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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Ugh. I'm covered in newbs.

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I've got hunger cranks.

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Hmm? oh, yes.

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That's very interesting.

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Kim Kil Whan.

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Hm.

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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraahh!

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Mom, when are we gonna eat?

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I'm goin' nuts!

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Seriously, mom, dad's already

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three hours late with the food!

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You hush, junior.

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You know dad's a wonderful cook.

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Viola, when's the last time

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you even heard from dad?

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Oh, you know.

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Dad is... distractible.

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"Distractible!"

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Yeah, I love dad and

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everything, but he's only ever

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met me twice.

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Charlie, Viola, TV, Jake Jr.,

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Kim Kil Whan

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Whoo!

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Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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We're real late!

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Happy birthday, puppies!

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Okay, so, putting it out

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there — I didn't remember to

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bring you guys any
birthday presents,

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but I did bring lunch!

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It's macaroni salad.

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Dad, you're beautiful!

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Dad!

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We have new business to discuss.

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Happy birthday,

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Kim Kil Whan!

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Birthdays are old business.

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Whoa, neat.

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Urn, well, how are
things goin', son?

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"Things"?

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"Things" have switched hands.

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I get it.

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Dad, when I say that things

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have switched hands, I mean to

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say that things you have

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previously claimed ownership of

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have transferred from your hands

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to my hands, in that...

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I bought your tree house.

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What?

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What?
The deed to your tree house.

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How?
Acquired through legal trade.

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From whom?
The deed's previous owner,

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Marceline the Vampire Queen...

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in exchange for one
lunatic bass.

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When?
Effective immediately.

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But, son, why?

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We will convene at the property.

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Sorry I'm late. Okay.

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So, as the deed holder
of this tree house,

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I am now your landlord.

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The first thing I'm going
to have to do

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is assess your
treasure room.

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But, son, I'm your Pop.

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What would your mother say,

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doing this to your poor pip-pop!

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I'm sorry, dad.

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Deeds don't bleed.

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Okay, son, get ready to

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be glitter-stunned by all this

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treasu— oh, yeah.

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We spent all of it.

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All we have left are these

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vintage photos
I got at the flea market.

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They're interesting!

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Woof.

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All right, so, I guess this is

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the apartment the two
of you can afford.

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It's a ladder.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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Send them on over.

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Sorry about that.

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Anyway, as you can see, this

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beauty offers direct first- and

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second-floor access, superb

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craftsmanship, and et cetera.

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I... suppose you're familiar.

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Yes, Finn?

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Yeah, uh, when do we

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get our house back?

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What?

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Excuse me.

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Good afternoon.

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Yes, right this way.

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I've got 37
available units to

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show in this building,
so we're

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gonna want to get right to it.

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Please, step inside.

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There we go.
Is that everyone?

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Good, good.

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Please make your way upstairs,

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and we'll begin the tour.

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And, you two, go ahead and make

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yourselves at home.

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Rent's due on the 1st.

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No overnight guests.

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Oh, and flush once after you

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boom-boom but before you start

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using the t.p., and then once

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more in the middle of using the

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t.p. if you're going to use a lot.

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It's... easier on the pipes.

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Okay, call me if you need me.

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Hey, Finn, I'm real

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sorry about this.

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Somehow, I feel like it's kind

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of my fault.

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Nah, man.

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It's really not so bad.

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Let's just sleep on it tonight.

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You're gonna sleep like that?

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Yeah, man. It's tough.

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I'm a tough kid.

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I promise I'll work this thi—

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Gee, but it's great to be

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back home, eh, Mr. B.?

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Yeah.

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I can't wait to wash my gross,

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fat butt.

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Ugh!

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Oh, Oh, holy cow.

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Oh! Oh, boy, please hurry.

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Yes, he's inside my apartment
right now.

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Oh, I'm so scared.

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Hey, buddy, you okay?

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Glob, now there's two of 'em!

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I just feel like if

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we're patient, this whole

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thing will work itself out

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before you know it.

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See, man?

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Help is on the way.

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Man, can I tell you something?

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I don't even know
what's going on, here.

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I mean, like,
what the heck is a deed?

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How come he
can buy our house

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when it's our house and

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Marceline gave it to us
and we live there?

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A-and now we're arrested?

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This is crazy!

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It's crazy!

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Man, don't you know?

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The laws ain't made to help

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earthy cats like us.

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They're not?

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Nah, man. Listen.

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Here on our planet,
back in the old days —

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back in the real old days —

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it was just every man

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for hisself, scrooblin' and

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scrat-scroblin'
for the good stuff,

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the greenest valleys,

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and scrat-scroblin'.

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And the strongest, meanest men

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got the best stuff.

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They got the green valleys and

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were like, "the rest of you,

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y'all scrats get sand."

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And that's when they made
the laws, you see.

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Once the strong guys got it how

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they liked it, they said
"this is fair now.

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This is the law."

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Once they were winning,

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they changed the rules up.

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Whoa, just like Kim Kil Whan.

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Hey, good news, fellas.

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Your bail's paid.

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You're free to go.

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That's awesome!

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Yeah! Awesome!

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Yeah, real "awesome."

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Hey, Kim Kil Whan!

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Aw, buddy,
I knew you'd come around.

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Fathers and sons, man.

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That's that real thick chowder.

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What's this?

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This is a bill for the bail
I just paid.

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Ooh.

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You're really in it
deep here, dad.

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It's time for you to get real.

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Get a job.
No more games.

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Come on, son, just let

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me do the...
lah blah blah blah blah.

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Man, where did I go wrong?

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I don't know, but I'm

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not tryin' to be sleepin' on a

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ladder anymore, so let's just

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get a bunch of scroot together

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and buy our house back.

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Then you two
can hash it out later.

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Yeah, you're right.

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So, wanna rob a bank
or somethin'?

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Well, actually,

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I was thinking maybe
Kim Kil Whan was right.

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Maybe we should
get jobs or somethin'.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, no, wait!

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I just remembered
I buried a ton

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of gold in the front yard!

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Yes!

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Oh, yes, yes, absolutely.

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Small pets are allowed with an

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additional deposit.

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Excellent

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Watch it!

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Excuse me.

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Almost got it.

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Hey, son.

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I'm glad you're here.

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Bad news, ya scrat!

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We're buying our house back!

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Oh, yeah? With what?

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With this!

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Yeah!

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Oh, I see.

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With the gold you
dug out of my lawn,

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which is therefore mine.

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Now, since I have a job,

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I must be going.

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Ciao.

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And fill in that hole.

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I'm gonna be frank, here.

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Your son's a real-time

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jingle-blaster.

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I know, I know.

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Kim Kil Whan's a real out-loud

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flim-flammer, and that's okay,

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I guess, but why, why,

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would he do this
to his pip-plop-plop?

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Oh, wait.

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You know, like, like, maybe he's

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got a secret problem he can't

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tell us about, like with mob

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goons — like, like gambling

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debts or something.

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Ooh, that's it!

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You're right!

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If we help him
out of his secret jam,

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he won't need our money anymore.

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Look, there he goes now.

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Come on, let's follow him
to the mob goons!

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You sure this is right, Jake?

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I've never seen this place before.

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Looks like a fairy tale.

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Yeah, man, the nose knows.

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I smelled him go in there... and

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then I smelled him go up there.

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Whoa.

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Kim Kil Whan is rich, like wow,

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like, hello, what?

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But if he doesn't need our money,

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what does he need?

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Throw pebbles at the glass

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to get his attention.

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Hey. son!

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Dad? What are you doing here?

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Shouldn't you be at work?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.

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I never even looked for a job.

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Really?

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I was thinking about

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you buyin' our tree house.

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I figured out that you don't

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need our money, so maybe you'd

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consider my counteroffer...

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Father love!

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I love you, I love you,
I love you

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I love you, I love you,

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I lub you, I love you,
I love you,

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I love you, I love you, I lub you,

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I love you, I lub you,

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I love you, I love you,
I love you,

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I love you, I love you,

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I love you, I love you,
I love you

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I love you, I lub you,

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I love you,
I love you, I lub you.

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Come on, open it!

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It's an ocarina.

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- I made it for you.
- Oh.

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Whenever you play it,

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you'll be reminded of your

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pep-pant's love.

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Thanks, dad.

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Yeah, it's not hollow.

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I made the holes with the back

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end of a pencil.

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I suppose I could accept the

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ocarina as legal trade.

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The tree house is yours, dad.

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Okay.

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Take care, dad. I'll call.

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I'll call!

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Okay, bye, dad.

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Later, son!

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Yeah!

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Yeah, all right!

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Daddin'!

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Sweetheart, how did it go?

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Eh, all right, I guess.

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I don't know.

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He still lives the life of a child.

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I mean, it's his choice,

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but I really thought if he got a job

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and moved out of that tree house,

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it could have put some fire under him.

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Aw, I'm sorry, sweets.

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No, I think I was wrong about dad.

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I think he's good.

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This party is so crazy!

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