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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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We are delighted to host
this year's Princess Day

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here in Breakfast Kingdom.

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Please enjoy the continental
breakfast expertly prepared by

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our very own
breakfast chefs.

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Now on to more
pressing matters.

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Brigands have been attacking
our Western seaports,

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dozens of unregistered
Princesses roam the land,

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and trade deficits are
at an all-time high!

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Historically, Breakfast Kingdom
has traded one sack of sugar

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a month to Slime Kingdom
in exchange for four eggs,

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but egg production
has plummeted!

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I can't just pop out
eggs on command.

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I'm an artisan!

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You have an egg
in you right now.

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How dare you?

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Yeah, and what about that
peanut juice, Peanut Princess?

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My body needs juice!

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I'm not giving out a
single drop of nut butter,

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not until Raggedy Princess
pays me!

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Fine! Take it!

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Take all my socks!

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You still owe me
a pair of jorts!

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And, hey, what about my tuque?

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Aaah!

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You guys, I'm bored
out of my face!

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I make a motion to stop talking
about dumb stuff that's lame!

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Oh, Lumpy Space Princess, I'm
afraid you'll have to be patient

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with us and our
petty disputes.

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Not all of us have achieved the
self-sufficiency that I assume

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you have in your kingdom.

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Oh, wait.

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That's right.

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You don't have a kingdom!

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You live in a
box in the woods.

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It's not a box.

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It's a rotting log.

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Sorry, LSP, but the chair only
recognizes real Princesses,

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not burns.

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What?

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I'm like a cool hippie.

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Whatever, freeloader.

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If you were invited
to Princess Day,

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it must have been a
mistake or as a joke.

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Am I right, girls?

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Ohh!

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The joke's on you
because I wasn't invited.

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I'm crashing!

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And I already ate a
bunch of your food!

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What you gonna do about it,
Princess egg breath?

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Ooh!

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That's true.

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She does have egg breath.

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Okay, you've wasted
enough of our time.

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Guards, take this
pamplemousse out of my sight.

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You didn't!

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Don't touch me!

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Hmm.

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Okay.

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Now that the wannabe's gone,

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let's get back to
Princess business.

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O-oh, no, n-not you,
Princess Business.

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Uh, Princess business.

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No. Sounds the same.
I'm sorry.

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Hey, you want to
ditch this jazz?

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I'd love to,

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but I'm really invested
in this crossword puzzle.

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Figs.

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Hmm.

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LSP, wait up!

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Whoa.

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Lousy Breakfast Princess.

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Pamplemousse.

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What is that, even?

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Yo, LSP.

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Sick tag.

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Oh. Thanks?

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You know,
I like your vibe, dude.

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You don't take
anyone's sass.

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Yeah, especially not from that
gross pile of greasy hash!

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She lumpin' humiliated me!

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Listen, let's get even.

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Teach old greasy
locks a lesson.

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You're bad.

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And I like it.

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This place is huge!

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"Yobo, peebocheeks.

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Just kicking down
the town with LSP-boos.

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She is acting sooo bad."

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"Ha. Just don't let her
get out of control."

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"Too late. LSP is really
doing it up right now,

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and I'm just feeding
the flames."

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"Nooooo," exclamation point,
exclamation point,

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exclamation point!

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Look. There.

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Breakfast Princess' room.

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How you want to get
past the maple man?

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I'll show you, hon.

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Ooh! Ahh!

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Hey, there.

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Yeah, look over here.

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What?

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Nice distraction.

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Right on.

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Blah!

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Ugh. I can't digest syrup.

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That's for poisoning my girl!

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Stop!

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Okay, just one more time.

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I thought you were bad.

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Bad people don't stop.

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Let's don't stop inside.

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P-p-p-payback!

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Uh... all her
clothes are sticky.

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And her taste in
music is terrible.

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Check it out.

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I hate this album,
but I'm taking it anyway.

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That's messed up!

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This'll teach Breakfast Princess.

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Huh?

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Jerry!

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Who did this to you, Jerry?

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I don't know,
but they got past me.

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We're busted.

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Turn invisible!

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I can't.

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Well, hide, then!

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Uh... hide where?

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I know somebody's in here.

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I-I heard someone
say "Where."

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Getting close now.

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No sign of the intrud... er.

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Aaah! My eyes!

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Ohhh.

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Oh, it smells like grapefruit.

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Yeah!

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When I recover my sight,
I'm going to imprison you,

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you giggling girls!

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Aah!

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I got this.

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I don't see them.

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Hey.

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Waaaah!

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Oh, glob.

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He's okay!

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Other Jerry, what happened?

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Yeah!

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Okay, let's take a lunch break,
everybody.

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Oh, when I say lunch, I,
of course, mean breakfast.

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Your Highness.

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There are vandals
ruining the castle.

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They are bad.

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Okay. I'll handle it.

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Fellow Princesses,
I got to deal with matters of state.

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My little sister, Strudel Princess,
will take over for me.

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Eat the berries!

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Dip them in the syrup.

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Rup, rup!

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Want me to show you how?

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Whoo!

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A squirrel taught
me how to do that.

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That's awesome.

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Stop right the—

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What was that?

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Oh, glob. Oh, glob.

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Oh, glob, oh, glob, oh, glob!

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Everyone will know it was me!

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I can't go to jail!

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I'm too pretty!

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Oh, I'm sorry, mom... and daddy!

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Aah!

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Hey! Calm your lumps.

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It's okay!
She's just dazed.

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I'll handle it.

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Come on.

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It'll be fine, dude.

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Girls like us just
got to stick together.

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Breakfast Princess,
you should pay attention

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when somebody cool
is trying to talk.

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LSP, is that you?

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Oh. Glob, no.
Not even.

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What's this for?

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For digging.

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Now start building
a-a sand castle.

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Don't stop digging
or we'll know!

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Whoo!

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Yeah!

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That was totally fun
being bad with you, Marcy.

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Yeah, that was pretty rad.

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Do you think, like, doing all
that bad stuff makes us ... like,

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bad people?

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Uh... probably not.

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I don't think there
are bad people.

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Hmm.

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I think good people do bad stuff
sometimes, and ... oh ... and

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that's bad.

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But if you only do it once,
it's just a mistake, and

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that's not bad.

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I think.

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Word.

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But... I mean I do think
it was wrong to steal this CD.

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Yeah, I feel kind
of bad about that.

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We should probably
mail it back to her.

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Yeah! Good call.

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I— oh, my glob!

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Aaah!

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Aah-aah!

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Pow!

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Couldn't get up
from the bed.

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I was lazy, and that's why I
can't have frosting anymore.

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Okay, so does everybody
have what they want?

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Wait, I think I'm
ready to pop it.

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Ha!

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Happy Princess Day!

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll