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Adventure Time

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One free-range humpty dumpty.

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Sorry.

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Fine aged cheddar man.

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Homemade ketchup.

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A fresh pepper fart

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Dance, parsley.

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Face bread.

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Special
sentient sandwich.

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Mmm... Is that
special sentient sammich?

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Bingo.

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Made by the BMO.

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BMO, you're my little cherub.
You know that?

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You made all this
for me, right?

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Aaahhh.

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Not so fast, Jake!

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Naaaw.

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The sammiches are yours...
For a price.

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What?

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I need you to be
my tiny horse for the day,

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so I can do my live-action
cowboy role-play adventure.

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No way.
Poo deal.

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I'll do 20 minutes.

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It took me over six hours
to prepare this nosh Jake!

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Not to mention the time it took
acquiring the ingredients

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through the "special market,"

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putting my safety
and my reputation on the line.

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Okay, fine, fine.

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Three sammiches
for every hour I'm a horse.

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Mm...

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One sammich per horse-hour,
six-hour minimum.

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Deal.

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Yippee-ki-yay!

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Om!

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Mm.

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Oh, yeah.

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It tastes alive.

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Steed yourself, partner.

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Okay.

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Om.

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'Kay.

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Oh, come on, man.

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You didn't even try.

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I did try.
Horses are hard.

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How's that?

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Eh, it reads.

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Steady, girl.

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Wha...
Shh, shh, shh.

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I'm going to
mount you now.

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Hup!

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Good girl.

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So, what's
the plan anyway, BMO?

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The plan is
to punch the toads to the stump

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and bring justice
to the peeps!

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Ow.

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Oh, and by the way, Jake,

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from now on,
you can call me... Angel face.

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Hyah!

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Yow!

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I used to be a guy
who ran from glob

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with the wind at my back
and the devil on my shoulder.

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Now I'm the guy
chasing those guys,

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yet the devil is still here,
sleeping in my couch.

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BMO, that hurt when you dug
your boots into my side belly.

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Are you gonna
apologize or...

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Horses do not talk.

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Over there! Hyah!

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Whoa!

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Jackrabbit Johnson.

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This guy's wanted
for stealing piglets

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from their mothers
while they are feeding.

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Makes me sick.

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He was last seen
in dead goat gulch.

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What do you say, girl?

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Want to catch this donkey
and split the reward?

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You have 45 minutes left
before my next sammich.

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Time's a-wasting!

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Hyee!

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Hmm.

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BMO, I'm tired.

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Looks like my horse
needs a rest.

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Slow down, horse.

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Be careful, Jake.

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This is where
Jackrabbit Johnson's

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gang of lowlife bandits
lays low.

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Hyah!

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Bang! Bang!

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Put them up, partner!

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Hyah!

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Pyew, pyew!

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Pyew, pyew, pyew!

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I want answers!

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You can't do this to us!

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No answers, eh?
No use to me!

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How about you, frisco?

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I'm not going to talk.

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Why am I talking to you then?

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Hooah!

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Yah! Unh!

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BMO, what did you do?

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It's Jackrabbit Johnson's
right-hand man, tumbleweed terk.

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I spent the last three months
building all of this.

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Oh, that's
where you been?

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Mm-hmm.

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BMO gave me
a Finn cake.

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Don't talk to my horse,
tumbleweed.

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Aah.

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Where is
Jackrabbit Johnson?

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I know you know
where he's headed.

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I don't know!

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Tumbleweed terk's
always the last to know.

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It's just like I told the other
bounty hunter, I swear.

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I don't believe
a word you say.

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Now take a message
to your compadre.

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Tell him his pal, angel face,
is itching to get together.

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Tell Jackrabbit Johnson
to meet me at dirtwater flats,

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just like the old days!

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Okay.

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Sock citizens of
dead goat gulch, we can rebuild!

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Neigh!

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Grrr.

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Uhh...

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I don't remember where
dirtwater flat is.

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Better stop
for the night.

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We can make
a campfire here.

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And we will talk about

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what we will do
with the reward money.

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No.

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It's been fun, BMO,
but it's time to go home

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because there are
no more sandwiches.

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But I want to finish
the adventure.

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Which direction
is the house?

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I'm not sure.

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Get down!

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Getting kicked out of
the guild of assassins... check.

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Capturing my first bounty...
Check.

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Going to
Finn and Jake's treehouse

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and getting revenge...
Unchecked.

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Finn and Jake's treehouse? - Mm-hmm.

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Who are you, and why
do you want to get revenge?

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I... Am... Me-mow!

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Me-mow? Whoa.

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You've gotten bigger.

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Have we met before?

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Finn, is that you?

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That's
Jackrabbit Johnson!

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Finn?

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It is Finn!

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Tricked again!

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Look...
It's me-mow, BMO.

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I don't care.
That's my bounty!

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Yaah!

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Jake, transform...
Horse!

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Whoa, did you have a real gun
all this time?

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I am old enough
to vote.

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Hey, Jake, if you
can hear my internal monologue,

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I'm going to kill you!

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Your Daisy days
are over!

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I am the whaler
'round these parts!

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Huh.

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Sounds like
you're out of ammo.

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No, you heard
incorrectly.

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Bang, bang, bang!

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I'm coming for you!

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Ugh!

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Blast you,
Finn and Jake and angel face.

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This prison cell's
not going to hold me.

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Oh?

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Hey, Finn and Jake!
I'll get my revenge!

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You hear me?
Revenge!

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Hey, BMO, are you sure

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you took down
all the wanted posters?

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Yes.

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Stick 'em up.
Huh?

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This bounty
belongs to me!

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Get out of here!

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Yaah!

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Thanks, BMO.

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You're welcome.