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J"adventure time“ j“

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I come on, grab your friends j“

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J' we're going to
very distant lands i

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J“ with jake the dog
and finn the human j'

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J“ the fun will never end r

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J' it's “adventure time“ i

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Vroom, vroom!

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Vroom, vroom, vroom!

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Sweet p!

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Come and get it, sweet p.

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Oh, boy!

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Breakfast porridge.

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Mmm.

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I think i must have the most
perfect life in the whole world.

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Oh, that's lovely.

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What about you, mama?

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Is your life perfect?

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Me?

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Yes, sweet p.

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I'm the happiest mama
in the whole world.

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Oh, no, mama!

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You're sad!

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No, no, sweetie.

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That's just something
that happens

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When grown-Ups think about
their lives for too long.

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Mr.
Honey, can you get that?

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Thanks, sweetie.

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Hello?

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Tree trunks?

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Tree trunks, it's me, randy.

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Wow, it's so great
to hear your voice.

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Randy?

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Forgive me for being so bold,

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But, tree trunks,
i must see you.

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I don't think that's
a very good idea, randy.

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Tree trunks, please!

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Um, okay, hold on.

38
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Who was that, sweetie?

39
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That was, uh, the school.

40
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There's a parent—teacher
conference i need to go to.

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Really?
Isn't it my turn this time?

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No, because, um...

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It's my turn?

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Well, if you say so.

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Be back soon.

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Okay.

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Uh, bye.

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The future's wild.

49
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We did it, babe.

50
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We finally graduated
high school.

51
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Yes, randy, we did.

52
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Tree trunks,
would you sign my yearbook?

53
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I sure will, cookie.

54
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Do you want me to sign
on my fencing photo,

55
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My homecoming queen photo,

56
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My horseback riding club
photo —

57
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Would you sign
your swim team photo?

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Yes.
Th at's my favorite.

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When you get done with that
kid stuff, let me know.

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I got grown—up stuff to discuss.

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I was about to say
the same thing to you.

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Randy, i've decided to
take some time for myself

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And see the world.

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I'm 18 and i need adventure,
randy.

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I need -—

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What?

67
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Baby...

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Let me be your adventure.

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Okay, why not?

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Kiss her, son!

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Our wedding photos are here.

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Just in time for the honeymoon.

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Babe?

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It's over, randy.

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I'm a wild child.

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Goodbye.

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"goodbye, randy."

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— okay.
— hmm?

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Oh, randy, i'm so sorry
you went to all this trouble.

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- Huh?
- I mean, i'm flattered,

81
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But i have a family now
and i can't run away with you.

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That —- Tree trunks,
that's not why i asked you here.

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It's not?

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No. I just wanted to ask you

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For my grandmother's ring back.

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Oh.

87
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I'm going to propose to
my girlfriend this weekend.

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I've got the chocolate
and the flowers,

89
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But i need that ring.

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Well, i'm sorry,

91
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But i threw that ring
down a bottomless pit.

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Oh, no!

93
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No, wait, that's not right.

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I used that ring to propose
to my second husband, danny.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, danny.

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At sea,
i made a new life for myself.

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Mr. Faidutti.

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Yes, captain tree trunks.

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Mr. Faidutti,
pick up that mop, you bug.

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Mm—hmm.

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Captain tree trunks,

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We're approaching a ship
off the port bow!

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Good.

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Drown all but the tightest men.

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- No!
—impudence.

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I beg of you, madam,
while i am tight,

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My brother is not,
and yet i love him.

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Hmm.

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My name is daniel prince.
This is my brother, peanut.

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Please look into your heart
and pity him,

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For though our family
is quite wealthy,

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He has had a difficult life.

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You are a very beautiful
elephant,

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But i fear your bandit ways
have made you hard.

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He was right.

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I left my post that very day

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So that i could spend
the rest of my life with danny.

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That evening, we were wed.

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Peanut?

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Kiss my mouth, baby!

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Yeah.

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My joy, however,
would be short-Lived.

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Was danny smooth?

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Yes.

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Was danny tight?

127
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But was he a liar?

128
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Yes, yes, yes!

129
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A liar in cahoots
with mr. Faidutti

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To get me away from my ship.

131
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I marooned danny,

132
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And i kaboomed mr. Faidutti.

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No more tight men.

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That danny was really,
really, really something.

135
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Okay, i get it.

136
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But what about the ring?

137
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What happened next?

138
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I savvily invested
my pirate treasure

139
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And became a powerful
shipping magnate.

140
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Come in.

141
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Uh, i'm wyatt,
your new secretary.

142
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These flowers are from
robot body moe.

143
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Oh, again?

144
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Throw those in the trash.

145
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Okay, ma'am.

146
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They're a little —
a little big.

147
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Oh, boy.

148
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The other way, like a vase.

149
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He melted my heart.

150
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Hey—hey!

151
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Somebody kiss me now!

152
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I sold the company

153
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And gave all my money
to the king of 000.

154
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Swim with me, wyatt,
you sweet boy.

155
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Oh, uh —

156
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I'm never wearing clothes again!

157
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I, uh, might keep my shirt on.

158
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I thought glob had told me,

159
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"here's someone
who needs your love."

160
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But what he really
must've said was,

161
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"go suck an egg, tree trunks."

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No more pie.

163
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But that's my pie.

164
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You're draining my life away.

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Take care of me!

166
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No. You've emptied me
of my joie de vivre.

167
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I've got the ring!

168
00:09:05,425 --> 00:09:08,962
If i don't give it back,
it means we're still in love!

169
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I'm throwing it
in a bottomless pit!

170
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Wyatt threw my ring in a pit?

171
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Yeah, sorry about that.

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Uh -— huh?

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Aah!

174
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Mr. Pig,
what are you doing here?

175
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I followed you because
i was afraid that —

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And now i see you.

177
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Oh, no.

178
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I just wanted
my grandma's ring back.

179
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And i just didn't want you
to worry over nothing.

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R—really?

181
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Oh, geez.

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Wya'i'i':
there you are!

183
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How could you, tree trunks?

184
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Wyatt?
You've been following me?

185
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You wish, babe.

186
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I've been following him to you!

187
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But if tree trunks is gonna be
stepping out on her man

188
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With one of her exes,
it's gonna be me!

189
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Tree trunks, help me.

190
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I need you.

191
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My ring!

192
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- Just give me...

193
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My suck—suck ring.

194
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Aha!
Gotcha!

195
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Um, i'm sorry
i didn't trust you.

196
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I just know you've had
a lot of adventures in the past

197
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And things are
kind of boring now.

198
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It's true.

199
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I sometimes miss
those wild times,

200
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But back then, i couldn't even
tell the difference

201
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Between a good adventure
and a bad one.

202
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I was just a leaf in the wind,
blown about by my whims.

203
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But now i'm on solid ground.

204
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You and sweet p are my, uh...

205
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Your greatest adventure?

206
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Yeah.

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Whoa, what the..

208
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Is that wyatt?

209
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- Tree trunks?
—

210
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,568
What the heck
is going on in here?

211
00:11:07,081 --> 00:11:11,074
J“ come along with me i

212
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R and the butterflies and bees j'

213
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This party is so crazy!