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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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What the —

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Why's it so
purple outsi—

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What?

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It's too
smoky to see.

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Oh!
Something's peeking.

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Someone's jacking
your spaceship!

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That is my ship!

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But it looks like
it's been modded out.

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That much engine power —

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it'll break through
the atmosphere

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before I can do anything
to stop it.

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Finn and Jake!

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Yeah! Get that guy!

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Oof!

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My thorn.

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I think
we should go inside.

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Oof!

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Gunther!
What are you doing?

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What am I doing?

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A fog shrouds my true intent
even from myself.

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There!

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The catalyst comet.

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It all becomes clear.

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I am more than Gunther.

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Like a mighty chrysalis
pushing out of a damp cocoon,

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I emerge!

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Jake! You okay?

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Yeah, man.
Just don't croak out here.

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Hey, man,
look at Gunther.

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Behold!

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I am Orgalorg!

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Whoa.

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That's pretty.

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Looks good, right?

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Hey, where's Glob?

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I don't know.
Um, he exploded in space.

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Yeah, thought so.

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Man,
are you still Gunther?

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'Cause you seem like
you're not.

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I'm Orgalorg.

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Well, what the heck
are you doing, Orgalorg?

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It was just
time to come out again.

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Glob K.O.-ing himself,

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the arrival
of the catalyst comet,

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and a ship to carry me
out of this planet's gravity —

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These are doorways
the universe presented to me.

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Oh, I know about
open-door philosophy.

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What's that? You just
say yes to stuff all the time?

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Pretty much.

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That seems all right.

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It's all yours,

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if you're
willing to take it.

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Destroy worlds,
crush anyone blocking the door.

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Feel their bones crumple
and their goo spill out.

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I don't like that
at all.

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He made it ugly.

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You can't stop me.
I'm Orgalorg.

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I'm pretty sure
I can take you, bro.

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Not after I absorb the power
and knowledge of that comet.

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Absorb a triple salchow
to your kneecaps.

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Oof!

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Whoa!

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- Grab my hand!
- Okay.

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Shoot.

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Hey,
stop drifting!

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I'm not trying to!

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Ooh! Maybe I can use
jet propulsion.

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Oh, no, I can't breathe.

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Jake, no!

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Don't worry, man!
I'm working out a plan!

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Freaking bing bong!

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Jake's gonna fulfill
his croak dream after all.

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And that dirty umbrella
is gonna enslave the universe.

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Cram — come on.

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This is gonna take forever.

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Man,
I'm gonna croak out here,

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like a fish
in the hands of a child.

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Okay, Finn.

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Time to make an appeal
to greater forces.

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Hey, Spaceman.

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Wha— Dad?

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This is so crazy, Finn.

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What are you doing
out here?

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Floating to my grave!
Hurry up and save me!

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Can't, buddy.
This baby does what it wants.

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Are you kidding me?

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No, for real.
Look.

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Hey.
Get that guy there!

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See?
I'm just flying random-style.

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It's not random!

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I merged my intention
with the universe.

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You what?

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Oh! Wait.
I have an idea.

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Really?

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Here —
grab on this.

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No, it's cool.
You got gloves on.

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Oh, yeah.

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You all right?

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Yeah.

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Thanks, Dad.
Thanks, Universe.

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Come again?

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Oh! We got to save Jake!

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He's out there
choking on gas!

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Like I said, I got
no control over this beast.

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We're on
a journey into mystery,

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unless I figure out
what this bozo responds to.

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It's kind of fun, right?

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See, there's no reason
or purpose or what you said —

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uh, universal intention.

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Look around, Finn.

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Empty crud.
So empty.

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I don't know.
There's some stars and stuff.

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You're squeezed so tight,
your bottom's gonna fall out.

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Put the phone down.

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- "Put the phone down"?
- Yeah —

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Whoa!

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What's going on, huh?

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Look!

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The light of the comet.

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Ahh.

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That's pretty neat.

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This moth
is so bananas, man.

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"Bananas, man."

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Uh-Oh. What's that?

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Almost there.

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That dude's gonna absorb
the comet's mystical power

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and crush everybody.

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Who the heck
raises guys like that?

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You think he had
neglectful parents, like you?

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Or would he have always
been a no-good Orgalorg?

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Oh. gob slops!
Not Orgalorg!

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You — you —
you know him?

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Yeah!

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What do you think —
I'm a dumb brick?

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I don't know Orgalorg?

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Oh, yeah.

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Snaps!
He ate the comet!

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I got to stop him.

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It's too late, buddy.
It's out of our hands.

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Skronk that!

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I'm gonna use these hands
to sock him in the chops!

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In the chops!

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Hey! Dinglord!

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In the name of...

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the Universe, stop that!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Grass sword.

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Raaa!

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Huh?

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Yah-ta-ta-ta-ta!

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Whoa.

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I didn't open this door.

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Cool.

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Finn,
do you remember?

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Oh.

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Yeah, I-I think so.

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A long time ago,
I was you, sort of.

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And I crashed on Earth and
became a butterfly or some biz.

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And I guess it was
just some random absurd thing,

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just a joke I've been
playing out for centuries.

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Who's creating the joke?

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Are you?

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And if so,
then are you my creator?

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Uh, maybe.
I don't know.

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Probably not.

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Probably not,
but who knows?

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I've been around forever

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and experienced
so much impossible junk.

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I've embodied
all that is good and evil.

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And now we're here.

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It's unprecedented.

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And I give you
a choice —

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come with me
to the end and the beginning

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or struggle here awhile
like a beautiful autumn leaf.

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What's that bell sound?

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Cool, man.

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This is your crisis.

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As you stand
on the edge of freedom

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from love...

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hate...

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friendship...

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isolation...

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jealousy...

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secrets...

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violence...

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video games...

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ice-cream waffles...

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sadness...

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madness...

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power...

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honor...

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loyalty...

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saucy...

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mothers...

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fathers...

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scoundrels.

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How long
are you gonna list stuff?

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It's a long list.

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You're telling me
to abandon all this stuff,

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but you're not really
making it sound bad.

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It's not bad.

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I'm just giving you the choice
of a new mode of existence.

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I feel like I put a lot of work
into this meat reality.

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I'd like
to see it through.

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Fair enough.

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Hey, how about
/get a new mode?

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Are you seriously trying
to bail out again?

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What?
This deal sounds pretty good.

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Dad.

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Uh-oh.
I know that look.

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When you fled the scene

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like a ding-dong-ditcher
in the night —

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Listen, Finn.

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No answer I give you
will be satisfying.

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Besides,
it was like 40 years ago.

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I'm 16!

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I don't have a star
to revolve around to track time.

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Well, why do you
always run from everything?

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You burn enough bridges,

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the only direction to move
is forward.

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Hm.

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Well, there ain't
no changing you, I guess.

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Well, I'm glad we finally
understand each other.

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Start the engine,
comet boy!

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Prepare
to discorporate.

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Goodbye, son!

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Bye, Dad.

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I should have asked
for a lift home.

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Unh!

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Jake!

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I thought I had lost...

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You.

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Noooooo!

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- You okay, Finn?
- What?

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Jake! Banana Man?

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How?

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I was just
floating around,

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and I drifted
into B-Man's flight path.

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Pretty random, right?

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I-I-it wasn't random.
I did it.

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Let's get
the jazz out of here.

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Nooooo!

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There we go. See?

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Problem
took care of itself.

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You think Finn and Jake
are all right?

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I'd say
it's about a 50/50 chance.

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That's pretty much
everything in life, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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Whoa! What's that?

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Hey, PB.
We took care of it.

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Good job, guys.

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Mm, I'm gonna croak
out here.

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll