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Yeah, I know.

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But, what do you expect?

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I was afraid of the ocean
for, like, forever.

4
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Relax. I'm a regular sea dog.

5
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Just gotta measure the angle of the sun

6
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using my pocket sextant...

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then do some super-complicated
calculations...

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and some plotting.

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And, voilà! We got a course...

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Straight through the Sea of Sure Death.

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Susan, we've got a course!

12
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Whoo!

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Whoo!

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Whoo!

15
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Susan feel alive.

16
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Ahh!

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Mm.

18
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Cool.

19
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Someone!

20
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Majestic animal in distress!

21
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Let's go! Let's go! Turn left!

22
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That's gonna take us off course.

23
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Uh, helping people comes first.

24
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We don't like you!

25
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You make us uncomfortable!

26
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Susan does not think
this is a good idea.

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- What?
- Yeah, Susan.

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What if those people need to
slay lizard to feed babies?

29
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Yeah, man, then it'd be like

30
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you're the slayer of babies.

31
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So, it's up to Finn

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to stop that ship all by his self.

33
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Catapult me, Jake.

34
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Sea lizard make scary storm magic.

35
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We're gonna die!

36
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We deserved that.

37
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See? Not good idea.

38
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Hello! Yoo-hoo!

39
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Hi.

40
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I just wanted to say I'm
sorry about your boat.

41
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I was just trying to get
rid of those weirdos.

42
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Sorry.

43
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My name's Whipple, by the way.

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Um, I'm Finn the human.

45
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Susan.

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And I'm the bad boy, Jake.

47
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Were they after your shiny,
shiny pelt, Whipple?

48
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No, they said I was annoying.

49
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What?

50
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That is so mean.

51
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I don't know what it is.

52
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I mean, I see those guys
around all the time.

53
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I thought they were cool.

54
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Uh-oh. I lost the sextant.

55
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Does that mean we're lost?

56
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It means I can't determine
our current posi...

57
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Ooh! Ooh! Let me see!

58
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You trying to get to this island?

59
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Pssh, I know where that is. I
can totally get you there.

60
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Without instruments?

61
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I got fish senses.

62
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Yeah, okay. That sounds good.

63
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Good lizard.

64
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You guys are so cool!

65
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You're cool, Mr. Navigator.

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Whipple, you're the greatest.

67
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Okay, so, but here's the
really clever part, okay?

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Squirrel girl wakes up and
realizes she's alone.

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Squirrel boy never existed.

70
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It was all a dream. Cool, right?

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Whipple, you suck so much.

72
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And I'm thinking the
next novel in the series

73
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will center around a married cat

74
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who has an extra-marital crush
on a handsome ape, Stanley.

75
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Or maybe Stanley's too
close to "Dan Lee."

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That's from my screenplay
about a hot turtle couple

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who go on a cross-country
road trip as a last resort

78
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to save their marriage.

79
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But then, they find out
they're actually gophers.

80
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Anyway, I'm really excited
about my kids' book, too.

81
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It's kind of a sad story
about these anthropomorphic

82
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salt and pepper shakers
who've been BFFs for life,

83
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but Pepper starts developing
feelings for Salt,

84
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and basically, Salt never

85
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returns them and ends up marrying

86
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another guy, so Pepper

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starts writing stories to
try to distract himself.

88
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It's semi-autobiographical...

89
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Stooop!

90
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BMO? BMO?

91
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You stowed away?

92
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Who cares? Give me the earplugs!

93
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Shh!

94
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Wait. Are you guys wearing earplugs?

95
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Uh... I mean, we were, but it was

96
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'cause of the engine
noise, not 'cause of you.

97
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It is because of you!

98
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- BMO.
- He needs to be told.

99
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No one wants to hear your ideas!

100
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I see. I thought you
guys were my friends,

101
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but you're all just a bunch of haters!

102
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Nice one, Jake.

103
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I don't want to be the boat, though.

104
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Well...

105
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you're the boat.

106
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Yeah, I know.

107
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Might as well go full sloop then.

108
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All right. Jake-boat away!

109
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- Away!
- Away!

110
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Uh, dude, I got no idea where to head.

111
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BMO, don't you have some
kind of navigation app?

112
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No.

113
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Oh, wait. Yes, I do.

114
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What next, BMO?

115
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Cap'N Nav app says look for a
rock shaped like a chubby cat.

116
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That looks like cat.

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Full steam ahead.

118
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Not like that!

119
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Mom? Dad?

120
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Whoa!

121
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Jake, this is the wrong way!

122
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What are you guys doing out there?

123
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Jake-boy, you gotta save your
pop from the deadly sea!

124
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I don't care for this cocktail
party one bit, Joshua.

125
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We got to save 'em.

126
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What are you looking at?

127
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Don't you see Mom and Dad?

128
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All I see is sea weeds.
You must be imagining it.

129
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I'm not imagining it!

130
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Uh-oh! We are headed
towards a scary thing!

131
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Susan, help me push the boom.

132
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No!

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Use your core!

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Aaaaaah!

135
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No!

136
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Remember we love you!

137
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Even though you're
really letting us down.

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Aah!

139
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Hmm?

140
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Yipes!

141
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Jake keep talking about dog-mom.

142
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His belly's swarming
with weird jellyfish.

143
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They must be jacking up his perception.

144
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Mommy, I'm coming for you!

145
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Huh? What happened?

146
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Who are you?

147
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Hope you like to fly!

148
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You okay?

149
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Uh... Susan's head hurts,

150
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but Susan's head always
hurting these days.

151
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All right. Just another minor setback.

152
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BMO, which way?

153
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Finn, I want to turn back.

154
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What? We can't.

155
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The annoying dragon wrecked our boat,

156
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I got poisoned by jellyfish
and saw our dead parents.

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I don't see things deescalating.

158
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It's just a small bump...

159
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A-a bunch of small bumps.

160
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No dumb island can be worth the risk.

161
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Maybe not. But I can't turn back.

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This trip means a lot to you, huh?

163
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Yeah.

164
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Yeah, but why?

165
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Do you want to find some
humans and ditch us?

166
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No! It's just...

167
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Okay, look... I'm really happy in Ooo.

168
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I love our mom and dad,

169
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but I don't know squat about humans.

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If I don't see this through,
part of me will always be stuck

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to that boom boom leaf where
Mom found me... still alone.

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I know exactly how you feel.

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Aah!

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You were here all this time?

175
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Yeah, I was here all this time.

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Sorry I broke your boat.

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Sorry we said you were annoying,

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or sorry for not telling you
you were annoying earlier.

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If you're still set on
going to that island,

180
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you should know that that
way is pretty dangerous.

181
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I'm... I'm ready.

182
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Us, too.

183
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Then, I can use my air bladder
to blow a mighty wind,

184
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a real big wind that'll carry
you over all the dangers.

185
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How come you didn't do that earlier?

186
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I thought we were having fun.

187
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Also, they say no one's faced the
island's colossus and lived.

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What colossus?

189
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Beware. Beware the colossus of the deep.

190
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That's not really an
answer, but we will.

191
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Here we go.

192
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Wait a minute!

193
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Byeee!

194
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Whoa!

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That's not right.

196
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Aah!

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Spooky.

198
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But at least I don't see
no colossus of the deep.

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Oh, my glob!

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