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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll

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Denise, we have concluded
you're an interesting and

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conventionally hot woman.

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My siblings and I would like
to request a date with you.

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Are you available for a date
with Glob on Saturday,

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Grod on Friday, Grob on
Thursday, or Gob on Sunday?

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Please select
your dates now.

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Aaaah-oooooh!

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That's nice.

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Eat it, Lich.

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Whooo!

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What?

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No more crackers!

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Eeeeeee!

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Prismo! Prismo!

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- Hey, man, hey.
- Hey.

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Bad news —
You ran out of cheese crackers.

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What? No.

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Yeah, man. What are you
gonna do about it?

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Jake.

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I'm Prismo
the Wishmaster.

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We can have all the
cheesy crackers we want.

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Prismo, you make
me happy, Prismo.

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Oh, stop.

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I'm always smiling
when I'm around you.

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I just noticed that.
I always am.

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I'm always smiling when
I'm around you, too.

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This feels so good.

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Peppermint Butler!

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Death!

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What's up?

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Hey, um, those guys are
doing selfies on the Lich.

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Is that safe?

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Definitely gonna send
these to Denise.

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Oh, yeah, that's fine.

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He's harmless.

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Yeah, but why isn't he
killing everyone in the room

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right now —

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controlling our minds,
making us rip each

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other's eyes out while we
buttercup one another?

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Well, the Lich's primary
function is to cause mass death,

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and since he can't do that while
he's trapped in my time room,

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he's stuck in a standstill, like
a machine without a purpose.

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- I'm so scared right now.
- Yikes!

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Ah, don't worry.

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He ain't gonna
hurt nobody.

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Ha! You got a
cup on your head.

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Ha ha!
You dingus!

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See, he's
docile as a lamb.

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Hmm. Well, okay.

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Then I guess loan
go for a selfie, too.

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Yeah, man, make
your dreams come true.

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Ooh! What time is it?

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Hey, yo, Clockface!

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What time is it?

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It's 12:30.

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Ah, boo to that.

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Yo, Prismo,
I got to get back

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before Finn
realizes I'm not home.

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He gets worried if
I stay out too long.

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All right. Later, dude.

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Laters!

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Jake, where were you?

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I was, uh, in the, um...
All right, man.

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I'm gonna come clean.

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I've been doing a lot of
partying at Prismo's lately.

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Come on, man!

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I don't even take
Lady up there.

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Dude... I found out my
human dad is still alive.

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Whoa. What?

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He's at some place
called The Citadel.

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Whoa.

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Are — are you
gonna go see him?

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I don't know.

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Maybe I shouldn't.

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Maybe there's a good
reason he didn't raise me,

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like he was probably
captured by thieves and

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kept a slave for years.

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Yeah.

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Or maybe he was ambushed in the
wild and hid you so you wouldn't

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be captured, too.

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Yeah.

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Maybe it's better
not to rock the boat.

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But it might also be good
to find out if you got any

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genetic risk factors or
allergies or whatever.

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Plus, you get to see what
you'll look like as an old guy.

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Could be cool.

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I guess it would be
okay to meet him

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just to know
what I'll look like.

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Cool. Oh!

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If we hurry, Prismo
might still be partying.

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Come on.
Just one more game.

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I don't know, mang.

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I was just gonna, like,
clean up and crash out.

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Aw, yeah!
More play-ahs!

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You guys want to
play some Card Wars?

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No.

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Prismo, we need to
get to The Citadel.

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Whoa!

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You guys do not want
to go there — seriously.

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Check this out.

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The Citadel is a
nastisized prison.

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Only the worst of the
worst end up there.

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Real stinkfaces.

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These guys are the pits...

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the armpits.

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Hey, my dad must be,
like, the warden there.

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I know you can't grant me
and Finn any more wishes,

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so we brought Shelby along
to wish on our behalf.

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Hello.

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Ha! Look at that —
a little guy.

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So... I wish for...

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a pony for my G.F.!

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- Done.
- Shelby!

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Sorry, dudes.

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My girl's been hounding me
for a pony for months.

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I'm gonna mad
points for this.

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Oh, hi!

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Oh, so you got it?

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That's great.
You like him?

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Uh... uh-huh.

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Y-you're gonna
name him what?

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Speed boat?

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Yeah,
that's a good one.

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Dang, Shelby.

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A wish wouldn't
have worked anyway.

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You can only get to The Citadel
committing a cosmic crime.

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So, what do we got to do —

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rob a cosmic bank
or steal a space baby?

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Hoo! Uh, I just
remembered I got to go home.

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Got to groom my feathers.

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Goodbye. Goodbye!

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Listen, if you guys
are serious about this,

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all you got to do is find a
certain sleeping old man

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and bring him here.

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That's it?

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Yep, he's on one of those
floating islands out there.

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It kind of looks like an
upside-down duck.

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That doesn't seem
like much of a crime.

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Yeah, but that's all there
is to it ... for now.

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What?

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Check it out.
I got gifts for you guys.

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Heh! Cool.

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It's a pen light.

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Bazoo! Zoooo! Vroom!

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Jake, don't look
directly in the — aaaaah!

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Oh! Oh, sorry.

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Pa-choo! Pa-choo!

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Pew! Pew!

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Pa-choo! Pa-choo!

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Pew! Pew!

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Mm.

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Come on, Finn.
Let's go find this old guy.

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Oh, one last thing,
dudes.

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Whatever you do,
don't wake him up.

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Okay, you can go now.

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Pew! Pew!

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You ever wonder
what happened to

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make a place all
wrecked up like this?

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Nope.

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Hey, upside-down duck!

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No, wait,
it's right side up.

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Ah-ha!

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Hey!
Get out here, old man!

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Dude, shh!

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Don't wake him up.

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Hey, get out here,
old man.

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Bazow!

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Old man.

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Beep. Beep. Beep.

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Uh-oh!

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Finn, a little help.

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Bazap!

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Hmm. Kazow!

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Let's hoof it!

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Jake,
don't jostle the package.

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Hut!

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All right.

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Oh!

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There's too
many of them!

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Let's see here.

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Oh, hey.
You're back.

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Dude's got
serious night terrors.

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What now, Prismo?

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Okay.
Wake him up.

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What?

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Yeah.

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I just wanted one last
look at myself.

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Wait,
this old man is you?

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That's right.

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Prismo is nothing but the
dream of a wrinkly old man.

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Man, I've gotten a lot
hairier, but also balder.

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Tell me how that
makes any sense.

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I look like a big,
old hairy raisin.

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So, wait, what happens
to you when we wake him up?

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Poof!
I'm a goner.

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Thus ends mighty Prismo.

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Prismo.

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Killing a Wishmaster
is a cosmic crime.

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Once I'm dead, the Guardian
will show up and take you

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to The Citadel.

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I don't think seeing my dad is
worth sacrificing your life.

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Ah, don't worry.

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As soon as my corporeal
body falls asleep again —

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in a thousand years —
I'll be back.

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You sure about this?

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Hold on, let me take
one last look around.

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Huh, thought I'd own
more stuff by now.

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Okay, let's do it.

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Still feels like
a bad idea, man.

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Psh,
what could go wrong?

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Wake up.

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But wait!

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I've changed my mind!

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Prismo, don't worry!

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I'll put the old man to
sleep and get you back!

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Dude, that means the Lich jacked
our entry into The Citadel!

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Aw, no, man!

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How you gonna
see your dad?

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Hello? Who are you guys?

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Could any
of you strangers tell me

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how to go home?

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I'm done with my nap.

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Old man Prismo.

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I just woke up
from my nap.

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Uh... but I'm ready
to go back to bed.

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I'd like to go home
and take a nap.

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No, old man Prismo.

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Don't talk to him!

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Are you my son?

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Old man Prismo! No!

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Lich,
I'm gonna kill you!

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Oh. dang!

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I think they're going
to The Citadel.

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I'm coming,
daddyyyyyyy!

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This party is so crazy!

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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll