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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Princess, he did it!

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Root Beer Guy set up
the force field!

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But he sacrificed himself
to do it.

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It's an ugly scene, man.

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Let me see.

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Rest in peace,
Root Beer Guy.

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Give up now, Princess,

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and I, Maja the Sky Witch,

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promise not to completely
donk up your kingdom.

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I make no such promise.

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Darren must feed.

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Oh, glob!
Oh, Oh, oh!

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Oh, well.

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What can you do?

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Crunchy, chill.
Chill.

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Keepers of the clock,

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masters of dimension,

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bear witness!

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By my power,

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I compel you
to converge!

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Past and present, be one.

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Awaken the terror
of a forgotten age

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in this moment
that is all moments

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in the blink of an eye.

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Darren, the ancient sleeper,
arise!

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I had a dream I was
fighting an army

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that could birth new soldiers
from their own blood.

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I was endless.

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Does that make sense?

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Yes.

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You want to go conquer
the Candy Kingdom?

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What's that?

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It's a place that contains
the highest levels

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of caring and sentimental
affection

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in all of Ooo.

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What is caring?

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What kind of world is this?

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It's a feeling I use
in my magic

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to give me power.

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Like this shirt that was once
the prized possession

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of Princess Bubblegum.

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With the feelings in this shirt,
I was able to summon you.

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I don't —

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walk me
through this.

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All right.

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- This kingdom of candy...
- Yes?

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I will lay it to waste,
turn their people to salt.

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Yeah...

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And garnish a million meals
with the salt,

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which we will eat
for eternity.

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That's not my plan exactly,
but you'll be fine.

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I promise.

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I promise, as well,

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to deliver destruction
so thorough

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that all realities
are affected.

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Okay.
We'll talk about that.

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All realities.

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Hey!
We'll talk about it!

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Break this witch out, Darren.

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How long will
your force field hold,

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Gridface Princess?

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The sleeper's magic is
older than legend.

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I don't know how he disabled
both Gumball Guardians,

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but at least I know
my tech is tight.

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The field will hold
long enough

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for you to think of
a weak plan.

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Colonel
Candy Corn?

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Hrr, uh, yes, Princess.

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Ready the cannons,
you got me?

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If they get through
that barrier,

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I don't want to have
to use our ground troops.

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Will do, Princess.

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And let me just say...
thank you

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for putting this old crease
back in the field.

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I haven't been the same

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since my lovely Linda
passed away.

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Yeah.
Good luck.

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Oh, I tried dating again,
you know?

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But these young girls think
I'm too serious or something.

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Why don't you date someone
your own age?

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Peppermint Butler,
come on!

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Oh, women my age don't
hang out.

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Where are they hiding?

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I need a young girl
with an old soul

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to heal my heart.

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This is taking too long.

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Then do the thing!

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I call forth the legion
of Cadmus,

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The Dragon's Teeth!

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What am I supposed to —
Oh! Party's starting.

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Load 'em up, soldiers!

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Yeah, just put it in there.
I don't know.

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Oh. dang!

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Blah, gah, lah, glah!

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Fire!

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Whoo! Blah!

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Finn and Jake,
are you ready to —

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What the...?
Finn?

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Where the jam is Finn?

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I don't know.
Weren't they just here?

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What the jam?

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All right.

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Finn or no Finn, PB's got
to get in that biz.

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Hyah!

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Why have you stopped firing?

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We ran out of ammo, Colonel.

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That's nonsense, soldier.

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Rah! Ah!

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This is how you defend
your kingdom!

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Fire, you wimps!

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Ya-ha!

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Ah!

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For the kingdom!

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For the king...

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Oh, zang!

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ingdom!

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Eat it, tranch!

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Oh!

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Aah!

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Oh!

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It's over, Princess.

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Prepare to be annihilated
across all dimensions.

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Princess! No!

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Wait, Darren!
Dial it back.

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I need her residual
feelings.

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What the flip is feelings?

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Darren only understands
life and death!

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Wah!

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What the slizz?

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Yeah, boy!

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Hi, Darren.

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The Ancient Psychic Tandem
War Elephant?

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Eli, were you asleep
forever, too?

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All this stuff is
different now.

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What are we even doing here?

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Yes, it's been a difficult
adjustment.

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Blaze his face, Eli!

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Yes, master.

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Yo!
Leave me out of it!

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No!

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Yeah, right.

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Finn, his weakness is
his brain-seed.

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Okay!

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Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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Whoo-hoo!

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Oh, uh!

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Aah!

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Thank you.

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Whoa!

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Well, I guess my kids
still have a daddy.

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Barn, you dope!

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Party tonight
in the Candy Kingdom!

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- Hey, where's Finn?
- Hi.

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Okay.
Y'all bring food and bevs.

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Finn, you make the guac,
all right?

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I'll the guaaaaaaaac.

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Finn! Finn!

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Yo!
What's up, A.P.T. Dubs.E?

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What do I do now?

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Dude, I don't know.

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Probably not go back
in the basement.

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You're so big'uns.
You should be free, boy.

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Free to do what?

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I need psychic commands.

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Can you help me
dice tomatoes for this guac?

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- No.

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You see, man, I feel weird
giving you orders.

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You should just do
your own thing.

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Realize your potential.

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But this is what I am —

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a war machine who serves
its master.

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No, man.

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You're more than that.
Whoops.

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I see into your brain,
remember?

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You'll do great.
Just go for it.

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I believe in you, man.

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Oh, word. Thanks.

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Maybe Darren was right.

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There's no place
for my ancient ways.

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Don't think like that,
dude!

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Come back
and see us whenevs!

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I'm doing this for a reason.

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What choice is there?

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Hungry! Hungry! Hungry!

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Must feed babies.

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Hey! Elephant.

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I'm more ancient than you.

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Someday, I will engulf
the solar system.

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What was and what will be
is meaningless.

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Meanwhile, you should
wonder —

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are you just a two-headed
pile of meat

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on a crash course
with the cosmic dump?

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Or do you contain
the soul memory

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of a million dead stars?

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How do you light a candle
without a match?

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Hello? Who's that?

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Why can't I see jack?

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You bonked your head.

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You're in a coma.
But I can help.

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Urn, all right.
Are you, like, powerful?

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Yes. I can fly
and do lasers from my nose.

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Okay.
I can run with this.

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Take me to the Candy Kingdom

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and shoot your laser nose
at it.

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No. I must decide,
in this moment, what is best.

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For now, I am the match
and the candle.

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What?

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I will be your friend and keep you alive,

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until you regain consciousness,
maybe.

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Ugh, that plan sounds like dirt!

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See through my eyes, Maja.

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Ah! It's bright!

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Wait!
You're the flippin' elephant!

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You laser-nosed me!
Somebody help!

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Oh, my glob. Somebody!

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Well, this wasn't part
of my plan.

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Hey, man. I'm gonna eat you.

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll