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Heh, heh.

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Of course, we could have murdered them,

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but I was holding back.

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I'm glad you didn't show off, Dad.

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Thanks.

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Thanks to my team of awesomely
talented sales associates

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and also my father, Jake, who's
visiting us this year...

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this has been the most successful

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animal sports/picnic
socializing event ever.

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Uh, whoo-hoo.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Wow. Really nice deviled egg
presentation this year, Steve.

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Mmm.

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Dad, I'm glad you stuck around.

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I confess I had an ulterior
motive for inviting you.

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I really need your advice on something.

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My advice?

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Parenting advice.

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I don't know how to deal
with my daughter, Bronwyn.

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I have a granddaughter?

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Psych, I knew that.

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What's the problem, mijo.

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Bronwyn is not doing well at school.

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She seems to be busy enough
with homework when she's here,

25
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but her grades are slipping.

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And her teacher says she keeps
falling asleep at her desk.

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Why is she so unengaged?

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And how can I manage her
towards financial success

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if she's that unengaged?

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I thought you might have some insight

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because of your teenage
kind of lifestyle.

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What say we rifle through her
biz next time she's out?

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Well, I'm no snoop,

34
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but I found these unusual
graphics in her recycling bin.

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What do you make of these?

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Oh.

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Mm-hmm.

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Ahh.

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What are you thinking?

40
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Not sure yet. I'll have to sleep on it.

41
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I'll let you know tomorrow
if I think of anything.

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Weird.

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Whoo-hoo!

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- Yeah!
- Oh, man!

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Bronwyn! Bronwyn! Bronwyn!

46
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Nice one, Bronwyn!

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Classic Bronwyn.

48
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Hey, Bronwyn, isn't that your dad?

49
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Nope. That's my granddad.

50
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What? You here to bust me?

51
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Nah, I'm just here to skate.

52
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Yeah, okay.

53
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Show me some moves.

54
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Noice!

55
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- Yeah.
- Pretty good moves.

56
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You're actually kinda
cool, for a gwampa.

57
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Thank you, thank you.

58
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Thank you. I value your opinion.

59
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That's a spot-on KKW.

60
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Yeah.

61
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Um, that reminds me.

62
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We're supposed to talk about
getting your grades up

63
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- in school or something.
- What?

64
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We're worried about your, um,

65
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financial success!

66
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I knew it.

67
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You're not cool!

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- You're just like Dad!
- What?

69
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I mean, hey, I love your dad,
but we're nothing alike.

70
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It looks like this round
gramps is a real square.

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I'm not a square.

72
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But now I am.

73
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Whoa! Radical!

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- How'd you do that?
- Do another one!

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I'm an old tree.

76
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An equestrian statue.

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Jake, are you going to
stay here all night?

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What? They like me.

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They like my ageless
style and everything.

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Hmm.

81
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But hark! What's that I hear?

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Bronwyn beefed it.

83
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Y-you're the fart.

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What? No.

85
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Old fart.

86
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I'm cool!

87
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Son, it's worse than we thought.

88
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Oh, Koo. Is it black magic?

89
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A cursed ring? An investment scam?

90
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Worse!

91
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I tried real-talking
with Bronwyn last night,

92
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and now she thinks I'm a square!

93
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I feel like you're losing
sight of the point here, Dad.

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Pretty much everyone
thinks I'm great, right?

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Maybe stay away from my daughter.

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Don't worry, Son.

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I won't rest until Bronwyn
realizes how cool I am!

98
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But what about...

99
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Dad.

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- I got this! I got this!
- Whoo-hoo!

101
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Oh, Glob! I don't!

102
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Fellow dudes!

103
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Old cheeseballs is back.

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Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow.

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Check it out, kids!

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I brought my roommate! He's 16!

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That's so old.

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Do something cool.

109
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- No, I'm sleep...
- Here, play your flute.

110
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Kids love flute.

111
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Wha...

112
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Ugh. Is that solo flute?

113
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Yo, that stinks nasty.

114
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Uh-oh, kids hate flute.

115
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But, they love mash-ups!

116
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Whoa, Gwampa is turning it up!

117
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Jake! Jake! Jake!

118
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Math!

119
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This dude don't give a dump.

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Dang, you're, like, like a cool gwampa.

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Yes!

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Hey, guys.

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Have you ever heard music like this?

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Way to choke, Bron.

125
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Yo, how about a duet?

126
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Even Gwamps can't save you, Bron!

127
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B, why'd you stop?

128
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They're laughing at me.

129
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Hey, come on guys,
don't bust on Bronwyn.

130
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Bronwyn's cool. I can vouch for her.

131
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Now let's all watch me skate!

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Whoo!

133
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Weak!

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I can skate way better
better than you, Jake.

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Ooooooh.

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I challenge you to a thrash off.

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- Ohh!
- Buh?

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The winner is declared undeniably cool.

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The loser is banned from the skate park.

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I can live with that.

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Whatever.

142
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Dude, you're really gonna
ban your own granddaughter

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from her own skate park?

144
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Man, I hope so.

145
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Hmm.

146
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Yeah, real cool.

147
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Hey, it's time!

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Nice!

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Gwampa! Gwampa! Gwampa!

150
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Bronwyn, did you see my cool new hair?

151
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Ugh.

152
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Hey!

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Welcome to Thrashland.

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Are you two ready to thrash?

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From here, you must skate the
entire length of the park.

156
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First, grind down the ramp,

157
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through the bar maze,

158
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past the big-armed worm,

159
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through the junkyard,

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00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,449
over the log swamp,

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and finally cross the finish
at the bottomless pit of love.

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Hey, Jake, no weird magic biz.

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Heh-heh, same to you.

164
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Remember, you're an instant
fart if you eat it.

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Take it away, flute man.

166
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This is a terrible idea.

167
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Whoa... oof!

168
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Huh?

169
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Oh, dang! I love you, Bronwyn!

170
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Whoa, cool! Time to ice this cake!

171
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,875
Whoo! Jake, no!

172
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,576
It took me months to make that jump!

173
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You're gonna biff it!

174
00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:06,946
I won't biff it!

175
00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:09,782
I'm the coolest guy aliiiiii...

176
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Grandpa!

177
00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,623
You're cool! You're cool!

178
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Just please be okay, Grandpa!

179
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Interference!

180
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Interference!

181
00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:23,041
That means I win, right?

182
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- Dad!
- Dad?

183
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,776
- Are you okay?
- I'm great.

184
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She admitted it.

185
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Whoo.

186
00:09:32,982 --> 00:09:34,649
Jake!

187
00:09:36,086 --> 00:09:37,310
Bronwyn...

188
00:09:38,955 --> 00:09:42,690
look, I can see that skating
is important to you.

189
00:09:42,691 --> 00:09:44,958
And you seem very talented at it,

190
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but you're still going to have
to pull it together in school.

191
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Okay, I did get carried away.

192
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I'm sorry.

193
00:09:52,928 --> 00:09:54,102
I'm sorry, too.

194
00:09:54,103 --> 00:09:56,425
I should have just come to you myself,

195
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instead of sending
your cool grandfather.

196
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I just thought you wouldn't
listen to a square like me.

197
00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:06,881
Nah, I mean you're not cool,
but you're not uncool.

198
00:10:06,882 --> 00:10:09,851
Kim Kil Whan! Bronwyn! Look at me!

199
00:10:11,887 --> 00:10:13,354
Time to go home.

200
00:10:13,356 --> 00:10:16,636
Not the swan, that's where
the pups came from.

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