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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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That's the comet you're
supposed to follow.

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Right. Right.

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I knew that.

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Hey, be careful, okay?

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Hold on tight.

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It's okay.

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I won't ever let you go.

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That's... true.

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Wow. Already?

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That was fast.

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Yep. We're here.

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It's time to
wake up now.

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What? Now?

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Yep.

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Like, rilght now?

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Y—

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Ah. Where am I?

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What the heck?

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Is that the comet?

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And a little
farming village?

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How long have
I been walking?

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Man, two whole days —

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at least.

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Wow. I need some water.

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No, wait —

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Ah... geez.

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Hmm.

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Fields are looking
a little sparse.

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Kind of runty.

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Wonder if this village
even has any wat—

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Oh, snap!
I see some!

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Excuse me, sir.

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Could I have some water?

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I've been
sleepwalking for days.

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Awesome.

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Heck yeah!

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Thanks, little friend!

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You just totally
saved my life.

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No pun intended.

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What's the matter?
Can't talk?

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Oh. Or are you
guys Comet Boyz?

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From up in there?

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Listen, I'm no expert,
but I think y'all are

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gonna need a
lot more corn.

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And it's supposed to
stand straight-up-like.

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Or maybe Cornet Boyz
only need just, like,

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a little bit of limp corn?

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No, I'm a regular guy.

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I-I'm just not supposed
to talk to strangers.

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Lionel, what did I tell you
about talking to strangers?

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You get your butt
inside this instant!

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Human boy!

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What the...?

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The Tree Spirit does
not permit freeloaders!

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Either help fetch the escape-pod
engine or kindly move along.

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Dad?

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Wait! Wait!

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What are you doing?

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Don't come over here!

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Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.

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Dad?

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Ptooooooooooooo!

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- Finn!
- Dad?

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What the heck are you doing here?

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What?

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You were just
yelling at me.

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No, no, that was
the Tree Spirit —

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Commander of all trees,
bringer of hard times.

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Dad.

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You're not falling
for it, huh?

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Well,
it was worth a try.

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You know, those little
guys down there,

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they'll do anything
for the Tree Spirit.

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I got them fetching
parts to fix my escape pod

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instead of
planting their fields.

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Isn't that sweet?

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Dad, your arm.

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Oh, this?

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Yeah.

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When my ship crashed,
I got shot out of the window.

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I knocked a kite
out of the air,

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then caught my arm
in a Woodpecker hole.

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Whoa.

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But it's cool,
you know.

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Arms come and go.

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It's family
that's important.

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Speaking of arms, though,
I see you got yourself a

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brand-spankin'-new one.

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How about that?

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Oh. Yeah.

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I got it from my
P.B. Dream sword.

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Uh-huh. Neat.

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Actually,
for a while there,

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I thought if I
ever saw you again,

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I was gonna tear
your arm off.

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Well, shoot.

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Who could blame you?
Yeah.

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But you definitely don't feel
that way anymore, right?

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No. No.

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It's —
it's okay now.

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Great! Great.

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How about a hug?

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What the heck, Dad?

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Is everything
you say a lie?

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No, no. 'course not.

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Well is there any
way I can tell the difference?

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I hope not.

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Hot dang!
Hold that thought.

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Those little guys are back with
the engine bulb for my pod.

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Excuse me.

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I am sending forth my holy emissary,

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Martin Mertens,
and his regular son, Finn.

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Don't forget to do
whatever Martin tells you!

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Almost there.

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Little further.

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Uh-huh.
Little further.

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Keep it coming.

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There you go.

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A little further.

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And... stop.

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Fantastic work, boys.

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Absolutely fantastic.

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Holy stonk, dad!

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You're messing them all up!

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This is why you're
lying to them?

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So they'll mess
themselves up for you?

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Wha? No, no, no!

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Look —
they love it. See?

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Goochy goochy goo!

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Goochy goochy!

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They're helping a poor, old,
stranded man in need.

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You like to help
people, don't you?

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I-I'd do it myself if I could,

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but I'm too strong to fit
through the service hatches.

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Come on! Gimme a chance!

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They're gonna fetch
me one last piece,

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and you and I can
watch them do it.

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Then I'll be out of your
hair by tomorrow morning.

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Oh. Right.

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Yeah, don't worry.

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I know I'm cramping your style
down here, am I right, huh?

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Uh... yeah.

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Yeah, I-I guess.

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Sure I am!

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Now let's go
fetch that piece.

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It's really
warm down here.

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Whoa!

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Well, yeah, son.

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That's just
the ship cooking.

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One thing about this ship —
it cooks.

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Should it be cooking?

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Nah, but that's
just real life.

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Okay, babies,
I need this piece.

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It's a steering wheel.

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It's in the steering room.

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Last one in breaks
Tree Spirit's heart!

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Wait! Wait!
W-w-wait!

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You don't have to go in
there if you don't want to.

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Nah, I think we want to.

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Okay, I know, I know.

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Listen, that's the last
piece of the pod, right?

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Well, I promise I'll make it up
to the little boogers tonight.

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Come here!

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Live it up, pals!

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This is your night!

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Hey, hey!

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Careful with the finish.

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That buggy's ready to blast.

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Yo! Party animals!

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Still hungry?

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Mm-nn-mm.

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Come on.
Tree Spirit says!

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Scoop it till you poop it!

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Let's get gross!

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Finn?

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Oh. Sorry.

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So... you guys want to
learn another one?

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Okay, watch this.

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Cute.

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Uh, hey...

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So, you guys really
believe in the Tree Spirit?

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Eh, not really,
I guess.

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We're kind of just
looking to help out.

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Hmm.

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Hey!
It's Finn with the grin!

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Mind if I sit down?

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Look at this!

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You ever see
someone sit like this?

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I guess not.

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Hey, Martin?

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Yeah?

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Uh, I think I really need
some answers to stuff —

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like where did I come
from Or who's my mom?

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Whoops.

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Okay, uh,
long story short —

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you were born on a...

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boat... I guess.

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Like a... banana boat...

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in the middle
of the ocean.

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So all kinds of stuff
tried to eat you —

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whales and fish...

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squids.

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Uh, there was a tiger...

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and...

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seaweeds.

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The sea's weeds.

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Your morn was... okay.

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I don't know.

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Talking about it
stresses me out.

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Maybe later.

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So, one day, I got called
on a dangerous mission —

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no, like a dangerous
life choice,

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two roads diverging in
the night and all that.

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And I couldn't
bring you along.

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I always planned to come
back for you, but I didn't.

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That's... true.

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The end!

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Look out!

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Everything is ruined.

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Everyone is fat.

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Aah!

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Martin!

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Again?

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Oh, good morning,
sweetie!

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Martin,
are you leaving?

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I absolutely gotta, kid.

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I got pressures on me,
stuff you wouldn't understand.

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But what about
the villagers?

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That ship looks like
it's gonna blow up!

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Uhhhhh... maybe.

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I don't know.

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Maybe it won't blow up.

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I've seen 100 things weirder
than a ship not blowing up.

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Oh, Dad!

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I need to
go shut it off!

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Okay, okay, wait! Wait.

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If you're gonna
turn it off,

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you got to pull the heat-dump
toggle in the engine core.

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It was too snug
for me to get to,

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and those little guys
aren't strong enough.

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Hmm.

243
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Hey,
I could wait for you.

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Maybe we could go
into space together.

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Why didn't you tell me about the
heat dump in the first place?

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I don't... know.

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Wink.

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Daaaaaah!

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What the —

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Heat dump!

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Too... stuck!

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Ohhhh, no.

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This is new to me.

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Mm...

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Man, you know
what's weird?

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That wash 't even a comet
that crashed back there.

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So, then, what was
that dream about?

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I don't get my brain.

259
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Okay, when we get back
to the tree house,

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let me do the talking.

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll