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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Road trip!

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Check out this sweet
make-out wagon!

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Life-Giving Magus, bro!

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- Yo, yo, yo.
- Yo, yo.

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Ron James, bro!

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- Whazzup!
- Not much, not much.

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Finn's old hat, bro!

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- Uh, name's "Little Dude."
- Sure, sure.

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Hey, uh...

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- It's Beau.
- Beau, bro, right!

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Leaf Man bro!

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And, uh...

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Who's this guy?

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I don't know.
We just picked him up.

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That's the kind of trip
this is gonna be.

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It's a "destiny will guide us"

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kind of thing.

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How 'bout we call you...
Giuseppe.

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That's right,
Giuseppe.

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Okay, Ron James,
it's time.

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A'ight, listen up, brahs.

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Here's the plan.

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Ooooh.

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We're heading
for Big Butt Rock.

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At sundown, we'll gather
on the Cheek's Peak,

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and using the ah-has,
deep feels,

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and woo-woos we score
from the journey,

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we will chant a totally
original spell,

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thus forming an entirely
new school of magic!

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Kind of like those jerky
secret societies,

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but less jerky.

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Just got one more stop.

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Finn and Jake's
crib?

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They won't come.
They're out of our league.

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Hey, Abracadaniel's here,

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with a bus full of lame
wizards.

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Here we go.

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They're probably gonna try to
lure us on some dumb trip.

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Hey, water nymphs!

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Uh... hi.

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Uh...
do you girls feel like,

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uh...
going on a road trip?

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Urn... no thanks.

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Okay, but what if I...

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Ew.

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Hey, ladies!

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Hellooo.

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Whoa, do you guys know
this person?

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No, but his eyes are just...

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gorge.

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Oh.

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Here we go!

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Wooo!

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Uh, Why'd we stop?

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I think we ran out of gas.

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And the wheels fell off!

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Well, this ain't goin'
the way we planned,

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but fate has decreed
that this place

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is just
what we need.

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Draw your inspiration from
this muddy, old cow pasture.

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Here, bros.

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We got a full stock of t.p.
and magic ink.

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Let's all write down arcane,
cryptic words

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in unexpected new combinations
and patterns.

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Maybe the nymphs can dance
on top of the bus

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to be, like,
our muses.

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Inspire us, water nymphs!

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We don't want to.
We'd rather write.

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I'll dance
if dancing is needed.

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Hey, check it out, y'all.

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The dirty old stranger's
writing, too.

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What's all the ruckus?

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I own this pasture,

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so git back in your vehicle
and git!

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We can't!
Our wheels fell off!

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Back on the vehicle.

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I'll make a slick ice road.

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Are you gone?

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I can't really see!

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Oh!

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ls there a problem?

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I ran out of juice.

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Can I take over?

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Yeah,
maybe you should.

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Hey, let's switch headgear.

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Ooh, it fits!

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Yeah, girl,
let the ice magic flow.

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Oh, b-but be careful, okay?
- What?

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Oh!
Not me.

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Nice ice road.

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Thanks.

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Hey, I don't think
we're moving.

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Uh, hold on.

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Everyone, time to push
the bus!

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Eh, I don't really want to.

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Come on! Destiny!

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Push!

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Okay, back on the bus!
Back on the bus!

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Huh?

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Ooh, a crabapple tree.

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Giuseppe, make yourself useful

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and grab us some of them
crabapples.

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Get ready.

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Jump!

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Oh, no!
Giuseppe can't catch up!

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What? Magus of Life Giving,
take the wheel!

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Uh, okay, but I am not
a confident driver.

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- You're doing great, buddy.
- Don't touch me!

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Giuseppe,
throw the crabapples!

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Giuseppe?

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We have lost Giuseppe.

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Mm! Hmm?

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Well, let's see
what old Giuseppe wrote.

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Listen to this, everybody!

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"These are not my tear drops,
daughter dear,

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but just a sheen of dew
that lingers here,

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past other fields
where other fathers lie

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who kept their daughters
better far than I."

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What do you guys think?

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What's wrong with you guys?

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Looks who talking.

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Huh?

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This is true art.

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Well, let's see what you
other guys wrote.

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Little Dude, here's yours.

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"Days don't have shades.

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Directions with no ways.

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Adjusting minimum
scholarly curriculum.

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To enrich empty minds
it takes refracted sunshines."

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That is awesome.

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"Take this light
with your great might

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Free hearts that are gated

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Seeing truth in things
exaggerated."

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Ah, some interesting
spell combos going on, guys.

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Ice King!
I see the butt rock!

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The hour of glory
is upon us.

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Cauldron!

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Smells so good down here!
What's cooking?

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Aah! Aah!

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Girls, we can help.

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Okay, one, two, three!
Lift!

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Ow! Ow.

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Urn...
let's get out of here.

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No, don't go.

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Hey, I could freeze
all of us.

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Then we'd be safe
from drowning,

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and once someone discovers
our preserved bodies,

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we'll be saved!

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Be like 200 years, tops!

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Oh! Let me try this!

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Mommy!

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Oh, grog! I can't swim!

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- Aah! Oh, glob!
- Ymmom!

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Somebody!

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Sorry.

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I was hoping it wouldn't come
to this —

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my "last resort" poshe,

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obtained from a mad yogi
in the mystery mountains.

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It's time to find out
what it does.

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Ba-bam!

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Nice and slow.

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Ooh, gent—
oh!

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Oh. I'm flying!

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Yoink.

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Take my head away
from here, baby!

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No!

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Maybe this is
a test from destiny, guys!

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If we all just surrender
to these events,

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the answer
will reveal itself.

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Whoa.

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Wha?
Hey, it's Giuseppe!

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Giuseppe, how have
you done this?

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Whoa.

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What was he?

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I don't know,
Abracadaniel,

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but I think he was
trying to show us something —

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something new.

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Sploo!

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Jicka haka boogy noona
hubba gubba —

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secret wizard
handshake!

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Later, Chinchizerd.

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Bye, Berdzerd.

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See you at the secret thing
tonight!

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Loser.

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Giuseppe.

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll