1 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:33,938 Yee-ow! 2 00:00:33,973 --> 00:00:35,115 Whoops. 3 00:00:35,407 --> 00:00:39,010 And I dub thee sir Jake the dog. 4 00:00:42,448 --> 00:00:44,549 You two now comprise the royal guard 5 00:00:44,616 --> 00:00:46,684 of the one true Princess of Ooo... 6 00:00:46,719 --> 00:00:47,986 That's me! 7 00:00:48,020 --> 00:00:49,654 As such, you may no longer 8 00:00:49,722 --> 00:00:51,956 own property or operate children 9 00:00:51,991 --> 00:00:54,225 and must render all treasure and wives 10 00:00:54,293 --> 00:00:57,361 unto your sworn princess within a hangman's fortnight. 11 00:00:57,363 --> 00:00:59,125 Joke's on you, man. 12 00:00:59,244 --> 00:01:01,445 We spent all our treasure the other day... 13 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,081 Plus, don't even have any wives. 14 00:01:03,115 --> 00:01:05,517 Wait, what? What about Lady? 15 00:01:05,551 --> 00:01:06,985 Lady's my girlfriend. 16 00:01:07,019 --> 00:01:08,586 Wait, but... 17 00:01:09,755 --> 00:01:11,523 That was tree trunks. 18 00:01:11,557 --> 00:01:12,624 Oh, yeah! 19 00:01:12,658 --> 00:01:14,459 We, the inhabitants of Ooo, 20 00:01:14,493 --> 00:01:16,861 owe you heroes our very lives. 21 00:01:16,864 --> 00:01:20,467 As the once powerful and dignified Princess Bubblegum 22 00:01:20,501 --> 00:01:22,469 sulked off into exile, 23 00:01:22,502 --> 00:01:24,437 it fell upon you two 24 00:01:24,471 --> 00:01:27,206 to save us from the impending comet of doom 25 00:01:27,241 --> 00:01:29,542 and/or from the hideous Orgalorg, 26 00:01:29,576 --> 00:01:31,444 who aimed to eat the powerful comet 27 00:01:31,511 --> 00:01:33,746 and grow invincible! 28 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:36,349 And for that, we are eternally grateful. 29 00:01:36,416 --> 00:01:37,617 I know I am. 30 00:01:37,684 --> 00:01:39,885 But now your bravery is essential 31 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,587 to a new heroic task! 32 00:01:42,689 --> 00:01:43,756 Can you guess what it is? 33 00:01:43,790 --> 00:01:44,991 Uh... 34 00:01:45,025 --> 00:01:46,192 Come on. Guess! 35 00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:47,293 Um... 36 00:01:47,361 --> 00:01:48,995 Fight a... Fight a dragon? 37 00:01:49,029 --> 00:01:51,230 Wrong! Follow me. 38 00:01:54,868 --> 00:01:57,503 Man, this is stupid as heck. 39 00:01:57,571 --> 00:01:58,704 I miss P.B. 40 00:01:58,739 --> 00:02:01,240 Yeah, I guess. 41 00:02:01,275 --> 00:02:02,608 Phew! 42 00:02:02,676 --> 00:02:04,910 I mean, except for this sweet armor, though. 43 00:02:04,945 --> 00:02:06,946 This armor's hot like fire. 44 00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:09,348 Nah. The armor's stupid, too. 45 00:02:09,416 --> 00:02:11,851 Dang King of Ooo, going around like D.J. Snappy. 46 00:02:11,885 --> 00:02:13,319 This is it, fellas... 47 00:02:13,353 --> 00:02:15,788 The only spot in the kingdom left unscoured 48 00:02:15,822 --> 00:02:17,490 during my treasure census. 49 00:02:17,524 --> 00:02:19,825 I'm afraid it'll explode or something if I open it. 50 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:21,694 But I really think there could... 51 00:02:21,728 --> 00:02:25,498 Nay, there might... Be precious treasures in there, 52 00:02:25,532 --> 00:02:26,799 so I want you two to do it. 53 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:29,769 Man, this seems like a really bad idea. 54 00:02:29,836 --> 00:02:32,371 Yeah, well, it's an order from your princess. 55 00:02:32,406 --> 00:02:33,372 Git, git, git! 56 00:02:33,407 --> 00:02:34,640 Hey! 57 00:02:35,776 --> 00:02:37,376 Come on! All right, all right! 58 00:02:39,046 --> 00:02:40,880 Hello. 59 00:02:40,947 --> 00:02:43,382 We are the sworn protectors 60 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:45,785 of the forbidden inner sanctum, heh. 61 00:02:45,852 --> 00:02:48,936 Uh, to proceed, you must answer this ancient riddle. 62 00:02:50,090 --> 00:02:51,357 I forgot the riddle. 63 00:02:51,391 --> 00:02:52,658 That's okay. 64 00:02:52,693 --> 00:02:53,759 I love you. 65 00:02:53,794 --> 00:02:54,994 I love you, too. 66 00:02:55,028 --> 00:02:56,796 Hey, there's stairs back here. 67 00:02:56,830 --> 00:02:58,497 I love you guys. 68 00:03:00,667 --> 00:03:02,301 Oh. 69 00:03:11,534 --> 00:03:12,706 Whoa! 70 00:03:17,592 --> 00:03:18,609 Wait up. 71 00:03:19,798 --> 00:03:22,211 It's a dragon... A candy dragon. 72 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:23,445 Look. 73 00:03:23,479 --> 00:03:25,450 He sucks the vitamins from the roots 74 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:28,483 and transforms it into candy juice. 75 00:03:28,551 --> 00:03:31,220 And then... And then the juice goes in all those drains. 76 00:03:31,287 --> 00:03:34,456 This... This is the lifeblood of the whole kingdom! 77 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:37,926 Power, defense, recreation... This is everything! 78 00:03:45,235 --> 00:03:46,287 Go on. 79 00:03:47,237 --> 00:03:49,438 What are you talking about with all this money talk? 80 00:03:49,505 --> 00:03:51,340 Yeah, why are you singing the money song? 81 00:03:51,374 --> 00:03:52,674 What, you don't see it? 82 00:03:52,709 --> 00:03:54,509 They don't see it. 83 00:03:54,544 --> 00:03:56,511 Look, everyone needs juice to live, right? 84 00:03:56,546 --> 00:03:58,680 And I control the source of the juice. 85 00:03:58,715 --> 00:04:02,517 So by me charging a mere pittance for every single drop, 86 00:04:02,552 --> 00:04:04,920 I can easily quadruple my treasure pile! 87 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:06,755 Man, if you think we're just gonna stand here and... 88 00:04:06,823 --> 00:04:09,858 Although... 89 00:04:09,926 --> 00:04:13,829 If this dragon thing could pick up the pace a bit, 90 00:04:13,863 --> 00:04:15,797 we could have enough of a surplus left over 91 00:04:15,832 --> 00:04:17,799 to export worldwide! 92 00:04:17,834 --> 00:04:19,801 Hey! You there! 93 00:04:19,836 --> 00:04:20,969 What do you think about picking up the... 94 00:04:31,614 --> 00:04:34,616 Looks like the Candy Kingdom Empire is finished. 95 00:04:34,651 --> 00:04:37,319 But the four of us will live like kings 96 00:04:37,353 --> 00:04:38,487 till the juice runs out. 97 00:04:38,554 --> 00:04:39,618 What do ya say, boys, let's... 98 00:04:39,744 --> 00:04:41,857 Oh. I wonder where they ran off to. 99 00:04:44,661 --> 00:04:46,295 Princess, princess, princess! Princess! 100 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:47,896 Princess, princess, princess, princess! 101 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:50,465 - Oh, hey, boys! - Princess! 102 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,701 Skliz is really blizzed up with the King of Ooo! 103 00:04:52,769 --> 00:04:54,481 He really blizzed up all the skliz! 104 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:56,118 He blizzed it all up, man. 105 00:04:56,571 --> 00:04:59,272 Yeah, well, maybe he should unblizz it, then. 106 00:04:59,985 --> 00:05:02,268 Why do I always got to unblizz everything? 107 00:05:02,512 --> 00:05:04,546 But, princess, under the tree, there's... 108 00:05:04,614 --> 00:05:06,555 There's a dragon, and he took the juice. 109 00:05:07,461 --> 00:05:08,349 Oh, no. 110 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:09,985 This is all my fault! 111 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:11,195 Neddy. 112 00:05:12,655 --> 00:05:13,789 Princess? 113 00:05:14,146 --> 00:05:15,824 Princess, what is it? 114 00:05:17,427 --> 00:05:20,962 That dragon you saw, he's my brother, Neddy. 115 00:05:21,414 --> 00:05:24,433 - Wha-a-a-a-a? - Wha-a-a-a-a? 116 00:05:24,707 --> 00:05:26,902 We spawned together from the mothergum. 117 00:05:26,936 --> 00:05:28,630 And now I'm all he has. 118 00:05:33,509 --> 00:05:35,197 Neddy's very sensitive. 119 00:05:35,199 --> 00:05:37,219 It's not safe for him out there. 120 00:05:39,045 --> 00:05:40,554 He needs my help, and I'll need yours. 121 00:05:44,149 --> 00:05:45,046 Wuh-oh. 122 00:05:45,722 --> 00:05:47,689 Aaah! 123 00:06:31,868 --> 00:06:33,769 Ah! 124 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:41,676 Hmm? 125 00:06:45,982 --> 00:06:47,149 Hmm? 126 00:07:09,017 --> 00:07:10,326 It's pretty quiet, huh? 127 00:07:56,052 --> 00:07:58,753 Okay, guys, Neddy's in this cave. 128 00:07:58,788 --> 00:08:00,555 I know because my bod-rod here 129 00:08:00,590 --> 00:08:02,824 is calibrated to our sister/brother bond. 130 00:08:02,892 --> 00:08:06,228 Now, people frighten him, so I'm going in alone. 131 00:08:06,262 --> 00:08:08,830 If he tries to run, stop him. 132 00:08:08,898 --> 00:08:10,599 I don't think we can, he's a giant... 133 00:08:10,633 --> 00:08:11,633 Yup! 134 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:13,168 Thanks, guys! 135 00:08:15,938 --> 00:08:20,509 This armor... is driving me... nuts! 136 00:08:20,512 --> 00:08:22,637 No way! I changed my mind. 137 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,107 I feel like a fancy shield. 138 00:08:24,110 --> 00:08:26,411 Or if I was like a dangerous candlestick. 139 00:08:26,414 --> 00:08:27,916 Like, a knight's candlestick. 140 00:08:27,950 --> 00:08:29,217 You don't stretch, man. 141 00:08:29,252 --> 00:08:30,886 This thing's crampin' my crimps! 142 00:08:33,061 --> 00:08:34,227 Whoo! 143 00:08:34,230 --> 00:08:35,363 Dude, I don't like that. 144 00:08:42,999 --> 00:08:44,165 Aah! 145 00:08:46,002 --> 00:08:49,204 Neddy, you sweet weirdo. 146 00:09:28,077 --> 00:09:29,578 Ooh! 147 00:09:29,645 --> 00:09:31,046 Ooh! 148 00:09:42,658 --> 00:09:45,894 Oh, no! I just want consistency! 149 00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:54,536 If the King of Ooo tries to come here again, 150 00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:56,571 you have my secret permission to stop him. 151 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:59,888 No holds barred... Moosewood stadium freestyle. 152 00:10:00,568 --> 00:10:02,010 So what are you two up to now? 153 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,145 Eh, guarding stuff, I guess. 154 00:10:04,419 --> 00:10:06,881 Um... hey, Bonnie? 155 00:10:06,916 --> 00:10:09,317 You always act like a-a loner, right? 156 00:10:09,385 --> 00:10:11,686 But next to your brother, you're the light of the party. 157 00:10:11,754 --> 00:10:13,989 Sorry, the light of the party. 158 00:10:14,023 --> 00:10:15,290 I mean, yeah. 159 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:16,725 One of the first things I did 160 00:10:16,759 --> 00:10:18,227 after making sure Neddy was safe 161 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:20,386 was to start making the candy people. 162 00:10:20,425 --> 00:10:22,226 I was formed in the Mothergum. 163 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:24,295 My mind and my gum were in touch 164 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:27,164 with dozens of others like a crowded womb. 165 00:10:27,199 --> 00:10:28,465 I guess I miss that. 166 00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:30,467 But Neddy's from the same place you're from, 167 00:10:30,535 --> 00:10:33,103 and he's a wet hot dog around everyone! 168 00:10:33,138 --> 00:10:34,699 People get built different. 169 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,836 We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it. 170 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:40,572 Maybe he likes his own company better than I like mine. 171 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,874 Well, do you miss the candy people? 172 00:10:47,023 --> 00:10:47,980 Hey, babaloos. 173 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:49,848 Good thing that juice is back on. 174 00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:52,012 I was making a mint, but... hoo, doggy... 175 00:10:52,161 --> 00:10:54,119 My candles were starting to turn. 176 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,231 Thanks, Jake. 177 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,558 That's the stuff. 178 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,326 Hey, do you know if I can drink this? 179 00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:03,119 Like, is it like well water... 180 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,697 Good for bathing, but not so good for drinking? 181 00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:07,232 You know what? I'm going for it. 182 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,004 Yep. It tastes just like you'd think.