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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Ugh. Huh? Wha?

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Where am I?

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Gunther?

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Gunther?

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I don't think
this is Gunther.

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It's me, Ice King.

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Lumpy Space Princess?

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Yeah.

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And you're doing this
because you like me?

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No. Ice King, listen.

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I'm gonna give you
the straight dope.

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Okay.

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You're weird and old,
and you kidnap princesses.

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I know.

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But I asked you here tonight

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because I want to know what
you think of this.

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"'The Prince
Who Wanted Everything,

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a Fionna and Cake Adventure?"

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Hey, why isn't my name
on there?

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I want you to read it
because you're their dad.

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Please be their dad right now
and bring them to life!

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Okay,

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Might as well, at least
until the cops show up.

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"Once upon a time, there was
a most handsome prince,

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the future king of
Lumpy Space,

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Lumpy Space Prince."

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Where do you want
these gold-plated sandwiches,

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your highness?

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By the window!

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No! That's not how I sound!

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Read it
in a better voice!

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Okay, okay.
Sheesh.

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By the window,

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for from the window

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shall I shower the poor
with presents,

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as is my altruistic
nature.

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Ha ha!
Eat! Eat, my children!

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Aah!

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Hmm.

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Son! Come here at once!

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"But all was not perfect

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for this philanthropic
prince of the people.

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His parents were
slobbering monsters

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who didn't care that
he was a beautiful prince.

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They wanted him to be
a monster, too."

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Why aren't you working
on your monster exercises?

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I don't want to be
a monster.

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Eat these worms!

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- No!
- You will eat them!

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I won't eat them.

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- Sharpen your teeth!
- No!

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Eat these worms!

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Eat those worms
and sharpen those teeth!

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No, no, no!
I've told you hundreds of times

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that I don't want to be
a monster,

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and there's nothing
you can do about it!

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Aah!

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Aah!

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Aah!

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Aah!

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Aah!

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Ugh.

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Where am I?

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Who's there?
Reveal yourself!

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Hmm.
Citizens of this realm...

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I am the one and only heir

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to the throne
of the Lumpy Space Kingdom.

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I mean, I used to be.

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I rebelled against my parents,

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and now I'm a refugee.

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What's that?
You wish to help me?

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I'm touched!

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Fetch me some clothes,

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and I'll pay you handsomely
by petting you.

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First, I need
freaky clothes!

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Cool freaky,
not monster freaky.

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Oh, yes, and something
to read as well,

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something mind-blowing.

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Oh, wait!
I also need servants.

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Recruit some locals.
They won't mind.

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Hmm. Not bad.

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Well done, my child.

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Next!

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"Massenpsychologie
und ich-analyse."

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That does sound mind-blowing.

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Hiya. Hiya!

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Aha!

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Cake, I'll save the captives.

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You take care of those
animals.

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Yaaah!

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Ha! Dance, you puppets!

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Ha! Ha!

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Hiya!

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You're free to go, people!

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Whoo!

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Hey, those were my servants.

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- Hmm?
- What an innocent face.

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It shines as if you have
done no wrong.

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Do you like
my freaky clothes?

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I don't care
about your clothes.

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Hey, you're not supposed
to read it like that.

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Say it in a nicer way!

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I, uh —
"I don't..."

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care about your clothes.

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You don't?

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Finally, someone who's not
impressed with my noble looks,

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but admires
what's inside of me.

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Hmm?

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Is this really happening?

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Your clothes are so raggedy
and soiled,

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and yet you use them
as a napkin.

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You care not about
your personal appearance,

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nor hygiene.

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Dress me in the fashion
of this peasant.

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I have much to learn from you,
Fionna the Human.

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How'd he know your name?

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Unh!

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Judo chop! Hiya! Hiya!

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Hmm, your movements
are so free.

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My parents only want me to fly
like a proper monster,

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stiff and rigid,
with a sharp-toothed scowl

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permanently in place.

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But now I see
a new way to move.

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Dance with me.

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Y'all seeing those big,
floaty faces?

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Pretty.

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No!

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Release!

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Ugh.

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What just happened?

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You were under my handsome
spell for a moment.

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We can never marry,
you know.

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I can only be with someone
who's my equal in every way,

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a person so much like me

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that she doesn't
even exist.

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I don't care, as long
as we can hang out.

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Anyone want a sandwich?

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Oh, I'll have one.

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So rustic, so humble.

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Delightful!

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Wait.
Where are your baby tables?

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What?

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Hmm?

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You don't dip your foods
in gold before eating?

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Who eats gold?

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Great glob!

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What is this?

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So charming, so quaint,

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so self-reliant!

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For years, I've thought only of
the needs of my people,

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but what about me?

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What do I need?

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This poorly made sandwich
has enlightened me!

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Aah!

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What I want is to be like you,
Fionna the Peasant!

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And I'll need you as my pet,
Cake the Cat.

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Yeah, whatever.

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Huh?

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Son!

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Flee, noble Fionna, for it is
my stupid parents.

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And they're fatter
than ever.

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Silence!

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Aah!
I'm just being honest.

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Huh?

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Come on,
you beautiful dandy.

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Only your pure spirit
can defeat your evil family.

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And this sword.

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Whoo!

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You're right, Fionna.
This is my destiny.

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I do have the power.

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- Aah!
- Huh? Fionna!

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You must obey!

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Ugh!

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My heart!

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Submit, young one.

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Become a true monster.

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No. It isn't right.

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Silence!

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Ugh! Aah!

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Oh, Fionna, this is
the end for me.

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But at least
I made you proud.

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Didn't I?

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I don't care.

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My glob, Fionna.

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You've been telling me
the answer all along —

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the only way to defeat
parental disapproval

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is not caring about anything.

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Aah!

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(lake's helping!

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Thank you, son.

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You've freed us from adult
mediocrity and fatuousness.

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Fionna, Cake, both of you,
buy me dinner.

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Yes, your hotness.

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"And then Lumpy Space Prince
became so real

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that he could actually
break through

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into this plane of
existence..."

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Whoa.

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"... and meet his one true love,
Lumpy Space Princess.

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It was really happening.

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The secret portal
began to shake and tremble.

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"The countdown began.

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10, 9, 8...

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7, 6, 5, 4...

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3, 2, 1."

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Aaaaaaaaaaah!

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll