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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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Annyong!

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Whoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!

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Hey, bear dude,
sorry to drop in like that.

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Oh, hey... brother.

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Whoa. Jermaine?

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We must be dreaming
at the same time again.

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Yeah.

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I was just hanging with
a couple of ladies outside...

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or a couple of
the same lady...

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then bam!

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Skyboxed!

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Ugh.

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Jake, I'm here to work.

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I got to keep everything
where it should be.

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So, uh... how are you
and Finn doing?

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Whoop! Ah!

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Uh...

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Epsilon, Eucradies,
Dernesto...

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Jermaine?

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You okay, man?

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No, no, I'm —
I'm fine.

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Everything's fine.

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Oh.

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Epsilon, Eucradies...
Dernesto...

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Hey, listen, um, maybe we should
get together in the awake world?

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You know,
meet in Meatspace?

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Uh, yeah.
Sounds great.

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See you later.

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In the dream, Jermaine
was wearing a bear suit.

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I wonder what
that symbolizes.

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Maybe it means Jermaine
needs us to visit.

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It has been a while.

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Workout time!

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You want the
can or the cup?

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I like the can.

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Hmm. I'd hate it if my kids
didn't ever see each other...

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Or if Viola shoved Jake Jr.
down a dream hole.

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I don't know.

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Jermaine's always been
kind of a dream hole.

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Whoa.

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We're all
getting older.

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We should go see him now,
or we might regret it.

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Eh. It's not a great
time just this minute.

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Trying to figure
this deal out.

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Whoa!

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Okay. Let's go
see Jermaine.

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There's a lot more
demons here than I remember.

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Huh. Yeah.

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The only constant
is change, bro.

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I want my yoyo!

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Yo yo!

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That's rude, dude!

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Give back my cup!

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Huh?

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Bring me my cup,
or I'll skull cup you!

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Yipe!

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Jake!

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Whoa!

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Oh, you guys
really came.

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Quick! Get behind
the salt barrier!

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They can't
cross the circle.

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It's made from dad's
old shaman-blessed,

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sage-infused salt.

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Return my cup!

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Return my cup!
Stop poking me!

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Knock it off, guys.

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Just get in the house.

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You guys can chill here till morning
when the demons thin out a little.

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Whoo!

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Oh, Finn —

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Oh, no!

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Instant regret!

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Whoo! My house!
My house!

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Instant regret!

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Whoo!

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Remember, Jermaine?

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We did this when we wanted
to make room for dessert!

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I don't care
about that memory.

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What?

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Whoa — ohh!

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Dang! My back!

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Come on!

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This ain't the
tree house, man!

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I got systems!

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Hey, Jermaine,
this thing is rad—

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Whoa!

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Okay! No more sleepover!

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Oh, no! Don't —
don't kick us out!

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Go do your Gaucho Marks
slapstick with them

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goofballs in the woods.

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I got a responsibility to
all this booty in here —

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staves, medallions, cups,
goblets, dormant jinn,

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grimoires, hard drives...

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all this random
valuable booty, okay?

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Oh, shoot.

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I got to run this beast.

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"Open, ya Sissy!"

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Yeah, flip the tape,
I know.

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"Good times."
Right.

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Hey!
I'm Booboo Sousa!

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You want
to be friends?

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We been friends,
Booboo.

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You're slippin',
Jerm.

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No, I'm not.

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You're gonna miss
that alarm one day,

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and I'm gonna eat you from
the bottom up so you can

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watch me while I eat you.

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Then, in my triumph,
I will retrieve the poster

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your Dad stole from me!

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Bryce, I put the
poster right there.

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You're still
mad about that?

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How dare you use
tacks on my poster!

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You're gonna
get it, man!

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You know, Bryce, I would've let
you and your poster go years

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ago if you'd stop it with all
that "From the bottom up" talk.

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You would?

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Yeah, man.

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I don't want to flip
that tape all day!

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That's you
and Joshua beef

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'cause you wouldn't stop
breaking in for that poster.

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Well, come on, man.

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Let's be bros.

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No way, you psycho.

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I ain't never gonna trust you
after all that stuff you said.

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I'm gonna taste that dog
carne asada, you hear?

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You're never gonna taste
my carne asada, Bryce.

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Dude, you can't
live like this!

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Yeah, you got a
plan "B" for Bryce or what?

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I don't need a plan

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I'm responsible.

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You guys want fried
rice or something?

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I can make fried rice.

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No, Jermaine.

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We'll make
you fried rice.

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Okay. Just don't
break any more junk.

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That's our parents' valuable
artifacts, you knuckleheads.

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I'm gonna white-knuckle
you, Jermaine!

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You'll see!

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Whoo-hoo!

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I never even made
fried rice before!

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Get the plates.

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Whoosh!

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D-u-u-ump!
Pre-sen-tation.

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Good plating.

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Sorry I only
have one chair.

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To brothers!

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To brothers!

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It doesn't have
to be weird, you guys!

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What's that sound?

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It sounds like howling.

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Let's eat!

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Dang, dude, this
fried rice destroys!

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How'd you get
all this flavor?

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Sesame oil and salt.

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Salt is one of the
five taste sensations.

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Sweet, sour,
bitter, umami, and salty.

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I guess I'm just
used to bitter.

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That's weird.

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I haven't had salt
in like five years.

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Hold on.

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Epsilon, eucradies,
dernesto, quillduct...

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Uh, where'd you get
the salt from, Jake?

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I snooched a
little from outside. Why?

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Aaiee!

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Get my cup, Ariel!

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Please, dude!

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You get it!

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I need my DAT tapes!

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I can't fit through
that hole, Ariel!

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Aaaaah!

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I'll shock him, and
you guys ace his brains!

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Got it!

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That sword's too
unwieldy, man.

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But it'll look decent
when I triple combo this bozo

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with this thing, right?

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Like how?

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Like this, bro...

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Aah! Oof!

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Boo, stupid!

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Aaaaaaah!

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Where's my DAT tapes?

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Epsilon, eucradies,
epilindus...

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Oof!

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Why is this thing so dense?

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I got your tapes over here!

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Give me my ta— oof!
Aah!

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I got him!

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Hup!

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Sha-boom!

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Whoa! Watch it!

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Cut his arms, Finn!

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Okay! Hyah!

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Whoa!

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Wha—

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Aaaaaah!

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My cup, Jermaine!

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Oof!

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You're a pain, Jermaine!

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Jermaine the pain!

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Awesome, dude! We won!

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I didn't win!

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When do I win?

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Special guys one and
two win every day!

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Crackin' jokes,
readin' foodie

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mags in your
treetown funhouse!

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Must be nice to be so special
you can go off and find your

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own fancy ways!

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Meanwhile, I got to stay here
and watch dad's trashy booty

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'cause I never stretched into
the sky and farted on the wings

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of a falcon, I guess!

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Dude, I never farted
on the wing of a falcon.

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Aah!

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Bros!

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Chill, Jermaine —
oof!

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Think I don't want a
cushy tree-house life?

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I don't even get salt!

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S-a-a-a-alt!

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Bark! Bark!

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Bark!

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Huh?

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Yeowch!

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Unh!

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I'm sick of bein'
daddy's watchdog!

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This must've been
building up for a while.

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Whoa.

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Wha!

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Hand fire.

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Ahh!

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You got to be
dad's favorite!

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I got stuck
with his mess!

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Come on.

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Dad didn't
have a favorite.

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He just liked
my fart jokes.

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I'm the fart joke!

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Shazbaz!

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Uh, no.

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Shazbaz!

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Ow.

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Dad loved us both.

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You could've
left anytime.

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I know!

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If you
punch me again,

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I'm gonna fart.

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Heh...

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Oh, man.

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I've really
built my own cage.

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Guys, guys, guys!

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This whole place
is burning down!

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So if you're done
being angry bonkers,

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let's work together!

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Jermaine?

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You gonna leave
me hanging, bro?

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Let it burn.

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Huh?

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But all
of dad's stuff!

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No.

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I think it's all right.

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The salt
line got broken.

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Where'd all the D's go?

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Maybe with
their stuff gone,

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they had no
reason to stay.

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Oh, no! The tape!

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Open!

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I got my poster!

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Booboo Sousa...

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I ate his
stupid face off.

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It was sick.

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Ugh.

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Do you even know what you sound
like when you talk like that?

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I sound cool.

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If that's what you think.

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That's what I know.

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Dang. Has it always been
so bright out here?

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Makes me wanna
explode the sun

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and banish the earth
into darkness.

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See? You're doing it again!

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll