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J"adventure time“ j“

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I come on, grab your friends j“

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J' we're going to
very distant lands i

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J“ with jake the dog
and finn the human j'

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J“ the fun will never end r

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J' it's “adventure time“ i

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Okay, starchy.
Now!

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I'm on it!

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Do i —- Do i just pull
this lever?

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- No!

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I'm on it!

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Excellent.

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These photos
will help us find out

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What sort of forces
gumbald has amassed

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Before we mobilize our troops.

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What's that, clear?

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These photos
will help us find out -—

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I'm glad there's going to be
another proper war

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Before i kick the bucket.

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Wipe 'em out!

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- Hey, princess.

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Finn, you donked up my recon!

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I've got some important stuff
to say.

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I don't think going to war
with your uncle is a good idea.

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I don't have any choice.

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By building an army,
he's forcing my hand.

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It seems to me that all these
rhubarbs down through history

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Don't do nobody no good.

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Finn, we all love
how sweet you are,

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But sometimes
we just have to buckle down

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And do things the ugly way.

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Excuse me.

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It's gonna happen, son.

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Best thing to do
is sharpen your sword

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And stock up on flower wreaths.

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You're dark, colonel candy corn.

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How'd it go?

38
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No good.
Pb is on the road to war.

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Jake, it's up to us to fix
things with uncle gumbald.

40
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Didn't he try to kill you

41
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With monsters made
out of your own baby teeth?

42
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—
— take that, banana face!

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Uh, take this,
you banana... Face.

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Does everyone have to get
caught up in this mentality?

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I'm going to march
right over to gumbaldia

46
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On a last-Ditch
diplomatic mission.

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Want to come?

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Do i?

49
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— this is cute, right?
- You bet!

50
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And that's
the number-One priority

51
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For kick—butt diplomacy —
the cuteness offensive!

52
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Hey, this is kinda backwards,
right?

53
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How so?

54
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I used to be all about violence.

55
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Now it's like i'm different.

56
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You're a beautiful flower,
and i love to watch you grow.

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Halt!

58
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Gumbald?

59
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None shall pass.

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Fern.

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Cuteness offensive.

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Okay.

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I don't wanna fight!
I'm just here to see your boss.

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Fern, i know we have beef,
but let's just talk.

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I didn't even know
you were alive.

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You thought you had beaten me?

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Me?

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Cool sword.

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Fern, stop!

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I used to want to be you.

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Now i'm a better you!

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I've proved it.

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There's nothing you have
that i don't.

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Bark! Bark, bark, bark, bark!
Bark, bark, baraaaah!

75
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Boys! Boys!

76
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Stop all this roughhousing!

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Yes, aunt lolly.

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"aunt lolly." she sounds
kind of like mom, yeah?

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Hey!

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She was my mom, too!

81
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I know, man.
We're like family.

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So why are we fighting?

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Sorry about him.

84
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Now, what's a sweet boy like you
doing here?

85
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I'm trying to stop
this ridiculous war.

86
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I mean, this whole thing
is crazy, right?

87
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Between you and me, honey,
i don't want war, either.

88
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Gumbald is becoming
so paranoid and erratic.

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All he talks about is baking
that wretched, wretched cake.

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Maybe you can talk
some sense into him.

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Did you say he's baking a cake?

92
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Aah! A breach!

93
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But my secret plan
is to never die!

94
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So, it begins.

95
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Wait!
I'm a diplomacy boy today!

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Gumbald!
He's just here to talk.

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Traitor!

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I think we can trust him.

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— stop.
— i'll hear your case, boy,

100
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But i've got a busy day.

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We'll have to walk and talk.

102
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Look, pb doesn't want
to attack you.

103
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You're gum
from the same sidewalk.

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Like, just look at this bomb
secret laboratory over here.

105
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This is exactly the kind
of thing pb would have!

106
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Then why is she building up
her arms?

107
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You see this?

108
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This is her forcing my hand.

109
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But that's exactly
what she's saying.

110
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You're both so unreasonable.

111
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You want unreasonable?

112
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Get a load of my unreasonably
bad boy battle automaton!

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Her name is the cake.

114
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My niece would never have
the ambition

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For a project like this.

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But ambition is my whole deal!

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You want a closer look, boy?
I grant it to you.

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This magnificent dessert

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Shall make the whole war
relatively swift and painless.

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So there's truly nothing
i can say to change your mind?

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Princess bubblegum
has made her bed,

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And now she must lie in it

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But not get back up
because she'll be dead.

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I was wrong about you.
You're nothing like bonnie.

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Wait. She'll have her cake
and eat it, too...

126
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Because she'll be dead.

127
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The cake makes her dead!

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—
—

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— uncle gumbald: what the -—

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No! No, no, no, no, no!

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Aah!

132
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

133
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The pain is astonishing.

134
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You could have let me die

135
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And saved your princess
a lot of trouble.

136
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Maybe there is a way
to co—exist after all.

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Hey—o.
That's what i like to hear.

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Sorry. I'm worried if i turn my
neck, my head might snap off.

139
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So jake is literally inside me,
controlling my body,

140
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And i'm standing in front of
my girlfriend's entire family.

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No!

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This is my first—ever
girlfriend.

143
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I really want her to like me.

144
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So then i made him do
a diaper baby dance!

145
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You're as funny as me,
the funny one!

146
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Thanks, chicle.

147
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But if i could get serious
for a second.

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No need, finn.

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Your example has said more
than words ever could.

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Chicle,
fetch the celebration bucket.

151
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I declare all hostilities

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Between gumbaldia
and the candy kingdom ended.

153
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- Yeah!
- Whoo-Hoo!

154
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Celebration bucket!

155
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Be sure to give bonnie a big hug
from me when you tell her.

156
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- You guys are goofballs.
- Blblblblbl!

157
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Don't look at me!

158
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Now, there's a guy who ——

159
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Who really cares about his hair!

160
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Oh, cousin chicle!

161
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Man, i almost thought that was
something really serious.

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I don't believe it.

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A signed peace treaty?

164
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Finn, you're amazing!

165
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I could hug you right no——

166
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Did you stop at a craft store
on the way here?

167
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Oh, the glitterjuice.

168
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It's part of a weird gumbaldia
treaty—signing ritual.

169
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Once i got to know him, your
uncle was actually pretty cool.

170
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As i get older,
i see the most important thing

171
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Is to empathize
with my friends and enemies,

172
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Like, co—exist

173
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Instead of cutting off
people's heads and stuff.

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Peps?

175
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You've been doused with
gumbald's dumdum solution!

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Gumbald!

177
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Where are you going!

178
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- Candy citizens,

179
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We are going to war!

180
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Hoopty hoo, hoopty hey!

181
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Let's cut 'em up, folks!

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I donked up.

183
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Don't halt.
Continue running.

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I command it.

185
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My thanks to you all
for joining me here today.

186
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Hope you're enjoying
the hors d'oeuvres.

187
00:10:08,921 --> 00:10:10,331
It seems that the princess

188
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Avoided our attempt
at a peaceful resolution.

189
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But it was still a good plan...
Aunt lolly.

190
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This magnificent dessert

191
00:10:18,346 --> 00:10:22,089
Shall make the whole war
relatively swift and painless.

192
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Eh, i love to plan.

193
00:10:24,936 --> 00:10:28,224
Hey.
What's a plan?

194
00:10:28,315 --> 00:10:31,478
Oh, cousin chicle,
you've still got it.

195
00:10:31,610 --> 00:10:35,569
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time to unleash plan b

196
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My formidable legion
of candy kingdom haters.

197
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Ricardio.

198
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Bandit princess.

199
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Samantha the warrior dog.

200
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Peace master.

201
00:10:45,623 --> 00:10:46,612
Me-Mow.

202
00:10:46,624 --> 00:10:48,080
Pete sassafras.

203
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,456
Ash the warlock.

204
00:10:49,502 --> 00:10:50,992
Sir slicer.

205
00:10:51,003 --> 00:10:52,083
Scorcher.

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The green knight.

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00:10:53,962 --> 00:10:55,247
And finally...

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The iced king.

209
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Uh, i think i might be here
by mistake.

210
00:11:00,344 --> 00:11:01,754
What are we doing again?

211
00:11:02,721 --> 00:11:05,383
It's gum war!

212
00:11:07,643 --> 00:11:11,636
J“ come along with me i

213
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R and the butterflies and bees j'

214
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This party is so crazy!