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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Ugh.

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Reduced to marking my
camp with bear sweat.

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Those bears did not want
to give up that sweat,

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but it keeps the rodents from
nibbling my lumps while I sleep.

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Ouch! I feel
something crunchy!

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Like fried chicken!

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Oh, it is fried chicken!

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Oh, my glob —
forest creature!

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I'd better eat
it real fast!

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Get back here!

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Aah!

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What my life has become!

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Hello?

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Oh, my glob!

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Oh, wonderful!

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Welcome in, LSP.

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Uh, I want to go through —

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This place is
so clean and nice!

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You're so kind.

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Do you have a sink?

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Uh, there's one in
the kitchen, and —

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I'll use the one
in the kitchen!

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I need to tell
you all the s—

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Get me a towel!

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Help me down!

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O-okay, I-I really do need
to tell you how to care

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for Sweet P.

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Uh, there's a
proper procedure

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for Sweet P's
special tuck-in time.

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You have to be
real sweet to him.

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Pat him gently on the head,
kiss his cheeks...

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What?

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and give him treats.

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Sing to him real,
real soft and

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sweet and touch your forehead
to his and think the words,

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"You are more precious than
anything in this world,

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and I will always,
always love you."

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then he'll fall asleep
and have sweet dreams.

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Oh, my glob,
I'll do all that!

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Okay, bye!

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Have a wonderful time!

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Time to get down
to the chill-out!

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What a Princess
like me deserves.

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Aah!
Don't hurt me!

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I'm Sweet P.

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I didn't know
you were huge.

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I'm hungry.

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Okay, let's check
what's in the fridge.

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Do you like pizza?

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I like pizza.

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Get the pizza,
Sweet P!

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Now I can kick back.

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Refrigerators
are just great!

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I never stopped to think
how great they are.

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Now I'm cold, though.

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Oh, What?

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I'm still cold.

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Rich-person indoor fire
is just so great.

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I'm feeling all toasty!

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Must be time for toast!

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I'm waiting...

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waiting...

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All done!

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It's not black and crunchy
like when I throw bread

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into my campfire.

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This music's way
better than owls' hoots.

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I deserve this.

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No! You're an animal!

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You can't come inside!

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I'm ready to be
tucked in now.

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Hello?

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Will you be sweet to me?

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Sweetness must be out there
in the night to guide my

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sleepy boat right.

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Yo!

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Hey, Marcy!

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LSPita bread,
what's up?

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Just chillin' in my
awesome bubble bath!

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Did you break into
someone's house again?

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I have a new life
now and a career.

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I didn't know you
had any skills.

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Success isn't
about skills.

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It's about being cool.

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These people just randomly
approached me, like,

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"Hey, we will totally pay you
to hang out in our sick mansion

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and feed our baby
or whatever."

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Well, good for you, dude.

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I mean, I feel like a totally
new person now that I'm finally

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getting what I deserve.

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Oh, my Glob,
what is that?

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Aah!

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Mm.

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Take this,
you dandruff!

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Huh?

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You don't belong here in
the world of decent people.

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You belong in
the woods with...

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garbage animals!

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Noooooooo!

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Will you be
sweet to me?

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Will you kiss my cheeks?

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Will you give me treats?

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Blech!

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Will you be sweet to me?

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Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!

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Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!

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Agh!

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Look what you've done, LSP.

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Huh?

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You made it gross.

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Everything you
touch turns gross!

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Uh...

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just like you!

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Aah!

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You don't really think you
deserved any of this, do you?

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You're a rat, just a
giant rat that wandered

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into somebody's
nice house.

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I'm a good person!

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I take care of babies!

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Look!

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Baby Sweet P?

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Baby Sweet P!

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Oh, my glob,
I lost the baby!

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I lost the baby!

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I'm a bad person!

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Just accept that
you're garbage!

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Hi-yah!

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Baby Sweet P!

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Have you seen a big,
fat child around here?

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Have you seen
my enormous baby?

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If only I'd
cooked the pizza!

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I could've
eaten some, too!

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I'm so stupid!

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You got to help me!

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I lost some old
couple's baby

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'cause I didn't
do the sweet things!

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I just wanted a
bubble bath, and...

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how did I lose
something so

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bi-I-I-I-g?

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Ma'am, you're gonna
have to come with us.

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Baby Sweet P!

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Give me that donut!

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No!

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I'm not a bad person!

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Huh?

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Hey, big baby!

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I found you!

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Sweet P!

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I'm so sorry!

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I should've been
sweet to you!

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Here, okay, um...

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Pat very gently
on the head...

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Kiss on both cheeks...

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Mwah! Mwah!

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Treat.

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Mmm!

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Uh, and sing
something sweet.

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You are more
precious than anything in

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this world, and I will always,
always love you.

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Aww!

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We're ho-o-me!

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Shh!

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He's asleep.

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Why is Sweet P's blanket
on the wall —

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Shh!

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Mr. and Mrs. Pig Trunks,
I have some good news.

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Sweet P has grown so attached to
me that it would be cruel for me

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to leave him, obviously.

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So...

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Yes, I will accept
the position

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as your live-in nanny!

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Huh?

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Partake of the chicken.

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Chicken...

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This is good chicken!

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Maybe we can get,
uh, Neptr to sit.

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I don't know.

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Mama?

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I had that dream again —
the one where I'm a comet boy.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah, coming back to
Ooo over and over,

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and there was a fake comet,
a beard man in a spaceship.

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My, what an imagination...

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The comet...

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approacheth.

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll