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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Hee hee hee hee.

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Oh, man, these things
are gonna make me rich.

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It's like a big Yarmulke
for the tummy.

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Mm.

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I think I'll keep
this one for myself.

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Hoyt coiture!
Hmm.

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Nice.

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Ooh, little roomy.
When did that happen?

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I am wasting away.

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I should probably go polish off
that cheesecake in the fridge.

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Hmm.

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Oh.

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Now, what are
you guys up to?

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Ah, here's my man, Gunter.

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You're hanging with
a bad crowd, Goontz.

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All right, guys, just let me
rescue my cheesecake

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and my Goontz.

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Come on.

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Oh, there you are.

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A little Gunter,
a little cheesecake...

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and a little fork.

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You know what, Goonty?

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I am gonna take my time
with this delicious cake.

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Take it real slow.

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Mmm.

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Oh, getting full.

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All right, maybe just
another teeny corner.

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Mmm.

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What's wrong, Gunter?

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Does Gunter want
some cheesecake, too?

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No.

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Cheesecake is not for penguins,
silly Gunter.

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No, no.

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You win this round,
Mr. Cheesecake.

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I'll just clean up a few crumbs
and leave the rest for tomorrow.

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I've had enough
for one day.

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Gunter!

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Oh, my little pal.

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Gunter, I love...

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That's so true.

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I am
the prettiest one here.

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Come on, Number 5!

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Five on Number 5 to win!
I feel lucky!

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Come on, Number 5!

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What?

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I've got a lot of money riding
on you to win, you jerk!

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Come on, you slug!

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Ugly, dumb walrus!

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Aah!

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What did I do
to deserve this?

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Gunter!
Gunter, help!

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I'm your
guest of honor!

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Gunter, help!

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I'm a Princess, dummy!
Get your mouth off me!

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Gunter.

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Don't touch my stomach.

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Ahhhh.

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The signal!
The signal!

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We haven't had a
communication from Orgalorg

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in thousands of years!

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He must be mad at us!
Everybody kneel!

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Everybody kneel!

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Better do
as he says, kids.

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Mommy, who's Orgalorg?

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Oh, well, uh...

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um... to be honest,
we thought he was just a myth

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our stupid
grandparents told us

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so we wouldn't make out.

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Yes. And you should have listened.

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The elders.

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Yes, the elders.

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The elders!

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We told you Orgalorg
is real and horrifying.

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But nobody would listen.

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You all just wanted
to make out.

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Uh, well,
we're listening now.

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After you had kids and they
didn't want to listen to you,

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how did that
make you feel?

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- Terrible.
- Exactly.

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Anyway, so, make-outs.

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- Orgalorg.
- Oh. Orgalorg.

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Orgalorg is an ancient
cosmic entity

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who ruled the solar system with
his cruel and deadly whims.

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The breaker of worlds.

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He was seeking
ever more power.

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He desired to intercept
a catalyst comet

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and absorb its essence.

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Thereby did he offend
the King of Mars,

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who decreed that Orgalorg
should be cast down.

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And yes,
he was cast down

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by the flaming sword
of Grob Gob Glob Grod.

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Orgalorg was banished
to an inhospitable planet,

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where he would forget
everything.

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Yea, even forget his identity
and from whence he came.

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And the prophets say that
the gravity of the planet

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did crush
and compress Orgalorg

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into a more powerless
and cuddlesome form.

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Ooh!

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But now he's back,
and whose fault is that?

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Make-outs.

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Behold! It is he!

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Orgalorg reaches out
from the void!

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Huh?

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Gunter?

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Gunter!

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That's a bad boy,
Gunter.

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You wrecked
daddy's stuff again.

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Son, your stuffing's
peeking out.

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Okay, Gunter,
let's just...

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Boop. Beep.

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Bip. Bop.

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And a bandage.

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See?

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You're practically back
to normal, my little Goontz.

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Here, take a look
for yourself.

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Not bad, eh, Goonty?

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Not bad at all.

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll