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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Raaaah!
Raaah! Come on!

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Get ready, Toids!

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Raaah!

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I'm mean as a bus,
and I'm mad as rocks!

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Gumball Guardians!

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There's an enemy
at the gates!

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I'm an
all-you-can-eat maniac!

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Whoops!
Aw, come on!

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Ooh, ooh, ooh!

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Whoopee!

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Thank you, little candies.
Thank you.

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You warm the wax heart
of this poor King of Ooo!

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Now, I hear you asking,

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"King of Ooo,
how can you be so wise?"

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I'll tell you how.

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Did you know
that I am 8,000 years old?

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Could be.

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It's true.

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I'm that wonderful.

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Now, Princess Bubblegum —
she says she hasn't gone rogue.

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She says she's not
a wild dog thirsty for blood.

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She says
she's not a literal baby

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masquerading
as an adult woman.

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She says a lot of things.

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Princess Bubblegum,
you don't make sense!

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This guy's
really working on me.

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Ennnh...

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Yes, dear?
Do you have something to say?

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Mm-hmm.

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I'm James' mother,
Mrs. James.

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My son got turned into
a mutant mass

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and was exiled
to the badlands

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by Princess Bubblegum.

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Trehh! Boo.

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Who isn't mad
about their mutant children?

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What about Sweet P, King of Ooo?

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You threatened to burn down
his mama's orchard.

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I did.
That is true.

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Sweet P,
I was like a cornered animal.

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"I knew no' what thy doone."

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I'm sorry, Sweet P.

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Here.

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Psst — give me a kiss.

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Do you hear us,
Princess Bubblegum?

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Do you hear us?

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Shhhhhhhhut up.

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Princess, I'm sorry to disturb you,

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but I feel
that you must campaign.

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The Candy People
are real dumb.

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I'm studying something
that could be real important.

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Dah!
This dumb election.

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It's not even —

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I mean, it's barely even —

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barely even legal.

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"A barely
and yet fully legal election" —

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That's what
my campaign manager told me.

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Let's hear it for him —

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Mr. x!

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Weird, right?

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And even being legal,
I mean, I made everyone.

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I made their homes.

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The Candy People are mercurial,
but they're not dillweeds.

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And this
definitely legal election

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is in the jam-covered fingers
of you, the people —

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The Candies.

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So, go.

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Vote with your hearts.
Vote with your minds.

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Vote for the candidate
who's not a teenage gum-golem.

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I mean,
they know that I love them.

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And the votes are in.

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King of Ooo
is our new Princess.

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Hey, hey!

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What?

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Whaaaaat?

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You dillweeds!

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You're a dillweed,

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you're a dillweed's secretary,

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and you're probably
some dillweed I've never met!

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You're three dillweeds
being dillweeds,

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and you're going to dillweed
this place into the ground!

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And you —

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Princess! Princess!

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I don't know
what a dillweed is.

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Hey, PB,
what's the plan?

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We pledged our
allegiance to you.

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Your allegiance
is to the Kingdom.

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Dudes, I don't know.

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I don't know
when I'll be back in charge —

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if I'll be back in charge.

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I need you both
to stick around here

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and make sure
the Candy People are safe,

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even if it means
working for a wad.

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Auf wiedersehen,
meine champions.

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Mwah.

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What's up, Peps?

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It's stuck.

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Ho, no, no, no, no!

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It's okay, everyone.
It's okay.

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Close your eyes
and repeat your safety mantra —

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Hoodie hoodie hoodup,
hoodie hoodie hoodup, hoodie —

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- Princess?
- Huh?

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Oh. Sorry, Peps.

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I'm just so used to having
my citizens around to protect.

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This is gonna
take some getting used to.

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Permission to
speak freely, ma'am?

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Granted.

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This horrible dump
does not meet

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the level of fancy to which
I have become accustomed.

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Noted.

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Also, FYI —

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my Uncle Gumbald built
this cabin with his bare hands.

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I spent my summers here
when I was younger.

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Anyway, it'll probably
take a really long time

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for the Candy People
to realize

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a bad ruler
is worse than a good ruler.

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Plenty of time
to spruce this place up.

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Whew!

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Starchy thought life would be
better under the King of Ooo,

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but now there's
even more stuff to sweep.

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Poor old Starchy.

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Always getting
the sweaty end of the lollipop.

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Hey, Starchy.
What are you doing — sweeping?

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Oh, uh, yes, sir.
Yes, sir.

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Suh-wee-ee-eepin'.

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- Yeah.
- Mm.

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Hey, is it me,
or is getting purpler out here?

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Oh, yeah.

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I think
that's the catalyst comet.

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Guess it's getting pretty
close or whatever.

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Getting close?

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Should we evacuate or...

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What? No, no.
It's cool, I think.

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It's just here to, like, shake
things up, you know? It's okay.

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We've got sort of a —
a relationship.

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C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-comet?

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Oh, Starchy
don't feel good about this.

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- Starch?
- Eht.

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Starchy's mind
is burdened.

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Oh, Mrs. Gumdrop!
He's coming.

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The comet — it's gonna snuff
out all life as we know it.

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What? Oh, good glob!

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Shouldn't we try
and calm them down?

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Ehh, not after that whole

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"Knock my tower over
onto the castle" thing.

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A lot of guys
got smooshed.

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They need to hear it from
someone they really trust.

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King of Ooo!

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King of Ooo?

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King of Ooo?

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Wait, are you saying
"King of Ooo"?

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What are you saying?

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I thought it was
"Kinkoff Goo."

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Hey. You hear that?

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Downstairs.

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King of Ooo?

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King of Ooo!

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What the —

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It's that guy
from before.

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He's mucking around
with PB's ship —

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added all kinds
of engines to it.

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Hey!

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Hey, what do you think
you're doing?

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PB don't let nobody
touch her stuff —

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Not even me, and I'm cool —
least of all you,

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you sauce-tasting
brian-sniffer — whoa!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Yeeh! Yeeh!

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Whoa!

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Uhhh!

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No mercy, Jake.

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Aaaaah!

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Hey, I'm back —

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What the bing bong
ping pong?

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Gunter?

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What the King Kong
sing song?

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Whoaaaa— oof!

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Sayonara, suckers!

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Uhh...

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Ugh!

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Comet! Comet!
Comet! Comet!

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Comet! Comet!

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Oww!

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Aaaaah!

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Toronto, I've been
Princess for four hours,

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and society has already
totally collapsed.

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Plus, now the sky is
falling, I guess.

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Is this possibly...
somehow my fault?

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Pbbt!

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No way!
Okay, look.

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Without your calming presence
and selfless leadership,

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this situation would have been
a hundred times worse.

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History will remember you
as Ooo's greatest hero.

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As always,
the voice of reason.

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Once again, my saintly
nature has compelled me,

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unthinking, to assume
the burdens of others.

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But a true justice
demands a true accounting.

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And truly this is all
Bubblegum's fa-aa-aa-ault!

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Oof!

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Good glob!
What no-o-o-o-o-w?

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Looking good, Peps.

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Man, this feels
kind of good, right?

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It's like we're building a
whole new kingdom from scratch,

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only without all
my beloved citizens this time.

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And their dull,
pleading chicken eyes.

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Maybe the King of Ooo

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could hold down the fort
for a little while.

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I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?

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Anyway, I'm gonna
get some fresh air.

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What the —

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Why's it so
purple outsi—

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll