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J"adventure time“ j“

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I come on, grab your friends j“

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J' we're going to
very distant lands i

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J“ with jake the dog
and finn the human j'

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J“ the fun will never end r

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J' it's “adventure time“ i

7
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"b.R.B. Jake."

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Hmm. B.R.B.

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B.R.B.
Bring regular babies.

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Big red balls. No.

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Beautiful rump burger.

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What you doing, finn?

13
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Jake left me this note,
but i, uh — tsk —

14
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I can't remem
what the abbreve means.

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It's for me!

16
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This is jake's special code
to tell me he loves me.

17
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No, it's something normal
like, uh...

18
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Be right back.

19
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Right!
"be right back!"

20
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So dumb.

21
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Cool.
Jake'll be right back.

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Look, finn!
My jake valentines.

23
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He leaves them for me
when he goes out.

24
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That's cute, bmo.

25
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Yeah, i know.

26
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Oh, b/e.
I love b/e!

27
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I'll read some b/e till
jake gets back, i guess.

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Kee, kee, kee, kee.

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"what's your favorite food?"

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"anything! As long
as it's made of cheese!"

31
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Aw, man, these comics

32
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Are like if someone
out my soul on a page.

33
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Hmm?

34
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"you write the caption."

35
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Okay!

36
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Hmm.

37
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Ahh.

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"ouch!
Hey, this isn't helping."

39
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Yeah.

40
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Ja—— i mean, bmo!

41
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Check this funny caption
i just wrote.

42
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Hmm.

43
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No humor detected.

44
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What?
No, it's -— it's like...

45
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This guy's problem
is a tiger biting his foot,

46
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And talking to this guy
isn't helping!

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Like, "ouch!
Hey, this isn't helping!"

48
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You know, like, it's,
you know, like...

49
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Was the tiger
already biting his foot?

50
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Or did the tiger bite his foot
after he lay down on the couch?

51
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Because that is the bearded
man's responsibility.

52
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Bmo, i love you, but you
don't understand comedy.

53
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Maybe it's just not funny.

54
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This is funny,
and i'm gonna prove it!

55
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You are?

56
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Yeah, i mean, i'm pretty bored,
and this is really funny, bmo.

57
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Prove it!

58
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Fine! I'm going to!

59
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Fine!
I'll be right here!

60
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- Fine!
- Fine!

61
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—
- Bwee—woo—bwee—woo!

62
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This is a drill!

63
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I repeat, this is a drill!

64
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— oh, no!
— a real drill!

65
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You two, raise your
resinous glaze shields!

66
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— oh, oh, oh, oh!
— oh, oh, oh, oh!

67
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Activate the b.H.T.
To preserve freshness!

68
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We're not ready.

69
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Intruder! Intruder!

70
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It's our friend finn.

71
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What's all the hubbub, bubs?

72
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Oh, just some
precautionary exercises

73
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In case our primary alarm
and defense system fails.

74
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Cool. Cool.

75
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Hey, can you look at
this funny thing i wrote?

76
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Oh, sure!
I'm fascinated by humor.

77
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Hmm.

78
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Hmm! Yes.

79
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Certainly what this
hirsute gentleman needs

80
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Is a tetanus shot.

81
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Excellent point, finn.

82
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No, but... Is it funny?
Never mind.

83
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I don't have time to explain
the psychology of humor to you.

84
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But i'd like you
to read this book.

85
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Hey, what do you think you're ——

86
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Oh! Princess bubblegum!

87
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Thank you, princess.

88
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"der witz und seine beziehung
zum unterbewussten."

89
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"the joke and his relation
to the unconscious."

90
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It's printed
in "gebrochene schrift,"

91
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Which i think is easier
on the eyes.

92
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"der witz und...

93
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Der witz und... See—einy...

94
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Bezeyhung . . . Zumbevvuzzzz. ..

95
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Ugh! Pb's too smart.

96
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That's why
she doesn't get my joke.

97
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I mean... It's funny.

98
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It's funny.

99
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"ouch! Hey, this isn't

100
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"this isn't helping."

101
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Uh, it's super funny.

102
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Turbo nerds like pb
just aren't the right audience

103
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For this sort of thing,
you know?

104
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I should show this to normal
people, the common folk.

105
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The busy woman on the go.
The regular joe or josephine.

106
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Or somebody like ice king,
who's desperate for my approval.

107
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Finn, this is so funny!

108
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A kitty with big teeth?
Come on!

109
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Yeah, i didn't
draw that, but cool.

110
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Well, thanks for —

111
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Oh, yeah.
But, uh, what if —

112
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And i'm just spitballin'.

113
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What if it was
something more like,

114
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"hey, doc!
I got a caveman in my teeth!"

115
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Huh?

116
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Ha—ha! Whoo!

117
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Heh. Yeah.
That's pretty good, i guess.

118
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Oh, is this b/e?
I love b/e!

119
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That one with the two cops

120
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Who are always accidentally
arresting each other!

121
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Right?
And "animal quackers"!

122
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I've been mailing them
my short stories and comics

123
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For as long as i can remember.

124
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But, uh, nary a piece published.

125
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Nary a piece.

126
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Nary a piece!

127
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I hate b/e!

128
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Sittin' in their ivory towers!

129
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They don't know comedy!

130
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They don't understand
the common folk!

131
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The busy woman on the go!

132
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The average joe
or josephine! Right!

133
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See? We got the goods,
you and i,

134
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And they've lost their touch.

135
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Hey, if we want them
to touch our goods,

136
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We should go down there
and confront them face—to—face.

137
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And ifl get
my winning caption printed,

138
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Everybody will know it's funny!

139
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I'm talkin' about you, bmo.

140
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But, uh,
where do they print b/e?

141
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Oh, yeah.
I don't, uh...

142
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Oh! Oh!
Here, hold this.

143
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I'll use my...
Demonic wishing eye!

144
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Hello, ice king.

145
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Hello, wishy!

146
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What do you like to wish for?

147
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I wish to go to b/e!

148
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You go, girl!

149
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- Whaaa!
- Whaaa!

150
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- Whoa.

151
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Why don't you just use
that thing all the time?

152
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Oh, it takes a piece of your
soul each time you use it.

153
00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:05,293
But look!
The legendary bledquarters!

154
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It must be so fun to work here,

155
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Just sittin' around,
making up jokes all day.

156
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Hey!

157
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Hey.

158
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Aww. Who are you?

159
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I'm a pudding troll,
and i guard this humor magazine.

160
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Uhhhh, why?

161
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It's... My job.

162
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Why is this your job?

163
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I... Applied?

164
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I'm maybe not following you.

165
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I think i better escort you
off the premises.

166
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No! No, no, no. We just want
to pitch a cartoon caption!

167
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Hey, big tina,
it's your time to shine, okay?

168
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Waahh!

169
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Okay, what's our plan here?

170
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Maybe if we eat all this ammo,

171
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He'll be forced
to make more for us.

172
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Wait. You can fly!

173
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Uh-Oh!
Angle up, big tina!

174
00:08:02,393 --> 00:08:03,473
Uh-Oh!

175
00:08:03,518 --> 00:08:04,758
Ugh!

176
00:08:05,478 --> 00:08:07,093
You win. Fine.

177
00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,641
I've never let anyone
inside before,

178
00:08:09,774 --> 00:08:12,516
So! Hope you have
an amazing pitch.

179
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Hey! These are
all my submissions!

180
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They kept them in a big pile
by the door.

181
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Seems like a good sign!

182
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Well, shoot, man.

183
00:08:25,496 --> 00:08:27,908
Looks like everyone here
is crazy dead.

184
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I've been guarding dead people
for 500 years.

185
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Wow, i need to sit with that.

186
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This means that b/e magazine
is dead, too!

187
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Now how am i supposed to
prove my caption's funny?

188
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Ding—dong!

189
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I found b/e 217!

190
00:08:42,972 --> 00:08:45,463
We can see what
the winning caption was.

191
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"i'm going to
write you a prescription

192
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For one giant club."

193
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Pfft!

194
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It's about time us young guns
took the reins.

195
00:09:07,745 --> 00:09:08,825
Hello, boys.

196
00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:12,328
Now let's roll these presses
one last time.

197
00:09:37,023 --> 00:09:39,639
Our very own ble magazine.

198
00:09:39,734 --> 00:09:41,599
And it's a pretty good
issue, too.

199
00:09:41,652 --> 00:09:43,643
We got that nice cover you did,

200
00:09:43,738 --> 00:09:47,275
My short story, "fionna
and cake: baby detectives,"

201
00:09:47,366 --> 00:09:49,652
Some, looks like,
pudding jokes...

202
00:09:49,785 --> 00:09:51,241
Big tina wrote those!

203
00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,401
"fionna and cake:

204
00:09:52,537 --> 00:09:54,903
Baby detectives
go to college”...

205
00:09:54,998 --> 00:09:57,660
And, of course, your caption!

206
00:09:57,667 --> 00:10:00,909
Wow!
It looks amazing in print.

207
00:10:01,546 --> 00:10:03,127
Guys, i'm gonna be honest,

208
00:10:03,173 --> 00:10:05,755
Just speaking
as an average josephine,

209
00:10:05,801 --> 00:10:07,507
I really don't get that caption.

210
00:10:07,552 --> 00:10:10,294
Maybe it doesn't matter
if my caption is funny or not.

211
00:10:10,389 --> 00:10:12,505
I think i just wanted
to be part of ble.

212
00:10:12,557 --> 00:10:15,173
It's something i've been
a fan of for so long.

213
00:10:15,268 --> 00:10:16,928
And maybe we can bring it back.

214
00:10:17,019 --> 00:10:18,805
There's no reason
it can't have a new dawn.

215
00:10:18,813 --> 00:10:20,303
A blennaissance!

216
00:10:20,314 --> 00:10:22,805
Okay, boys, close her down!

217
00:10:28,905 --> 00:10:31,317
No, you're right.
Can't be nostalgic!

218
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:35,275
Man, that caption was amazing
in my head.

219
00:10:35,328 --> 00:10:38,195
Maybe i'm not
a very funny person.

220
00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:40,154
Like, i got low comedy stats.

221
00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:41,323
That's kind of a bummer.

222
00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:46,326
Yo, bmo.
Check it out!

223
00:10:46,462 --> 00:10:47,952
I got ble to publish my caption,

224
00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,958
Even though i don't need you
to think i'm funny anymo-

225
00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:51,581
Aaaaah!

226
00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:52,547
[rip!I

227
00:10:52,593 --> 00:10:55,084
Whoa! Aaaaah!

228
00:11:07,482 --> 00:11:11,350
J“ come along with me i

229
00:11:11,445 --> 00:11:15,734
R and the butterflies and bees j'

230
00:11:18,743 --> 00:11:20,858
This party is so crazy!