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Episode Title:
"May I Come In?"

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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6 and 19...

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One vampire... pbht!

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Two vampire...
pbht!

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Jake, check me out...

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I'm a self-sufficient
Mountain man.

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No!

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Don't put that biz
in your mouth, man!

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They could be booby-trapped
or poisoned or...

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Whoa, chill, Jake.

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These pearls were dropped
by the moon.

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Her main power is
accelerated healing.

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It'll be like fighting
a cutting board.

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Hmm...

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Okay.

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Anyways, we should try
to find her before...

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No!

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- I'm gonna get you!
- Come on!

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- See, Marcy?
- Isn't vampire

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hunting better
with friends?

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Yeah, I guess.
I'm just glad Simon is okay.

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Anyway...

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I don't care how easy
this vamp supposed to be.

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We should hole up somewhere
before the sun goes down...

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It's down. Great.

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Yep, let's get going.

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My vampire thingy
is indicating

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high levels of
vampire junk in...

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This direction.

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Come on!

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Aah!

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Ha ha!

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Stop, please!

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Don't be such a nerd,
crunchy.

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Hunting is the most royal
of sports!

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The people expect it of
their princess-king.

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I don't think
that's tr... ow!

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Ahhh!

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After him, haydancy!

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Come on, crunchy, it's dark.
Let me tie you up.

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Aha!

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Good growling, crunchy.

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All right,
that's a bit much.

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Whoa, girl! Oof! Ugh!

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Oh, no... stop!

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Shush up!

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Huh?

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Oh!

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It's... it's okay.
Animals can't climb trees.

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That's what separates us
from them.

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Ha!
Dumb, lowly animals.

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No!
No, no, no, no, no!

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Marceline...
Where is she?

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Oh, boy!
I-I wish I knew!

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No love lost there,
am I right?

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Tell me everything.

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Okay, okay!
I grew up poor... dirt poor.

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The other kids called me
lil' bubbles

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because we couldn't
afford a bathtub.

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Sure, I try to act the way
wealthy peeps are suppos...

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Shut up!

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Tell me where to find
Marceline!

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Yeah, sure!

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Well, she hangs out with
that Princess Bubblegum.

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- You know her?
- Well, she has

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a nice little
cabin by the, uh...

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I'll draw you a map!

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Crunchy, do you have a pen?
Tell me you have a pen.

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Oh! Uh

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Oh, this darn zipper...

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Oh, brother.

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May I come in?

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Aah! Ah ha ha!

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You're one of those old
fashioned revenants, aren't you?

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You can't come in
unless I invite you in!

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What do you think
would even happen

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if you just
walked in here, huh?

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You're so dumb,
you sad old relic.

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How 'bout some garlic?

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Hmm.

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You dumb vampire!

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Ah.

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Wait!
Don't go that way!

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Oh! Look!

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I'm out of the house!

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Come back!
Come back!

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Back, back, back, back!

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He's not coming back.

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Yo, guys?

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Pep says we got
an incoming vamp.

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What?

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- Is it "the moon"?
- Doubt it.

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She's more of
a hide-and-seek type.

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So what's the plan
for this chump?

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Given that he can see
in the dark probably

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and could come from anywhere
at any time

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and... suck
the flesh off our bones!

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They could ambush us
like right n...

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Ahh!

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I feel refreshed!

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Are y'all hunting wabbits?

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Man!

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I can't believe they just...
Left me here.

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All unarmed
and tethered like this.

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Boy, my neck sure is hot.

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This baby needs
to get some air.

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Let's do it.

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Back off!

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What are you gonna
turn into next,

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a puppy, a baby goose?

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I'm a... pbht!
Vampire! Pbht!

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Ah!

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Hierophant!

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Pbht.

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Green light.

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Ugh!

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Geez,
aren't you cold up here?

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Don't people
wear coats anymore?

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I've got a propo...
Oof!

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Oh! Surprise.

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Marceline, wait!

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Marceline!

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Jake, gather up all the stakes
you can find.

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On it!

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Hey, Finn, catch!

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Yes!

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Toots! Where'd he go?

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Finn, heads up!

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Try this!

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Finn, I'm helping!

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How about this?

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Use one of these stakes!
Lsp, stop!

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Finn, I got one!

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Oof!

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- What?
- Finn!

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What is with

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all this tacky
plastic rubbish?

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We'll never let you
get to her!

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Oh!

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You dunderheads!

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I can't even deal with all
this modern nonsense!

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The rest of you, beat it!

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My blood, man!

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I love my blood.

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Get in me!

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Ohh!

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May I come in?

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Nope.

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Grr!

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"Grr"?

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Let me in!

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- Not gonna happen, man!
- Eek!

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What sort
of creature are you?

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Uh, I'm a magic dog
with magic blood!

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I've got gallons and gallons
of warm red teenage blood,

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and you can't have it!
Pbht!

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Eh, yeah?

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Yeah!

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Open up a murder-hole,
buddy!

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Oh!

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Marceline, listen to me.

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You will never defeat
the vampire king.

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You can't even defeat me
in your current state.

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All right,
what do you want?

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The truth is, I hate the king
as much as you do.

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He's a total dink.

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I came looking for you
because I want to team up.

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Then you started tempting me
with boy blood

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and hurling spiky purple gobs
at me.

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Here's the dope...
You need me.

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Yeah, okay, girl,
you got this.

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I don't know how
it finally happened,

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but he must have
let you beat him.

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Am I right?

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Ugh!

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All right,
say we do work together.

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You need to give up
drinking blood.

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I'm a vampire!

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Drinking blood is kind of
the main thing.

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And you can drink red

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- just as easy.
- Hmm.

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No hurting poor, scared,
blood-filled animals.

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Well, then,
I suppose I have no choice.

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I'm just going to waste you...

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and eat that kid,

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because that's what an
old-school vampire does!

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I don't want to play anymore!

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No!
I wasn't invited!

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No!

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Geez.
What happened?

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Dude was too old fashioned
for his own good.

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He just couldn't get
with the times.

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Y'all see that?
I killed a vampire.

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Aah, great!
My plan worked!

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Ugh.
I don't feel so hot.

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Bye-bye!

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Marceline!

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Oh, no.

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Uh, guys, I'm not feeling
that great eith...

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Ugh!