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J"adventure time“ j“

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I come on, grab your friends j“

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J' we're going to
very distant lands i

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J“ with jake the dog
and finn the human j'

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J“ the fun will never end r

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J' it's “adventure time“ i

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Hey, kim kil whan.

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We solved the mystery
of the haunted office.

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It was clock bear
the whole time.

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Yeah, uh,
jake's around here somewhere.

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Man, it's crazy to think
i was born here.

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In this alley.

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Popped right out of my dad's
head for some reason.

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Yaah!
You scared me there,

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What with the appearing
out of thin air

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And staring at me all creepy.

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And now just you're reaching
towards me.

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Let's go, son.

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Son?

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I ain't nobody's son
but joshua and margaret!

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Though it is weird that you got

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Exactly the same
stretchy power as me.

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It's not weird.

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It's fate!

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We have to leave, like —

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Right now!

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Wait!
Can finn come with us?

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We're kind of a package deal.

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Oh, that's kind of a bad idea.

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Our home world's atmosphere is,
uh, poisonous to his kind.

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Well, then,
i'd better write him a note.

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Destiny calls!

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Whoa!

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Jake?

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Who are you, anyway?

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My name is warren ampersand.

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I'm your alien bio—dad!
Heh-Heh.

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Why do you keep laughing?

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I'm nervous.

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Ah.

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Welcome to your home planet.

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Nerraw.

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Great fantasy sci—fi vibe, man.

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And that black hole really adds
an extra dimension to the place.

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Years ago,
i left this beautiful planet

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And traveled to 000

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To implant my destiny—rich,
stretchy dna

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Into a compatible host.

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That explains a lot, actually.

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But now i'm dying.

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What?

52
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I used the last of my strength

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To bring you home.

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He's here!

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Huh?

56
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- Is that jake?
- It's really him!

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Did you see him?
Look over there.

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- Look.
—that's jake!

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Warren,
how does everyone know me?

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Because you're
the most important person

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To have ever lived.

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Behold!

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The jakeseum!

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A museum?
All about me?

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— it's jake!

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— jake! Jake!
- It's jake!

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Will you sign my prophecy book?

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Will you sign my pretzel?

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This is wild.

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But it feels so right, you know?

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Hey!

72
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It's my 5th birthday party.

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And my graduation.

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And when i put
a snail in my mouth.

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And when a snail
put me in its mouth.

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And...

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No.
I don't remember this one.

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That's an artist's
interpretation

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Of the great prophecy.

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Tomorrow, you are prophesied
to battle ixcano,

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A monster with tentacles
stretching across the galaxy

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To strangle everything.

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You alone can banish him
to the darkness.

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I've researched your world and
created the ideal child room.

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See?

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Space stuff...

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Dinosaurs...

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And cowboys.

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Cool.

90
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But you know it's a little late

91
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To try connecting with me,
right?

92
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Is that clown cake for me?

93
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I got you something else, too.

94
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What do you think
of your old dad's present?

95
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I love it!

96
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Still never gonna
call you dad, though.

97
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Oh, i wouldn't dream of asking.

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But i hope you don't mind
if i still wear this.

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Good luck, jake!

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Savior us!

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This is the sacred temple
of pannishment.

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The temple door
can only be unlocked

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By a stretchy dog.

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With key ha—a—a—a—a...

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Uh...

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Beyond this door,

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There lies an ancient,
awesome weapon

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Called the panzark.

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I am so ready for this!

110
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This must be why i can stretch!

111
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Yeah, that totally tracks.

112
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Hup!

113
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This is so complicated
and rewarding.

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You're doing great, son!

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Almost there.

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The panzark!

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Yay!

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Saving the galaxy's exhausting.

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I'm dying——

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For a soft pretzel with mustard.

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"pri—tzels!"

122
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Oh.
"pri-Vate."

123
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Hello, there,
you handsome, young devil.

124
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Have we met?

125
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Oh, wait, it's just me!

126
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I didn't recognize
this smooth, young skin

127
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Or these vigorous kneecaps.

128
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Ooh!

129
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It's another clown cake

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With a side
of cocktail hot dogs.

131
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Dude, weren't you, like, dying?

132
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Shush, son!

133
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Ixcano approacheth!

134
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Oh, dang.

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I'll go grab the panzark.

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So how do i -—

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You just gotta stretch

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Through the convolutions
of the panzark

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To activate its kill beam.

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More stretching, huh?

141
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Here comes the hero.

142
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Stretch, baby!
Stretch!

143
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You're doing it, son!

144
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Ugh. This is too much.

145
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Jake!

146
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Jake! Jake! Ja-

147
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What's going on?

148
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Where's that ixcano jerk?

149
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I have a confession.

150
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There's no ixcano.

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I made it all up.

152
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So... You're not really dying?

153
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No, i was dying.

154
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I needed to siphon your
precious, stretchy essence

155
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To keep me young and virile.

156
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I use these belts as a conduit.

157
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The more you stretch,
the stronger i grow!

158
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I've done it hundreds of times
to hundreds of sons.

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But i never felt guilty before.

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Maybe it's because you're so
much cooler than my other kids.

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Well, i am cool.

162
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Or maybe it's this feeling

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Your kind calls...
Low-Key affection?

164
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I —- I low—key affection you,
son.

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I'm sorry, dad.

166
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I wasn't powerful enough
to destroy ixcano!

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- What? No.

168
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It was just me stretching
the whole time.

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The panzark.
The people.

170
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You're just saying that
to make me feel better.

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I'll prove it.

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I'm finn!

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I like pizza
and dangerous girls.

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And here's joshua!

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I'm no warren ampersand,
but i guess i raised you.

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Do more!

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I'm lady!
Neigh.

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Oh, i know.
You like parties!

179
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Here's a bunch of party bears!

180
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Make more party bears!

181
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And make the treehouse!

182
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Put party bears
on the treehouse!

183
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Put party bears in the sky!

184
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Okay.

185
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Keep stretching, you old phony.

186
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It only makes me stronger!

187
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Belt switch!
But how?

188
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Old—fashioned grifting, ya rube!

189
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My real dad
taught me that trick.

190
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But i was a proud pop!

191
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I'm the proud pop
of a whole bunch of pups.

192
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The belt totally applies
to me, as well.

193
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See?

194
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Five stretchy pups.

195
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Whuh-Oh.

196
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You saved me after all!

197
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Out of juice.

198
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I need those pups!

199
00:10:01,739 --> 00:10:03,149
Don't even think about it!

200
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Can't wait to meet my grandkids
and drain their essence.

201
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Aw, nah!

202
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Leave my kids alone!

203
00:10:27,764 --> 00:10:29,174
If you destroy me,

204
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You'll be stuck
on that rock forever!

205
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My pups are worth it!

206
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Not the singularity!

207
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I just wanted to live forever!

208
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I see now.

209
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This fleshy form has taken me
as far as it can.

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I'm going 4—d, baby.

211
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Bye, warren ampersand.

212
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Thanks for reminding me
what it means to be a good dad

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By being the worst dad ever.

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Never even got a pretzel.

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00:11:06,969 --> 00:11:11,178
J“ come along with me i

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R and the butterflies and bees j'

217
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This party is so crazy!