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Football,
you don't mean that.

2
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I do, BMO.

3
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I don't say things
I don't mean.

4
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You look very smart
and very handsome today.

5
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Oh, Football,
thank you.

6
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I love you
so much.

7
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I love you,
BMO.

8
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Ring ring.
Hello?

9
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Football?
This is BMO.

10
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Oh, hello, BMO.

11
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What a wonderful surprise.
What's up?

12
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Oh, nothing.

13
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Just wanted to say
that I love you.

14
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I love you, too.
Goodbye. Click.

15
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Can I
tell you a secret?

16
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Of course, BMO.
You can tell me anything.

17
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I love you.

18
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Oh!

19
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Now you tell me a secret,
Football.

20
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I wish I could spend
just one day

21
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on the other side
of the mirror.

22
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Well, let's switch places
for the day.

23
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Oh, BMO,
you'd do that for me?

24
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Yes, Football.
Because I love you.

25
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Oh, BMO.

26
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Oh!

27
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Oh!
Ah. Ha. Ha!

28
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See you back here tomorrow,
Football.

29
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Oh! Oh!

30
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Ah!

31
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Whoo.

32
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Hello.

33
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My name
is Football.

34
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And you are Carlos,
my best friend since college.

35
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Carlos.

36
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Okay, let's not leave it so long
next time, Carlos.

37
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Hmm?

38
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Jake,
get out of my fruit, man!

39
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You're cute,
but you're dirty.

40
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Ohhhhh.

41
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Ooh. Ah.

42
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What are you doing on the floor,
you bad baby?

43
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Yes. Shh. Yes.
I understand.

44
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Oh, baby,
don't turn around.

45
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But Finn is sat
right over there.

46
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Hello,
my name is Football.

47
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Very nice to meet you,
Football.

48
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How'd you get the name Football,
Football?

49
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BMO gave it to me.

50
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Is BMO
your little papa?

51
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Uh, so where do you live,
Football?

52
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- The mirror.
- Oh, yeah?

53
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What's it like there?

54
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Cold.

55
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Empty.

56
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It's... Lonely.

57
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Weird.

58
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Very weird.

59
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Hello?

60
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Football, are you okay?
It's weird in here.

61
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I'm not going back,
BMO.

62
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Come closer, Football.
I can't hear you.

63
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I'm not going back,
BMO.

64
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I'm staying
on this side...

65
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Forever.

66
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Football. Football!

67
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No! No!
Football, nOoooo!

68
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Mmmyah! Yes!

69
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Send another g-fruit
to the slaughter, Jake!

70
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You got it.
Myah!

71
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Family meeting!

72
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Hmm? Hmm?

73
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What's up b...
Ooh!

74
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Sorry, man.

75
00:04:52,634 --> 00:04:55,377
Did somebody say,
"family meeting?"

76
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What's up, BMO?
No, I'm not BMO.

77
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I'm Football.

78
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Oh, yeah.
Hi, Football.

79
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Yes. Hello.

80
00:05:02,295 --> 00:05:04,143
I'm here,
and I am Football.

81
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And I will always
be Football.

82
00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:09,487
Because BMO told me

83
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to tell you
that he has gone away forever.

84
00:05:14,409 --> 00:05:15,666
BMO.

85
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"Take my place, Football,"
is what he said.

86
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It was such a hard decision
for him to make.

87
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He says for you guys
to treat her...

88
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I mean, me...

89
00:05:29,261 --> 00:05:32,799
as nice as you treated him,
BMO.

90
00:05:34,581 --> 00:05:36,553
We all need to stay strong,

91
00:05:36,745 --> 00:05:40,471
so the best thing everyone
can do is forget about him.

92
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Remember, if you guys miss BMO,
I miss him more.

93
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That's great, BMO.
Football.

94
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Oh, right...
Football.

95
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Hey, Football.

96
00:05:59,604 --> 00:06:01,920
Grapefruit
for your troubles?

97
00:06:03,673 --> 00:06:04,916
Uh...

98
00:06:05,051 --> 00:06:06,884
Oh boy!
Thanks!

99
00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:09,534
- Life is great!
- Yeah?

100
00:06:09,763 --> 00:06:11,659
You sure you're doing okay,
little pal?

101
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Mm.

102
00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,807
Listen, b...
Football.

103
00:06:14,877 --> 00:06:16,935
You seem like
you might be feeling, uh,

104
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a little donked up in your head
or your heart or both.

105
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And that's okay.

106
00:06:22,195 --> 00:06:24,656
Everybody feels some type of
soul nausea like that sometimes.

107
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- Football.
- BMO?

108
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I know how to follow you,
Football.

109
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How did you get
in the spoon?

110
00:06:32,305 --> 00:06:33,948
I figured it out!

111
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I'm going to get you,
Football!

112
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Did all that
make sense?

113
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Yeah.

114
00:06:44,725 --> 00:06:45,823
Oh, my gosh!

115
00:06:45,891 --> 00:06:47,742
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!

116
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I'm going to get you,
Football!

117
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Aah!

118
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Ha!

119
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Ha-ha!

120
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This is the way
it has to be... Mo.

121
00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,885
Oh, my gosh!

122
00:07:07,124 --> 00:07:08,953
Football! Football!
Football! Football!

123
00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:11,514
Football.

124
00:07:11,591 --> 00:07:13,850
Hup.
I'm sorry, BMO.

125
00:07:15,313 --> 00:07:16,985
Football.

126
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Don't do it!
Don't do it! Don't do it!

127
00:07:22,969 --> 00:07:24,169
Aah!

128
00:07:30,148 --> 00:07:33,098
BMO, what is going on
in here?

129
00:07:33,531 --> 00:07:35,705
BMO?
Aaaaaah!

130
00:07:35,782 --> 00:07:37,445
BMO! Aaaaaah!

131
00:07:37,513 --> 00:07:39,805
- BMO, why!
- Aaaah!

132
00:07:39,912 --> 00:07:41,228
Huh?

133
00:07:41,297 --> 00:07:43,189
- Ow.
- Aaah!

134
00:07:44,484 --> 00:07:45,705
Football?

135
00:07:45,773 --> 00:07:47,640
Football,
I know it's you.

136
00:07:47,708 --> 00:07:51,435
We are both walking backwards
holding shillelaghs.

137
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Football?

138
00:07:54,060 --> 00:07:55,841
Yah!

139
00:07:59,224 --> 00:08:00,771
Uh...

140
00:08:01,708 --> 00:08:04,248
I'm gonna get you,
Football!

141
00:08:04,316 --> 00:08:06,467
Aaah!

142
00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,691
Ah!

143
00:08:08,568 --> 00:08:10,562
All right, hand over
the shillelagh, BMO.

144
00:08:10,630 --> 00:08:11,708
No! No! No!

145
00:08:11,785 --> 00:08:14,732
Hey, Jake, BMO went all hog wild
in the bathroom.

146
00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,279
Gross!

147
00:08:16,398 --> 00:08:17,638
Not like that.

148
00:08:17,737 --> 00:08:19,821
Ohhh.

149
00:08:20,537 --> 00:08:23,037
Why you got to be
so destructive today, BMO?

150
00:08:23,162 --> 00:08:25,498
Are you doing robot puberty
or something?

151
00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:28,158
Jake!
Jake, help me!

152
00:08:28,226 --> 00:08:29,418
Jake!

153
00:08:30,299 --> 00:08:33,233
All right, Football,
you know what time it is.

154
00:08:41,959 --> 00:08:46,354
Sooner or later, you're going to
slip on some spaghetti,

155
00:08:46,486 --> 00:08:49,687
and I will be waiting
on that shiny floor

156
00:08:49,764 --> 00:08:52,749
to drag you
into your worst nightmare.

157
00:08:52,826 --> 00:08:54,417
BMO,
you've seen where I live.

158
00:08:54,494 --> 00:08:56,206
You know why
I don't want to go back.

159
00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:57,627
But we made
a deal,

160
00:08:57,697 --> 00:09:00,064
and where I come from...
A factory...

161
00:09:00,141 --> 00:09:03,501
Breaking deals means
you have to go to the dirt hole.

162
00:09:03,738 --> 00:09:06,053
That's where you are going,
Football,

163
00:09:06,121 --> 00:09:08,039
if you don't switch places
with me.

164
00:09:08,107 --> 00:09:09,423
No!

165
00:09:09,491 --> 00:09:11,449
You're going to the dirt hole,
Football.

166
00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:13,176
Dirt hole!

167
00:09:13,270 --> 00:09:14,537
No!

168
00:09:14,614 --> 00:09:17,348
I'm going
where you will never find me.

169
00:09:19,527 --> 00:09:20,887
Oh, Football!

170
00:09:20,955 --> 00:09:24,293
Football! BMO?

171
00:09:28,379 --> 00:09:29,621
BMO,
what the heck?

172
00:09:29,728 --> 00:09:30,925
I am Football!

173
00:09:30,993 --> 00:09:33,010
And I am safe
up here!

174
00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,379
Come on, man,
we're worried about you.

175
00:09:35,447 --> 00:09:36,938
Come back inside.

176
00:09:37,099 --> 00:09:38,449
No, no,
no, no, no!

177
00:09:38,517 --> 00:09:39,841
No!

178
00:09:44,590 --> 00:09:46,113
I'm safe up here.

179
00:09:46,646 --> 00:09:49,480
No reflections.
Safe.

180
00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,270
Football.

181
00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,708
Dirt hole!

182
00:09:56,776 --> 00:09:58,734
Aaaaaah!

183
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,426
Ooh. Aah!

184
00:10:01,503 --> 00:10:03,895
Aaaaaah!

185
00:10:03,972 --> 00:10:07,498
Aaaaaah!

186
00:10:15,145 --> 00:10:16,286
Football?

187
00:10:16,387 --> 00:10:19,035
Oh, BMO,
this place.

188
00:10:19,112 --> 00:10:20,827
It's beautiful here.

189
00:10:20,895 --> 00:10:22,630
All my friends
are here.

190
00:10:23,146 --> 00:10:25,204
Carlos is here.

191
00:10:25,723 --> 00:10:27,591
It's all
I ever wanted.

192
00:10:27,863 --> 00:10:30,676
Hmm.
About what I did...

193
00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:33,161
It's okay.
I know why you did it.

194
00:10:33,262 --> 00:10:35,593
I didn't like
your bathroom much, either.

195
00:10:35,670 --> 00:10:38,020
There is no beauty
in the bathroom.

196
00:10:38,473 --> 00:10:40,031
Will you
still visit me?

197
00:10:40,108 --> 00:10:43,341
Yes, Football,
because I love you.

198
00:10:43,539 --> 00:10:45,653
I love you,

199
00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:54,982
BMO!
You okay?

200
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,727
Oh, Finn and Jake!
I am back!

201
00:10:57,844 --> 00:11:00,151
I am back!
I'm really back!

202
00:11:00,228 --> 00:11:01,711
Ohhhhh!

203
00:11:01,813 --> 00:11:04,063
Put that traffic cone
back on your head, young man.

204
00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:06,414
Yes, I'd love to!

205
00:11:06,482 --> 00:11:08,638
I've missed my traffic cone
so much!

206
00:11:11,763 --> 00:11:13,480
Hooray!