1 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:47,813 Wow, everything sucks here. 2 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:48,898 Finn, look! 3 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:53,269 Geez, this looks pretty real. 4 00:00:53,271 --> 00:00:55,354 He's got the Enchiridion! And wait... 5 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:56,856 Is that Billy? 6 00:00:57,034 --> 00:00:58,416 Why's he so tiny? 7 00:00:58,418 --> 00:01:00,452 Hey! There's our guy. 8 00:01:00,454 --> 00:01:02,203 Whoo-hoo! 9 00:01:03,874 --> 00:01:06,458 Yeah, just hang out there for a while! 10 00:01:06,460 --> 00:01:08,009 I love it! 11 00:01:08,011 --> 00:01:10,545 I feel fresh! 12 00:01:12,849 --> 00:01:15,767 Well, this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. 13 00:01:18,972 --> 00:01:22,457 Round and round and round we go! 14 00:01:22,459 --> 00:01:23,775 Hyah! 15 00:01:23,777 --> 00:01:25,226 - Yeah! - Yeah! 16 00:01:25,228 --> 00:01:27,595 School's out, ya tranch! 17 00:01:27,597 --> 00:01:29,731 Whoa! 18 00:01:29,733 --> 00:01:31,566 Hey, Prismo's calling. 19 00:01:31,568 --> 00:01:33,034 Nice! Let's go say hi. 20 00:01:33,036 --> 00:01:35,820 You're lucky I don't take the other one, kid. 21 00:01:35,822 --> 00:01:37,706 Quit crying, baby! 22 00:01:37,708 --> 00:01:40,408 Prism...! 23 00:01:40,410 --> 00:01:41,960 Oof! 24 00:01:41,962 --> 00:01:43,328 mo... 25 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:44,746 otion! 26 00:01:44,748 --> 00:01:46,715 Thanks for responding to my call, guys. 27 00:01:46,717 --> 00:01:50,085 I'm in a serious pickle, and I mean the bad kind. 28 00:01:50,087 --> 00:01:53,088 I mean, like, a really smelly, brown pickle. 29 00:01:53,090 --> 00:01:55,840 Don't sweat it, boy. Finn and I got your back. 30 00:01:55,842 --> 00:01:57,642 Who's bullying you, Prismo? 31 00:01:57,644 --> 00:01:59,928 Nobody's bullying me. Look... 32 00:01:59,930 --> 00:02:02,230 Um, 'member when you wished the lich never existed 33 00:02:02,232 --> 00:02:04,065 and you created a new wish reality 34 00:02:04,067 --> 00:02:06,184 that ended up totally not working out? 35 00:02:06,186 --> 00:02:07,641 - No. - Vaguely, yes. 36 00:02:07,643 --> 00:02:08,520 What? 37 00:02:08,522 --> 00:02:10,155 You don't remember making that wish? 38 00:02:10,157 --> 00:02:11,322 Whu- 39 00:02:11,324 --> 00:02:13,274 I thought I explained it to you that one time. 40 00:02:13,276 --> 00:02:15,276 Dude, I'll catch you up. 41 00:02:15,278 --> 00:02:16,745 Look. 42 00:02:16,747 --> 00:02:18,279 After you wished the lich never existed, 43 00:02:18,281 --> 00:02:20,165 you got zapped to an alternative wish reality 44 00:02:20,167 --> 00:02:21,916 where magic doesn't really exist. 45 00:02:21,918 --> 00:02:23,535 Wait. 46 00:02:23,537 --> 00:02:24,786 Who's that dude? 47 00:02:24,788 --> 00:02:27,372 That's you, but sort of less cool. 48 00:02:27,374 --> 00:02:29,374 Proceed. 49 00:02:29,376 --> 00:02:30,959 So you find an old Marceline 50 00:02:30,961 --> 00:02:33,428 and the magic crown on the body of Ice King's skeleton 51 00:02:33,430 --> 00:02:34,846 who was smooshed under the weight 52 00:02:34,848 --> 00:02:36,297 of a frozen mutagenic bomb. 53 00:02:36,299 --> 00:02:38,933 But then the destiny gang steals your family donkey, 54 00:02:38,935 --> 00:02:40,852 so you use the crown to become Ice Finn 55 00:02:40,854 --> 00:02:42,804 and save your donkey and your family. 56 00:02:42,806 --> 00:02:44,222 Buuut the crown makes you crazy 57 00:02:44,224 --> 00:02:46,641 and you ice everything up like a dumb bozo, 58 00:02:46,643 --> 00:02:48,309 which sets off the mutagenic bomb 59 00:02:48,311 --> 00:02:50,779 which releases the spirit of the lich anyway. 60 00:02:50,781 --> 00:02:53,648 But then this reality's Jake made a counter wish 61 00:02:53,650 --> 00:02:55,817 which supposedly fixed the problem, 62 00:02:55,819 --> 00:02:58,153 but as it turns out, it didn't really. 63 00:02:58,155 --> 00:03:01,122 Can I just say that I don't remember any of this stuff. 64 00:03:01,124 --> 00:03:04,042 Because technically it didn't happen to you. 65 00:03:04,044 --> 00:03:05,827 But also it still happened 66 00:03:05,829 --> 00:03:08,663 and that wish reality continues to exist. 67 00:03:08,665 --> 00:03:10,198 Is this why, all of a sudden, 68 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,467 one day I was way better at the flute? 69 00:03:12,469 --> 00:03:13,935 Yeah, I noticed that. 70 00:03:13,937 --> 00:03:18,206 Listen. Something really bad is about to go down. 71 00:03:19,217 --> 00:03:21,384 Ice Finn is using his world's Enchiridion 72 00:03:21,386 --> 00:03:23,352 to build a portal to the multiverse. 73 00:03:23,354 --> 00:03:26,239 We literally do not know what will happen if he succeeds, 74 00:03:26,241 --> 00:03:28,157 but it could defs be catastrophic 75 00:03:28,159 --> 00:03:29,566 to the architecture of these realities. 76 00:03:29,568 --> 00:03:32,567 Now if that happens, my boss... Let me repeat that... 77 00:03:32,568 --> 00:03:36,703 My boss will hold me responsible. 78 00:03:36,705 --> 00:03:39,823 And by proxy, y'all both'll be in the dip, too. 79 00:03:39,825 --> 00:03:41,708 Finn why not just "bloop-bloop" it all better? 80 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:44,461 Something there is dampening my powers. 81 00:03:44,463 --> 00:03:47,080 I am losing my picks over this biz! 82 00:03:47,082 --> 00:03:49,249 His boss? Who's that? 83 00:03:49,251 --> 00:03:51,251 All right, man, what do we do? 84 00:03:51,253 --> 00:03:54,304 Take this and use it to take care of the Ice Finn. 85 00:03:54,306 --> 00:03:56,756 Wait. What do you mean by "take care of?" 86 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:58,758 Good luck, guys! We're all depending on you! 87 00:04:02,431 --> 00:04:03,597 Whoa. 88 00:04:03,599 --> 00:04:04,981 What is it? 89 00:04:06,602 --> 00:04:09,152 - Golly! - What's that nay now? 90 00:04:09,154 --> 00:04:11,938 It's like 50 bowling balls on my teen bod! 91 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:14,107 Check it. There's instructions. 92 00:04:14,109 --> 00:04:17,527 "The maid will handle all class a interdimensional bung-ups 93 00:04:17,529 --> 00:04:19,579 if you follow these simple steps. 94 00:04:19,581 --> 00:04:22,282 Direct the small end of the maid toward your massive mistake. 95 00:04:22,284 --> 00:04:23,833 Focus your intention until all distractions 96 00:04:23,835 --> 00:04:25,368 leave your thought sphere, 97 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:28,505 then recite the words 'a man needs a maid' three times." 98 00:04:28,507 --> 00:04:30,590 All right. Here... We... 99 00:04:31,593 --> 00:04:33,460 Help-help-help-help-help-help! 100 00:04:33,462 --> 00:04:34,594 Lower it. Aagh! 101 00:04:34,596 --> 00:04:36,046 Ledge-ledge-ledge. 102 00:04:36,048 --> 00:04:37,797 Okay... 103 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:39,799 Focus my intention. 104 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,268 Just a few more jewels 105 00:04:41,270 --> 00:04:43,303 before I can open the portal to a better world! 106 00:04:43,305 --> 00:04:45,805 My intention to heal the madness of this other self. 107 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:47,140 Wait, wait, wait. 108 00:04:47,142 --> 00:04:48,859 I don't think that's what we're supposed to do. 109 00:04:48,892 --> 00:04:50,309 Prismo said "take care of him." 110 00:04:50,311 --> 00:04:52,778 Yeah, that means "make him feel better." 111 00:04:52,780 --> 00:04:54,363 Are you being stupid on purpose? 112 00:04:54,365 --> 00:04:56,782 Yeah, but dude, that is me. 113 00:04:56,784 --> 00:04:57,899 That's me. 114 00:04:57,901 --> 00:04:59,318 I heard you the first time. 115 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,486 There's got to be something else we can do. 116 00:05:01,488 --> 00:05:04,039 Bro, you heard Prismo. We don't have a choice. 117 00:05:05,826 --> 00:05:07,125 Okay, but you do it. 118 00:05:07,127 --> 00:05:09,244 I just can't, man. I-it's too messed up. 119 00:05:09,246 --> 00:05:10,829 All right. You're right. 120 00:05:10,831 --> 00:05:13,665 Shut your eyes and cover your ears. 121 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:15,550 Ommommommomm... 122 00:05:17,054 --> 00:05:20,005 A man needs a maid. 123 00:05:20,007 --> 00:05:22,591 A man needs... 124 00:05:22,593 --> 00:05:23,725 A maid. 125 00:05:23,727 --> 00:05:25,510 A man... 126 00:05:25,512 --> 00:05:27,262 Needs... 127 00:05:27,264 --> 00:05:28,230 A... 128 00:05:28,232 --> 00:05:30,816 Nope! This is bull juice! 129 00:05:30,818 --> 00:05:32,067 Flip! 130 00:05:32,069 --> 00:05:33,185 Ommommommomm... 131 00:05:33,187 --> 00:05:35,270 - Hey, hey. - Did you do it? 132 00:05:35,272 --> 00:05:36,688 No, man. 133 00:05:36,690 --> 00:05:38,857 - Let's just go steal the Enchiridion. - Whoa, yeah! 134 00:05:38,859 --> 00:05:40,242 That way he can't open the portal 135 00:05:40,244 --> 00:05:41,693 and nobody gets obliterated. 136 00:05:41,695 --> 00:05:42,828 That should work! 137 00:05:42,830 --> 00:05:44,029 That's not gonna work, you guys! 138 00:05:44,031 --> 00:05:45,364 Don't walk away from the maid. 139 00:05:45,366 --> 00:05:46,665 Noooo! 140 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:50,118 It's gonna be so great in the next place, guys! 141 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,504 It's like we're spinning... Spinning... 142 00:05:52,506 --> 00:05:54,039 Spinning into the new land! 143 00:05:58,295 --> 00:06:00,262 Sneaky fashion. 144 00:06:03,350 --> 00:06:06,351 What's this? 145 00:06:06,353 --> 00:06:09,438 Two more converts to my empire of frost? 146 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:10,939 Finn, I love you. 147 00:06:10,941 --> 00:06:12,724 Just in case we eat it fighting this guy. 148 00:06:12,726 --> 00:06:14,476 Yeah. I love you, too. 149 00:06:18,315 --> 00:06:19,614 Wonderful. 150 00:06:19,616 --> 00:06:21,450 I thought I'd rescued all the humans! 151 00:06:21,452 --> 00:06:23,535 Now you can hang out here with everyone else. 152 00:06:23,537 --> 00:06:26,121 Gunter says we just need a few more gems. 153 00:06:26,123 --> 00:06:28,373 Anyway, now I'm going to freeze you. 154 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:29,708 Wait! 155 00:06:31,462 --> 00:06:33,378 Straight up magic! 156 00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:34,996 Are you a wizard, too? 157 00:06:34,998 --> 00:06:38,083 Yeah! Check out my amazing wizard bod! 158 00:06:38,085 --> 00:06:39,918 Hey, over here, man! Look at me. 159 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,920 I'm a portal to another world. 160 00:06:41,922 --> 00:06:43,055 You can't be. 161 00:06:43,057 --> 00:06:45,173 I'm magic. I can do anything. 162 00:06:45,175 --> 00:06:46,925 Don't you believe your own eyes? 163 00:06:46,927 --> 00:06:48,760 Why would you be able to turn in... 164 00:06:48,762 --> 00:06:49,928 Why anything? 165 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:51,813 Why is the sky blue, bro? 166 00:06:51,815 --> 00:06:54,933 That's right. Just keep looking at me. 167 00:06:54,935 --> 00:06:56,401 Hey, what's up? 168 00:06:56,403 --> 00:06:57,936 I'll get you out of this, Billy. 169 00:06:57,938 --> 00:06:59,354 It's Bobby. 170 00:06:59,356 --> 00:07:01,022 Look out. 171 00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:03,642 Who's that? 172 00:07:03,644 --> 00:07:06,328 Enter the port... What? 173 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:07,746 Big destiny? 174 00:07:07,748 --> 00:07:09,414 Jewels. 175 00:07:10,918 --> 00:07:12,617 What's wrong with him? 176 00:07:12,619 --> 00:07:14,536 He looks possessed or something... 177 00:07:14,538 --> 00:07:16,755 Ew, boy, here we go. 178 00:07:16,757 --> 00:07:17,956 That's my body, dog! 179 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:19,791 My friend, you return! 180 00:07:20,878 --> 00:07:22,294 This was all his idea! 181 00:07:22,296 --> 00:07:24,846 Come on, that's the lich! He's evil! 182 00:07:24,848 --> 00:07:26,765 He's not even trying to hide it, bro! 183 00:07:26,767 --> 00:07:28,016 Release. 184 00:07:29,853 --> 00:07:33,054 Big D's mind is back. Whoo! 185 00:07:33,056 --> 00:07:36,691 I must escape first try! 186 00:07:36,693 --> 00:07:37,976 Um... 187 00:07:37,978 --> 00:07:39,778 What are you doing? 188 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:40,779 Whoa! 189 00:07:40,781 --> 00:07:42,981 Traitor! 190 00:07:42,983 --> 00:07:44,032 Jake, let's boogie! 191 00:07:44,034 --> 00:07:46,034 You dirty gangsters! 192 00:07:46,036 --> 00:07:48,453 We're not a gang! That's you. 193 00:07:49,957 --> 00:07:51,456 Pbht! 194 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:52,908 Sleep. 195 00:07:54,628 --> 00:07:57,245 Gimme! 196 00:07:57,247 --> 00:07:58,497 Bring the book. 197 00:07:58,499 --> 00:07:59,998 Okay, buddy. 198 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,917 Are we gonna save the world now? 199 00:08:03,053 --> 00:08:04,586 Bobby. 200 00:08:06,590 --> 00:08:08,974 Open, great book! 201 00:08:11,678 --> 00:08:13,728 The final hole is mine... 202 00:08:13,730 --> 00:08:15,397 To put my thing in. 203 00:08:22,072 --> 00:08:24,523 What dimension is this? 204 00:08:24,525 --> 00:08:25,607 All of them. 205 00:08:25,609 --> 00:08:28,743 That's great. Then we can live everywhere. 206 00:08:28,745 --> 00:08:30,912 Everywhere you will die. 207 00:08:30,914 --> 00:08:32,197 Heh... what? 208 00:08:32,199 --> 00:08:36,117 You, your family... Everyone... Will die. 209 00:08:36,119 --> 00:08:37,536 Over and over. 210 00:08:37,538 --> 00:08:39,838 Mountains of broken bodies... 211 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,506 Beneath the wheel. 212 00:08:42,509 --> 00:08:43,592 What the...? 213 00:08:44,711 --> 00:08:46,178 Jake! Whoa! 214 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:47,546 What the... 215 00:08:50,184 --> 00:08:53,969 Ew. Gross! 216 00:08:53,971 --> 00:08:55,770 You used me! 217 00:08:55,772 --> 00:08:56,972 Whoa. 218 00:08:56,974 --> 00:08:58,640 I trusted you, lich! 219 00:08:58,642 --> 00:08:59,941 Mathematical. 220 00:09:03,146 --> 00:09:05,146 Freeze! 221 00:09:05,148 --> 00:09:07,649 My power. It's gone! 222 00:09:08,735 --> 00:09:11,036 Hang on, Finn! Ragh! 223 00:09:16,627 --> 00:09:19,160 Yes. The frost! 224 00:09:21,415 --> 00:09:24,332 Dude, don't kill him! That's me, kinda. 225 00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:26,334 Other Finn, just listen at me. 226 00:09:26,336 --> 00:09:28,086 Your name is Finn Mertens! 227 00:09:28,088 --> 00:09:29,721 Your best friend is Jake the dog. 228 00:09:29,723 --> 00:09:32,057 You have a birthmark like a flaming sideways teardrop... 229 00:09:32,059 --> 00:09:33,592 In like a really weird place. 230 00:09:33,594 --> 00:09:37,379 What? What's going on? Bartram? 231 00:09:37,381 --> 00:09:38,364 Yeah, yeah! 232 00:09:38,366 --> 00:09:40,732 Your whole thing is you want to help people, remember? 233 00:09:40,734 --> 00:09:41,816 We can fix all this. 234 00:09:43,103 --> 00:09:44,486 It's like the most evil heartburn! 235 00:09:44,488 --> 00:09:45,654 Jake! 236 00:09:45,656 --> 00:09:47,105 Get out of the way! 237 00:09:49,693 --> 00:09:52,160 A man needs a maid! A man needs a maid! A man needs a maid! 238 00:09:52,162 --> 00:09:54,946 Housekeeping. 239 00:10:05,926 --> 00:10:07,425 You're welcome! 240 00:10:07,427 --> 00:10:10,879 Ha! I dunno what he's saying. Let's bounce. 241 00:10:10,881 --> 00:10:12,097 Prismo, wait. 242 00:10:12,099 --> 00:10:14,199 We have so much to talk about. 243 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:19,437 Prismo, I'm sorry if this is breaking the rules, 244 00:10:19,439 --> 00:10:20,972 but you got to help this guy out. 245 00:10:20,974 --> 00:10:24,609 He's just always gonna be messed up with that crown around. 246 00:10:24,611 --> 00:10:27,479 Okay, I can try rearranging some stuff. 247 00:10:27,481 --> 00:10:29,898 Just a quick cut... 248 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:32,400 And... Paste! 249 00:10:32,402 --> 00:10:34,536 There! Now the ground zero bomb explosion 250 00:10:34,538 --> 00:10:36,988 should destroy the crown in that reality... 251 00:10:36,990 --> 00:10:38,540 And... Play. 252 00:10:38,542 --> 00:10:41,242 So, yeah. This all goes down again... 253 00:10:41,244 --> 00:10:43,295 Bomb goes off, duh-duh-duh... 254 00:10:43,297 --> 00:10:45,830 So, yeah. The crown is totally gone. 255 00:10:47,718 --> 00:10:51,219 Your guy here goes back to normal. 256 00:11:02,099 --> 00:11:04,482 That's his family. 257 00:11:04,484 --> 00:11:06,484 Hey, look how dumb I am in that world. 258 00:11:06,486 --> 00:11:07,819 Here's me... Woof-woof-woof! 259 00:11:09,072 --> 00:11:10,488 I eat stuff off the ground. 260 00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:12,532 I dunno, what are dogs even into these days?