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Marceline,
nOoooo!

2
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Don't let anyone
read my diaries!

3
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Burn them, Finn!
They're embarrassi...

4
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And then he said,
"fine."

5
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That's the story
of how I met your dad.

6
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Can I play now?

7
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No, Marceline,
sweetie.

8
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It's nap time.

9
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But I don't want
to sleep.

10
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My dreams are weird.

11
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All dreams are weird.

12
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But, mom,
my dreams we-e-e-ird.

13
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Honey, something weird might
just be something familiar

14
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viewed
from a different angle.

15
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And that's not scary,
right?

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Hello, Marci.

17
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I don't know if you'll ever
hear this message.

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I fear my thoughts
are no longer my own.

19
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Just watch over me

20
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until I can find my way out
of this labyrinth in my brain

21
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and regain my sanity.

22
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And then maybe,
Betty, my princess...

23
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Maybe you will love me again.

24
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Please love me again, Betty!

25
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Okay, bye.

26
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Hey, Simon.

27
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I, uh, finished
packing your gear.

28
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So, can I have
my tape now?

29
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What? No.

30
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This is private,
silly.

31
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There you go.
Snug as a bug.

32
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Seriously, Simon.
Please don't go.

33
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I-I have to
protect you.

34
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How can you protect me
if you're not even here?

35
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I'll arrange for someone
to come take care of you.

36
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I'll make sure
he doesn't leave.

37
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Please, Simon,
I could help you with this.

38
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Yeah.
Maybe one day you will.

39
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But until then, you have to stay
brave, my fearless Marceline.

40
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Ouch!

41
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You see?
I have to go now.

42
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Goodbye, Marci.

43
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Wait!
No! Wait!

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Ohh!

45
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Simon!

46
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Simon!

47
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Gah, ew.

48
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Okay,
I know you're here.

49
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Peek-a-pop!

50
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The fool!

51
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You found me,
Marceline!

52
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Now you're it.

53
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We're not playing, fool.

54
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You're an evil,
blood-sucking fiend.

55
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I'm trying
to kill you.

56
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Hey, you want to see
something funny?

57
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I look like a butt.

58
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Pbht!

59
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Ohh!

60
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Huh?

61
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Oh. Cool.

62
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Sweet music to my ears.

63
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Come on, little bun.

64
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Just turn around.

65
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Ugh, stupid animal.

66
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Wha?

67
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Oh!
I'm sorry!

68
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All right,
hold still.

69
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There you go.

70
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See? It's okay.

71
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No, kid!

72
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You don't have to
be afraid of me!

73
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I'm a really good...
Person.

74
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Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,

75
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guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys, guys!

76
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- Huh? - Huh?
- Huh?- Huh?

77
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There's... Ohh, hoo...
A vampire!

78
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- No! - No!
- No! - No!

79
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Yes way.
I saw it real close.

80
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It looked like a girl,
but it had fangs like...

81
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Everybody,
ready your weapons.

82
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Don't worry.
We'll be ready for it.

83
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Ohh!

84
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Hey.

85
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No, no, I-it's cool.
I'm on your side.

86
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Go away, vampire.

87
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I'm in the sunlight.
I'm not a flipping vampire!

88
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Mm? Mm?

89
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What's that?

90
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Oh, you want old two bread Tom
to play the song.

91
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Please do not
play the song.

92
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No,
the child is right.

93
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As humans, it's our duty
to tell the tales,

94
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to sing the songs.

95
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Art must survive.

96
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The consensus is that
your cover's better.

97
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Hmm?

98
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Oh, man, schwabl,

99
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I sure hope there ain't
a little vampire kid

100
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sneaking up behind me.

101
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Vampire attack!

102
00:07:02,668 --> 00:07:04,518
Oh, no!

103
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Ugh! I'm dead.

104
00:07:07,098 --> 00:07:08,931
This is serious,
Marceline.

105
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What if I was a vampire?

106
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You need
an animal hat.

107
00:07:16,431 --> 00:07:19,133
Looks like the project's
coming along, huh?

108
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Waaaah!

109
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- Hey, Marceline!
- Marceline!

110
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Two Bread Tom,
how's it going, man?

111
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Oh, so good.
I had a hoagie for lunch.

112
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And even better,
the ship's repairs are almost done.

113
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We should be ready to sail
in another day or two.

114
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Oh, that's really great.

115
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But listen,
I've cleared out

116
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almost all the vampires
that are left.

117
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In another week or two,
you won't even have to leave.

118
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Yeah, Marceline!

119
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Oh, Marci,
you're such a sweet weird kid.

120
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But it's not just the vampires
or the oozers

121
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or them hungry-looking
rainbows.

122
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The latest atmospheric readings
are going bananas.

123
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Something big is coming.

124
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And it's gonna change
all of this.

125
00:08:04,895 --> 00:08:07,853
No, we'd do best to clear out
of this continent altogether.

126
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Hey,
you should come, too.

127
00:08:09,710 --> 00:08:11,310
After all,
you're one of us.

128
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They're here!
They're here!

129
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Aah!
He's biting my hat!

130
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Get to the boat!

131
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Oh, geez.
Oh, geez.

132
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That's not schwabl, man.

133
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Well, you got me.

134
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What gave it away?
The boots?

135
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Aah!

136
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Marceline!

137
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

138
00:08:55,813 --> 00:08:58,205
Hi, there, hierophant!

139
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Why can't you just let us
eat humans?

140
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You're, like, messing up
the natural order.

141
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This is our time.

142
00:09:05,371 --> 00:09:06,884
It's my time.

143
00:09:06,957 --> 00:09:10,282
And once I stake and gank
your shape-shifting power,

144
00:09:10,423 --> 00:09:13,149
Ah ho! I'll be unstoppable.

145
00:09:13,462 --> 00:09:14,603
Ha!

146
00:09:15,566 --> 00:09:17,384
What?

147
00:09:18,468 --> 00:09:20,290
I picked up self-healing power
last month,

148
00:09:20,358 --> 00:09:23,051
off some vamp with a head
like a garden trowel.

149
00:09:23,124 --> 00:09:25,954
So, you've slain
sister moon.

150
00:09:26,022 --> 00:09:27,079
Look at you.

151
00:09:27,147 --> 00:09:29,772
You're just
a hapa demon punk,

152
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blind to the price you must pay
for such powers.

153
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Blah! I don't care!

154
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Fine.

155
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Ah! Show yourself!

156
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Okay.

157
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Wah-wah.

158
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Ka-ching!

159
00:09:58,312 --> 00:09:59,604
Oh, geez.

160
00:09:59,909 --> 00:10:02,910
Hey, Marceline,
let me "ax" you something.

161
00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:04,712
You get it?

162
00:10:04,842 --> 00:10:06,400
You have to leave, Tom.

163
00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:08,640
Oh, I didn't think
it was that bad.

164
00:10:08,795 --> 00:10:10,886
You have to leave now!

165
00:10:10,954 --> 00:10:11,954
Aah.

166
00:10:12,136 --> 00:10:13,398
He's here.

167
00:10:13,594 --> 00:10:18,094
He's the worst of them all...
The vampire king.

168
00:10:22,675 --> 00:10:24,008
What?

169
00:10:27,114 --> 00:10:30,049
Marceline, you're not dead!
Whoo!

170
00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:33,672
P.B.'S cure.
It must have worked!

171
00:10:33,832 --> 00:10:35,867
No soy vampire.

172
00:10:36,098 --> 00:10:38,101
Also, untie me, please.

173
00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:39,915
I'm not a murderer!

174
00:10:40,101 --> 00:10:43,211
Okay, but wait,
if she's not a vampire,

175
00:10:43,362 --> 00:10:46,047
then what's been draining
our cows?

176
00:10:48,424 --> 00:10:49,748
Aah!

177
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,281
Finn?

178
00:10:52,802 --> 00:10:54,002
Finn?

179
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,219
Geez.

180
00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:56,976
I hope Finn
didn't get blood-sucked

181
00:10:57,044 --> 00:10:58,636
after I stress-fainted.

182
00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:04,750
Who the heck is this?

183
00:11:26,695 --> 00:11:29,242
This party's so crazy!