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Come on, Marce.

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It'll only hurt for a second.

3
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That's nothing
in the face of eternity.

4
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A second hurts really bad
in the face of eternity.

5
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But only for a moment.

6
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Wait.
I have an even better idea.

7
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Sunscreen... spf 10... Million.

8
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Hmm. Hmm.

9
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Hmm!

10
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I have exactly enough
to reach my umbrella.

11
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Ha!

12
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You really like
chopping wood, huh?

13
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I'm not chopping wood.

14
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I made a toothpick
from the ancient elm.

15
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See?

16
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Oh!

17
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Whoa!

18
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Uh, knock, knock.

19
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What the dip, Marceline?

20
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Sorry.
It was supposed to be a joke.

21
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Actually, I have something
really serious to ask.

22
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I want you to do the procedure,
the one we talked about.

23
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I'm sorry, but I don't think
you'd make a good blonde.

24
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No, not that.

25
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I don't want
to be a vampire anymore.

26
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Oh, my globness.

27
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You said you were working
on a cure, right?

28
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Well, the machine is built

29
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and the serums
are ready,

30
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but are you sure
you want to do this?

31
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I'm sure.

32
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Some bad things happened to me
when I was little.

33
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When I became a vampire,
I was just a messed-up kid.

34
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Now it's 1,000 years later,
and I'm still messed up.

35
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I don't want to spend eternity
like this, with this emptiness.

36
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I want to grow up.

37
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Okay. Let's do this.

38
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This means
someday you'll die.

39
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You know that, right?

40
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I guess that'll be
my last adventure.

41
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Marceline...

42
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I'm so very,
very, very excited

43
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to test my new lab out
on you.

44
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Well, don't get all sentimental
on me.

45
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Come on over here.

46
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You know
I care about you.

47
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I think you're making
the right choice.

48
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Your natural life-span
is going to be richer and Fuller

49
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than you can imagine.

50
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And someday,
when you die,

51
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I'll be the one
who puts you in the ground.

52
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But, you know, this operation
might not even work.

53
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WhOooOooooa!

54
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This tickles
really bad!

55
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Did it work?

56
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Well, I sucked all your vampire
effluvium into this bucket.

57
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Possibly we won't know the
results for a couple of days.

58
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In the meantime, you need
to get plenty of rest.

59
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I'll check your vitals
in the morning.

60
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Thanks, p. Brains.

61
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No!

62
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Huh?

63
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It's breakfast time
for my sweet babies.

64
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Sweet babies!

65
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Operator!
Put me through to Finn and Jake.

66
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It's an emergency.

67
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Victim's lost
a lot of blood.

68
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Clean entry wounds.

69
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It's an expert job.

70
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Poor miss baby.

71
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She used to be
my best cream cow.

72
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But now her milk
is nonfat.

73
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And nanette, my beautiful
calf... Is decaf!

74
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That's terrible!

75
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Every farm in our village
was attacked.

76
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Not a goat or a cow or a duck
left un-sucked.

77
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Well, I've heard enough.
Come on, Finn.

78
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Let's go arrest
Marceline.

79
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Wait a minute.

80
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We don't even know
if Marceline did this.

81
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That's right. I forgot about Ooo's
extensive vampire community.

82
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Come on!

83
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Yeah, but we need to conduct
a proper investigation.

84
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I know that.

85
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Ain't no rookie.

86
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All right, come on.
I'll let you be bad cop.

87
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I'm already bad cop.

88
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Okay, listen up,
hayseeds.

89
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Me and my partner
will "interrogate"

90
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the suspect
police-style.

91
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Meanwhile, you sharpen up
your pitchforks mob-style.

92
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Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!

93
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Hey, man,
that's not right.

94
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Marceline's our friend.

95
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Physical contact!

96
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Officer resisting arrest!

97
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Boom!
Ow!

98
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Ohh, woof.

99
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Marceline want
to go NY-NY.

100
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Don't go NY-NY, Marci.
I'm worried.

101
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For real? Why?

102
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Well, the process
was experimental.

103
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Like,
are there side effects?

104
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What happened in your sleep
last night?

105
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Nobody on record
has ever cured vampirism,

106
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unless you count
killing vampires as curing.

107
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In that case,
you've cured tons, right?

108
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"Tons"
is an understatement.

109
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That shnoz was nasty,
nasty times.

110
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Hey, cover up.
The sun's hitting the door.

111
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I'm still undead?

112
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We don't know yet.
So just chill.

113
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Oh, hey, guys.
How you doing?

114
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Jake did excessive force
on me.

115
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I'm sorry.

116
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Let me kiss it!

117
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Ew! Ew!

118
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Hurry up.
Get in here.

119
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You done it this time,
Marceline.

120
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You sucked the life
out of defenseless animals.

121
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I ain't done nothing.

122
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You think I'm buying
that boom-boom Mountain?

123
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Oh, get some proof.

124
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You want proof?
Look.

125
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Whoa!

126
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Proof how off I'm gonna go
if you don't confess.

127
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Yo, chill, Jake.

128
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I'm wilin' out!

129
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Listen, Marci, I can barely
control this guy,

130
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and the villagers
are getting crazy.

131
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They want to run you over
with a wagon,

132
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and I'm offering you
a way out.

133
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Hey, dillweeds,
I just swept the place.

134
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Sorry.

135
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Finn,
be real for a second.

136
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All right.

137
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Look into my eyes, man.
I didn't do it.

138
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To be honest, it looks like
you're not sure if you did it.

139
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Okay, I'm not sure!

140
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Something weird happened
last night.

141
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I had a weird dream
about stuff.

142
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Dream stuff
always means something.

143
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We'll figure this out, Marci,
together.

144
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- We promise.
- Thanks, Finn.

145
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That's cool, you guys, but clean
this mess, also, you bums.

146
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He's a gob-gleebin'
vampire hugger!

147
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We got to tell the town!

148
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Book it, Terry!

149
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Run, Terry! Run!

150
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How long do we have to stay in
the laundry house, cloud dance?

151
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Until Finn and Jake
avert the threat.

152
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We can't afford
to lose more livestock.

153
00:08:02,861 --> 00:08:05,361
We're struggling as is
to keep our kids fed.

154
00:08:05,447 --> 00:08:06,481
Let's just stay in here

155
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until the dirty vampire
gets what's coming to her.

156
00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,905
But I want to bop her
in the nose!

157
00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,949
Hey, now,
it's too dangerous, okay?

158
00:08:13,017 --> 00:08:15,065
Us small towns,
we got to stay close.

159
00:08:15,174 --> 00:08:16,574
Each of us play a vital role,

160
00:08:16,642 --> 00:08:18,245
and I can't afford
losing any of you.

161
00:08:18,313 --> 00:08:21,580
Not you, clubhouse Sandy,
or you, seed man,

162
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or even you,
sandwich Paul.

163
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Sensei Paul.

164
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Let's leave the fighting
to the fighters, okay, Paul?

165
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That hurts.
You don't know I teach aikido.

166
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Finn's been turned!

167
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Wha?

168
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He does
the vampire's bidding.

169
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Well, there it is.

170
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Tonight we burn
the beast Marceline.

171
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Woof.
I can barely stand up.

172
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Look at this.
It's my new dance.

173
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It's called
"I got arthritis."

174
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Ohh.
The end.

175
00:08:51,047 --> 00:08:52,885
You should have hung back
with P.B.

176
00:08:52,953 --> 00:08:54,815
But I've got
a bad feeling

177
00:08:54,883 --> 00:08:57,042
like you guys are gonna die
without me.

178
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Dang, Marci.
Have some faith. Geez.

179
00:09:00,144 --> 00:09:01,526
Guys, look.

180
00:09:01,886 --> 00:09:03,471
Moo!

181
00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,597
Get it!

182
00:09:11,808 --> 00:09:12,852
You see it?

183
00:09:13,009 --> 00:09:14,571
No.
But what's that?

184
00:09:14,639 --> 00:09:16,639
Must be
its filthy lair.

185
00:09:18,243 --> 00:09:19,305
What's wrong?

186
00:09:19,373 --> 00:09:21,352
Remember how I said
my fear of vampires

187
00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:22,555
was based on ignorance?

188
00:09:22,623 --> 00:09:23,625
Yeah.

189
00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:25,211
Well,
I think that revelation

190
00:09:25,279 --> 00:09:27,446
was actually
based on true ignorance.

191
00:09:27,514 --> 00:09:29,227
So you're scared
of vampires again?

192
00:09:29,295 --> 00:09:30,704
Yeah, man,
don't be ignorant.

193
00:09:30,772 --> 00:09:31,836
Come on.

194
00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,171
Okay, but I'm gonna hold on
to your shirt.

195
00:09:34,749 --> 00:09:37,469
Look at these poor babies.
What's happening to them?

196
00:09:37,537 --> 00:09:39,704
Y-y-you tell me, m-man.

197
00:09:39,791 --> 00:09:41,191
Moo.

198
00:09:41,427 --> 00:09:43,758
I think they're in the process
of being turned, eh?

199
00:09:43,826 --> 00:09:45,196
Ugh, glob.

200
00:09:45,336 --> 00:09:47,305
Something big just dropped
in my gut.

201
00:09:47,373 --> 00:09:48,415
Hang in there, bro.

202
00:09:48,483 --> 00:09:50,925
I can't be here, man.
It's too real.

203
00:09:51,039 --> 00:09:53,172
Wait, you hear that?
Listen.

204
00:09:54,044 --> 00:09:55,110
There!

205
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,961
A little help.

206
00:10:00,481 --> 00:10:02,014
Jake!

207
00:10:02,219 --> 00:10:03,752
Hey, get back here!

208
00:10:09,006 --> 00:10:10,487
Dang! Lost him!

209
00:10:10,555 --> 00:10:12,838
Marci?
Hey, Marci, you still out here?

210
00:10:12,906 --> 00:10:14,539
She's still out here,
all right.

211
00:10:14,607 --> 00:10:16,932
Oh, hey, man.
Did you see a scary beast go by?

212
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,612
I chased it out here,
but it got away.

213
00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:22,229
Oh, we found that beast, and
we took care of her real nice...

214
00:10:22,297 --> 00:10:23,635
You vampire hugger!

215
00:10:23,703 --> 00:10:25,570
Wait, what?
Lookum yonder.

216
00:10:25,753 --> 00:10:27,352
What the blood?

217
00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:34,010
You dumb bumbags!

218
00:10:34,919 --> 00:10:36,807
Now look at
the other yonder.

219
00:10:37,093 --> 00:10:38,346
Huh?

220
00:10:38,414 --> 00:10:39,659
Oh, fudge!

221
00:10:39,850 --> 00:10:42,245
You're sick, man!
What's wrong with you?

222
00:10:42,313 --> 00:10:44,580
What?
I'm the good guy here.

223
00:10:44,648 --> 00:10:46,440
You're gonna explode
my friend.

224
00:10:46,508 --> 00:10:50,009
Blow her up!
Blow her up!

225
00:10:50,152 --> 00:10:51,854
Oh, flip, you're right.

226
00:10:51,922 --> 00:10:53,862
This is way messed up.

227
00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:56,362
Run, Finn!
You got to beat the sun!

228
00:10:56,430 --> 00:10:58,542
Go, Finn! Go!

229
00:10:58,723 --> 00:11:01,745
Aaaaaaah!

230
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,448
Marceline, nOoooo!

231
00:11:06,516 --> 00:11:08,315
Don't let anyone
read my diaries.

232
00:11:08,384 --> 00:11:11,643
Burn them, Finn!
They're embarrassi...