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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Blegh!

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Your tooth
looks bad, dude!

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Smells like a
garden shed in here.

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Finn, I think you
have to go dentist.

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I can't go
dentist, Jake!

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You got to
take care of it!

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Just go dentist, dude.

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Okay.

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Easy does it.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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This is so bad.

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What did Princess Bubblegum
say when you showed her?

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Ahhhhh!

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Hmm...

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Finn,
this is literally serious.

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You have to go dentist.

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Noooooooooo!

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Dude! You! Got! To! Go!

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Dentist!

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Blegh!

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Noooo!

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I'm too strong
for the world!

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I don't want
to go dentist, Jake.

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They put you in a hole filled
with snakes and rotten butter,

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and they leave you there.

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Come on, man.

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It's not that bad.

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Okay.

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Aaah! Aah! Aah! Aaaaah!

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Right?

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Wuh!

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N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

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Unh!

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This isn't so bad.

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My Sword!

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Wonder where —

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Aah!

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Soft sand.

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Ant.

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Welcome to dentist, Cadet!

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I'm Leftenant Gamergate!

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Snakes and rotten butter —
a common mistake.

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You were expected to arrive
with snacks and a flashlight.

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Either way, you're here.

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So... dentist is ants?

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Dentist is dentist, Cadet!

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Drop and give me 20!

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I don't have any money.

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Funny man goes dentist, huh?

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The Queen's office
is in the Royal Hill.

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Holes...

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Hmm.

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Listen, I wasn't here
when you came in.

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I'm a very busy woman.

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Hello.

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My name is General Tarsal.

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I am the current
Queen of this regiment,

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and please have a seat.

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As a first-time recruit,

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I'm confident that you have no
idea what you're doing here.

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My tooth hurts.

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Let's take a
look at your file.

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Ah, you're a fighter.

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Yeah, we can use a fighter.

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My tooth hurts.

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What?

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Of course it does.

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Let me explain.

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You have gone dentist.

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That means that you will
serve a brief tour of duty,

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and in exchange, we will provide
full dental rehabilitation!

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You will be on the front,
fighting monsters —

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monstrous monster worms!

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Worms.

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The worms are employed by...

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the flies.

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Worms.

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Work for the flies.

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You fight them,
we'll fix your teeth.

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Me.

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Yes, you!

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Your mission is to secure
this junction at all costs.

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Upon completion of service,

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you will be sworn
to absolute secrecy.

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The flies have
spies everywhere.

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Fly Spies!

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Heh heh.

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These worms are no joke, so
you'll be assigned a partner.

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Uh, let's see.

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Cadet...

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Tiffany Oiler.

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Tiffany?

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Tiffany!

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Finn,
I'm gonna kill you!

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That guy wants
to kill me!

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Tough nuts.

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That's dentist.

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Cadets, dinner is being
served in the mess hall,

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Central Hill,
Sub-tunnel 8!

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Hm. Do you have
anything less sugary?

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Yo, Finn!

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I'm gonna kill you!

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Doing it for my tooth.

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Ruff!

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Thought so.

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Hey, uh... partner...

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Urn, so how're you doin', Tiffany?

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Yeah, I lost my teeth
eatin' the baker's shard.

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It's a lot of sugar, right?

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Oh. Did you already
know what dentist is?

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See, this is a good example
of why I want to kill you —

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You're ignorant.

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Heed my words, Finn —
as the Miller's wheel

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forever outrages the seed,

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so the good apple boringly
receives his neighbor's worm.

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The hey...?

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And all the corn gets
smooshed to grease,

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to grease under the
Miller's flipping wheel.

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You're getting greased!

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Tiffany, look, we got
to work together, right?

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Why don't we let
bygones be bygones?

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bygones?

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Ha!

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That's you.

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Bye-gone!

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Do you want my peach?

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Bye-gone!

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Hey!

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Stand down, Cadets!

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Retire to your bunks!

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Tonight, lights out.

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Tomorrow,
your eyes out!

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Unh!

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What the stork, man?

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This is my special sword.

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Why didn't you take one of
those ant swords they offered

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you back there?

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I don't need some fancy
thinger to kick butt

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when I've got these!

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You know about these?

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No...

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You will.

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Anyway, I just kind
of wanted your sword

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'cause it's pretty cool, I guess.

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Whatever.

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I'll get it soon enough...

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from off your dead corpse,
you chump!

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Hey, Tiffany...

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you know, we're really not
so different, you and I.

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Bullstuff.

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Well, we're both
friends with Jake,

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and that's something, right?

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I was friends with Jake.

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Then some baritone herb
stole him away from me.

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I didn't steal him.

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We're brot—

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and when that Snow-White
Wiener dog is finally dead,

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Jake will be devastated...

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He'll need a shoulder to cry
whiny,

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Finn-style tears on, and
that shoulder will be mine —

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Tiffany's!

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Then I can get busy with
undoing your cheesy influence,

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plus, more!

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With my help, Jake'll
become the criminal juggernaut

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he was always
meant to be.

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We won't just be
robbing banks anymore.

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We'll be robbing
the actual banks.

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The whole banks!

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You get it?

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We're gonna steal
actual whole buildings.

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Yeah, I get it.

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So don't tell me
"We're not so different," okay?

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We're opposites,
you and me.

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Oil and goody-goody snow-white
baby-vanilla-bean mitten water!

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Go, Tiffany!

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Man, that nut's gonna try
and stick me while I'm not

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even looking.

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Don't even stress it, Finn.

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You're Finn Mertens, man.

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You got this.

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Man, I hope so.

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Finn!
Get in here, quick!

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The junction.

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There's something
moving in the walls.

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It was like...

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Crk brk crnch crk brk brmble!

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Wallworms! Holy cow!

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Dang it,
Tiffany, not yet!

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We got to work together
to beat the worms!

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Here they come!

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Tiffany!

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Unh!

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Oh, snap! Look out!

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They're coming in
from the side!

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You good?

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My tooth hurts.

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Dang! It's the head worm,
and she's livid!

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I say we get the heck out
of h-e-e-e-e-ere!

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Finn!

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Tiffany, quick!

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Pull me up!

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Quick, Tiffany!
I'm slipping!

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Dang it, Tiffany!

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Weren't you
paying attention?

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We're two peas in a pod!

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We're not oil and water.

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We're oil and vinegar.

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It's good, man.

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It's yummy!

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Mm...

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It's good for you!

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You're right, Finn.

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I can't bring
myself to do it.

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But I can't bring
myself to save you, either.

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Why are you still smiling?

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Sorry.

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I didn't hear
what you said.

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I was just gonna
let it slide.

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Look, you're —
you're on your own.

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I'm sorry.

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Catch you on the flip,
I guess.

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Tiffany?

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Tiffa—
n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

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Unh!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Whoa! Easy, son.

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Don't try to speak.

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Your mouth is
full of ants.

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Huh?

231
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It's okay.

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We just finished up.

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Ah.

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What happened
down there?

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Where's Tiffany?

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Well, the good news is,
the worm Queen was defeated —

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choked to death on some
foreign object —

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presumably Cadet Tiffany,
who is missing in action,

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which is the bad news.

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Tiffany...

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But we didn't have to fix his
teeth, which is nice news...

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but we did have to fix your
teeth, which is okay news.

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Huh huh.

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'Eyyy!

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So, on behalf of
the Ant Nation,

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I'd like to thank you
for your service,

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which is now concluded.

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As soon as you're ready,
we'll get you stuffed back up

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that well with all
the snakes and butter.

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Holy cow.

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Hooray!

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Welcome home, Finn.

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Yeah.

254
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Welcome home, buddy.

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Thanks, you guys!

256
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Man, you'll never believe it.

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Dentist is actually—

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Eh-eh-eh!

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It was crazy.

260
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Tiffany was there—

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Hey, deh-deh-deh!

262
00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:04,980
Wait. You all knew?

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00:11:05,056 --> 00:11:05,932
What the heck?

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00:11:06,016 --> 00:11:06,812
Why didn't you tell —

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Eh-eh-eh!

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This party is so crazy!