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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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And when that salsa cloud
had you by the tail...

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Ha ha, yeah.

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And I swung him around
into that golden cactus?

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Man,
that was algebraic.

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Yeah, man,
that adventure was tight.

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Yeah.

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I can't wait to
get back home, though.

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Yeah, me too!

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I need some sleep.

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I'm gonna play some
"Battle Wars" with Neptr on BMO

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for an hour, then work on that
flier for PB's laser recital and

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catch up On my correspondence
with my pen pal Danny Gladiolas

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from over in Maryville.

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Great minds.

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And then next what
I'm gonna do is I'm —

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Whoop!

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Finn?

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Finn! Ohh!

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Oh...

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What the...?

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Man, where's this
supposed to be?

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Uh, excuse me? Sir?

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Hmm?

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Oh! You're awake!

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Oh, that's wonderful!

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Oh, thanks.

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Hey, where am I, anyway?

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Why, this is the famed
Kingdom of Huge, of course.

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You fell through that crack
in my ceiling and landed in

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a normal-sized pie.

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Mm-hmm.

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Well, my friend up top is probs
pretty worried about me,

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so I'd best get going.

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Can you give me a boost back
up to that crack or whatever?

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Oh-ho-ho!

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No, no, no.

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Don't be silly, child.

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Your friend must be on his
way to find you right now.

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You should wait for him here,
or you could miss each other.

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Hmm.

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I guess that
does make sense.

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Of course!

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Besides, you're
just in time

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to witness the chiming
of my wondrous clock!

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It's set to do its chiming
in merely an hour's time!

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"Krimber"?

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Come! Food Boyz!

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Shower our guest with
the kindnesses of Huge!

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We will await the clock's
chiming in style and comfort.

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Dig in, child.

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There's always
more to come!

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Mmm.

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Oh! Apple scruffs!

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Just wait till
you see my clock!

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Oh, good.

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You're awake.

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Good, good,
good, good, good.

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How you feeling?

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My — my
cabbage aches a little.

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What happened?

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Well, here I was, playing
some freecell, and then, wow,

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you fell down the hole.

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You bounced off parachute #2
and landed on three old walnuts.

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Parachute? Hole?

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Walnuts?

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Fell down? Wait!

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You mean we're
falling right now?

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Thanks for your help,
buddy, but I got to go!

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Whoa. Hold up!

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What's your hurry?

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My friend's
still up top.

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He could be looking for me, or
he could be in trouble and every

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second I'm down here,
I'm falling further away.

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I got to get back!

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Uh, I think that's
a pretty bad idea.

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You were unconscious while
you were falling, remember?

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So you might have been falling
for weeks or even months.

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Trust me —
it's possible.

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This is a
very deep hole.

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If you try to climb out,
you could run out of food.

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But I've got
to do something.

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I feel like you should
probably not starve to death

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so that when your friend comes
looking, you're still alive.

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Hmm...

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You know,
I think you're right.

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Finn is a pretty heroic kid,
I got to admit.

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He'll probably be
here in half a gif.

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Oh, good, good.

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Well, till then,
please make yourself at home.

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Here, have a walnut.

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Thanks, man.

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I'm Jake,
by the way.

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Hi, Jake.
I'm 7718.

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Strange name, I know,
but I'm pretty sure.

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See, I carved it in the floor
when I first got down here so

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I wouldn't forget.

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But you can call
me Seven for short.

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Oh!

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Oh! So marvelous!

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Oh!

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Ooh-hoo-hoo!

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Ah-ha-ha!

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Oh. Oh, my.

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Oh, my.

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Well, that was
actually pretty cool,

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but I should
probably get going.

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Wh-a-a-a-at?

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But how can you leave now?

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The clock is set to chime
again in merely an hour's time!

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I feel like Jake
should've been here by now.

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I mean, what if he's
lost or — or hurt?

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But this is not the
Huge Kingdom way.

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Sorry, man.

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I got my mind made up.

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Thanks for the
food, though.

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Food Boyz,
seize the child!

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Ah!

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I'm sorry, son,
but this is for your own good.

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If you just stay put, all you
need will come to you in time,

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like it has unto me.

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But you must sit,
you must wait.

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Yes. Yes, tie him up with normal
spaghetti and bring him food,

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yes!

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Soon you will
see, my boy,

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all good things come
to those who wait.

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It started out as a day like any other.

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I was a door-to-
door sales bear,

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specializing in candles and
playing cards,

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making my way to the
Candy Kingdom like I'd done

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200 times before.

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I guess my horse got stung
by a bee or something,

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'cause all of a sudden,

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he just skronked
the math out.

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We went off-road, and I got
thrown back into my wagon.

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When the shakin' stopped,
I crawled out,

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only to find I was wedged deep
in a hole and sinking fast.

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I had just enough time to
rig up a parachute,

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and I've been
falling ever since.

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Sometimes
walnuts would fall

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into the hole
and sometimes rain.

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And I guess that was enough.

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Mm. So how did
you pass the time?

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Well, for a long time,
I just waited to be rescued.

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599 Mississippi...

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3,600 Mississippi...

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But that was crazy-boring.

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So then I got
really into freecell

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and things got
a lot better.

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Freecell?

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Yeah,
it's like solitaire,

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but there's very few
unsolvable shuffles.

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Mm.

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It's a great game.

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Great game.
I really love it.

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But it's nice, you know, to have someone
I can play freecell alongside of.

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Yeah, man.

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You know, also, I know some
other card games we could play.

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You know, together.

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I forgot there
were games like that.

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And then there was another time —

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this was several
years back —

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The clock chimed
early and I thought,

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"Oh, boy.
Here we go."

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But it turned out,

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one of the Food Boyz had
simply gotten wedged under...

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Finn!

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Huh?

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Are you listening?

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Of course.

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Food Boy in the clock.

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Huh. Yes...

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Anyway,
as I was saying,

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one of the Food Boyz had gotten
himself wedged in the clock's...

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All right, buddy,

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let's run
through this again,

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'cause we're only
gonna get one shot.

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When the clock strikes 12:00,
I beckon kindly to yonder

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Food Boyz.

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Hey, you guys like clean jokes?

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Then chuck some delicious
food in their mouths.

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Having never before
known generosity,

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they'll immediately make me
their leader and undo my spaghetti.

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Ha ha!

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Then, with a perfectly
timed serving tray,

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I'll deflect the hunter
bot's brass arrow.

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Swift but delicate,

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the arrow will gain heft via
the chandelier bat's filched

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asparagus.

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Meanwhile, the serving tray from
before has entered phase two,

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sending Ken Mangosteen careening
into the clean silverware...

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but also, the asparagus arrow
has caused a domino thing of

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food to happen, culminating
in a huge lemon falling!

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It's not a perfect plan,
but with a little luck,

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I think it's got
a good chance.

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Hey, you guys
like clean jokes?

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Ha ha!

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What the —

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Food Boyz,
seize the child!

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Unh!

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Finn?

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Finn!

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There's nowhere
to run, Finn.

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You know you'll
never escape.

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I'm not trying to
escape anymore.

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I'm gonna murder your
stupid clock, you psycho!

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No!

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Yep!

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Yaaah!

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Grrr!

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N-o-o-o-o-o!

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Jake!

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Oh! Hey, Finn!

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Who's your new friend?

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He's not my friend!
He's bad!

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He kidnapped
the heck out of me!

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Why you...

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What are you
gonna do about it?

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Maybe I'll go ahead
and kidnap you t—

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Ohh!

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Whoo!

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Ahh...

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Hey, Seven...

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Now that you're
out of that hole,

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what's the first
thing you want to do?

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Hmm...

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Oh!

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I want a giant
flippin' hot dog.

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Mmm!

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Ugh...

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Don't you know those things
are made out of, like,

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the grossest junk?

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Man,
I don't give a toot!

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll