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Oh!
Parm, parm, parm.
Asiago's like parm.
Whoopsies.
Okay, now easy does it.
Ohh!
Thanks a lot, dad!
Finn?
What's going on?
Is the spaghetti all — whoa!
Finn, what happened?
I messed up the spaghetti, and then I got mad,
and PB's candy arm exploded.
Man, I knew that arm was bogus.
Yeah, it wasn't the greatest.
Sorry about the spaghetti, though.
Man, don't worry about that.
You just went through some outrageous beeswax with losing
your favorite arm and et cetera.
You can't expect to just bounce right back to normal.
I can't?
Nah, man. Listen.
All these princesses donating all these gross fake arms —
they mean well, but they're throwing you off your game.
You got to go at your own pace.
If you listen deep in your melon heart...
that's where the real instructions are.
My melon wants to punch my dad in the face and steal his arm.
Well, those things are bad, so they can't be the real
instructions, but you keep listening.
Me — I'm gonna go to the spaghetti store
and buy a new mop head.
I'll be back soon.
Just remember — listen to your melon heart.
Melon heart. Melon heart.
Man, I don't know.
It'd be so easy if I could just go find him — my dad, that is.
That portal he went through after ripping off my favorite
arm went right to outer space.
And outer space is up there somewhere ... I'm told.
Maybe Banana Man could help me build a rocket or something...
or some stairs or... something, something, something.
Or... or... or...
Wow, it's like a — like a —
like a magic Finn arm.
She's powerful.
You must've exploded the candy arm before
and made the rock pile just now.
It's almost like I'm trying to tell myself something,
like a message from my melon heart.
Jake! Jake!
Oh!
I'm so glad you're here.
Afternoon, Princess.
What's that you're building?
Wait, you don't know?
I... might?
Here. Look.
It was taped to the tower.
"Jake, I'm going to space to punch my dad and steal his arm.
Back soon — Finn."
Wow, what the he?
My biggest powerometer back at the castle
was flipping all the way out.
It looks like Finn somehow manifested a sort of telekinetic
electro-emotional prosthesis.
Word. Word.
With this much raw power,
he could be a danger to himself or others,
so I've quarantined the area till I can coax him down.
Pbht!
T.M.L.O., Princess.
What does that mean?
"That means lay off."
Finn's feeling this one out solo-style.
Give the kid a chance.
Oh. Hi.
Get out of my house, or I'm gonna face bla-a-a-st you.
Hi.
Whoa.
Yep, yeah. I know you.
You're one of those swimmers, right?
A real swim nut.
What? No.
I'm Finn.
Well, you can't swim in me —
Not anymore.
I'm not water.
You can't get me up your nose.
Okay.
I'm gonna keep going.
I'm gonna keep going... into here.
Good night, buddy!
I'm proud of you!
Hey, kid. It's me, again.
Carroll. My name's Carroll.
Finn.
Finn, look, I'm sorry about blasting you yesterday.
Hey, man... are you really gonna do those things?
Uh... yeah. For revenge.
I think it'll feel good.
I get it. I get it.
But let me tell you something —
I used to be water, like a pond or something real wet.
I used to hate people swimming in me — kicking and stuff.
So what did I do?
I evaporated.
I got myself out of there.
You should've pulled off their legs.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Listen — you have to stop obsessing about revenge.
Hmph.
Be like me and run away.
You have to run away and never stop hating your old life.
You got to really dwell on it.
Waaaah!
What was that?
I just thought about my anxieties,
and it's like my mind-hand touched a hot memory stove.
Mm.
Waaah!
Interesting.
Oh, hey, what are your thoughts on melon hearts?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, all right, then.
I guess I'll see you later.
Hey, Jake. Where —
Where's Finn?
Finn's just working some stuff out.
And that's healthy!
It's not healthy!
It's bizarre, and he could get hurt!
Feelings hurt!
Yeah!
Yeah.
Ehh.
Finn!
Hey, what's it like up there?
I'm thinking I could turn into space ice or something.
Dad!
Oh, man. My nogmaster.
Hello?
Hel— Oh!
Hey. Hey, dad.
Huh? Oh. Good. You're awake.
Mmm! Gotcha!
Give — give it.
Give me the — give me. Give it.
Oh, no. My — my favorite arm.
Oh, no.
Bu-u-u-tts.
Butts.
Didn't help much, did it?
No.
Wait. What?
Bong. Bong.
Sorry, buddy.
Wait, where am I?
We're in the Candy Kingdom fallout shelter.
I brought you here after you passed out on the tower.
You were hallucinating like crazy,
so it was really easy to trick you.
I figured you'd thank me later after you learned your lesson.
Right. Right.
And look — the arm is gone, too.
See?
So, what do you think?
Mmm.
Yeah, okay.
Thanks, Princess.
Oh, hey, buddy, you're back.
How you feeling?
Um... neutral, I guess.
I don't want to punch my dad anymore.
Ha ha! That's great!
You can always trust the old melon heart to get you through.
So, I guess we won't be needing this thing anymore.
You want to do the honors?
Yes, I do.
Aaah! My arm!
This party is so crazy!
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