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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Woo! Woo! Woo!

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Sick! Sick!

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So si-I-I-ck!

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Dying!

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Check it out.

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I got snacks
for while we wait.

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For Marcy —
red lick-rish.

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Thanks.

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And for BMO...

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Fresh Boyz!

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So, Finn...

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What are we
waiting here for?

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What? Dude, it's
Super Porp Day.

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Yeah.

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Don't you know
about Super Porp Day?

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Wait.
"Super Porp"...

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like in the old commercials?

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Uh, let's see, like...

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Yeah, yeah,
that's the one.

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Today's the day when
Squeez-E-Mart always gets

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their monthly shipment.

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What?

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That's really weird, guys.

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Why would s—

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Stop talking!
Here it comes!

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Enjoy Super Porp!

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I love you, Cheryl.

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Man, this biz
takes me back.

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I used to drink this stuff
all the time when I was a kid.

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What?

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That's not right.

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How could the exact same soda
still be in production hundreds

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of years after the
Great Mushroom Wars?

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Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh!

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Okay, listen.

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So, okay, we could
go track down

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the mysterious
source of Super Porp.

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Do up a f'real quest,
end up fightin' some big

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soda-computer-god-baby
or whatever...

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We totally could.

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But...
Super Porp is good.

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So why question this
good thing, man?

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Why?

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Hmm...

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Yeah, okay.

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Let's just go home.

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Yay! Super Porp!

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Yay! BMO!

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Enjoy Super Porp!

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We will, Cheryl!

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No, Cheryl.

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Susan will not enjoy!

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Chill out, Susan Strong.

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Yeah.
Super Porp taste good!

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Super Pom is good!

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No.

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It fake juice.

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Tough-guy hyoomans do
not drink fake juice.

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Hmph.
Go away, robots!

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Baby?

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Baby!

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Eh?

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Baby!

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Baby!

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Huh?

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Oh. dang!

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Hyah!

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Baby.

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Porp fountain.

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Hmm?

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Hmm?

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Cheryl.

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Where's baby?

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Cheryl better talk!

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Hello, and welcome to the
original Super Porp factory!

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Are you ready
to get Por-orped?

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I-I-I think we all need
to get Po-o-o-o-o-rped.

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Baby!

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Susan killed Cheryl!

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No!

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This is fake
style bubblehead.

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Cheryl trying
to trick us!

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Baby!

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That hole too
small for Susan.

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If Sally say so...

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Hup! Hyah!

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You two,
follow baby cries.

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Susan will
find other way.

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Hmm?

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Hmm...

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Eh?

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Uh...

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Hey!

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Ugh!

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No one is allowed to
taste pure Porp syrup!

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You know this, Carla.

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But it looks sooo good.

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Well,
of course it does!

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I mean, I'd smash everyone's
face in this room for a single

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drop of pure Porp.

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But that's not the
Super Porp way.

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Aw, cheer up, girl.

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Maybe we'll
get bonus reg-Porp

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after that new
baby gets processed.

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Baby!

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Hey!
Where's your hairnet?

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Ow!

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W-w-where's your hairnet?

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Where's your hairnet?

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Where's your —

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Okay, verbal
warning this time.

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Protect the pure Porp!

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Uh-oh.
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

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Oof!

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Uh-oh.

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- Uh-oh.
- Rah!

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Uh-oh.

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Now you tell Susan where
you take baby or I'm —

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Hey,
are you new here?

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Are you new here?

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Attention.

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All employees report to
the break room for the daily

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Porp break...

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Sponsored by Super Porp!

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Baby.

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Break time,
break time.

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Get down on that fizzy...

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break time, break time.

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Get down on that fizzy...

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Susan is camouflaged.

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Why is Susan in this line?

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Susan didn't
think this through.

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Wait.

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That poorly disguised intruder
is covered in pure Porp!

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Pure Porp!

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Pure Porp! Pure Porp!

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Lick the syrup
from her eye holes!

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Susan needs no fizz!

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Susan have hero heart!

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Break time —
Sponsored by Super Porp —

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is over.

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Get back to work.

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The Porp must flow!

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The Porp must flow!

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The Porp must flow.

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Must flow!

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Ugh. It's sticky.

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Hmm.

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You a good doggy?

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- You know where baby is?
- Rrr?

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Doggy help Susan?

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Rrgh?

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No!

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Hurgh!

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Tsk, tsk, tsk.

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Baby!

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Hold on, baby!

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Yaa!

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Huh?

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Aaah!

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Huh?

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Hi-ya!

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Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.

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Hey. How's it goin'?

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Cheryl?

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Susan hates Cheryl!

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So...

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you're the dinguses
who trashed my facility.

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Yes, Susan is the dingus!

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Now gimme the baby!

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Oh, I see.

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You don't understand
what's going on.

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This is a
super spesh baby.

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A destiny baby.

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Selected by my loyal delivery
drones to take my place as

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high mascot Cheryl.

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For you see —

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Uhhh!

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Don't drink that.

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Good job, Bozo.

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Without a new Cheryl,

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brand awareness will go
straight down the toilet.

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Our in-your-face flavor
will be lost forever.

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Who are you to condemn
our weird ancient ways?

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Stop!

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Cheryl?

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Yes, I am Cheryl.

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And Cheryl says this
is what we do now.

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Back to work!

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Everybody,
destroy the factory!

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Destroy the factory.

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Back to work.

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Destroy the factory.

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Back to work.

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All right.

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Well,
it's one month later.

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Aw, yeah!

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Here it comes!

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Hrm...

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Enjoy Super Porp!

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Ugh!

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I jinxed it!

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll