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J"adventure time“ j“

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I come on, grab your friends j“

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J' we're going to
very distant lands i

4
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J“ with jake the dog
and finn the human j'

5
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J“ the fun will never end r

6
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J' it's “adventure time“ i

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J“ c—c—c—c—clam rap j“

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J“ juicy like nectar j“

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I my name is neptr j

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J“ i stay rapping no matter
what the weather j“

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J“ i'm by the fire 'cause
it's hot like a dryer j“

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Clams and rappin'.

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Doesn't get any better
than this, right, phoebe?

14
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It's actually my first clam rap.

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J“ clams, clams j“

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J“ ate this plate of clams j“

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J“ utensils weren't provided j“

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J“ so i had to use my hands j“

19
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J“ i'm gonna be unhappy j“

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J“ if it happens agains j“

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Boom!

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Princess, what you got?

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Yeah, dump it in, stir it up.

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J“ i'm like a
library book, so check me out j“

25
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J“ read my front and back cover
so you know what i'm about j“

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J“ i'm straight droolin',
spittin' out rhymes j“

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J“ people gather 'round
and they're waitin' in lines j“

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J i got a lot of combinations
of words to throw j“

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J“ to let you know i got glow j“

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J“ i said it 'cause
you just don't know j“

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J“ 50 what now,
what's up, what's up, bro? J“

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J“ you beat me fair and square j“

33
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J“ 'cause maybe
somethings in the air j“

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J“ i'm wearing unlucky shoes,
not my favorite pair j“

35
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Hello, there, young lady.

36
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I heard you lay down
some serious rhymes earlier.

37
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My card.

38
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Victor marilyn?

39
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I'm a talent scout by trade,
and, uh...

40
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And i'd love to book you for a
big-Time rap battle next week -—

41
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Rap fest aid.

42
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Whoa.

43
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I've never heard
of rap fest aid.

44
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It sure sounds like
the big time.

45
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But before i can
book you anywhere,

46
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I'm gonna have to have you sign
some waivers and release forms.

47
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Boilerplate stuff.
Don't bother reading it.

48
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Okay.

49
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Okay.

50
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I'll get this paperwork
processed,

51
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And we'll be in business.

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Toronto!

53
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Yes, it's me!

54
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And i am making my move from
second banana to top dog.

55
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As stated in the contract
that you just signed,

56
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If you lose rap fest aid,

57
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The fire kingdom
becomes my property.

58
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What?

59
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Aw, don't worry.
Look at this mug.

60
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You could out—rap him
any day of the week.

61
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Oh, you won't be facing me.

62
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You'll have to beat the most
gifted rapper of our time.

63
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Son of rap bear!

64
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See you in a week.

65
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— son of rap bear?
— son of rap bear?

66
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I wonder if he's any relation
to rap bear.

67
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Rap bear lives in there?

68
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It's surprisingly nice.

69
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Knock, knock.

70
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Who's there?

71
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Rap bear.

72
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What happened?

73
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My son and i
were having sunday dinner.

74
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We were lightly rapping
back and forth.

75
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It turned into a rap battle.

76
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He threw out rhyme after rhyme.

77
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I couldn't keep up.

78
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You got beat by your own son?

79
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Are his rap powers
that much greater than yours?

80
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Yes.

81
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Why are you asking about my son?

82
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Flame princess
is going up against him

83
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One-On—one
in a freestyle battle.

84
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That kid will take you apart.

85
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He rapped my legs off.

86
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Rap bear,
son of rap bear's father,

87
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Said his son, son of rap bear,
would be at tonight's open mic.

88
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Dude, let's sit back here.

89
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J“ you're a small bear j“

90
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J“ with fuzzy hair over there j“

91
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J“ get away from me,
i don't wanna share my air j“

92
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J“ doesn't matter where,
anywhere, everywhere with you j“

93
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J“ chop you in two
with my rap kung fu j“

94
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Are you scared of me?

95
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Boo!

96
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J“ you're like a
cookie who's about to crumble j“

97
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J“ your rapping is stale j“

98
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J“ also, you mumble j“

99
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J“ did you just make a mistake
smellin' like a cake j“

100
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J“ who just stumbled into
a lyrical rumble? J“

101
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J your raps causes naps j

102
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J“ you look a little frail
and you're about to collapse j“

103
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J“ you'll know you got beat when
you hear the people's claps j“

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— whoa.
— whoa.

105
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Look who decided
to come out to play.

106
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The news on the streets is

107
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You're gonna battle me
at rap fest aid.

108
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This is a joke, right?
Hear me out.

109
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What are you even gonna
rap about?

110
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J“ you've been in a bottle
since the age of 2 j“

111
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J i got shampoo
more worldly than you j“

112
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J i will do laps
around your raps j

113
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J i crush my opponents
and collect their caps j

114
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J“ if you wanna keep yours on,
i suggest you run j

115
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J people holla at me
because i'm number one j

116
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Son of rap bear is right.

117
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I haven't traveled the world
or done anything really.

118
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Finn! Let's go on
some adventures!

119
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What?

120
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It would really help me build up
some quick life experience.

121
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I don't know if life is like
a test you can cram for.

122
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This is for my kingdom.

123
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I've got to try.

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Unh. Yo.

125
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J went along with finn
from mission to mission j

126
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J to win the battle
for the fire kingdom j“

127
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J worked at pizza sassy
'cause i'm not too classy j

128
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J“ climbed a rock, had to mind
the clock, ticktock j

129
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J i go with starchy,
i hunt ghosts j

130
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J i blow fire
with my saxophone j“

131
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J i'm a submarine teen,
ain't nothin' i ain't seen j

132
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J all around i'm known,
i'm the girl on the throne j

133
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J givin' back rubs, in the
bathtubs, hittin' math clubs j“

134
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J“ makin mad grub
to outspit a rap cub j

135
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J when i'm done with
son of rap bear j

136
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J he's gonna need new shins j

137
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J unh, yeah, i'm experienced j

138
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J solid like a pebble
in aquarium j

139
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J i drop knowledge like i'm
bubblegum if she was librarian j

140
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That was good!

141
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I thought trying new things

142
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Would make me new
and interesting,

143
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But i just feel like a hack.

144
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Maybe there is an interesting
thing about you

145
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That you just don't realize.

146
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Like how neptr only just found
out there is a face on his can,

147
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And now he thinks the can
is his conjoined twin.

148
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I don't expect you to understand
the bond i share with my family.

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Family.

150
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No room for the body.

151
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Let's make him swim.

152
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Knock, knock.

153
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Is that you, bun bun?

154
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— aah!
— hi, dad.

155
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You're not here to put me back
in lantern jail, are you?

156
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I guess i wanted to talk.

157
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Oh.

158
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It seems like lots changed
since i last saw you.

159
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Maybe we actually have a shot
at putting the past behind us

160
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And, i don't know,
being normal with each other.

161
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I know exactly
what you're saying.

162
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I've totally gotten over being
in lantern jail, so we're good.

163
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Well, i was kind of hoping

164
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You could acknowledge
hurting me, like —

165
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Phoebes, come on.

166
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It's better to be thankful
for what you have now —

167
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An awesome chipmunk dad.

168
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Uh, i'm gonna put on some music.

169
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You're totally welcome
to listen, or not.

170
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Totally up to you.

171
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So you won't even apolo—

172
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- ... Gize?

173
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J water chestnuts
roasting in my gut j

174
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J acorn squash you
with a peanut butter cup j“

175
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J i'll tell you
what's the diff—er—ence j

176
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J“ between a legume and a nut j

177
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J one goes in your mouth
and the other out your butt j“

178
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J just put the cash into my
stash and i give you cashew j

179
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J put your face in my
almond butter paste, yo j

180
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—
j pecan can do j

181
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J or pecan you don't, bro j
— drama.

182
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J on your way out,
take a pistachio j

183
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What's up, rap fest aid?

184
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Ladies and gentlemen,

185
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Welcome to the battle
for the fire kingdom!

186
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To my left,
we have the flame princess.

187
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And to my right,
the reigning champion,

188
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Son of rap bear!

189
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Yo.

190
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And go, son of rap bear.

191
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J yo, i'm a word wizard j

192
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J i'm son of rap bear j“

193
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J“ but you're a fire hazard,
maybe i should be scared j

194
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J i mean, i do hear
you're dangerous j

195
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J“ when your temper flares j

196
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J do guys even date you or just
cook wieners in your hair j

197
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J i guess there was that fire
guy that wanted to marry you j“

198
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J was it don jon
with the big guns? J

199
00:08:56,699 --> 00:08:58,815
J oh, but you're not into
macho men, are you? J

200
00:08:58,951 --> 00:09:02,568
J you like 'em soft and round
like cinnamon—flavored buns j

201
00:09:04,414 --> 00:09:06,154
He's good.

202
00:09:08,709 --> 00:09:11,917
J i got more rhymes in my hair
than you ever will j

203
00:09:11,962 --> 00:09:14,453
J you better run away
like it's a fire drill j

204
00:09:14,590 --> 00:09:17,548
J“ you're so lame and stinky,
more spark from my pinky j

205
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J i'm a flaming master j“

206
00:09:19,094 --> 00:09:21,335
J i'm... Slinky, hinky j

207
00:09:21,472 --> 00:09:23,212
Oh, glob.
What am i saying?

208
00:09:24,182 --> 00:09:25,217
She's choking.

209
00:09:27,602 --> 00:09:29,217
Oh.

210
00:09:29,353 --> 00:09:30,717
Hi, phoebe!

211
00:09:30,854 --> 00:09:31,559
Huh?

212
00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:34,221
Dad, you came to see me rap?

213
00:09:34,316 --> 00:09:36,853
No, i had no idea
you were in this.

214
00:09:36,985 --> 00:09:38,191
Isn't that crazy?

215
00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,982
Don't feel bad about losing,
though!

216
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,695
He's way out of your league!

217
00:09:42,824 --> 00:09:44,484
Dad!

218
00:09:46,202 --> 00:09:49,615
Why the heck did i even try
to talk to you?

219
00:09:49,705 --> 00:09:51,741
J“ you only ever cared about
things like koalas j

220
00:09:51,873 --> 00:09:54,114
J and chipmunks
and baby kangaroos j

221
00:09:55,001 --> 00:09:56,365
J it's actually pretty sad j

222
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J“ i mean, i usurped you
when i was 14 j“

223
00:09:59,338 --> 00:10:00,874
J i thought
we could be friends j“

224
00:10:01,006 --> 00:10:02,370
J i don't know
what i was thinking j

225
00:10:02,507 --> 00:10:04,213
J i don't need you or anyone j

226
00:10:04,258 --> 00:10:05,998
J 'cause i'm the real
flame king j

227
00:10:06,134 --> 00:10:09,217
—
- Get it, girl!

228
00:10:09,346 --> 00:10:11,382
And as for son of rap bear...

229
00:10:12,014 --> 00:10:15,006
J you're so unoriginal, you put
your own dad in a wheelchair j

230
00:10:15,142 --> 00:10:18,475
J just so you could steal his
name and ride on his fame j

231
00:10:18,521 --> 00:10:21,137
J but without it, you're just
a sad kid full of hot air j“

232
00:10:21,273 --> 00:10:21,887
Hmm.

233
00:10:22,024 --> 00:10:24,891
J y'all can try to bully me
or scam me, i don't care j

234
00:10:25,027 --> 00:10:26,892
J as if being a jerk's gonna
make you dummies happy j

235
00:10:27,738 --> 00:10:29,774
J but my kingdom ain't
a commodity, toronto j

236
00:10:29,906 --> 00:10:30,986
J it's a part of me j

237
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:35,400
J so sorry, you can't take
what isn't owned by me j

238
00:10:35,536 --> 00:10:37,276
J so take him away j

239
00:10:37,411 --> 00:10:38,775
Boom.

240
00:10:40,872 --> 00:10:42,783
I get it!
She owned him!

241
00:10:44,918 --> 00:10:46,158
The winner is son of rap bear!

242
00:10:51,007 --> 00:10:54,170
J i thought i was the glob
of rap, rivaled by none j

243
00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:57,424
J but i'm more like bubble wrap
'cause she squashed me for fun j

244
00:10:58,181 --> 00:11:00,137
She's actually not bad.

245
00:11:00,182 --> 00:11:01,672
Hey, honey!

246
00:11:01,767 --> 00:11:03,257
You're actually not bad!

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Tht!

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J come along with me j

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J and the butterflies and bees j

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This party is so crazy!