Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
Willy!
Willy! Oh, Willy!
Shh!
There it is.
The Weeping Willy.
One drop of its rare sap can flavor an entire
stock pot of soup!
Danger, danger! Woop, woop!
Loose gravel!
James?
Look out, Princess!
Vrrt-vrrt-vrrt! Choo!
James!
Remember me!
Oh, not this again.
I'm registering mondo mega rads down there.
Huh?
Oh, my garf! What are they?
They're toxic creatures from another time.
It can't end like this.
James!
I wanted to do it.
Why didn't you let me?
Someone was going to have to eat the big one to save the others.
And even though he is gone and it's super sad,
I would like to honor James...
with this new James I whipped up in the lab!
Jeet!
Here you go, James —
an award for bravery.
Let's hear it for James!
Wow.
James sacrificed his life for you again, PB.
Yeah, that's like the 25th time, right?
Obviously, you'll have to re-clone him.
Totes.
No — hold up.
This ground is perfectly solid.
There's no loose gravel here.
So what?
Clone him up, girl.
James is too reckless.
I can't reward this kind of foolish behavior forever.
It's time James takes his eternal nap.
But it's James!
Come on, P-Bog!
Don't be all cold-hearty!
I'm putting my foot down.
There will be no more Jameses.
No.
I'm sorry.
Look, I need you guys to go to James' apartment
and box up his stuff.
And remember the time
James saved PB from that contaminated cupcake?
Yeah.
He ate that whole cupcake.
What a guy.
Is this...
James heaven?
Jameses!
All right. Who's in charge here?
James.
Urn, I'm James number two.
The original James got all goopy in the desert.
Explain this biz, James II.
Well, I was lonely!
I knew Princess Bubs would make a new James if, you know —
if James died a hero.
So...
you faked your own death?
Yeah.
I just wanted a friend, someone who gets me!
- Vrrt. - Beoop.
James!
Plus, each time I get kerplonked,
I get another shiny medal.
And why have two medals when you can have all the medals?
Medals, medals, medals.
Dude, I've been to your funeral like 25 times.
What?
The medals make me happy.
Plus — plus, it's a constant party here in ... Jamestown!
Vrrt, vrrt, vrrt!
PB ain't gonna like this.
Mnh-mnh.
Wait! Don't tell her!
I'll give you a medal.
Nah, man.
PB's no dummy. She'll find out.
It's only a matter of time.
We like you, James.
But you're on your own.
We're gonna sit this one out.
Vrrt, vrrt, vrrt!
This should be good.
There's Princess Bubblegum!
Hey!
Stop running!
You rascals, get back here!
You all are in so much trouble!
Ja-a-a-a-a-mes!
What a show.
Very enjoyable.
Vrrt... vrrt...
vrrt... vrrt... vrrt, vrrt..
Okay, who's the Banana Guard leader for this week?
I'm the leader.
This picture should help you find the Jameses.
Hey, guys, it's a picture of one of the perpetrators.
Take a good look.
Ooh!
There's 25 of them.
I need to see the other 24 pictures.
Nope, you only need that one.
What?
How could one picture identify 25 perpetrators?
It's because they all look the same.
Oh, okay. I see.
There's 25 of them!
They all look like this guy!
Uh, how can 25 guys look like one guy?
You mean they're vigintiquintuplets?
No.
They're clones.
What are clones?
A group of organisms or cells produced asexually from one
ancestor or stock to which they are genetically identical.
How did that happen?
It's a long story.
I love long stories.
Gah!
There's no time!
And they're not brothers?
No, they're not brothers.
They're clones!
Hey! Get down here and help me!
Vigintiquintuplets, I'm telling you...
What are you doing?
Why aren't you helping?
Come on, Peebs.
Just sit here with us for five minutes.
Why?
Come on. Five minutes.
Huh?
Maybe just a brick.
Hey, you! Stop!
Yeah?
Have you seen this guy?
I have to admit it's fun to watch.
Hmm...
You two, stop, too!
Show them the picture.
All right.
Have you guys seen this guy?
Hmm.
Let me see that picture again.
Here you go.
Hmm. Hmm.
What's your name?
James.
What's your name?
James.
You're all named James.
Is it because you guys look alike?
I guess so.
You know, I was telling this to the guys.
If — if we look alike, we should just have the same name.
It would just make it a little easier —
Life, that is.
It would make life... a little easier.
Uh, give me a second.
Same name, look alike.
You really look alike.
Brothers! You're all brothers?
No, I don't think so.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven —
25.
If you're counting how many of us look alike, there's 25.
Hmm.
25...
Not brothers...
No, they're not brothers.
They're clones!
I think these are the 25 guys that are not brothers.
The perpetrators! Capture them!
Where'd they go?
It's them!
Woop, woop, woop!
Vrrt, vrrt, vrrt...
What?
Gotcha!
Okay, fun's over.
You're not heroes!
You don't deserve these medals.
Wah. No fair.
Evil presence detected!
Evil!
Protect the kingdom!
Okay!
Aah! Can't fight!
Yoink!
Hey!
Huh?
Don't touch the monsters.
They'll melt you!
Huh?
Oh, my jerbs!
Jake, let's help these candy orphans!
Hey, kids.
Evil.
Man, we do deserve them medals.
It's not like she can give them to someone else.
I wrote my name on all of them!
Yeah, so did I.
Aah!
Princess!
Help!
Come on! We'll show her!
Princess...
Original James?
James are a heroes!
See? Vrow-w-w-w!
Yeah, I'm-a save the day!
I, as well!
For the good of the many!
Check out my selfless act!
Me, too! So selfless!
All for one, and one for James!
Mother of grob!
Vrrt, vrrt, vrrt, vrrt, vrrt,
vrrt, vrrt, vrrt, vrrt, vrrt...
We told you we were heroes!
I hereby award thee ... Jameses these medals for bravery.
Dat's my boy, Jameses!
Now for your new assignment, Jameses.
Go unto the wastelands, and never come back.
What-a-wha...?
Do it, and I'll send you a medal every day.
Yay!
Come on, every-James!
Medals!
Medals! Medals! Medals! Medals!
I'm not gonna miss him.
This party is so crazy!
Ripped & Corrected By mstoll