1 00:00:34,054 --> 00:00:35,367 Hello. 2 00:00:38,708 --> 00:00:40,336 Just tell me what's happened. 3 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,008 And what is it? 4 00:00:48,707 --> 00:00:50,196 I'll be right down. 5 00:00:51,898 --> 00:00:53,227 What's happened? 6 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:56,860 Susannah. 7 00:00:57,172 --> 00:00:58,477 Susannah? 8 00:00:59,638 --> 00:01:01,047 Princess Susannah. 9 00:01:01,550 --> 00:01:02,852 Is she all right? 10 00:01:04,559 --> 00:01:05,969 Don't know. 11 00:01:06,598 --> 00:01:10,703 Sync and corrections by APOLLO Resync for WEB-DL by Darleg www.addic7ed.com 12 00:01:29,786 --> 00:01:31,188 'Don't kill me. 13 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,594 'Please don't kill me.' 14 00:01:36,186 --> 00:01:38,399 'Read the statement. 15 00:01:40,757 --> 00:01:42,180 'Yes. All right. 16 00:01:45,136 --> 00:01:46,446 'On this screen? 17 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:48,422 'That is correct. 18 00:01:52,867 --> 00:01:54,164 I'm Susannah 19 00:01:55,444 --> 00:01:56,946 'Duchess of Beaumont. 20 00:01:58,344 --> 00:02:01,640 'Popularly known as Princess Susannah. 21 00:02:04,108 --> 00:02:06,667 'I am in a place you... er... 22 00:02:07,199 --> 00:02:10,501 'cannot find, held by one you will not trace. 23 00:02:18,447 --> 00:02:20,399 'Prime Minister Michael Callow... 24 00:02:21,630 --> 00:02:25,618 'Prime Minister Michael Callow my life... 25 00:02:28,407 --> 00:02:31,594 '..my life depends on you. 26 00:02:33,596 --> 00:02:36,727 'If you do not do precisely as instructed by, um... 27 00:02:38,571 --> 00:02:40,844 'by 4pm this afternoon, I will be... 28 00:02:47,842 --> 00:02:49,219 '..I will be executed. 29 00:02:51,808 --> 00:02:53,118 'Please.' 30 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:56,477 What are you doing? Keep it going. 31 00:02:56,996 --> 00:03:00,789 Prime Minister, at this point, I think it's important to say 32 00:03:00,790 --> 00:03:03,345 that we are 100% certain 33 00:03:03,985 --> 00:03:05,585 that this is, indeed, 34 00:03:05,726 --> 00:03:06,953 Princess Susannah. 35 00:03:07,398 --> 00:03:10,337 Her car was intercepted shortly after midnight, 36 00:03:10,338 --> 00:03:13,276 returning from the wedding of a college friend. 37 00:03:13,668 --> 00:03:15,118 She'd insisted on going. 38 00:03:15,853 --> 00:03:16,973 But you had security on her? 39 00:03:17,227 --> 00:03:19,305 Two PPOs, still unconscious. 40 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:22,641 Heavy sedative, close range, each with a single puncture wound. 41 00:03:23,294 --> 00:03:24,391 No sign of struggle. 42 00:03:33,078 --> 00:03:34,540 Scrap Third World debt? 43 00:03:37,407 --> 00:03:38,825 Save the fucking libraries? 44 00:03:38,826 --> 00:03:43,657 We are convinced both the video and the demand it contains are genuine. 45 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:44,782 What demand? 46 00:03:44,799 --> 00:03:47,079 What Susannah says next... 47 00:03:49,412 --> 00:03:51,610 It concerns you directly, sir. 48 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:55,360 Just play it. 49 00:03:59,107 --> 00:04:02,884 'There is only one demand, and it is a simple one. 50 00:04:03,516 --> 00:04:06,345 'At 4pm this afternoon, 51 00:04:06,643 --> 00:04:10,243 'Prime Minister Michael Callow must appear on live British television 52 00:04:10,535 --> 00:04:12,860 'on all networks, terrestrial and satellite, 53 00:04:13,426 --> 00:04:16,204 'and... No! 54 00:04:21,266 --> 00:04:24,508 'On all British networks, terrestrial and satellite, 55 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:30,251 'and have full unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig. 56 00:04:33,071 --> 00:04:35,225 'I don't understand!' 57 00:04:37,469 --> 00:04:39,274 The video ends with a series of technical 58 00:04:39,275 --> 00:04:41,079 specifications for the broadcast. 59 00:04:56,351 --> 00:04:57,644 Why are you doing this? 60 00:05:01,579 --> 00:05:02,962 Is this joke, right? 61 00:05:03,517 --> 00:05:05,477 "Mike! Ho ho." 62 00:05:05,830 --> 00:05:07,172 It's real. 63 00:05:11,552 --> 00:05:12,852 She said pig. 64 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:15,250 Sex with a pig. 65 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:20,399 They want me to have sex with a pig? 66 00:05:21,365 --> 00:05:23,782 Live on television 67 00:05:24,428 --> 00:05:25,743 this afternoon. 68 00:05:30,168 --> 00:05:33,086 But what...? Who...? 69 00:05:33,402 --> 00:05:37,235 We're checking with embedded operatives, compiling a list of suspects. 70 00:05:37,585 --> 00:05:39,829 Meanwhile, the demand has been made. 71 00:05:40,227 --> 00:05:42,719 There's not long to formulate our response. 72 00:05:43,478 --> 00:05:45,039 Well, I'm not fucking a pig! 73 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,547 Page one, that's not happening. 74 00:05:49,743 --> 00:05:51,047 Of course. 75 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,227 Absolutely, sir. 76 00:06:02,466 --> 00:06:04,594 Well, have we established a dialogue with this...? 77 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,907 We can't. There's no e-mail address, no code word. 78 00:06:09,026 --> 00:06:10,706 No channel for negotiation. 79 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:14,705 So we focus on finding Susannah. We get her back. 80 00:06:15,118 --> 00:06:17,852 However it's done, I don't care. We stop this now. 81 00:06:18,016 --> 00:06:20,149 Everyone's working towards this. 82 00:06:20,204 --> 00:06:24,123 Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated core team. This can't go wide. 83 00:06:24,663 --> 00:06:27,875 Keep it so far from the press it's on the other side of Jupiter. 84 00:06:28,966 --> 00:06:31,368 This only exists in this room. 85 00:06:32,745 --> 00:06:34,055 It's already outside it. 86 00:06:35,652 --> 00:06:39,993 If there are hacks sniffing around, shut them down, bright, red, D Notice. 87 00:06:40,047 --> 00:06:44,145 Super fucking Godzilla injunction with ten-inch Whitehall fangs! 88 00:06:44,146 --> 00:06:46,286 This video came from YouTube. 89 00:06:48,590 --> 00:06:49,892 What? 90 00:06:49,947 --> 00:06:52,585 It was uploaded via an encrypted IP an hour ago. 91 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:53,866 Well, get it off there! 92 00:06:53,867 --> 00:06:59,224 We did after nine minutes, long enough for it to be duplicated and spread. 93 00:06:59,546 --> 00:07:03,213 Spread? How many people have seen this? 94 00:07:03,325 --> 00:07:06,745 We take down one, six clones pop up elsewhere. 95 00:07:06,752 --> 00:07:08,073 How many people? 96 00:07:08,082 --> 00:07:10,244 50,000. That's our current estimate. 97 00:07:12,222 --> 00:07:14,268 The news rooms have got it. 98 00:07:14,737 --> 00:07:16,046 They're running this on air? 99 00:07:16,055 --> 00:07:19,853 No. We put a type five D notice out and they're complying. 100 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,244 For now. 101 00:07:21,784 --> 00:07:23,106 It's trending on Twitter. 102 00:07:23,216 --> 00:07:25,495 For... Fucking internet! 103 00:07:30,595 --> 00:07:32,381 What now? What's the play book? 104 00:07:32,845 --> 00:07:35,076 This is virgin territory, Prime Minister. 105 00:07:36,105 --> 00:07:37,592 There's no play book. 106 00:07:57,882 --> 00:07:59,707 Princess Susannah's been kidnapped! 107 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,169 You scared the shit out of me! 108 00:08:01,195 --> 00:08:02,734 There's a youtube of it! 109 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:04,062 Go to work! 110 00:08:04,195 --> 00:08:05,789 And satellite, 111 00:08:05,868 --> 00:08:11,035 '.. And have full unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig.' 112 00:08:11,159 --> 00:08:13,871 No way. It's a piss take, man. Look at it! 113 00:08:13,948 --> 00:08:15,388 'I don't understand!' 114 00:08:15,403 --> 00:08:17,052 Why this is on the news? 115 00:08:17,145 --> 00:08:20,227 '.. Carlton Bloom's controversial exhibition 116 00:08:20,228 --> 00:08:23,707 'closes three weeks ahead of schedule... ' 117 00:08:23,708 --> 00:08:26,747 How do we describe it? "An indecent act"? 118 00:08:26,748 --> 00:08:29,747 Everyone's seen the video. They know the details. 119 00:08:29,748 --> 00:08:33,304 If we mention bestiality Ofcom would be pissed off. 120 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:34,277 Fuck Ofcom! 121 00:08:34,304 --> 00:08:35,627 We're observing the D Notice. 122 00:08:35,628 --> 00:08:36,938 Surely we're going to do something. 123 00:08:36,962 --> 00:08:38,064 We are honouring the D Notice. 124 00:08:38,079 --> 00:08:39,376 The voluntary D Notice! 125 00:08:39,407 --> 00:08:42,192 It may be a sportsman-like gesture but we are making it. 126 00:08:42,193 --> 00:08:44,977 A woman's life is at stake! 127 00:08:44,985 --> 00:08:46,228 We follow the procedure. 128 00:08:46,258 --> 00:08:49,062 My timeline consists of 100% viewers asking 129 00:08:49,063 --> 00:08:51,866 why we're not covering it. How do I reply? 130 00:08:51,919 --> 00:08:52,663 You don't. 131 00:08:52,694 --> 00:08:54,140 That is totally backwards. 132 00:08:54,163 --> 00:08:55,686 No-one else has broken rank. 133 00:08:55,717 --> 00:08:57,342 Not the Beeb, not Sky, not... 134 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:00,365 Facebook's coverage is pretty comprehensive! 135 00:09:00,390 --> 00:09:01,936 Maybe 136 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:03,319 It's like 9/11's happening and 137 00:09:03,351 --> 00:09:04,921 we're broadcasting sandwich recipes. 138 00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:07,020 We're not a chat room! 139 00:09:07,501 --> 00:09:09,926 It's on CNN and Fox. 140 00:09:09,988 --> 00:09:13,489 And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK... 141 00:09:13,513 --> 00:09:14,817 All right. 142 00:09:16,481 --> 00:09:17,856 God! This planet! 143 00:09:20,403 --> 00:09:22,416 OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself. 144 00:09:22,450 --> 00:09:23,919 Damon, public reaction. Meera, 145 00:09:23,935 --> 00:09:26,536 the royal angle, upcoming marriage, etc. 146 00:09:26,590 --> 00:09:28,747 Simon, set tone with Standards and Practices. 147 00:09:28,748 --> 00:09:31,213 We need to explain this without viewers sicking up their Weetabix. 148 00:09:31,252 --> 00:09:36,307 Ken, the internet aspect, new paradigm, Twitter, Arab spring, all that. 149 00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:40,043 Dan, all graphics run past me. Keep it functional... no Peppa Pigs. 150 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,895 Malaika, update the princess obit VT. 151 00:09:43,137 --> 00:09:44,645 The Obit VT? 152 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:47,950 Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone call. Least I can do is warn Tom. 153 00:09:53,388 --> 00:09:54,466 We put a D Notice on it. 154 00:09:54,467 --> 00:09:55,588 'It's gone global, Tom.' 155 00:09:55,589 --> 00:09:57,867 Don't. I'm begging you. 156 00:09:57,868 --> 00:09:59,867 Don't run it, Martin. 157 00:09:59,868 --> 00:10:02,307 'Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.' 158 00:10:02,965 --> 00:10:04,746 You know how much help you're getting hereon in? 159 00:10:05,661 --> 00:10:08,786 Multiply nothing by shit-all! UKN are dead for us! 160 00:10:08,998 --> 00:10:10,873 Shove it up your arse you fucking... 161 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:12,925 Interesting. 162 00:10:12,935 --> 00:10:13,987 A man. 163 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:14,925 Man? 164 00:10:14,943 --> 00:10:15,959 A man! 165 00:10:16,584 --> 00:10:18,908 Tom, so you're across it... 166 00:10:20,475 --> 00:10:22,194 I'm exploring contingency plans. 167 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,552 'I briefed Callett.' 168 00:10:26,908 --> 00:10:29,468 Mr Callett. Noel, from Blue Eye. 169 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:35,488 Noel won an Emmy by his effects work on that HBO moon Western thing. 170 00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:36,946 Sea Of Tranquillity. 171 00:10:36,947 --> 00:10:38,238 You won't find better. 172 00:10:38,254 --> 00:10:40,747 Can you map a head onto a body live? 173 00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:41,988 Depends if your camera's moving. 174 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:47,357 Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held camera in a constant roving motion. 175 00:10:47,373 --> 00:10:48,701 Mm. 176 00:10:48,756 --> 00:10:51,810 Yeah, Gonzo style. He knows his shit. That's tough. 177 00:10:53,177 --> 00:10:55,138 "Fruition to be transmitted in full"? 178 00:10:55,904 --> 00:10:59,548 Focus on the visuals. Different face mapped onto a live performer. 179 00:10:59,887 --> 00:11:01,449 According to those stipulations. 180 00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:03,214 Fringes of possibility... 181 00:11:03,253 --> 00:11:06,324 Deadline's at four. We need to know if it's workable by two. 182 00:11:10,714 --> 00:11:12,028 Can't happen. 183 00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:13,947 It has to. 184 00:11:13,948 --> 00:11:17,867 Our embeds have ruled out the major players. It's not AQ, not IRA. 185 00:11:17,868 --> 00:11:20,644 This is what's left... radicals, hate groups. 186 00:11:21,108 --> 00:11:24,107 People who've threatened yourself or the royals. 187 00:11:24,108 --> 00:11:26,587 They're being pulled in as we speak. 188 00:11:26,588 --> 00:11:28,160 For more than questioning, I hope. 189 00:11:28,668 --> 00:11:30,223 Somebody know something. 190 00:11:35,413 --> 00:11:39,069 'If we all do it more, there'll be less waste lying around... ' 191 00:11:39,303 --> 00:11:40,998 Is it still not on the telly? 192 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,987 Nothing. Must be a hoax. 193 00:11:42,988 --> 00:11:46,427 Or a black-out. Heads up! 194 00:11:46,428 --> 00:11:49,787 'Some major breaking news here on UKN. 195 00:11:49,804 --> 00:11:51,374 In the last two minutes 196 00:11:51,405 --> 00:11:54,756 'It's been confirmed that Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont 197 00:11:54,788 --> 00:11:56,171 'has been kidnapped. 198 00:11:56,202 --> 00:11:59,264 'A video uploaded anonymously to the Internet 199 00:11:59,308 --> 00:12:02,802 'appears to depict the princess pleading for her life. 200 00:12:03,341 --> 00:12:07,770 'The video also contains a bizarre ransom demand of a personal nature 201 00:12:07,786 --> 00:12:11,747 'involving the Prime Minister, and a detailed list of instructions 202 00:12:11,748 --> 00:12:15,107 'relating to the enactment of this demand. 203 00:12:15,108 --> 00:12:16,934 'As police round up potential suspects... ' 204 00:12:16,943 --> 00:12:18,411 '... across the nation. 205 00:12:18,428 --> 00:12:23,507 '.. This viewer video shows officers raiding an address in Bradford. 206 00:12:23,508 --> 00:12:26,348 'A man thought to be connected with a religious 207 00:12:26,349 --> 00:12:29,187 pressure group, dragged to a waiting van... ' 208 00:12:29,188 --> 00:12:31,867 If it's terrorists, they'll take her head off. 209 00:12:31,868 --> 00:12:34,507 For fuck's sake, man! Just saying. 210 00:12:34,508 --> 00:12:38,027 They'll be asking for a million quid or something. 211 00:12:38,028 --> 00:12:39,626 They want him to do it with a pig. 212 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,767 Demands... 213 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:46,540 Telegraph has the whole video and an interactive timeline. Tonally stark. 214 00:12:46,571 --> 00:12:49,985 Brief mention of the ransom being "a sex act". Nothing too gross. 215 00:12:50,025 --> 00:12:53,509 Sun runs with "Taken". Big grab of Susannah... 216 00:12:53,556 --> 00:12:55,068 Of course I still want that drink. 217 00:12:55,069 --> 00:12:56,712 Then give me something. 218 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,056 It's not... 219 00:12:58,368 --> 00:12:59,996 That won't be possible. 220 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:03,376 I'm friendly when I drink. Very friendly when I'm grateful. 221 00:13:04,463 --> 00:13:06,252 There's no comment at this time 222 00:13:17,191 --> 00:13:20,110 The Guardian are running a fucking live blog 223 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:24,467 and a short piece on the historical symbolism of the pig. 224 00:13:26,548 --> 00:13:28,587 '.. Only five hours away, 225 00:13:28,588 --> 00:13:32,707 'UKN's Damon Brown analyses the public reaction to the crisis.' 226 00:13:32,744 --> 00:13:34,541 'It's a day like no other. 227 00:13:34,595 --> 00:13:37,997 'The kidnap video has been watched by over 18 million people. 228 00:13:38,037 --> 00:13:42,155 'Social networking sites are a... buzz with 10,000 Tweets per minute. 229 00:13:42,203 --> 00:13:44,907 'While we wait for Downing Street to respond, 230 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,907 'the nation is voicing its opinion. 231 00:13:47,908 --> 00:13:52,707 'I don't think anyone should concede to any humiliation under threat. 232 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,827 'I couldn't bear to watch that. 233 00:13:54,828 --> 00:13:58,268 'I won't be tuning in. Just thinking about it is horrible. 234 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,040 'That's disgusting. It is disgusting. 235 00:14:01,071 --> 00:14:03,787 'It is disgusting but... after that, he's gonna be hero. 236 00:14:03,788 --> 00:14:08,379 'People will look at him like he's insane and take his position away. 237 00:14:08,426 --> 00:14:11,450 'It will be hilarious to see that on TV. 238 00:14:11,468 --> 00:14:13,867 'Nothing too abnormal for MPs. 239 00:14:13,868 --> 00:14:17,428 'They're all sexual deviants, all MPs and Prime Ministers.' 240 00:14:20,948 --> 00:14:23,868 We've been squeezing hard, but nothing concrete. 241 00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:27,125 It's my house! You can't... 242 00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:31,430 You are in my doorway touching my door handle! 243 00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:36,308 Could I have a word? 244 00:14:40,348 --> 00:14:41,466 It won't come to that. 245 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:42,628 And if they don't find her? 246 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:44,827 MI5 have got a name. 247 00:14:44,828 --> 00:14:45,986 They're surrounding the place now. 248 00:14:45,987 --> 00:14:47,023 Where? 249 00:14:47,055 --> 00:14:48,031 What? 250 00:14:48,062 --> 00:14:49,375 Where's the place? 251 00:14:49,414 --> 00:14:50,531 Truro. 252 00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:52,039 - Why are you lying? - What? 253 00:14:52,055 --> 00:14:53,313 You're lying! 254 00:14:53,328 --> 00:14:55,347 Truro? Jesus! 255 00:14:55,879 --> 00:14:57,718 I don't want you worrying. 256 00:14:57,734 --> 00:14:59,624 You've never patronised me. Don't start now. 257 00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:01,546 Whoever this is, is insane. 258 00:15:01,547 --> 00:15:03,026 And has a princess. 259 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,086 We'll get through this. 260 00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:06,601 Not any princess... the princess. 261 00:15:06,648 --> 00:15:11,467 Princess bloody Facebook bloody eco-conscious national sweetheart. 262 00:15:11,468 --> 00:15:13,708 I won't have to do anything. 263 00:15:14,901 --> 00:15:16,259 Everyone's laughing at us. 264 00:15:16,295 --> 00:15:17,342 You don't know that. 265 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,959 I know people. 266 00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:20,662 We love humiliation. 267 00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:21,882 I can not laugh 268 00:15:21,897 --> 00:15:23,178 Nothing is going to happen. 269 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:25,162 It's already happening in their heads. 270 00:15:26,348 --> 00:15:30,948 In their heads, that's what you're doing, what my husband is doing. 271 00:15:35,258 --> 00:15:36,631 Please! 272 00:15:37,487 --> 00:15:38,834 Jane. 273 00:15:43,257 --> 00:15:44,569 I love you. 274 00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:47,231 What? 275 00:15:47,639 --> 00:15:49,068 Palace on the phone, sir. 276 00:15:49,069 --> 00:15:51,107 Get Alex to stall them. 277 00:15:51,521 --> 00:15:54,147 She's already been speaking to her for ten minutes. 278 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:55,949 "Her"? 279 00:15:56,013 --> 00:15:57,436 It's the Queen herself. 280 00:16:00,047 --> 00:16:01,412 Go on. 281 00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:14,014 'As the 4pm deadline draws nearer, the world holds its breath... ' 282 00:16:14,053 --> 00:16:15,600 waiting to discover where the princess 283 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,319 Would they use a female pig? 284 00:16:17,755 --> 00:16:19,061 It's on the list. 285 00:16:19,123 --> 00:16:22,029 List of rules, specifies camera angles and things. 286 00:16:22,046 --> 00:16:23,491 Like dogme 95. 287 00:16:23,514 --> 00:16:24,892 It's not like Dogme 95. 288 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:25,994 Exactly that. 289 00:16:26,032 --> 00:16:27,387 What's Dogme 95? 290 00:16:27,388 --> 00:16:28,748 Cinematic movement. 291 00:16:28,749 --> 00:16:30,050 Lars von Trier. 292 00:16:31,339 --> 00:16:33,938 Rules for a director... no background music, 293 00:16:33,939 --> 00:16:36,537 only natural light, for authenticity. 294 00:16:36,868 --> 00:16:41,587 Same as these, so they can't cheat, cut another guy's arse pumping away. 295 00:16:41,853 --> 00:16:44,615 'I can't think of anything remotely like this. 296 00:16:45,188 --> 00:16:47,138 'A new form of terrorism... 297 00:16:47,186 --> 00:16:51,647 It's not Islamist. To request a pig is specifically abhorrent. 298 00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:54,280 'That's the point! Make love to a pig!' 299 00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:55,921 Make love? 300 00:16:56,508 --> 00:16:59,747 Steer them away from the grisly details. 301 00:16:59,748 --> 00:17:02,707 'Let's not dwell on any of the details. 302 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:06,147 'This is already a huge national talking point. 303 00:17:06,148 --> 00:17:10,547 'Isn't this precisely what whoever is behind this is looking for?' 304 00:17:10,548 --> 00:17:12,587 How's Her Majesty taking it? 305 00:17:12,588 --> 00:17:14,811 "I trust you'll do everything in your power to get her back." 306 00:17:16,991 --> 00:17:18,387 And we are. 307 00:17:18,388 --> 00:17:21,507 It wasn't a collective "you". It was a singular "you", ie me. 308 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:25,347 Sir, we may have something. Jamie's been tracing the video's origin. 309 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,663 I thought it was untraceable. 310 00:17:27,018 --> 00:17:30,510 Technically, yes, so I thought, "Work with what we do now" 311 00:17:30,511 --> 00:17:34,429 That video, before Youtube compression it was 57.3 meg. 312 00:17:35,877 --> 00:17:37,636 Algorithm. 313 00:17:37,653 --> 00:17:41,109 Anyway, we also know it was uploaded at 3:16 AM. 314 00:17:41,188 --> 00:17:44,281 I ran a nationwide traceback on uninterrupted one-way uploads 315 00:17:44,336 --> 00:17:48,554 of precisely 57.3 meg in the minutes leading up to 3:16, 316 00:17:48,588 --> 00:17:51,274 and the closest I can get is a postcode. 317 00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:53,227 It came from somewhere in there. 318 00:17:55,047 --> 00:17:56,383 Looks like a campus. 319 00:17:56,414 --> 00:17:58,347 Yeah. Closed 2010. 320 00:17:58,348 --> 00:18:00,027 It's been empty since. 321 00:18:00,028 --> 00:18:02,107 Latest I-sat image on this area? 322 00:18:02,108 --> 00:18:05,388 3 AM flyover shot from last night... 323 00:18:07,308 --> 00:18:09,117 Looks like it had lights on. 324 00:18:10,649 --> 00:18:13,758 We got him. We got him. 325 00:18:13,873 --> 00:18:16,961 Alert the local team. Full squad. I'll man it. 326 00:18:17,024 --> 00:18:20,313 With helmet-cam relay. We can watch the operation. 327 00:18:20,665 --> 00:18:22,180 Press office, OK, Tom? 328 00:18:27,788 --> 00:18:29,102 Yes! 329 00:18:46,388 --> 00:18:48,507 Right. Confident? 330 00:18:48,508 --> 00:18:51,667 It's a kick-bollock scramble, but with finessing it should be OK. 331 00:18:51,668 --> 00:18:54,988 Finesse quickly. Our performer's on his way. 332 00:19:01,188 --> 00:19:05,547 It's a new one for me, obviously. I wouldn't normally... You know. 333 00:19:05,548 --> 00:19:07,547 You seen any of my films? 334 00:19:07,548 --> 00:19:08,442 No. 335 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:11,434 I'm pretty trad... bish, bash, bosh. In, out. 336 00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:13,091 Yeah, well... 337 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,427 What do I put on the invoice? That's what I'm wondering. 338 00:19:15,428 --> 00:19:16,718 There won't be any invoicing. 339 00:19:16,757 --> 00:19:19,944 - Oi-oi, Rod! - Oi-oi! 340 00:19:21,739 --> 00:19:24,347 Need to prep two statements 341 00:19:24,348 --> 00:19:25,826 Good outcome. Bad outcome. 342 00:19:25,827 --> 00:19:27,051 Rescue operation? 343 00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:30,004 Goon squad's heading for postcode in Buckinghamshire. 344 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:34,148 HP84TD, a college or something. They should be there by now. 345 00:19:57,948 --> 00:20:01,187 Yeah, I've reduced the luminance... 346 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,547 Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn. 347 00:20:03,548 --> 00:20:05,827 AKA, Rod Senseless. 348 00:20:05,828 --> 00:20:07,300 Stage name. 349 00:20:09,964 --> 00:20:11,627 Yeah. Well... 350 00:20:12,181 --> 00:20:13,747 You need to get into this. 351 00:20:13,782 --> 00:20:15,595 Is there a dressing room I can use? 352 00:20:15,627 --> 00:20:16,948 No. 353 00:20:17,024 --> 00:20:18,867 Where's my co-star? 354 00:20:18,868 --> 00:20:21,173 Be rude not to give her a kiss beforehand. 355 00:20:21,213 --> 00:20:23,532 Outside in the truck. 356 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,274 Full of joie de vivre, isn't he? 357 00:20:29,508 --> 00:20:33,188 You also need to wear this... on your head. 358 00:20:41,142 --> 00:20:43,796 Board's been prised away. That's where they got in. 359 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,142 OK. 360 00:20:45,626 --> 00:20:47,108 'Target identified.' 361 00:20:47,141 --> 00:20:48,321 Commissioner. Thank you. 362 00:20:48,345 --> 00:20:49,845 So, team red... 363 00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,040 'Any orders, boss?' 364 00:20:51,063 --> 00:20:53,298 Continue reconnaissance and await instructions, 365 00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:54,736 before you proceed. 366 00:20:54,798 --> 00:20:57,014 'With the 4pm deadline three hours away, 367 00:20:57,053 --> 00:20:58,873 'time is running out for the Prime Minister... ' 368 00:21:08,348 --> 00:21:09,748 They got in, yeah? 369 00:21:10,358 --> 00:21:12,209 Do you think I'd be here if they had? 370 00:21:13,788 --> 00:21:15,694 We've got statements for either outcome. 371 00:21:19,388 --> 00:21:21,254 Listen, coverage is very sympathetic. 372 00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:23,051 Can't think about coverage now! 373 00:21:29,635 --> 00:21:30,992 But it's on-side? 374 00:21:31,797 --> 00:21:33,491 Strong undercurrent of sympathy. 375 00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:36,398 Every poll indicates understanding, disgust with the 376 00:21:36,399 --> 00:21:39,266 captor, outrage at the whole thing, but not at you. 377 00:21:43,743 --> 00:21:47,031 If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not saying they will, but if they do, 378 00:21:47,468 --> 00:21:50,548 the public anticipates non-compliance. 379 00:21:51,717 --> 00:21:54,757 There'll be squawks from the usuals, 380 00:21:54,789 --> 00:21:58,938 but it's not "England expects". 381 00:22:04,379 --> 00:22:09,539 If he kills her, there's no blood on your hands. Bottom line. 382 00:22:13,228 --> 00:22:18,625 'With hours to go, time is running out for the security services. 383 00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:21,187 'Joining us is actress Lydia... ' 384 00:22:21,219 --> 00:22:23,027 Thought this was coming from IB7. 385 00:22:23,028 --> 00:22:26,093 We trimmed the edges so it's coming direct. 386 00:22:26,765 --> 00:22:28,787 Twinkle tits from? 387 00:22:28,788 --> 00:22:32,947 Actress, Downton Abbey, knows the princess. 388 00:22:33,151 --> 00:22:35,158 This came for you, left at reception. 389 00:22:36,366 --> 00:22:37,988 Courier dropped it off. 390 00:22:42,348 --> 00:22:44,508 Know how to plug this in? 391 00:22:51,588 --> 00:22:54,107 Jack, call the police. Take it! 392 00:22:54,108 --> 00:22:56,267 Get someone to shoot that first. 393 00:22:56,268 --> 00:22:58,308 What the fuck is this? 394 00:22:59,697 --> 00:23:02,135 'I gave you rules. 'I said no cheating. 395 00:23:12,908 --> 00:23:15,027 'Some more breaking news, 396 00:23:15,028 --> 00:23:19,027 'and a severed finger, thought to belong to Princess Susannah, 397 00:23:19,028 --> 00:23:22,547 'has been delivered to UKN, along with a video 398 00:23:22,548 --> 00:23:26,867 'apparently showing the kidnapper removing it from the princess. 399 00:23:27,055 --> 00:23:30,737 'UKN News has passed all material to Scotland Yard... ' 400 00:23:30,761 --> 00:23:32,308 Fucking hell! 401 00:23:32,651 --> 00:23:36,956 God! I can't watch this! He's got to do what they want. 402 00:23:37,097 --> 00:23:38,467 Yes, he fucking has! 403 00:23:38,468 --> 00:23:40,788 '.. Which contained a statement 404 00:23:40,872 --> 00:23:45,146 'accusing Downing Street of attempting to break the rules 405 00:23:45,171 --> 00:23:47,562 'This grim development comes just hours 406 00:23:47,605 --> 00:23:49,726 before the 4PM deadline... ' 407 00:23:53,068 --> 00:23:54,668 Jesus! 408 00:23:59,908 --> 00:24:03,187 Unless I'm mistaken, our mystery man specified 409 00:24:03,188 --> 00:24:06,229 no visual trickery in his original demand, didn't he? 410 00:24:06,894 --> 00:24:08,198 I considered it necessary... 411 00:24:08,230 --> 00:24:09,534 Considered it necessary. 412 00:24:09,558 --> 00:24:10,863 To divise... 413 00:24:10,870 --> 00:24:12,597 FUCKING HELL! 414 00:24:18,573 --> 00:24:19,882 - Mike...! - Don't! 415 00:24:19,914 --> 00:24:21,232 It's nor... 416 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,339 One word, I swear I will fucking...! 417 00:24:36,311 --> 00:24:38,080 What did you do, Alex? 418 00:24:39,156 --> 00:24:40,807 I had a back-up plan. 419 00:24:41,531 --> 00:24:43,798 A man prepared to do it and an FX company that 420 00:24:43,799 --> 00:24:46,065 would paint your head onto his shoulders. 421 00:24:46,108 --> 00:24:47,666 You actually thought that would work? 422 00:24:47,830 --> 00:24:49,151 I believed it worth considering. 423 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:50,947 Then you're a stupid bitch. 424 00:24:51,348 --> 00:24:53,427 With your interest at heart. 425 00:24:53,608 --> 00:24:54,822 Who knew about this? 426 00:24:55,162 --> 00:24:58,791 A select few. It seems some idiot at the studio 427 00:24:58,838 --> 00:25:01,291 recognised our designated performer, 428 00:25:01,389 --> 00:25:04,650 Tweeted a photo and the online hivemind did the maths. 429 00:25:04,698 --> 00:25:06,260 It's not playing well. 430 00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:09,197 With who? 431 00:25:10,673 --> 00:25:12,649 With, er... anyone. 432 00:25:12,948 --> 00:25:16,751 'A few hours ago, public opinion was behind Prime Minister Callow, 433 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:19,384 'with only 28% of the public believing 434 00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:22,188 'he should fulfil the bizarre and illegal request. 435 00:25:22,766 --> 00:25:24,438 'In the wake of these images, 436 00:25:24,491 --> 00:25:29,411 'and the delivery of the princess's finger, the mood is shifting. 437 00:25:29,468 --> 00:25:33,031 'It'll be humiliating, but nothing compared to her suffering. 438 00:25:33,055 --> 00:25:34,578 'With the appearance of finger... 439 00:25:34,624 --> 00:25:35,734 'He's just got to do it. 440 00:25:35,758 --> 00:25:36,641 Yes, he has to do it. 441 00:25:36,656 --> 00:25:38,045 'What's the alternative? 442 00:25:38,046 --> 00:25:40,960 'We can get another Prime Minister. We can't live without a princess. 443 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,391 Of course... 444 00:25:42,437 --> 00:25:46,027 'If he doesn't get her released, he's finished, isn't he? 445 00:25:46,028 --> 00:25:49,436 'Online polls suggest that 86% of voters 446 00:25:49,468 --> 00:25:52,107 'now believe the demand should be met. 447 00:25:52,108 --> 00:25:54,108 'Damon Brown... ' 448 00:25:57,108 --> 00:25:58,906 When are Walker's team hitting the college? 449 00:25:58,907 --> 00:26:00,028 They need time... 450 00:26:00,029 --> 00:26:01,987 No more pissing around. 451 00:26:01,988 --> 00:26:03,388 Julian's advising against... 452 00:26:03,389 --> 00:26:07,227 I'm advising for. They go in now. They go in now. 453 00:26:24,148 --> 00:26:26,307 Where's my obit VT? 454 00:26:26,308 --> 00:26:30,747 What would you say if I said I was near where Susannah's being held? 455 00:26:30,748 --> 00:26:32,292 I'd say bullshit. 456 00:26:32,347 --> 00:26:34,306 Then you'd be wrong. 457 00:26:35,792 --> 00:26:37,332 Have you got a crew with you? 458 00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:38,964 I'm not stupid. 459 00:26:39,943 --> 00:26:41,324 Malaika? 460 00:26:41,769 --> 00:26:42,996 Hello? 461 00:26:57,348 --> 00:26:58,947 Are you getting this? 462 00:26:58,948 --> 00:27:01,828 Yeah. Don't put yourself in any danger. 463 00:27:08,548 --> 00:27:09,748 Still getting this? 464 00:27:09,749 --> 00:27:13,148 Yeah. Just stay safe, Malaika. Be careful! 465 00:27:29,108 --> 00:27:31,028 If this doesn't work... 466 00:27:32,153 --> 00:27:34,148 we need... 467 00:27:58,188 --> 00:28:01,468 Armed police! Lay down on the floor! Lay down on the floor! 468 00:28:05,230 --> 00:28:07,428 Move! 469 00:28:11,308 --> 00:28:12,948 Fuck! 470 00:28:19,161 --> 00:28:21,200 It's a decoy. 471 00:28:21,444 --> 00:28:25,998 They must have bounced the upload from here with a proxy. I'm sorry. 472 00:28:26,070 --> 00:28:27,319 Jesus! 473 00:28:27,348 --> 00:28:28,624 They're looking right at her! 474 00:28:28,679 --> 00:28:30,100 They can't see her. 475 00:28:30,201 --> 00:28:31,343 'Malaika, make sure they can't... ' 476 00:28:31,381 --> 00:28:32,975 Stay down! Don't move! 477 00:28:36,748 --> 00:28:39,068 Run, Malaika! Run! 478 00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:44,867 Get out of there. Come on! 479 00:28:44,868 --> 00:28:46,828 Armed police! 480 00:28:55,308 --> 00:28:56,653 Is it him? 481 00:28:56,740 --> 00:28:59,677 Where the fuck is Jack? 482 00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:02,467 Advance! Advance! Advance! 483 00:29:04,532 --> 00:29:07,532 Get down! 484 00:29:07,628 --> 00:29:10,466 Get down! 485 00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:14,714 UKN. It's Malaika something or other. She's from UKN. 486 00:29:14,747 --> 00:29:16,028 You press? Yes. 487 00:29:17,748 --> 00:29:20,107 There goes your RTS Award. 488 00:29:20,108 --> 00:29:22,187 There must be something. 489 00:29:22,188 --> 00:29:23,016 There's nothing there, Mike. 490 00:29:23,039 --> 00:29:24,347 There'll be a clue. Some evidence. 491 00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:25,388 We've done all we can. 492 00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:27,827 You rescued mannequin. 493 00:29:27,862 --> 00:29:28,735 I'm sorry, Michael... 494 00:29:28,759 --> 00:29:29,862 Fuck off, Julian! 495 00:29:29,903 --> 00:29:31,526 20 past three. We're out of time. 496 00:29:31,531 --> 00:29:33,518 We're not out of time! 497 00:29:34,059 --> 00:29:35,643 We're not out of time. 498 00:29:51,388 --> 00:29:53,387 It's not going to happen. 499 00:29:53,388 --> 00:29:53,906 To the public... 500 00:29:53,907 --> 00:29:54,788 Fuck the public! 501 00:29:54,789 --> 00:29:59,667 To the public, this would be one man of questionable popularity 502 00:29:59,668 --> 00:30:01,908 putting personal embarrassment over the life of a girl. 503 00:30:01,909 --> 00:30:04,147 They will not release her anyway. She's probably already dead. 504 00:30:04,148 --> 00:30:07,064 If she isn't, he'll kill her and upload the video. 505 00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:12,027 Everyone will see it. The world will see it. 506 00:30:12,028 --> 00:30:16,347 The mood will border on insurrection and you will be destroyed, 507 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:19,468 I guarantee you... utterly destroyed. 508 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:24,073 The polling bears that out. 509 00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:31,307 You won't just be a disgraced politician, 510 00:30:31,308 --> 00:30:36,427 The public, the Palace and the Party insist on compliance. 511 00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:37,687 Fuck the Party! 512 00:30:37,696 --> 00:30:40,474 Refuse, and I've been advised 513 00:30:40,508 --> 00:30:43,107 that we cannot guarantee your physical safety. 514 00:30:45,049 --> 00:30:46,750 Or that of your family. 515 00:30:48,626 --> 00:30:50,337 But... 516 00:30:59,994 --> 00:31:02,211 I've made arrangements for the broadcast. 517 00:31:04,453 --> 00:31:05,528 I can't... 518 00:31:05,529 --> 00:31:08,375 I'm sorry, Michael. It's out of your hands. 519 00:31:31,388 --> 00:31:34,867 'Let's take you live to the scene in central London. 520 00:31:34,868 --> 00:31:38,707 'As we see the Prime Minister's car travelling across London... ' 521 00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:40,414 He's got to do it. 522 00:31:40,704 --> 00:31:42,540 The world's bloody broken. 523 00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:46,628 '.. Appears to be heading west to Bankside Studios.' 524 00:32:19,881 --> 00:32:22,680 We've ratified the law... after midnight, 525 00:32:22,735 --> 00:32:26,902 it'll be a criminal of fence to store any recording or images of the event. 526 00:32:31,348 --> 00:32:34,250 They're doing an announcement to warn people off 527 00:32:34,251 --> 00:32:37,152 even watching, some sonic tone that causes nausea. 528 00:32:39,108 --> 00:32:43,187 '.. When public opinion has very much hardened, 529 00:32:43,188 --> 00:32:46,652 'following the delivery of the princess's severed finger. 530 00:32:47,202 --> 00:32:51,269 'As the 4pm deadline approaches, the nation is at a stand still 531 00:32:51,308 --> 00:32:54,187 'watching the extraordinary situation play out. 532 00:32:54,188 --> 00:32:59,067 'Just to remind you, this is now a story of global significance... ' 533 00:32:59,068 --> 00:33:02,747 "Michael Callow has displayed incredible bravery" 534 00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:05,508 "in what was a matter of life or death." 535 00:33:05,938 --> 00:33:08,737 That's how it opens, then we should move on... 536 00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:11,348 OK. Yeah. 537 00:33:12,636 --> 00:33:13,942 Everything prepared? 538 00:33:13,998 --> 00:33:15,074 Yes, ma'am. 539 00:33:15,105 --> 00:33:16,262 It's sedated? 540 00:33:16,288 --> 00:33:17,682 Injection. It's docile. 541 00:33:26,308 --> 00:33:28,628 It's time to go in now. 542 00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:36,507 '.. An unprecedented nature.' 543 00:33:36,508 --> 00:33:38,770 'This is an official announcement. 544 00:33:38,793 --> 00:33:40,254 In a few minutes, 545 00:33:40,315 --> 00:33:43,572 'the Prime Minister will perform an indecent act on your screens. 546 00:33:46,108 --> 00:33:51,387 '..In the hope that it will ensure the release of Princess Susannah. 547 00:33:51,388 --> 00:33:55,160 'Recording or possessing a copy of this broadcast will become illegal 548 00:33:55,169 --> 00:33:56,254 at midnight. 549 00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:59,909 'All viewers are advised to turn off their televisions immediately. 550 00:33:59,948 --> 00:34:02,707 'The broadcast will commence after the following tone.' 551 00:34:37,105 --> 00:34:39,082 We're complying with the stipulated rules. 552 00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:41,269 You'll have to keep going... 553 00:34:44,308 --> 00:34:47,388 You'll have to see it through to the end. 554 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:54,547 We've placed visual aids in your eyeline, which might help if you... 555 00:34:54,548 --> 00:34:56,548 get into trouble. 556 00:35:00,121 --> 00:35:02,795 The suggestion we're getting from psychologists 557 00:35:02,852 --> 00:35:05,615 is that you should take as long as you need. 558 00:35:08,308 --> 00:35:12,227 If you rush, it might be misinterpreted as eagerness 559 00:35:12,228 --> 00:35:14,468 or even enjoyment. 560 00:35:27,828 --> 00:35:30,373 It's just a skeleton crew inside. 561 00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:32,974 Closed set. 562 00:36:18,588 --> 00:36:19,828 There he is! 563 00:36:24,188 --> 00:36:29,251 'I trust this will bring about the safe return of Princess Susannah.' 564 00:36:38,869 --> 00:36:40,149 'I... 565 00:36:46,386 --> 00:36:48,235 'I love my wife.' 566 00:36:51,953 --> 00:36:53,571 'May God forgive me.' 567 00:37:13,268 --> 00:37:15,747 No! 568 00:38:53,348 --> 00:38:56,468 Jesus! Poor bastard! 569 00:38:58,908 --> 00:39:00,907 But it's been on for nearly an hour. 570 00:39:00,908 --> 00:39:03,268 It's history, this. 571 00:40:03,708 --> 00:40:05,707 We've got her. Susannah. 572 00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:06,628 They released her? 573 00:40:06,629 --> 00:40:09,466 Stumbling about in the city. 574 00:40:09,498 --> 00:40:12,961 Sedated. She can't remember anything, but she's unharmed. 575 00:40:12,985 --> 00:40:14,297 But her finger? 576 00:40:14,336 --> 00:40:16,347 Not hers. DNA shows it's male. 577 00:40:16,348 --> 00:40:17,353 What? 578 00:40:17,478 --> 00:40:22,674 There is one other thing. There's a CCTV grab of her from half three. 579 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:26,907 It seems he let her go 30 minutes before it happened. 580 00:40:28,079 --> 00:40:29,464 Why? 581 00:40:29,613 --> 00:40:31,121 My guess... 582 00:40:31,238 --> 00:40:32,722 he knew everyone would be elsewhere 583 00:40:32,777 --> 00:40:34,980 watching screens. 584 00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:38,031 So it's a statement. 585 00:40:38,078 --> 00:40:39,445 Ma'am? 586 00:40:39,460 --> 00:40:42,580 That's what this was all about, making a point. 587 00:40:42,988 --> 00:40:44,468 Should we, er...? 588 00:40:44,469 --> 00:40:46,537 Lose that page of the report. 589 00:40:46,834 --> 00:40:49,107 No-one sees it, especially the PM. 590 00:40:49,108 --> 00:40:51,108 Of course. 591 00:41:00,650 --> 00:41:02,161 Good news, Michael. 592 00:41:03,006 --> 00:41:05,834 You saved her. Susannah's alive and well. 593 00:41:58,028 --> 00:42:01,707 'On the one-year anniversary of his humiliating ordeal, 594 00:42:01,708 --> 00:42:05,827 'an apparently unconcerned Michael Callow put in an assured performance 595 00:42:05,828 --> 00:42:08,975 'at a public appearance, accompanied by his wife Jane. 596 00:42:09,007 --> 00:42:10,265 Here I go. 597 00:42:10,287 --> 00:42:11,367 'OK. 598 00:42:15,195 --> 00:42:18,897 'The other central figure in events was also before the camera 599 00:42:18,968 --> 00:42:21,307 'at last night's Children Of Valour Awards. 600 00:42:21,308 --> 00:42:24,107 'Princess Susannah made her first public appearance 601 00:42:24,108 --> 00:42:25,991 'since announcing her pregnancy. 602 00:42:26,577 --> 00:42:30,867 'It was one year ago that the Turner Prize-winning artist, 603 00:42:30,868 --> 00:42:32,202 'Carlton Bloom, 604 00:42:32,236 --> 00:42:35,514 'coerced the Prime Minister into committing an indecent act. 605 00:42:37,748 --> 00:42:41,914 'As the anniversary arrived, one art critic caused controversy 606 00:42:41,945 --> 00:42:45,947 'by describing it as "the first great artwork of the 21st century". 607 00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:50,278 'While cultural commentators debate its significance, 608 00:42:50,326 --> 00:42:52,547 'with a global audience of 1.3 billion, 609 00:42:52,610 --> 00:42:55,125 'it was an event in which we all participated. 610 00:42:55,241 --> 00:42:58,428 However, the incident failed to destroy a Prime Minister, 611 00:42:58,507 --> 00:43:02,787 'who holds an approval rating three points higher than last year. 612 00:43:02,895 --> 00:43:05,217 'Damon Brown, UKN.' 613 00:43:10,308 --> 00:43:11,508 Jane. 614 00:43:12,702 --> 00:43:14,342 Jane, please. 615 00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:32,228 Sync and corrections by APOLLO Resync for WEB-DL by Darleg www.addic7ed.com