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Una...

2
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Unacceptable.

3
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Mm...
Un-unacceptable.

4
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Unaccepta...
Aaah! Lemons!

5
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Whew!

6
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Gunter?
You-You having a bad dream?

7
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Gunter?

8
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Oh, my glob.

9
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Hello, Simon.

10
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Aaaaaah...
oh, lady!

11
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Hi.

12
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Wait,
you don't remember me?

13
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Oh, man.
I'm so sorry.

14
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I stalk a lot of ladies.

15
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Were you at
shelby's barbecue?

16
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Huh. Looks like you've
lost it all the way.

17
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You've crossed
the valley of tears

18
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and come out the other side
but a shadow.

19
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Oh, thanks.

20
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Well, all the better
for you to submit.

21
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I like where this is going.

22
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Don't resist.

23
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Sell your spirit
to the skies.

24
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Surrender to
the Empress eyes.

25
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Empress, my darling!
My great eternal love!

26
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How can I serve you?

27
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Bring me blood.

28
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At once!

29
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Alley-oop!

30
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Weh-weenk!

31
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Oh, oh,
this is so sad.

32
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Here you go, my love.

33
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What's this?
Don't you have any human?

34
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Humans? Well, Finn's
the only human around here.

35
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Try a penguin.

36
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Wenk!

37
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Ugh.

38
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You know, Empress is
a kind of penguin,

39
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and your name is Empress.

40
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That's kind of cool,
right?

41
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Bleh.

42
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Tastes like cheese water.

43
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Where's
the top-drawer stuff?

44
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Oh, uh, don't be like that,
honey-poo.

45
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I'll fix it.
I'll do anything for you.

46
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Bring me the blood
of Finn!

47
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Okay.

48
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Oh, look.

49
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I've gotten to my bit.

50
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"Today I met a super-pretty
cyclops lady with fangs.

51
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She told me to eat
a fat boulder, and I did it."

52
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Ha!
I'd forgotten that one.

53
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The Empress!

54
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Vampiyah,
I'm gonna kick yah

55
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Vampiyah,
I'm gonna lick yah

56
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Vampiyah...

57
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Aah!

58
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Uh-oh.
It's PB's outside clock!

59
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Ahh.

60
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You did a tremendous job
guarding the cabin, Jake.

61
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But it looks like
you need to be relieved.

62
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Yeah, I need relief.

63
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PB still working on
new vampire-busting gear?

64
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Yeah,
but she's almost done.

65
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No sign of Marceline,
though.

66
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I think she ditched us to
fight the vampires by herself.

67
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Solo-style.

68
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We'll go look for her after
pb's device is up and running.

69
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So, how did you
pass the time?

70
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Patted my laps
and made some rhymes.

71
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Stoop, stoop,
sittin' on the stoop

72
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stoop, stoop,
sittin' on the stoop

73
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is that PB's outside clock?

74
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Sittin' on the stoop

75
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- stoop, stoop
- looks like it's been staked.

76
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- Sittin' on the stoop
- What did you do?

77
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Awww.

78
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I heard a loud snap,

79
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and my vampire-hunting
reflexes kicked in!

80
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Dude, that was her
Uncle Gumbald's outside clock.

81
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Yeeegh! She doesn't have
to know I broke the clock.

82
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Let's blame it on
the vampires!

83
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Or we can hide it!

84
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Whoo!

85
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Problem solved?
Yeah?

86
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WhOoop!

87
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Echoed voice: Snap!

88
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Aaah! What was that?
Vampiyah!

89
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Aah! Aah!
Hyah! Hah!

90
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Snap, snap,
snapping branches for fun

91
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oh, ho, ho,
this is riveting.

92
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"The Empress is so nice.

93
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Today she let me Polish
her boots with my tongue.

94
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That's almost like
kissing, right?"

95
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Hey!
Who's my hunny bunny?

96
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Simon!

97
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Marceline!

98
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What has she done to you?

99
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Did she bite you?

100
00:05:05,663 --> 00:05:08,630
Hey, calm down.
You're destroying the mood.

101
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I'm trying to get her
to bite me later.

102
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Minion!

103
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Honestly, I'm standing
right here

104
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as you collude against me
with my sworn enemy.

105
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It's a bit rude.

106
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- Sorry.
- Eh!

107
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Stake!

108
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Yeah!
Finn?

109
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I got your back,
Marceline!

110
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Hwah!

111
00:05:26,307 --> 00:05:27,672
Huh? Ow.

112
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How dare you stake
my back?

113
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I was aiming for
your heart!

114
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Ice King,
bind the interlopers in ice.

115
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Heh.

116
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Let's keep it down, huh?
My baby's resting.

117
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- Aaaaaah! No way!
- Waaaaaaah!

118
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Shush!

119
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Simon, you have to resist
the Empress!

120
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But she's a woman.

121
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Aha! Ohh.

122
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She's a vampire!

123
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I hunt vampires
because of you!

124
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Because of me?

125
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How my life was without you

126
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I thought my life
was through

127
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I could barely
stay on my feet

128
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and I couldn't find much
to eat.

129
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Every so often,
I'd make a sad tone

130
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because I felt so,
so alone.

131
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I missed you
by my side.

132
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I was so lost
without you as my guide.

133
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Then one day, I thought
I saw you from far away,

134
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but it wasn't you when
he turned around to say.

135
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Hello to the little girl
running up to him,

136
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also to his wife,

137
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The day was getting dim,

138
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I wanted to get close,
and to talk to the couple.

139
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Then I saw a vampire
about to cause them trouble.

140
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I destroyed the vampire enemy,
but I'd scared away the family.

141
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Mem-Mem-Memories.

142
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Mem-Mem-Mem-Memories.

143
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Mem-Mem-Mem-Mem Memories.

144
00:07:01,604 --> 00:07:03,042
Mem-Memories.

145
00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,206
Staking vampires,

146
00:07:06,299 --> 00:07:08,617
protecting
the last remaining humans,

147
00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:11,086
it felt like I was
protecting you.

148
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It was the only thing
that brought me happiness

149
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during those years.

150
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Oh, Marceline!

151
00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:19,919
Simon?

152
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A-Are you remembering?

153
00:07:24,983 --> 00:07:26,495
Pa-chazz!

154
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Shmowzow.

155
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Please, Simon!

156
00:07:30,503 --> 00:07:32,274
Remember our history!

157
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Our what now?

158
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- Oh.
- Ho, ho, ho, ho! Marceline.

159
00:07:39,003 --> 00:07:41,483
I heard everything.
I was invisible.

160
00:07:41,854 --> 00:07:44,284
All your tiresome
mortal emotions,

161
00:07:44,421 --> 00:07:45,896
they'll all be over soon.

162
00:07:45,964 --> 00:07:49,191
Minion, I order you
to kill Marceline.

163
00:07:49,421 --> 00:07:51,378
Whaaa? No way.

164
00:07:51,534 --> 00:07:53,120
She's my pal!

165
00:07:53,214 --> 00:07:54,862
Are you disobeying me?

166
00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,765
Hey, it's called
real talking.

167
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1,000 years later

168
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- and you still can't get
- Here's our chance!

169
00:08:00,137 --> 00:08:01,713
Anything right, can you?

170
00:08:01,963 --> 00:08:03,438
Please, baby,
don't say that.

171
00:08:03,506 --> 00:08:04,481
Yes!

172
00:08:04,549 --> 00:08:06,284
You're my thrall.

173
00:08:06,372 --> 00:08:08,916
- I am enthralled by you!
- You distract the Empress.

174
00:08:12,249 --> 00:08:13,416
Squeeze!

175
00:08:13,484 --> 00:08:14,729
Yaaaah!

176
00:08:15,424 --> 00:08:16,518
Ha!

177
00:08:17,917 --> 00:08:20,041
- No!
- Heuk!

178
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Drat.

179
00:08:22,493 --> 00:08:25,682
Aaaaaaaah!

180
00:08:26,532 --> 00:08:28,502
You got this comin'.

181
00:08:28,869 --> 00:08:30,377
No!

182
00:08:30,698 --> 00:08:32,501
Simon,
what are you doing?

183
00:08:32,588 --> 00:08:34,018
Let me go!

184
00:08:35,588 --> 00:08:39,275
If you want to hurt my lady,
you'll have to go through me!

185
00:08:39,343 --> 00:08:40,501
Uuuuuugh!

186
00:08:40,705 --> 00:08:43,284
Now, oaf! Kill her!

187
00:08:43,432 --> 00:08:45,713
Sweetie, there's no need
to raise your voice.

188
00:08:45,854 --> 00:08:47,995
What?
Okay, that's it.

189
00:08:48,199 --> 00:08:50,088
Turn and look at me.

190
00:08:50,205 --> 00:08:51,231
Oh!

191
00:08:51,299 --> 00:08:54,065
Are we gonna gaze into
each other's eyes again?

192
00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:58,561
You must fall deeper
under my spell.

193
00:08:58,713 --> 00:09:02,229
Sell your spirit to the skies.

194
00:09:02,698 --> 00:09:04,887
I can see myself
in your pupils.

195
00:09:04,955 --> 00:09:06,120
Hee-hee.

196
00:09:07,218 --> 00:09:09,377
You're not even hypnotized.
At all.

197
00:09:09,522 --> 00:09:11,641
Them gigantic
sparkly orbs of yours

198
00:09:11,709 --> 00:09:13,651
could hypnotize
an earclops.

199
00:09:15,065 --> 00:09:16,612
So, you're not.

200
00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:17,930
Eh-heh, no.

201
00:09:18,305 --> 00:09:21,500
You
stupid donkey.

202
00:09:22,977 --> 00:09:25,516
B-But honey,
wh-why you being so mean to me?

203
00:09:25,703 --> 00:09:29,289
Because you're too thick
to even fall under my spell.

204
00:09:29,453 --> 00:09:30,891
And you got no class.

205
00:09:31,055 --> 00:09:32,861
Oh, so you're doing that?

206
00:09:32,929 --> 00:09:34,235
You're gonna start
name-calling?

207
00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:35,893
You want to play
the blame game?

208
00:09:35,961 --> 00:09:37,065
Okay!

209
00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:39,568
Well, if you weren't
so perfect

210
00:09:39,641 --> 00:09:43,862
and... and pretty...
And statuesque and... And...

211
00:09:43,930 --> 00:09:45,445
Come on, Simon.
It's over.

212
00:09:45,513 --> 00:09:47,610
It's gonna be okay, man.

213
00:09:47,745 --> 00:09:49,177
Nope, nope.
This way. This way.

214
00:09:49,245 --> 00:09:51,055
Come on. Let's get you
some ice cream.

215
00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:54,063
That's the last time you're
gonna toy with his heart.

216
00:09:54,131 --> 00:09:55,252
Psht!

217
00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,281
If you really cared about him,

218
00:09:57,383 --> 00:09:58,813
why'd you let him degenerate

219
00:09:58,883 --> 00:10:00,820
into this pathetic
clown character?

220
00:10:00,899 --> 00:10:03,188
He used to have more of
a silver-fox thing going on,

221
00:10:03,258 --> 00:10:04,960
with his hair
and those cute glasses.

222
00:10:05,185 --> 00:10:06,729
He was happier then,
you know.

223
00:10:06,797 --> 00:10:08,219
When he was serving me.

224
00:10:08,287 --> 00:10:09,620
Aaaaaaah!

225
00:10:10,267 --> 00:10:12,267
Dang, girl.
Aaah!

226
00:10:12,815 --> 00:10:14,549
Aaah!

227
00:10:16,038 --> 00:10:17,498
Aah!

228
00:10:17,639 --> 00:10:19,177
Gah!

229
00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:21,654
Open those peepers!

230
00:10:21,784 --> 00:10:23,537
Eat a stake!

231
00:10:26,521 --> 00:10:28,170
Huhn... No!

232
00:10:28,246 --> 00:10:29,740
! Ugh! Ha, ha, ha!

233
00:10:31,755 --> 00:10:33,279
I don't understand this.

234
00:10:33,636 --> 00:10:35,202
Marceline!

235
00:10:36,317 --> 00:10:38,599
Yeah, you're welcome!

236
00:10:41,209 --> 00:10:42,591
Hunh...

237
00:10:54,848 --> 00:10:56,545
Um... Marceline?

238
00:10:56,645 --> 00:10:58,254
All right.

239
00:10:58,442 --> 00:11:00,988
I shouldn't have tried to
go it alone with the vamps.

240
00:11:01,152 --> 00:11:03,809
From now on,
we'll do this team-up style.

241
00:11:04,059 --> 00:11:06,621
Okay, team.
You're still invisible.

242
00:11:06,723 --> 00:11:08,290
Oh! Heh... Whoops.

243
00:11:08,358 --> 00:11:09,825
Oh!

244
00:11:10,184 --> 00:11:11,449
Hm.

245
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,677
This party is so crazy!