Do I hear 38?
$38,000?
Do I hear 38? 38?
Yes! The gentleman with the elf ears in the middle! $38,000.
Do I hear 39?
39? Do I hear 39?
Yes! Miss in the back! $39,000.
Do I hear 40?
Yes - $40,000.
Going once, going twice...
Sold to the gentleman in the mask and the tuxedo for $40,000.
Next on the block - perhaps the rarest Yu-gi-oh! card known to man.
Created as part of a one-time collaboration between Akira Toriyama and Kazuki Takahasi,
I give you...
The Super Saiyan Dark Magician!
That's not a Dark Magician or a Super Saiyan!
It's a Diglett!
I'd rather eat shit than bid on a Diglett!
My God!
We've been robbed!
So.
You guys hear about the Super Saiyan Dark Magician that got stolen?
Heh. Yeah.
What a heist.
Wonder what happened to it?
Not like they could play it in a public game, right?
If you ask me, they're probably going to take it to the syndicate's underground game.
We may play for keeps here, but they've got much higher stakes.
Well how about that.
You just activated our trap cards.
What!? -Oh crap!
You disgust me.
Playing for keeps?
It goes against everything Yu-gi-oh stands for!
Oh yeah?
Why don't you tell that to your pal Joe over there.
Thought I recognized you from somewhere!
Shut up!
He's an underground Yu-Gi-oh addict!
Lady, I once saw this guy take an LOB Blue Eyes White Dragon from an eight year old!
Is that true?
I was under cover at first.
At first?
It's just... the thrill of playing for keeps.
Nothing comes close.
It's better than what I'm told sex is like!
I've heard enough!
You take these two back to the precinct.
I'm going after the Dark Magician card.
But I can help!
I don't need help from a plays-for-keeper.
I looked up to you, Joe.
YOU were my Blue Eyes White Dragon.
I'm going alone.
You have no idea how dangerous underground Yu-Gi-Oh can be!
The target is a Super Saiyan Dark Magician card.
Diesel - half the department's annual operating budget went into building that deck you're using,
so be careful!
I'm in.
Good work!
Get into a game and see if you can't draw out our card thief.
Now THAT is a new face if I've ever seen one.
Fancy a game?
You know we play for more than just cards here.
It's time to duel.
Now what is a lovely card shark like yourself doing all alone in a place like this?
No man in your life?
Not anymore.
Another.
Son, you look like Chunin Exams Rock Lee.
You sure?
She was right.
I am just a dirty plays-for-keepser.
I'm the trash you sacrifice so you can play a real card.
Okay, I'm gonna cut you off.
You don't cut off a God damned thing!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?
You play well but, unfortunately, this game has to come to an end...
detective.
Ahh!
Diesel! Diesel!
That's right Ms. Diesel.
We knew from the moment that you walked in.
Oh Chief, better send for Joe Furaya because his partner's about to get her ass banished
to the Shadow Realm!
What...!?
Oh, didn't you hear?
We don't play for cards here.
We play for SOULS.
Who's that Anime Crimes Division investigator?
It's Officer Vink!
And unless you have a card that can beat a Super Saiyan Dark Magician... well.
I guess your soul is...
Hold it!
And here he is.
Just in time to watch me take everything that matters from him.
Just like you took everything from me.
Who are you!?
Someone you should've banished to the Shadow Realm when you had the chance.
Wait...
I know who you are...
Just like you took everything from me.
Someone you should've banished to the Shadow Realm when you had the chance.
I'm the eight-year old that you took the Blue Eyes White Dragon from!
You're the eight-year old I took a Blue Eyes White Dragon from!
It's was a one-of-a-kind, with a misprint on the attack level!
And you just took it!
Well now I'm gonna take your partner!
Don't!
Look - I've got a proposition.
Double or nothing.
Joe, what are you doing?
Let me play just one card.
Just one.
If you win, you get my soul too.
No, don't do it Joe!
I accept!
There's no card in the entirety of Yu-Gi-Oh that can beat a Super Saiyan Dark Magician.
You're right.
There isn't.
Unless I had a Blue Eyes White Dragon with a misprint on its attack power.
No...
I took this card from you many years ago.
Holding it in my hands made me feel the electricity of playing for keeps.
But I don't want to be that guy anymore.
So now I'm giving it back!
No!
How about that.
You stole his "Blue Eyes White Dragon."
Now he looks more like a "Wet Eyes Brown Trousers."
Yes.
Auuuugh!
Yeah!
Great work, Joe!
The fourteen-year old is back where he belongs, not to mention you got the stolen card back,
and we learned about a soul stealing Yu-Gi-Oh tournament!
That's not all I learned.
Yeah?
Sometimes... you just gotta play for keeps.
And the fourteen-year old's in hell!
Hahahaha! - Haha!