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J' adventure time j”

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I come on, grab your friends i

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J' we're going to
a very distant land j“

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I with jake the dog
and firm the human j“

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J” the fun will never end j“

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J' it's adventure time j'

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Squish.

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Photosynthesize!

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Photo—
you grabbing a snack, fern?

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Yeah.

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Water and light combine
so i can make my own food.

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In case
i don't catch anything.

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Come on, man.
Don't be so dow —

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Hey, i got something!

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Hey, i got something, too!

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Nice.

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Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no!

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Pretty weird fish, huh?

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That's me ——
the dude who dinks it up,

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Just like i dinked it up
when you left 000.

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I was supposed
to protect it.

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Instead,
it went all crazy.

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I didn't even help.

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I just covered myself
in root beer

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And danced around
like a dummy.

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I can't do anything right!

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Hey, stop it.

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You need a squoze?

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Yes.

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I feel better.

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Sometimes being a good dude
ain't about not dinking it.

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Learn from your dinks.

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Like, you know my first battle
with a giant?

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I never told anybody this,
but ——

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You boom—boomed
in your shorts.

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I know.
I have your memories.

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Yeah, i boom—boomed.

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The point is i learned from it,
and now i'm finn.

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You got to learn
how to be fern.

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What's that sound?

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Oh, i bet
it's a monster.

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Let's fight this dude
fern's way.

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Yeah.
Fern's way.

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Aaaaah!

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Sweet p?
Waaaah!

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Whoa!

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Sweet p:
aaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Okay, fern, what do you think
we should do next?

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Mm, sever his tendons?

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Before you say no,
it would stop him from running.

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We're gonna handle this
librarian style.

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Shh.

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Librarian.
Kiss.

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You can renew the book
and bring it back next week.

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Library style.

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Squ-O-O-Oze.

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Ooh.

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Mm.
Great thinking, fern.

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I just copied you.
Is that thinking?

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What up, buttercup?
Why you run, pork bun?

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The monster!

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Was it lsp?

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The monster that whispers me
bad thoughts.

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Sweet p: mommy and daddy came
to save me,

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But they said
i was imagining things,

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Which was true.

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Sweet p: but last night,
i really did see it.

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And i've been running
and running since then.

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Aww, sweet p.

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It sounds like you might
just be having bad dreams.

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No, i only have
one dream anymore.

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Uhh...
Uhh...

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But the whisper monster is
even scarier,

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Saying stuff like,
“sweet p, you're bad.

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You always have been bad."

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I don't want to be bad.

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Oh, you're not bad.
You're super good.

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Now, let's get you home.

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But it's getting late,

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And bogs are super dangerous
to travel in at night.

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Your body will be preserved
for thousands of years.

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No one will ever find you.

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Fern!

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Okay, okay, we'll see you
in the morning, tree trunks.

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All right, bedtime,
sweet p.

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You want me
to knock him out?

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Er, not this time.
How about a bedtime story?

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Yes, please.

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Once there was
a kingdom of spaghetti.

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Mmm.

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Punch, punch.

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Kiss, kiss.

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The lich:
listen to your bones.

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Fern.

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Fern!

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Hey. What's up?

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I heard something.

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Can you see what it is
with your tree senses?

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I don't have those.

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Uh, can i help you?

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Oh, sorry.

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We heard you scuttling
around and thought ——

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What?

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You didn't hear me
"scuttling around."

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Foxes are silent hunters.

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I mean, geez, do you know
how rude that is?

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Gonna be brooding
about this all week.

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Sorry, man.

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Look.

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Aah!
Get off him!

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Lich hand: huh?

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Aah!

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I got him!

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Oh, no.

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I know where i've seen
that thing before.

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Huh?

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Lich hand:

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Finn, jake!
What's shaking?

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You will not believe
what just happened.

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It must've been the day that bmo
found that little sailor hat.

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Hold him down, fern!

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That hand is
the flippin' lich!

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I know.

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Yes, child.
I returned once more to ——

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Bah! Bah! Bah!
Bah! Evil!

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You're gonna get it for messing
with our boy sweet p.

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That vessel may appear harmless,
but he came from me.

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Once i remind him of his legacy,
the lich shall reign once more.

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Isn't that right, son?
— aah!

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Finn!

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Lich hand:

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Ugh!
I dinked it again!

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Why did mr. Hand
call me "son"?

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Was that my monster daddy?

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Okay, delegate,
delegate ——

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Fern, stay here
and guard sweet p.

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I'm gonna try and catch up.
Don't trust me
to guard anything.

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I'm a total scrub—up.

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Dude, there's already
one lich loose in 000.

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If sweet pea turns
e—v—i—i tonight,

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There might be a second.

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I need you here.

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You got this!

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You got this.

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Quickly, while the boy is gone,

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We must seek out
my well of power.

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Sweet p:
no!

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Am i turning
into a monster?

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That's the working theory.

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I can't come
to the phone right now.

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I'm either hanging with finn,
my kids, my g.F., or i'm dead.

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Bye!

154
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Hey, man,
hit me when you get this.

155
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Dude's missing a lich fight.

156
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Okay, lich.

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Get ready to die —
again ——

158
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For, like,
the fifth time.

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Oh, hey,
it's this awful place.

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Oh, you're tricky, huh?

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I can hear you down there!

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Speak up, man.
What?

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Aah! Ooh!
Aaaaaah!

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The lich:

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You bested me
in many worlds, child,

166
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But i always return.

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You're so evil, it's boring.
You're basic, man.

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Yes.

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While a mortal world doubts
and questions,

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I know exactly what i am.

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I am the ceaseless wheel,

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The last scholar of golb.

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I am your doom.

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Sweet p: skull man!
Huh?

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I, too, am doom.

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Hey, what's going on
up there?

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Child, you have failed.
The vessel has turned.

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We reign now
as twin kings of ruin.

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Sweet p.

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I'm not a king of ruin.

181
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What?

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I am sweet.

183
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You're just a naughty hand.

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Beast, obey me!

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Obey —— no!

186
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Eesh.

187
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Hooray!

188
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You're a natural!
But where's fern?

189
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He wouldn't let me follow you,
so i knocked him out cold.

190
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Yeah, i met
my bio dad once, too.

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He wasn't evil incarnate, but
he was kind of a crummy dude.

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T.T. And mr. P. Love you.
That's all that matters.

193
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Fern, sweet p saved me
and slew the lich!

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That's great.

195
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Sweet p:
you're just a naughty hand.

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The lich:
beast, obey me!

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Obey —— no!

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Male voice:
end of message.

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To repeat this message,
press 7.

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What?
— to save...

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I don't get it.

202
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Why isn't it working out
being myself?

203
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Finn's off having fun
defeating losers.

204
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I can't even guard a baby.

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It doesn't matter
how hard i try.

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I'll always just be
in the shadow of the real finn.

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Unless i could become...

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The only finn.

209
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Uh, yeah, but that's
a weird thing to call me.

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J“ come along with me i

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J” and the butterflies and bees j”

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This party is so crazy!