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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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Look, Jake,
more Guardians.

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The Citadel, I presume.

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Likely so.

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Hey, do you think maybe one
of them could be my dad?

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Nah, I don't think so.

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We'll probably know
when we see him.

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Right. Right.

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That makes sense.

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Hey, the Lich, again.

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This must be where
the prison cells be at.

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See?

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Good riddance, too.

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I hope you rot forever,
you awful jerk flapper.

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Some people just make the
world a worse place to be,

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just by being around, Jake.

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That's right.
Bad apples.

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Lock 'em all up, I say,
at the bottom of the ocean,

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where it's
too dark to see.

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Look at that weird,
old kid down there.

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He looks just like you.

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Man, look at his clothes.

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Daddyyyyyyyyy!

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Wup!

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Aah!

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All locked up in there.

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D-do you think maybe
he's a criminal, too?

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Well, it had
crossed my mind.

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Geez, man.

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I wish I hadn't said
all that stuff before.

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Now my heart feels
yellow and green.

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Maybe we shouldn't
even have come here.

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Whaaaaaa?

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Jake, what did you do?

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It wasn't me!

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It came from up there!

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Gah!

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He's melting the
crystal all up!

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Breaking cats
out left and right!

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Turning cats grey!

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Did he trick us, again?

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I think he did.

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Hey, kid.

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Hey, do me a favor.

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Get me out of here, huh?

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This fire smells crazy!

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Thanks, kid.

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Now, where'd you guys
park your Starskipper?

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This place is
coming down quick,

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and I'm talking quick
like zip-zip, like wow.

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Like boom-boom wow.

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Oh, we — we
don't have a Starskipper.

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Also, Finn's your son.

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Whaaat?

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No Starskipper.

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I said,
"Finn's your son."

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He came a long
way to meet you.

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Son? Oh.

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Hey, good for you, kid.

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In other news, I still
got to get out of here,

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and the ground is melting.

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Huh.

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It's all pooling
in the center.

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Hey, urn, I — I
wanted to ask you something.

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I... well...

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Hup!

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Hey, wait up!

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Dad! Wait!

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Dad, I wanted to ask you —
Whoaaaah!

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Aaaah!

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Aah!

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No!

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Gree nah gah bah
ga da da brahdada!

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Gra gra gra gra bra!

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Finn, I know we normally
come out of these things okay,

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but I got a bad
feeling about this.

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Just promise me —
if both my eyes get fried off,

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you'll fry yours off, too.

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What?

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No.

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Listen, you don't got to worry
about a thing, Jake old pal.

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We just need to defeat
those five space villains,

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hijack the shard
they're hijacking,

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and sail it home to safety.

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Easy peasy.

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Yeah, Jake, smarten up.

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Soon as the last Guardian dies,
the fighting stops.

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See?

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He's biting the
dust right now.

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Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh...

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It's... okay. It's okay.

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Uh-oh, uh-oh,
uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

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You just got to fetch me a gob
of that Guardian blood, son.

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It's got that good nooch that
keeps us young in the crystal.

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Nooch?

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Come on, now, partner.

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No doddling.

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Your old man needs you.

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Attaboy, Flynn!

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Do it for your old man!

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Yeah, just get right in there!

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Don't be shy!

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Yeah!

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Hey, good job, son.

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Now rub some of that
sap on my leg there.

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Make sure to get it into
the chicken-wing hole.

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Dad?

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Martin.

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Okay, M-martin.

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We need to talk.

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Yeah, okay, kid,
but hurry it up.

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I'm trying to act cool here,
but this thing really stings!

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Why did you abandon me in the
forest when I was a little baby?

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Oh. I mean

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You know me.

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I'm a funny guy.

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Wha—wha...

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I don't know.

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It was a long time ago.
Who knows?

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Like, maybe you left me.

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But, hey,
Daddy's back!

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You and me,
Daddy and baby.

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Or should I say,
"Baby and Daddy"?

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Now slap that sap.

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Uck.

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Whoa!
Would you look at that?

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Smooth like new.

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Couldn't fix
the boot, too, huh?

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Dude, s'mores important
junk happening!

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Look!

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It's time to peel
bananas on this fool...

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As a family!

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How about it, Martin?

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Dad?

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I got to run
to the store!

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Huh?

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Fall.

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You are alone, child.

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There is only
darkness for you,

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and only death
for your people.

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These ancients are
just the beginning.

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I will command a great
and terrible army.

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And we will sail to
a billion worlds.

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We will sail until every
light has been extinguished.

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You are strong, child.

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But I am beyond strength.

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I am the end.

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And I have come
for you, Finn.

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Gah!

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What?

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You don't like
this stuff, huh?

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Right in the doorbell.

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Dad!

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Jake, finish off the Lich!

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I got to go catch my dad!

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Finn, forget that loser!

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Dad! Wait!

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Hey, cool guys.

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Looking for a new boss?

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Chew faster.

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That guy's really moving.

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Hyup! Ugh!

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Dad, Stop!

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Finn!

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Martin,
I won't let you escape!

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Hey, hey!

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You're a void caster, right?

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We got to put some...
gas in this buggy.

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Finn, let go!

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He's not worth it!

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Oh, gross.

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Pedal to the metal.

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Hey, what about air —

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It'll be okay, dude.

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I mean, at least you
finished off the Lich, right?

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Oh, yeah,
that's the good news.

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I didn't have to.

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One sec.

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Up you go!

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Check this out.

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Brand-new baby.

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The Lich is super cute now,
and he smells real neat.

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That sap rebooted
him or something.

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I like him a lot.

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Over here, fellas!

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Next stop —
The Candy Kingdom.

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Previous stop —
this weird place.

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Mr. Pig, I think we
should get a d—

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Okay, run. Go, go, go!

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Oh!

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Oh,
this changes everything!

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Hello!

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll