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Hmm.

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I'll — I'll
finish this later.

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I'm so tired.

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But also... hungry.

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Maybe I should... eat some —

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Huh?

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Uh...

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Huh.

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Hmm.

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Everything's made of... me.

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Pretty neat.

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I bet there's like —
like a cool city

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or something around here.

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Nice!

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Jake City-tay.

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Hi!

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Oh. Uh, hi.

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Jake!

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Huh?

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How you doing, Jake?

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Uh, good, man. Good.

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Man, this place is awesome!

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Ooh!

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Cool dolls.

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They look like the rare,
antique kind.

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Maybe my kids
will like them.

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Hmm.

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Wonder what my kids are
gonna have for dinner.

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Maybe pizza?

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W-whoa! Whoa!

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Some kind of Jake-quake.

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Eh?

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Is that Jake?

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Hey, there... um...

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Come on, man!
It's Goose!

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Your best friend — Goose!

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Oh! Uh... Of course.

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Goose!

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Oh, Jake, Jake, Jake,
Jake, Jake, ya big goof.

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How long's it been —

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Two, three years?

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Let's see —
uh, one, two, uh...

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I've never been here.

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"I've never been here."

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You still got it, Jake.

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Come on.
Let's get you home.

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Everybody's waiting
for you at the party.

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Uh, party?

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No — par-taaaaay!

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Jake's here! Jake!

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Do it again, Goose!

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Hey, Jake?

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Hey. What?

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Now that you're back,

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how about that
5 bucks you still owe me?

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Uh, what 5 bucks?

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Cheeseburger cheesecake
ring a bell?

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What —

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What is that?

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Oh — oh, that.

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Don't worry about that.
Do not.

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Don't worry about that.

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Guess I better not worry about it.

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Hmm.

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I'm hungies, Goose.

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I think there's a
leftover nacho basket

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or something
in the fridge.

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Just a sec.

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Cold-cut-and-nacho
sandwiches!

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All right!

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Ahhhhh.

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Ow!

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Something's wrong, Goose.

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Jakey can't eat
any of these nachos.

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But Jakey need nachos!

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Aaaaah!

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Mr. Jake!

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Mr. Jake!

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Mr. Jake, the Mayor
wants to see you straightaway.

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All right, lad.

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Show me the way.

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Jake!

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Hey, I got a for-real
important question.

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Do you like cereal
in your cake?

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Jake?

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Hmm.

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Mm-nn-mm.

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Mr. Mayor?

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Urchin.

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Thank you
for your help.

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Help yourself to
the herring cakes.

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Righto!

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Hello, Jake.

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Thanks for making it.

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Heh. Okay.

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Now, look,
we're at orange alert here.

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Below us are gathered
the city's top minds.

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Hmm.

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And they've noticed that our
seismographic troubles have

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increased exponentially
since your arrival.

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Mayor, uh, I-I want
to meet these minds.

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Here are some of the minds.

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Jake, we want to perform some
tests on you to discover the

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cause of the quakes.

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There's no need.

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I got it figured out.

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The tremors are happening
because Jake is hungry,

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and his stomach
is growling,

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and the hungrier
he gets,

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the worse the
quakes will become!

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I'll prove it!

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Huh?

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Mention a food item.

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Omelet!

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Whoa! Whoa!

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Whoa!

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What's in the omelet?

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Chili!

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It's a four-egg
chili omelet!

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Aaaaaah!

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Watch out!

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Analysis, Tim.

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It's too early to say.

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This evidence is anecdotal.

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Look, just let me stretch
outside to get something to eat,

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and the quakes will stop.

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That doesn't
sound very sciency.

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No, but you have my

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permission to
test your idea.

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I don't like that idea!

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Huh?

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If Jake leaves,

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that would mean the utter
destruction of our world.

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I believe that Jake is an
extra-dimensional being —

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a "Glob,"
if you will —

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whose psychic field
holds our world together.

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If he leaves, his flesh
will reconfigure,

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and everything and everyone here
will disappear completely!

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Oh, Dr. Erik Addamkimson,
you're just a fringe scientist,

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well known to have a
crackpot of crazy theories.

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Hmph.

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Perhaps I am,
and maybe I am wrong.

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But are you really willing to
take that chance?

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We should imprison
Jake immediately!

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What? No way!

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The world's not gonna end just
because I go get a bagel.

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Seize him!

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Uhh... peace!

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Raah!

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Aaah!

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Why?

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Finish him!

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Yaaaaaaaah!

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Oh!

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Bagel...

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This feels weird!

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Don't worry, everybody.

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I will journey to
Jake's Glob world,

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which legend would have us
believe lies beyond the

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great sky hole,
and bring back the food

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of the Globs to appease
Jake's appetite,

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thus saving everybody.

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Wait! Wait!

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I want to go with you, son.

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I'm sorry, dad.

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You — you can't.

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It's — it's too dangerous.

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Y-your mind is unprepared.

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My son...

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Huh?

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Yeah!

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There it is —
the sky hole!

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Phew!

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Oh, my stars.

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It's just as I envisioned.

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O mighty Jake globs,

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I beseech your aid!

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Do you have bagels?

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Hello?

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Hmm.

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Maybe those aren't
the true globs.

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Yeah, they're —
they're too ugly to be —

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N-o-o-o-o-o!

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I thought you'd be beautiful,
but you're not.

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You're hideous! Hideous!

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BMO, resume.

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Spaghetti...

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Don't.

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Huh?

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Hey, you're hilario—

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Ohh!

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Ugh!

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Huh?

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Goose?

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Go

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But — but what if
Erik Addamkimson is right?

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What if you and all
the Jake peeps disappear

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and I can't bring you back?

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Then you won't have to
pay me back that 5 bucks.

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But —

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Ugh! Ugh!

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Go eat, Jake!

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Huh?

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What is that?

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Uh... Jake?

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What's going on, man?

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Feeling okay?

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Just getting a snack, Goose.

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Just getting a snack.

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll