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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Oh!

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Parm, parm, parm.

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Asiago's like parm.

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Whoopsies.

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Okay,
now easy does it.

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Ohh!

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Thanks a lot, dad!

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Finn?

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What's going on?

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Is the spaghetti
all — whoa!

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Finn, what happened?

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I messed up the spaghetti,
and then I got mad,

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and PB's candy arm exploded.

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Man, I knew that
arm was bogus.

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Yeah, it wasn't
the greatest.

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Sorry about
the spaghetti, though.

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Man, don't
worry about that.

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You just went through some
outrageous beeswax with losing

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your favorite
arm and et cetera.

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You can't expect to just
bounce right back to normal.

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I can't?

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Nah, man. Listen.

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All these princesses donating
all these gross fake arms —

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they mean well, but they're
throwing you off your game.

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You got to go
at your own pace.

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If you listen deep
in your melon heart...

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that's where the
real instructions are.

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My melon wants to punch my dad
in the face and steal his arm.

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Well, those things are bad,
so they can't be the real

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instructions,
but you keep listening.

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Me — I'm gonna go
to the spaghetti store

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and buy a new mop head.

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I'll be back soon.

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Just remember —
listen to your melon heart.

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Melon heart.
Melon heart.

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Man, I don't know.

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It'd be so easy if I could just
go find him — my dad, that is.

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That portal he went through
after ripping off my favorite

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arm went right
to outer space.

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And outer space is up there
somewhere ... I'm told.

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Maybe Banana Man could help me
build a rocket or something...

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or some stairs or... something,
something, something.

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Or... or... or...

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Wow, it's like a —
like a —

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like a —
like a magic Finn arm.

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She's powerful.

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You must've exploded
the candy arm before

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and made the
rock pile just now.

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It's almost like I'm trying
to tell myself something,

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like a message
from my melon heart.

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Jake! Jake!

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Oh!

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I'm so glad
you're here.

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Afternoon, Princess.

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What's that
you're building?

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Wait, you don't know?

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I... might?

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Here. Look.

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It was taped to the tower.

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"Jake, I'm going to space to
punch my dad and steal his arm.

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Back soon — Finn."

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Wow, what the he?

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My biggest powerometer
back at the castle

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was flipping
all the way out.

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It looks like Finn somehow
manifested a sort of telekinetic

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electro-emotional
prosthesis.

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Word. Word.

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With this much raw power,

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he could be a danger
to himself or others,

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so I've quarantined the area
till I can coax him down.

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Pbht!

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T.M.L.O., Princess.

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What does that mean?

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"That means lay off."

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Finn's feeling this
one out solo-style.

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Give the kid a chance.

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Oh. Hi.

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Get out of my house, or I'm
gonna face bla-a-a-st you.

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Hi.

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Whoa.

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Yep, yeah. I know you.

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You're one of
those swimmers, right?

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A real swim nut.

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What? No.

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I'm Finn.

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Well, you can't swim in me —

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Not anymore.

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I'm not water.

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You can't get
me up your nose.

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Okay.

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I'm gonna keep going.

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I'm gonna keep going...
into here.

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Good night, buddy!

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I'm proud of you!

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Hey, kid.
It's me, again.

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Carroll.
My name's Carroll.

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Finn.

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Finn, look, I'm sorry about
blasting you yesterday.

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Hey, man... are you really
gonna do those things?

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Uh... yeah. For revenge.

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I think it'll feel good.

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I get it. I get it.

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But let me tell
you something —

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I used to be water, like
a pond or something real wet.

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I used to hate people swimming
in me — kicking and stuff.

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So what did I do?

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I evaporated.

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I got myself out of there.

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You should've pulled
off their legs.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Listen — you have to stop
obsessing about revenge.

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Hmph.

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Be like me and run away.

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You have to run away and never
stop hating your old life.

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You got to really
dwell on it.

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Waaaah!

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What was that?

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I just thought about my
anxieties,

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and it's like my mind-hand
touched a hot memory stove.

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Mm.

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Waaah!

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Interesting.

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Oh, hey, what are your
thoughts on melon hearts?

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I don't know what
you're talking about.

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Well, all right, then.

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I guess I'll
see you later.

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Hey, Jake. Where —

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Where's Finn?

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Finn's just working
some stuff out.

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And that's healthy!

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It's not healthy!

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It's bizarre,
and he could get hurt!

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Feelings hurt!

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Yeah!

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Yeah.

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Ehh.

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Finn!

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Hey, what's it
like up there?

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I'm thinking I could turn
into space ice or something.

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Dad!

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Oh, man.
My nogmaster.

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Hello?

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Hel— Oh!

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Hey. Hey, dad.

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Huh? Oh. Good.
You're awake.

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Mmm! Gotcha!

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Give — give it.

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Give me the —
give me. Give it.

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Oh, no. My —
my favorite arm.

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Oh, no.

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Bu-u-u-tts.

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Butts.

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Didn't help much, did it?

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No.

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Wait. What?

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Bong. Bong.

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Sorry, buddy.

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Wait, where am I?

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We're in the
Candy Kingdom fallout shelter.

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I brought you here after you
passed out on the tower.

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You were
hallucinating like crazy,

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so it was really
easy to trick you.

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I figured you'd thank me later
after you learned your lesson.

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Right. Right.

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And look —
the arm is gone, too.

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See?

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So, what do you think?

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Mmm.

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Yeah, okay.

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Thanks, Princess.

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Oh, hey,
buddy, you're back.

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How you feeling?

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Um... neutral, I guess.

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I don't want to
punch my dad anymore.

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Ha ha! That's great!

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You can always trust the old
melon heart to get you through.

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So, I guess we won't be
needing this thing anymore.

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You want to
do the honors?

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Yes, I do.

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Aaah! My arm!

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll