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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Chips?

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Ice cream?

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Chips!

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Chips.

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Ch-I-ips!

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Ice cream!

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I don't get it.

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Ah, just keep watching.

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BMO said the
second act gets crazy.

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Chips chips chips.

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Chips chips...

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Chips!

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Ice cream!

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Chips...

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Ice cream...

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Bravo!

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What the
stuff was that?

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Now, who wants to
invite me over for dinner?

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Come on, kids!

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We're going
to Grandma's.

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Dinner?

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Please can we
invite him to dinner?

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No.

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But, Jake, I never
ask you for anything.

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When did I ever
ask you for anything?

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Yesterday.

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You said, "Jake, please take
me to see Chips and Ice Cream!

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It's a Broadway smash!"

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And I believed you.

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You don't
understand me, Jake.

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Please come
over for dinner!

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I love you!

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Yeah.

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Dinner sounds great!

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Yeah!
Wait.

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The place where
you eat dinner,

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does the moon shine
through the window at night?

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Sure.

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All right!

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Let's do it!

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Oh, ooh!

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And when Chips trips over
the turtle, it was so funny!

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But also sad.

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It made me think about the
fragility of my own life.

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Just a little more...

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Y'all ready for
some sushi burgers?

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I don't eat burgers.

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Got any Chips
and Ice Cream?

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Uh... sure.

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I just sculpted
these buns, though.

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Give the man
what he wants!

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Soooo...

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is your name Chips
and Ice Cream?

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My name is Morty Rogers.

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I see.

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Okay! Food's done.

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Let's all dig in.

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Yes, eat it.

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Eat that Chips
and Ice Cream.

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Oh! Yes, sir!

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It's time.

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Chips chips chips?

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Ice cream ice cream.

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No... flipping... way!

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By the light of
the waxing moon,

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which was just unveiled
by the parting clouds,

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I command these two
Imps that have taken

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possession of my ears to
transfer onto the head of

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the being who is directly across
from me and is currently eating

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Chips and Ice Cream!

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Chips chips?

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Ice cream...

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Huh.

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It worked!

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I'm a free bear!

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Well, now I'm a guy
with these things on my head.

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I guess I'm just gonna
roll with the punches.

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Uh...

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Don't worry, man.

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I'm gonna pretend
they're not even there.

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Chips!

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Ice cream!

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This is the greatest
day of my liiiife!

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Chips chips chips...

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Chips chips...

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Maybe if I put
a towel over my head,

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they'll go to sleep.

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Huh.

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What's on your head?

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I don't even notice it.

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Heh.

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Yeah, okay.

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Chips chips.

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Ice cream.

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Chips...

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Chips...

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Huh?

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Chips...

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Chips!

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Chips chips chips.

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Chips.

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Chips chips!

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Ice cream?

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Chips chips!

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Chips chips chips
chips chips!

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Ice cream?

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Ice cream
Ice cream ice cream!

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All right,
that's enough.

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They're going outside.

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Noooooooo!

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Chips.

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Ice cream.

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Poor Chips and Ice Cream.

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Chips chips chips chips...

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Chips chips chips chips...

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Chips chips.

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Why are you up so early?

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I got to get to the
Farmer's Market before all

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the choice stuff is gone.

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Oh.

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Why is BMO on your head?

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He is?

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Chips chips.

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Ice cream.

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I'm onto
something important.

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Quit clownin' around.

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Okay.
I was done anyhows.

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Chips chips...

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So, you want me
to pick up any snacks?

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Yeah, maybe
some ketchup chips?

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Chips.

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And... some kale...

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chips.

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Chips!

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And some corn... chips.

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Chips!

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Okay.

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Later, dude.

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Later.

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Chips!

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Ice cream!

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Hmm.

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Nice choice!

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Those are two of my fave.

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Chips!

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Yeah, we have chips.

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Ice cream?

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Sorry. I don't
have any ice cream,

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but I know who does.

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Hey. John!

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Yo!

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I gots a
customer for yous!

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I'll bag
these for you.

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Enjoy and
stay awesome.

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Yo!
I got ice creams!

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Ice cream?

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I recommend the
hamburger flavor.

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Also, the pizza
flavor is tremendous!

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Do you have taco?

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One second!

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One taco flavored.

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You have the best!

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You have the best,
out-of-this-world day.

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What's your
spectacular choice?

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No. No!

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Stay away!

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You can't make
me take them back!

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Oh, hey,
Morty Rogers.

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Ice cream!

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Aaaaaaah!

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Tremendous!

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No more Chips.

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No more Ice Cream.

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Beans.

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That's what
regular-sized-ear folks eat.

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Regular old Morty Rogers.

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Aaaaaaah!

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Oh!

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I hope the record is not
scratched or chipped.

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Chip?

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Ice cream.

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Chips.

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Chips chips chips.

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Ice creeeeam.

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Chips chips! Chip chip.

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Ice cream! Ice cream!

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Hush! Hush!

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Hush!

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Noiseless, Chips!

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Inaudible, Ice cream!

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Nyaah!

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Chips chips chips chips.

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Chips chips chips...

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Ice cream ice cream.

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Ice cream ice cream...

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Chips chips chips...

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Aah! Quiet!

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I thought I could just
ignore them, but I can't!

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Chips and
Ice Cream have to go!

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Listen. Even if I could
find Morty Rogers again,

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I don't know how to get these
things to go back to him

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or even if
they want to.

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Chips chips!

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Ice cream!

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I finished with
my computations!

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As I thought, it's a real
language they are speaking —

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Based on intonations!

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Chips?

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Chips chips chips!

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Ice cream?

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Chips chips chips!

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Ice cream ice cream!

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I know what we have to do.

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How many years did I search
for a rube to take my burden?

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What's wrong with me?

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You two brought me
nothing but pain...

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and I can't stop
thinking of you.

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But I don't
want you back!

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I don't want you!

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Chips chips chips...

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What's that?

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I... must...

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I... must!

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Chips, chips, chips, chips...

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He's here!

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No! Those are my
Chips and Ice Cream!

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By the light of
the waxing moon,

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which was just unveiled
by the parting clouds,

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transfer those two imps
that have taken possession

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of Jake's ears to the
head of the being who is

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watching from the window!

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Chips and Ice Cream!

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BMO, it's happening!

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No!

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My Chips!
and Ice Cream!

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Free!

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Noooo!

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Whoa.

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What's going on?

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Chips and Ice Cream
wanted to be free.

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But they could only be
released if I interrupted

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the transference ritual.
- Free?

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I'm sorry for keeping
you dudes as my prisoners

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for so many years.

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But what am I gonna
do without you?

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Chips.

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Ice cream.

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What?

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Chips!

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Ice cream!

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Chips.

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Ice cream.

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll