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J' adventure time j”

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I come on, grab your friends i

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J' we'll go to
very distant lands i

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I with jake the dog
and finn the human j“

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J” the fun will never end j“

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J' it's adventure time j'

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J'j'

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J' bass, bass, oh
bass, bass j“

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J' where'd i put my case
for my bass? J“

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J' i have trouble drawing
so i trace

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J'oh, ohj'

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I ifl lick the amp
will i like the taste? I

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J' bass to my face i

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Good evening, ma'am.

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I just now heard that
a bunch of vampires

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Came back to —— ooh!

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I am the guy
who hunts those guys.

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Show me all your vampires.

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All the vampires got wiped out,
like, six months ago.

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It's just down
to me again.

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Really?

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I apologize
for the intrusion.

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Actually, i'm really glad
you're here.

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Hey, bmo,
don't leave yet!

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I need your help
with something technical.

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Have a sit.

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Ta—da!
It's an old usb drive.

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I found it in the attic,
and i've been trying

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To access it for weeks
using my old hardware.

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It's funny, but i can't even
remember what's on it.

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Hmm.

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I don't know,

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Maybe you'll
have more luck,

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Mr. Vampire hunter.

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I also hunt
data recovery!

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Scanning...

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It's going
to be a while.

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A while, huh?

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Let's use this opportunity
to catch up.

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I love ketchup!
Did you make it yourself?

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Bmo, no.

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I mean how was your boat trip
with finn and jake?

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Hmm...

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Well,
once we left 000...

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We sailed for 100 days...

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Until we landed
upon a small island.

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We were so tired from sailing,
we decided to take a nap.

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Then the island started shaking
and rising from the water.

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We were really sleeping
on a big cat

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With legs on his back so he
could walk upside down.

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What's going on here?

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He said his name was ted.

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My name is ted.

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Whoaaaaaaaa!

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A big blue jay
was making noise nearby.

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Whoaaaa!

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So we walked somewhere else.

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Whoa!
Oh!

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Whoa!
Whoa!

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We saw some boats
in the clouds.

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Finn sang a song,
even though he was asleep.

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J' i want to ride on
a boat, boat, boat j“

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J“ i want to ride on
a goat, goat, goat j“

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J' middle c is my favorite
note, note, note j“

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J' i'm on a cat that floats,
floats, floats j“

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Then we floated
with the boats ——

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Not in the boats,
but with the boats.

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And we disappeared
into the clouds.

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That's how i remember it,

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Though i might
have embellished.

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So, what did you do
while i was on my trip?

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Huh?

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That was awesome,
bmo.

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What are you making?

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Puppets!

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Oh, my blogs!

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You are going to catch me up
with a puppet story?

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Yup!
You gave me the idea!

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I'm so happy
right now!

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I'll try to make it
interesting —— the bmo way.

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Once there was this...

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Lollipop girl.

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Princess bubblegum?

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So there was
this lollipop girl.

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She was really sweet...

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And really smart.

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Her best friend was...

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Rock star girl.

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'nuff said.

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They were pretty different,

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But they grokked each other.

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They lived on
a giant birthday cake

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Called weekend city,
where clocks were illegal

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And everyone
was chill as heck.

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Ha ha! Hey!

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Ha ha!
Hey!

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J“ you don't need a pill
to be chill j“

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J“ just have a dill pickle j“

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J' go get tickled j“

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J“ and do not kill j“

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Hey, my page!

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J“ i'm gonna go pee j“

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J“ sorry j“

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But one day, a mysterious,
cold fart

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Brought the evil blue tranch
into town.

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Ha—ha!

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Hey, there!

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Hi. You seem like you'd be into
fulfilling

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Your evolutionary potential
by becoming a potato—head.

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Am i right
or am i right?

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Remember that clocks were
illegal in weekend city.

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Well,
today's your lucky day...

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'cause i'm offering
this magic fertilizer.

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Whoo!

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Lollipop girl
turned her down cold.

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I'll never get
these normies

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To understand
what they're missing.

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To be pure potato.

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Pure tato.

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And so, unwilling
to give up her bad plan...

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The blue tranch
crop—dusted the whole town,

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Turning everyone
into potato—heads!

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Huh?

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Ew!

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But lollipop girl
got it the worst.

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Her potato was growing potatoes
on potatoes.

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She was turning into a full-On
potato-Stack —

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And i mean crazy tall.

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How tall?

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Mmm...
12 giants tall.

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Oh! That is even taller
than when pb got tall.

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Anyways...

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Rock star girl was tough.

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She fought back the curse.

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J'j'

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She promised lollipop girl
she would save her.

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She travelled all the way
to potato town

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To confront the blue tranch.

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J“ hey, blue tranch
i'll give you one chance j“

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J“ to fix my friend
or i'll kick your pants i

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J“la la la la
la la la laj“

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Stop!

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I have migraines!

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It turned out
the blue tranch's head

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Was too dense
to appreciate good music.

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So rock star girl kicked
her pants with songs.

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J“ kicks, kicks, kicks
take that and take this j

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Until, finally, the tranch
gave up the antidote.

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There!
Are you happy now?

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Yes!
You go, rock star girl!

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But now it gets sad.

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Oh, no.
Why?

153
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Well...

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Rock star girl
wasn't really sure

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If the blue tranch gave her
the real antidote...

156
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Or if it was just a trick
to get rid of her.

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But the potato curse had
started to spread faster,

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So it was kind
of her only shot.

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Rock star girl used her last
bit of strength

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To climb the potato stalk.

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But when she finally reached
the top, she discovered...

162
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That lollipop girl

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Was a completely
different person.

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Ha, ha!
No!

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Rock star girl
was heart—broken.

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All she'd wanted was to have
her best friend back,

167
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But she was gone.

168
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As the potato curse consumed
her final thoughts,

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She decided to
embrace her fate...

170
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To —— to explode
into stardust!

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The end.

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What?
Okay.

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But she was you,
right?

174
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If that's how
you interpreted it.

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That ending...

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Was not believable.

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Come on. You had a cat
with legs on its back.

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I was being emotionally
truthful.

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Fine.
I sort of copped out.

180
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I guess i just got some stuff
that's harder to talk about.

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Maybe 'cause i never actually
talked about it for real ——

182
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Not even to myself.

183
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Pancakes are ready!

184
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Oh.

185
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Burp.

186
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So what's on
the drive?

187
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I will show you.

188
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J'j'

189
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Bmo, pause slide show!

190
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Mom.

191
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Marceline?

192
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Who's the nice lady
and the little girl?

193
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It's um...

194
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I don't know, beems.

195
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Why don't you tell me
a story

196
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About the little girl
and the nice lady.

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Okay!

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Once there was a lady
who lived in the moon.

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She was called moon lady,
and she could only come out

200
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During lunar eclipses.

201
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Once there was a little girl
playing alone by the sea.

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"hello,
little girl.“

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“who are you?“

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“i'm the moon lady,"
said the moon lady.

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They became best friends.

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They swam in
the dirty ocean water,

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Rolled down a hill
on a giant beach ball,

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Played
“can you catch me?"

209
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And rode horses
or something.

210
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They had so much fun.

211
00:10:35,865 --> 00:10:38,823
But, soon, the eclipse
started to vanish...

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00:10:38,910 --> 00:10:41,276
And the moon lady
had to say good—bye...

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Because eclipses
can't last forever.

214
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But the little girl
never forgot the moon lady.

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Or their friendship.

216
00:10:53,007 --> 00:10:55,544
I think i've heard
a story like that...

217
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A long,
long time ago.

218
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That was beautiful,
bmo.

219
00:11:02,225 --> 00:11:04,841
Well,
it's a beautiful picture.

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00:11:05,895 --> 00:11:06,975
The end.

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Come along with me

222
00:11:15,654 --> 00:11:19,613
And the butterflies and bees

223
00:11:22,953 --> 00:11:25,239
This party is so crazy!