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J" adventure time,
come on, grab your friends i

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J“ we'll go to
very messed up lands i

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I with finn and jake,
ice king, and betty j“

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J” who knows how it will end? I

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J' it's adventure time j'

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Dang.

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What in grod's name
am i looking at?

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Fire,

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Ice,

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Candy,

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And slime.

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Weird.

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How did this happen, ice king?

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Look, i know it's a lot
to take in.

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Let's go to the living room.

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Now settle in,
get comfortable,

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'cause i am gonna tell you
everything.

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And it is going to
blow your —— oop!

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I gotta kiss my skyhooks
good night.

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Good night, my skookie—wooks.

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Okay.

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Dude...

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Why does it look like
a four—way pizza?

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Is everyone in 000
like a zombie?

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Is everyone basically dead?

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Everyone is not dead.
It's much worse.

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Let me
start at the beginning.

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No.

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What am i gonna do without
my besties around?

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Mm.

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J'j'

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Mm, okay.
Bird watching sounds cool.

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Hey, roomie! I'm going out to
pick up some magic ingredients.

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Ooh! Are you making
somethin' delicious?

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Oh, i'm building
a magic battery to power

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My elemental purification spell.

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Cool. Bring me a snackie.

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Like... A doughnut?

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Surprise me.

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Oh, i'll surprise you.

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I'll surprise everyone.

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Wait. What was patience
talking about?

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Oh, it's not important.
Something ominous.

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Anyways, it was then that
i really got into bird watching.

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J'j'

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What else we got here?

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A penguin.

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Oh. Right.

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Something!

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Is that...

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Oh... My... Glaah!

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You a toucan?

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Simon, i've been trying so hard
to help you.

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I've tried reprogramming——nnn
your —— your crown,

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Code-Mapping, penguin-Napping,
co—mingling with magic,

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And grasping and grappling,

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But it just hasn't
been happening.

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It's saddening, it's maddening,
and i'm rapping and —— and...

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So i'm trying
the direct approach.

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Ugh.
Wenk!

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No, i don't remember who she is,
but i know how to find out.

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Hey!

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So good to see you!

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You still working
at that same place?

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Mm, my work takes me all over.

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I meant all over the place.

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Oh! Before i forget,
i just got a new phone.

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Would you mind reentering
your info for me?

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It's okay.
I know you don't remember me.

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No, no, no. I can get this.

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I lost it.

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Along time ago,
you and i were... Colleagues.

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My name is betty grof, and ——

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That's what i was gonna say!
Betty!

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Hey, do you wanna go
on a date with me tonight?

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Uh, huh, buh, buh. Yes.

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Meet me at 8:00
at my magic man house.

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J'j'

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Hello?

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You are not gonna believe
what just happened.

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What?

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A lady touched me!

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That's cool. Who is she?

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I think she might be
an exotic bird.

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But guess who's going
on a date tonight!

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Wow. So what are you
gonna wear?

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Oh, probably my go—to ——
blue muumuu.

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Ugh!

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No! You need to get
a nice bespoked suit.

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A be—wudda—wa?

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“bespoke“ means it's custom—made
to fit your specific dimensions

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And emphasize what's flattering
about your shape.

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Like my abs.

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No, i'd say you're kinda
bottom—heavy.

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No, that's just the muumuu,
dawg.

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I'm jacked.

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Hmm.

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Oh, yeah.

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What the heck d——
shh!

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'kay, so then we went
suit shopping.

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It's very important to pick
a good, natural fabric.

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As for color, for a first suit,

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You should choose between black,
navy, or charcoal grey.

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Why?

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It's a wizard fashion rule.

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If you stray, you'll look
like a fool.

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How's about if i make my suit
a onesie?

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Ow!

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Whoa.

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Let's get to work!

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J'j'

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And then life—giving magus
checked an even darker...

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What is going on?
Shade of gray against
my face.

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Until finally...

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Life-Giving magus: yep!

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Pretty fly for an ice guy.

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J'j'

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Male voice.'
ding dong! Someone's here!

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That's clever.

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Hello, simon.

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Uh, flowers.

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Come in. Come in.

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I really like how
you decorated the place.

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I'm really into skulls
and old teeth in jars, too.

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Ready for our date?

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You bet.

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Bah—bam!

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Aaaaah!

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This a—way.

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What is this place?

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In the old days,
we would meet here,

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And you would give me books
because you had a subscription

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To the book a day club.

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Book a day?

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You gave me the excess books
because i was associated

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With books for the bookless.

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Simon!
You want your usual booth?

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5090! You remember him?
Lead the way, bogo!

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So...

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Yes?

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Are we going splitsies?

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Okay, i'll pay for half
your entrée.

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But if you get an appy
or a dessert, it's on you.

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Mmm, mmm, mmm!

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Aah!

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What? There something
in my beard?

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You don't remember any of this?

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She's starting
to freak me out.

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Ring, ring!

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Sorry. I should take this.

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Oh, hi, gunter.
No. I'm on my date.

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Gunter, i have to go.

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Technology, right?

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Aah! No!

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I zapping ]
it's all wrong!

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Ugh! Zap!
Wha? '

157
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Well, that was terrifying.

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I've tried everything i can
think of to make simon remember.

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Is there something i'm missing?

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What am i doing wrong?

161
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Maybe you're going after someone
who doesn't exist anymore.

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Why not take him as he is?

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After all, you've been through
a lot of changes yourself.

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You're making a lot of sense,
tiny manticore.

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We're like two shadows,
two ghosts caught in limbo.

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It sounds depressing
when you say it that way.

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Think of a different way
to say it.

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Wenk.

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Oh, uh, just stretching.

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Wenk?

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The date?
Uh, yeah, it went great.

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I don't know about
a second date, though.

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I don't wanna be that guy

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Who just hangs out with
his girlfriend all the time

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And doesn't see his friends.

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Man, i wanna be that guy
so bad.

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Hey, i was just talking about
you to my penguin.

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Have you met gunter?

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Yes. I kidnapped him
that one time.

180
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Look, simon —
i mean, ice king.

181
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Yeah, who's this simon guy
you keep yakking about?

182
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Should i be jealous?

183
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He's somebody i knew
a long time ago.

184
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Hey, you still into
bird watching?

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Watch this.

186
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Mmm... Zow!

187
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Amazing!

188
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Such beautiful birds!

189
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They're all for you, ice king.

190
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Woof. What a bust.

191
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These are
some low—grade fairies.

192
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My magic battery is
going to su——

193
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Who's this dancing with
the i.K.?

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Bird friend!

195
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How delightful.

196
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Ha!

197
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Huh? Where did
the weird lady go?

198
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Uh... Well,
when you weren't looking,

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Her —— her mom showed up
and told her that

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Her old boyfriend wanted to be
with her again,

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And they ran off together.
The end.

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Her mom?

203
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Well, i gotta go.

204
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I almost forgot!

205
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Surprise!

206
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I wonder if my roomie
has any more

207
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Of these soothing doughnuts.

208
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Only one way to find out!

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J'j'

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Elemental, elemental.

211
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Stand, do not sit.

212
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Cool.

213
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Elemental, elemental.

214
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Can not quit.

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Weird lady!

216
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Blast him!

217
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Eee.

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[zapsl

219
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Then everything went nuts.

220
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There was all this light
and noise.

221
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I grabbed as many penguins
as i could —— one.

222
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But now that you're here,

223
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We can go back
and save weird lady.

224
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Sounds like we got
our first lead.

225
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All we needed was...
A little patience.

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J“ come along with me i

227
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J” and the butterflies and bees j“

228
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This party is so crazy!