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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Ah.

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Stand and deliver, boy,
because I'm Robbing Hood.

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Give me all your funny money,
Sheriff of Nauty-hams.

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But, BMO, I don't want to be
the bad guy.

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I want to be Robbing Hood's pal,
Frier Tux.

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No, Neptr.

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Ha ha!

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Frier Tux would never have
a mustache like that.

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No fair.

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En guard!

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On Blitzen!

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You're terrible!
Whoa!

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Eee!

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Aah!

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What? Hey!

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What are you kids doing
breaking the treehouse?

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Uh...

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Yo, BMO, what
happened?

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You got too much money,
honey.

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All of this dosh is threatening
the structural integrity

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of the treehouse.

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Who would have thought we could
have too much treasure?

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I'm sorry, master.

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Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!

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You told me to stay
inside the money room,

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but now I am outside.

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What is your punishment,
master?

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No punishment, dude.
Just chill where you are.

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All right.

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I will chill where I am
until you command me.

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So, what should we do
with all this swash?

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You should give it
to Robbing Hood.

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No way, BMO.
This is our treasure.

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Aw.

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Hey, maybe we could,
like, spend it?

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Really?
How much of it?

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Dude, like all of it.

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Then we can go find
completely new treasure.

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Neptr knows just the place
to blow your grease.

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Behold this recent
advertisement.

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Whoa! We get mail?

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Check it out, Jake.

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Dang! Wildberry Kingdom
got all fancy.

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I continue to chill.

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Come on, Nauty-hams.

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Thank you.

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Nice place.

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So, how are we gonna spend
all this gish?

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I don't know.

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I've never really
spent money before.

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I've only stolen it
or hoarded it.

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Ha!

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So, here we are
in the middle of town.

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Let's parse out some dough
to spend.

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Hey! What are you doing?

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No people or money allowed in
the fountain, ya dums!

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Where's your sense at?

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Sorry, man, we were looking
to spend some cash in town.

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Want some?

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Fellas, goofing
in a public fountain

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is punishable by a lashing,

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and you're trying
to bribe me?

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Ooh!

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Now, that's what I'm talking
about, fellas.

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Have a good time
in the fountain.

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Whoa.
Spending money is kind of fun.

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Yeah, this'll be
easy.

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Ho, ho, young berry lads!

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Yeah?

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Go buy the most
expensive meats and furniture

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to adorn our new fountain home.

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Keep the change for your
families in need.

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Hyup!

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Thanks, but we're, uh,
middle-class.

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- Really?
- Uh, yeah, upper middle.

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Just get the darn
furniture.

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Hey, no furniture or meat
in the fountain!

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You'll wreck up the water!

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You can't buy me off twice,
fellas.

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Ah, maybe you can, fellas,

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maybe you can.

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Dude, we bought all
this furniture and meat,

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and we still have a ton
of gamboni left.

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Hmm.

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Look at those gams!

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Hey, yo, legs! Legs!

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You want a bag of money?

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Sure!

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Well, what are you
gonna do for it?

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Well, urn, I'm a dancer
by trade.

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Show me.

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Hup!

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Finn, look.
I made this guy dance.

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Yeah, man. Whoo!

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Hold it!

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No dancing in the streets
without a permit!

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Go away, dude.

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Hey, you can't talk to me
like that.

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All right, I'm going!

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This is crazy.

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People do anything for money.

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And I've got a ton of money.

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Dance harder, Legs!
Harder!

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This bores me.
You're boring!

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It's time to push
this thing further.

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Middle-class berries,
watch after this treasure

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while I'm gone.
- Okay.

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Mayble, do you hear
something?

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Good evening.

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Oh, no! We're being robbed!

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Oh, no, we're not
robbers.

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We're actually here
to give you money.

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- What?
- Listen.

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I want to see you two do things
for this bag of money.

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Okay, man.

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Yeah, nice.

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Goji Berry Man, you sleep on the
left side of the bed normally.

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Now you sleep on the right!

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Okay.

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I don't like sleeping
on your side.

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It's too close to the wall!

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Mr. Goji Berry, you sleep
on your back now —

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and on top of the covers.

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I can't sleep on my back,
man.

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I got sleep apnea.
I won't get any sleep.

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My wife won't get any sleep.

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My dance instructing
will suffer.

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Turning down
all this smoosh, huh?

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Dance instructing pays more
that I thought.

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Wait, man! There's got
to be something else

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we can do to get
those gold coins.

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Well, sure, man.

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As a matter of fact, you can
have all the gold coins...

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all the gold coins
you can eat!

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Dinner is served!

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Yummy, yummy, yummy.

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Hey, you kids need
some dessert?

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I'll just see what I can
rustle up — in the toolshed!

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Guys, I'm super sorry
about my friend.

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Here.

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Don't eat it, ya dums!

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How much do you think
I'd have to pay them

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to lick the dust off
of all this dusty stuff?

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Dude, I do not approve

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of the way you're spending money
right now.

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Dude, they're not doing anything
they don't want to.

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They want my sweet cheddar,

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and I want to see
some stuff in exchange.

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It's mutual — free market.

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- What?
- Free market!

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Don't worry, brother.

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I'll help you see the error
of your ways.

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Berry lads! Berry lads!

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I need to spend all this
blingo fast.

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Okay.

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Take me to the seediest alley
in the kingdom.

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That's Crudberry
Back Alley...

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in Crud Town.

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Friendly Crudberries,
I have money for you!

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Come get it!

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- Money?
- Money? Money!

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- Money? Money!
- Money!

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Easy, fellas!

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Let's pass these out
one at a time.

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Hey, take it easy, breh.

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Give us that money!

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I-I-I don't want
any trouble.

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I'm trying to help you.

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Whew!

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How much coin would
it take for you

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to be my berry
foot warmer?

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- Dude!
- Oh, hey, man.

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Jake, this money is bad.

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We got to get rid of all of it
right now.

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Okay, I got a plan.

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And this time, it's gonna
involve all the money.

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Finn and Jake?

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Princess, are you ready
to earn all this cay-ash?

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Wham?

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All of this sweet,
sweet crunkle is yours

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if you let me...

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sit on your head.

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Get out of here!

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Psh, no one can say
no to this much dinero.

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Jake, I am warning you.

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Aah! Guards! Guards!

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Seize Finn and Jake
and prepare them for execution!

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Or don't do that
and get paid mad bucks.

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And take all their money!

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Take all my money?

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Well, we were trying
to get rid

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of all that skrilla anyway,
right?

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Finn and Jake, yes,
you have insulted me,

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but worse than that,

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you have abused the power
of money!

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We will deal with you
swiftly and ironically

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by encasing you
in your own molten gold!

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Release the golden flood!

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Oh, no! Aah!

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Who dares?

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Ho, ho, ho!

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Robbing Hood is the defender
of the poor!

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- Me too!
- Good shot, BMO!

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I was aiming for the rope.

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Yeah!

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Let's bounce, po' boy.

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Finn and Jake, if you
ever return

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to Wildberry Kingdom again,

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I'll have you
double-dipped in gold!

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Unless I get a written
apology.

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Huh?

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Gold piece.

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You want to flip to see who
writes that apology letter?

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How about you write it,
I sign it?

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No way, man.

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll