Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
Kya! Kya!
Hmm.
Ohhh, that's pretty good.
Kya!
Keep it down!
But you said 8:00 to 10:00 is my time to do karate.
It's my karate time!
I know, but I got a headache,
and I'm in a funky mood.
What's wrong, dude?
I don't know.
I think I got restless-leg syndrome.
Is that from gettin' chubby?
What?
No, man, it's just restless leg.
Oop! My bad.
What are you reading?
This old copy of Adventure Boy magazine —
The only magazine for boy adventurers.
This kid Rusty is getting chased
down the river by three grown otters.
This magazine rules!
But I'm saving the end for tomorrow.
Cool.
Well, I hope your leg feels better.
I'm turning in.
I'll see you up there.
Pbht!
Jake.
No, BMO.
Kya!
No, BMO! No more!
Maybe some soup will take the edge off.
Bzzzt, bzzzt!
Ew! Gross! Nasty!
Bzzzt, bzzzt!
Hyah!
Bzzzt, bzzzt, bzzzt!
I'm sorry you were born a fly and I had to kill you,
you disgusting, disgusting creature.
Kya, Kya, Kya!
BMO, please!
Finn, was that you?
Probably just BMO or something.
That's weird.
BMO doesn't like '30s jazz.
Yeesh. Creepy.
I didn't know we had one of those.
Hey, hey. Hey, who?
Aah!
Hey. I killed you!
Aah!
Ghost Fly touching me!
Finn! Finn!
Aah!
Ghost Fly, man!
Aah! Aah!
Okay.
Come on, man.
Let's get out of the house.
It's a Ghost Fly!
So what?
No, man, Ghost Flies are filthy!
They carry diseases such as tuberculosis, polio, dysentery.
They leave those little fly doodies on your soul.
Aah!
Finn, Jake! What's wrong?
Ghost Fly!
Aaaaaaaahh!
Thank goodness we lost him.
He's gone.
Whoo.
Aah!
Run! Just run!
Oy!
Ai, ai, ai, ai!
Hmm.
Kya! Kya!
Who-o-o-a!
Aah!
We should ask what its unfinished business is.
Ghosts always have unfinished business!
Ghost Fly, what's your problem?
Come on, dude. Tell us your unfinished business.
Aah! It's no good.
He's a tortured little spirit.
We need help to communicate with this Ghost Fly.
Nah, man.
Let's just get someone to banish it —
someone with serious paranormal juice.
Is he coming soon?
I think so.
His ways are kind of mysterious.
That's cool.
Who-o-o-o-o-a!
Woo?
Let's get this ritual rolling.
I got stuff to do.
Woo!
Hey! No!
Unclean demon, feel the sting of holy water!
Thank you.
These circles will protect you from the ghost's attacks
while I prepare the banishing ritual.
Worry not, fellow believers, for in this bag,
I possess all the darkest and most powerful tools
of magic ever to be assembled in one place.
We're perfectly safe — as long as ... we ... have...
Well, huh.
How about that? No biggie.
We'll just hang out inside these magic circles until morning.
That's when ghosts go to sleep.
Yep.
Just got to make it... till morning.
Woo!
Hmm?
The end of my story.
And it's so close.
Don't do it, bro.
It's a trap.
I know.
It's an obvy trap.
But wait.
What if...
Watch this.
Ha!
Mm?
Dude, what are you —
If I extend the circle...
farther...
I can get closer to the magazine.
Theoretically, that is possible.
Yeah, but I'm still getting a "woo-jah" feeling.
This seems like a bad idea.
Just have to stay inside this circle!
Ha ha!
How'd you do it, Rusty?
How'd you shake them otters?
Man, what a great ending!
Finn? What's wrong, buddy?
Oh, Finn, you're disgusting!
Aw, that's it!
I've had it with this Ghost Fly!
I wish I were a ghost so I could
punch him with my ghost fist!
Jake, I have a radical option.
I've been studying a karate move
that could temporarily stop your heart
long enough for you to
fight the ghost on his own plane of existence.
What?
It's okay!
I learned it out of a magazine.
Finn.
All right.
But first you got to give me some unfinished business so
I can come back as a ghost.
Tell me a joke.
Okay.
What do you call a bear that only attacks guys named Paul?
Kya!
I killed Jake! Yay, BMO!
Whoa!
BMO, you killed me.
Whoa. Wow.
Wow!
Jake! I can't hear you!
I will start your heart up in five minutes, okay?
This many.
Okay. Five minutes.
Whoa.
Is this some kind of low-level dead world?
That's a bummer.
Aah!
Oh, stuff!
Aah! Ohh! Ohh!
Get away!
Aah! You killed it!
Aah!
Aah! Aah! Get away!
Aah!
Whoa!
Aah!
Aaaaaahh!
Hmm?
Ooooooh!
That's right.
You never finished the soup.
That's your unfinished business!
Woo-hoo.
And now that you've finished it,
you get to ascend to a glorious new peaceful realm.
Ahh!
Barn!
Shouldn't have tried to kill me, son!
Yes!
What's happening?
Oh, BMO must be bringing me back!
Yes! Yeah, BMO!
Mm.
Jake, I missed you, bro!
Jake!
Don't ever leave me again!
Good job, BMO!
You brought me back.
Yes. Yay, BMO.
BMO is so good.
Whew!
This party is so crazy!
Ripped & Corrected By mstoll