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"Evil is rising.

2
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In vile power, the fiend walks
among us again...

3
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The Vampire King.

4
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With all my investigations
into the supernatural,

5
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I should know better,
but I can't help it.

6
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I'm dying to see him in person!"

7
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I probably will die
if I see him in person.

8
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Hello?

9
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Yo, yo, yo, yo!

10
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Bubblegum sent me
for the bucket.

11
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- Dozo.
- Merci and adios.

12
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Wait!
Uh, how's it going?

13
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It's good, you know?

14
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Uh, Marceline's
got all her powers back.

15
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She's getting ready
to give The Vampire King

16
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a big, fat whompin',
uh, I hope.

17
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Um,
while that's going down,

18
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do you think
you could ask The V.K.

19
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to sign something
for me?

20
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That would be weird.

21
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You're weird.

22
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I dreamed about you
while I was in my poison coma.

23
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I was all old
and withered,

24
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and you were still
nice and pink.

25
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You think I'm nice?
Aw, brains, I lost count!

26
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That's okay.
I'm done with bat Jacks.

27
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I have this weird
feeling in my tums.

28
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'Cause you're scared
of The Vampire King?

29
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No, it's not fear.
I know what that feels like.

30
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So maybe it's love?

31
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Ohh! What is it?

32
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It's the herald
of a new snack dawn!

33
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Oh, yeah.

34
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I arranged a little
snacky-snack for the team.

35
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I love you, Bonnibel.

36
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Yeah, me too, Bonnibel.

37
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Oh!

38
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Holy macaroni!
Can we do this all the time?

39
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Later, we can,
all the time.

40
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But for now-now, we got to
get our plan together.

41
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Easy... first,
take down The V.K.,

42
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kill him,
destroy him, and...

43
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Kill him!

44
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I like this plan!
It's got good bones!

45
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Well, the devil's
in the details.

46
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Like, how do
we even find him?

47
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I come to you!

48
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Vampire King!

49
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In the flesh!

50
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Not for long, sucka!

51
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Whoa!
I just want to talk.

52
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Oh, really?

53
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Why don't you step inside
for a nice chat?

54
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Aah!

55
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No, thank you.

56
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Whoa-oh-oh!

57
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Just hear me out,
Marceline.

58
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Hear this!

59
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Yowch!

60
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Will you calm down
and listen to...

61
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Shoot.

62
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Sorry.

63
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Stay calm.

64
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And nobody gets hurt.
I know what you must think of me.

65
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And you'd be right.

66
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My thirst for blood
is an awesome force.

67
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But in these new times,
I have a chance to try...

68
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A different course.

69
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I think I want to...

70
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Roll out!

71
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Thorn arm...
Activate!

72
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You gonna help or what?

73
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Let me finish my thought.

74
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Stake you!

75
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Okay, go ahead.

76
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This is the old way...

77
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Agents of darkness and light
in a tug-of-war.

78
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But now a creature can
step out of that struggle.

79
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In this age, why would I want
be the Vampire King anymore.

80
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I don't know.
Why would you?

81
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I wouldn't.
I submit.

82
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Remove the vampire essence
from my blood.

83
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Free me from the shackles
of my station.

84
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Hyah!

85
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Finn, what the heck?

86
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It's against my code
to strike a foe

87
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who's raised their bottom
to the sky.

88
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The enchiridion
explicitly states so.

89
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- Demma your rules.
- Demma good rule, dough.

90
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Out of my way!

91
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Look, eh?

92
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Look at these babies...
These pleading puppies.

93
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Hyah!

94
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Ohh!

95
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Whoops!
Should have staked him.

96
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How many times do you
want to do this, Marceline?

97
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Our lives are magnetized.

98
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We're in
a negative loop.

99
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But we can change our outcome
this time!

100
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I like the outcome
where you get staked!

101
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And you become
a vampire?

102
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Marceline...

103
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I know I was ruthless
in the past, but tell me,

104
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what's the one thing
you've noticed about the world

105
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since you beat me
all those hundreds of years ago?

106
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Everything repeats
over and over again.

107
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No one learns
anything

108
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because no one lives long enough
to see the pattern, I guess.

109
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But you've lived
long enough.

110
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I know, duh.

111
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And you still think
this is the right way...

112
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Fighting me?

113
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The other way's like
a black hole... an unknown.

114
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So let's consult a witch.

115
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No witches.

116
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I'm not afraid
of the unknown!

117
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I have the power
to change destiny!

118
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Queen of vampires!
You weigh the scales of fate!

119
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Spill my guts
or face the unknown!

120
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Either way,
I will not bite!

121
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For turning you would subjugate
me to the wheel of fortune,

122
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and I am a king,
not a hamster.

123
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My path runs
straight into the void

124
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on a sick flaming chariot!

125
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!

126
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Stake me!
I will not hide!

127
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Do it, chicken!
You make me sick!

128
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Okay, dag!

129
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- We'll take your stupid thing out!
- My what?

130
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- Your dang vamp juice, come on!
- Cool.

131
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- Let 'er rip!
- Wait!

132
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Huh? Aah!

133
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Whoops!

134
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- Truce, you guys.
- No funny business.

135
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"No funny business"
us or you?

136
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Him.

137
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What happened
to your pants?

138
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- Uh...
- Hold that thought!

139
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Oof!

140
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Finish him!

141
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Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,
bam, bam, bam!

142
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Finn, you can stop.

143
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Oh, okay,
now we're stopping.

144
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- Sorry, dude.
- It's chill.

145
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See?
No funny business.

146
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- Hey, Jake?
- What?

147
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Be cool.
Be like, "how's it going, V.K.?

148
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I'm Peppermint B.,
and I know all about you."

149
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No. That sounds lame.

150
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"Yo, V.K.,
sign my book, jerk!"

151
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No.

152
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We're home!

153
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Is the lab ready?

154
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Of course.
Is he here?

155
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Hey.

156
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Say something!

157
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Ask him to sign the book!

158
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Uh...

159
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Do it!
He's getting away!

160
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Wait!
Just a sec!

161
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Can you sign...

162
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Sorry, too late.

163
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Hey, peppermint Butler,

164
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I can hear your brains.

165
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Look inside your book.

166
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Okay, shields down,
everybody!

167
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A psychic autograph!

168
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Thank you,
Your Darkness.

169
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Here we go!

170
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Aaaaah!

171
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Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!

172
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His vampire essence
is now completely drained.

173
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Well, let's see
what we've got left.

174
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Kitty!

175
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Best makeover ever!

176
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Mmm.

177
00:10:00,986 --> 00:10:01,953
Hey, Pep.

178
00:10:02,524 --> 00:10:03,539
Milady?

179
00:10:03,581 --> 00:10:05,356
Are you sure your peepers
are all right?

180
00:10:05,424 --> 00:10:08,592
My inner vision is
extraordinarily developed.

181
00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:09,784
Okay, great,

182
00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:12,296
'cause I need you to go
into the secret catacombs

183
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and bury this nasty
bucket of sludge

184
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in the deep,
deep down.

185
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Just be uber-duber careful
not to drop it.

186
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Pure vampire essence
this powerful

187
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could kaboom reality
off its whack.

188
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- Don't drop the bucket.
- Exactly.

189
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Will do.

190
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Whoa!

191
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Unh!

192
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Aaaaah!

193
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N-o-o-o-o-o-o!

194
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Whew!

195
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Mm, bucky.

196
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N-o-o-o-o-o...