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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Aw.
Don't worry about him.

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It's good to be passionate
about your hobbies.

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Yo, TV!

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Get me a chocolate bar!

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Okay.

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Attaboy!

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Ah!

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Hello, young man!

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Oh!

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Psych.

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Delicious chocolate bridge...

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Ugh!

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Yeech! Huh?

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"This diary belongs to B.P.

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Private property.

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If you're still reading this,
you're a bad person."

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Uh...

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statue of limitations.

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Dear diary.

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Wow.

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I sound like a real cornball.

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Oh, well.

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Dear diary!

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Morn is going to love you.

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She's always
ragging about me

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spending too much time
with my nose in books.

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I wonder what I'm
going to write in you.

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What kind of
person will I be

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when I get to
your last page?

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Will I have
my braces off?

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Will I have written a song
that doesn't totally suck?

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Will I have
met a cool guy?

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I can barely
look at dudes

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without breaking
out into hives.

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Just another day
in teenage purgatory.

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The School Caf.

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Sloppy Joes again.

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Boys I did not talk to today —
Brownieguy...

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Are they trying to kill us?

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Stayed in and
tried to cut my bangs.

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“Ruffles, Bryan,
Pennycandy guy...

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Morn says it looks like I got in
a fight with a snapping turtle.

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Taffi and Mochi are the
coolest girls at school.

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When I think about them,
my skin feels sparkly.

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They don't
even know I exist.

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Why would they?

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I'm a nobody.

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Less than nobody.

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I'm a pimple on the butt of a —

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Geez, B.P.

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Prone to dramatics much?

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The Fire Kingdom
has officially frozen over.

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Justin Rockcandy asked
me to the semi-formal!

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Oh, my glob.

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Justin.

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Justin is taking me
to the Fructose Fair.

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Justin wants to go
on the roller coaster.

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Kissing is fun and easy.

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If I don't think about the
bacteria in spit teeming, multiplying.

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Diary,
can you keep a secret?

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Justin! Justin!

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Hive of bees in my head,
get out!

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Mother, I'm not going
to tell you again!

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Lies, lies, lies!

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Diary, it's my birthday
tomorrow,

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but I don't feel
like celebrating.

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I feel like screaming.

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Justin wants to meet
at Lovetree Point.

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Says he wants to
give me a present.

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I should tell him...

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I need to tell him...

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I will tell him!

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Tell him what?

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Aaaaaah!

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Not hungs.

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Heading out for a bit.

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There you go!

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Just needed a lil' push
from the old man.

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I gotta get into
the mind of this kid.

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Role-play.

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Rip! Rip!

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Sploosh!

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My secret is safe at the
bottom of this disgusting moat.

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Oh, oh, B.P.!

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What have you done?

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I'm sick of the lies!

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Sick, sick, sick!

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Babe! Um...

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I said I'm sorry?

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You don't know me!

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Nobody knows me!

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Leave me alone!

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I hate Sloppy Joes!

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Aaaaaah!

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Yuck.

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What?

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Taffi?

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Mochi!

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Hey, Moch'.

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Is that the new
"Nosy Nellies" bootleg 7-inch?

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Taffi, Mochi, down here!

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I ordered it from this
dude in Lumpy Space.

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Is it insane?

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- It's almost too insane.
- Wicked.

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Hiya. B.P.!
What's up?

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Justin?

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Guilty as charged.

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You psyched for your birthday,
birthday girl?

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Don't forget
about our little

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"Rendez-vous"
at Lovetree Point, huh?

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I can't wait for
you to see your prezzie.

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You're gonna
be there, right?

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Please say yes.

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Please! Please! Please!

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- Please! Please!
- Aaaaaah!

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Barn! Barn! Barn!

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Lady, you're
really off your game!

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I never win at canasta!

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You said you wanted the kid
to spend more time outside.

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Barn —
he's outside.

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He's loving it!

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If it'll make you
feel better, then yes.

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But I'm sure he's fine.

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Uh-oh.

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Uh, son?

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- Morn?
- Uh, close enough.

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Get out of my room!

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TV, what is that?

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Private property.

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Gimme the book.

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Nooooo!

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A diary, huh?
Juicy.

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And now you've become
dangerously obsessed with it

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and have confused your reality
with that of the diary keeper.

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You always were a little too
susceptible to fantasy.

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Ooh' ripped Pages!
Mystery!

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And look how the handwriting
changes right before the rip.

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The e's are all crabbed.

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That's weird, right?

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Super weird, son.

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She was obviously
emotionally distraught.

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Maybe she was so stressed,
she broke out in hives,

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and they covered
her whole body.

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So they rushed
her to the hospital.

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She was thinking
"Oh, man, I'm so young,"

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and how life is so unfair,
and that this was the end.

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But it wasn't the end.

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She had pulled through...

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except her hand had been
replaced with a crab hand!

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Which negatively
affected her handwriting.

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Yeah!

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And, and, while I recovered,
I refused all visitors.

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Wait. You refused?

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Especially Justin.

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How could he love a girl
with a crab hand?

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I mean...

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that is definitely not normal.

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Justin sent me flowers
every day for a week.

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Then every other day.

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Then they stopped
coming all together.

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On my birthday,

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I decided I was going to
keep my promise to meet Justin,

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crab hand or no crab hand.

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But when I got
to Lovetree Point,

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Justin was already there...

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making outwith my BFFs
Taffi and Mochi!

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He did not!

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Well,
that's one theory, anyway.

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Am I unlovable?

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Hey, did you say
Lovetree Point?

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That's where the kids used to
go smoochin' back in the day.

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This diary must
be pretty old.

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We should go
check it out.

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Ugh.
This place is a dump.

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Why do they call
this Lovetree Point?

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'Cause of that
tree over there.

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Yeah, it's
pretty heavy-handed.

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On page 42, it says
Justin hid a present

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somewhere around here.

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Maybe it's in the tree.

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Hey, good thinking.

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Bingo!

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It's so beautiful.

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Yeah.

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B.P. would have loved this.

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Justin must have been too
devastated to reclaim it.

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Maybe he thinks she'll
come back for it one day.

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We've got to
find her, Dad!

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She never knew how much
she meant to him.

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To all of us!

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Y'know, son, I bet I know
where this music box is from.

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Maybe they can
give us a clue.

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Oh, yes, yes,
this is one of mine,

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from my
"Dancing Cat" period.

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Do you remember
who bought it?

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Oh, goodness,
it feels like a lifetime ago.

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I must have made hundreds
of boxes since then,

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each marrying sound and
motion to tell a unique story,

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the Dance of the
Cosmos in miniature.

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Okay.

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Well, we gotta go.

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A young man bought this!

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Justin!

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Was he handsome?

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Oh, very.

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Who was it meant for?

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A girl. Betsy.

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She ran away.

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Went wild, cut herself
off from the world,

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hid away in a cave,
never to be seen again.

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Whoa!

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But, Dad, there are probably
hundreds of caves in —

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It's the one at the fork in
the road to Butterscotch Lake!

215
00:09:01,903 --> 00:09:05,032
The box said she does weird
stuff to bodies up there.

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00:09:06,157 --> 00:09:07,283
That's it!

217
00:09:08,952 --> 00:09:10,795
Why do you think
Betsy ran away, Dad?

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Hard to say.

219
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Some people can't
face their troubles.

220
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But, TV, hiding
away won't solve anything.

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Look!

222
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Teachable moment.

223
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Betsy?

224
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Betsy?

225
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Aaaaah!

226
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Betsy.

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Oh, my glob.

228
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We're too late!

229
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She was too good
for this cruel world.

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It's a model.

231
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Huh?

232
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It's plastic.

233
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"Heeyyy."

234
00:09:45,655 --> 00:09:46,907
Hey, look at this!

235
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A letter.

236
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Maybe we
shouldn't read this.

237
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Yes, we should.

238
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Dear Justin,
I'm not sure you'll ever read this letter.

239
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Maybe I'm writing this
more for myself anyway.

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You know when
you're little

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and the future feels
really far away?

242
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You don't know
what it looks like.

243
00:10:03,882 --> 00:10:06,635
You just hope you'll have
stuff figured out by then.

244
00:10:06,718 --> 00:10:09,392
You'll know exactly
how to act and feel.

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00:10:09,471 --> 00:10:11,644
You'll have conquered
all your fears.

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00:10:11,723 --> 00:10:14,351
And you'll never feel dumb
or uncomfortable.

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You don't think about how
you'll actually get there.

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The middle parts,
between now and then...

249
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the middle parts suck!

250
00:10:21,107 --> 00:10:23,610
Which is why I split,
I guess...

251
00:10:23,693 --> 00:10:26,162
Okay, so riding out your
teen years in a cave is

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pretty dramatic.

253
00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:30,204
But do you know how much
reading you get done in a cave?

254
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I even figured out
a cure for my crab hand!

255
00:10:32,786 --> 00:10:35,414
Oh, Justin,
I hope you're not too upset,

256
00:10:35,497 --> 00:10:37,215
and I hope you didn't
spend too much money

257
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on that birthday present.

258
00:10:38,917 --> 00:10:41,170
It wouldn't have worked
out between us anyway.

259
00:10:41,252 --> 00:10:42,674
You're kind of clingy.

260
00:10:42,754 --> 00:10:45,223
Sincerely,
Nurse Betsy Poundcake.

261
00:10:45,298 --> 00:10:46,595
Nurse Poundcake!

262
00:10:46,675 --> 00:10:48,598
I've got the injection,
Doctor.

263
00:10:48,677 --> 00:10:50,645
I'm not gonna
make it, man! Gah!

264
00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,313
You will live.

265
00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:54,812
Way to take control of the
situation, nurse.

266
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Save it for the Post-Op, Doc.

267
00:10:56,893 --> 00:10:57,735
Wow.

268
00:10:57,811 --> 00:10:59,563
B.P. is Nurse Poundcake.

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00:10:59,646 --> 00:11:00,772
She turned out fine.

270
00:11:00,855 --> 00:11:02,778
But what about
the ripped pages?

271
00:11:02,857 --> 00:11:04,609
Oh, I saw them
in the cabin.

272
00:11:04,693 --> 00:11:07,037
It was just a lot of
mean stuff about Justin.

273
00:11:07,112 --> 00:11:09,831
Hey, that guy must
be pretty sad, huh?

274
00:11:09,906 --> 00:11:11,203
Hey, you wanna
go find him?

275
00:11:11,741 --> 00:11:12,583
No.

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00:11:40,603 --> 00:11:42,230
This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll