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Whew!

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Ladies and gentlemen,
I have invented time travel.

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This phasical sphere
is flooded

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with info waves that scan
every second,

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logging every molecule
that passes through its volume.

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I made special gloves for it.

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Now check it out!

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It's logging time!

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I'll set the clock
back now.

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Now I'll push
the time-travel button.

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Aah!

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Eh, it's not really
time travel, though.

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You just, you know,
moved their stuff around.

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You didn't really
manipulate time.

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Ice King's done it better
before with magic.

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I enjoyed your presentation
very much, Princess.

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Thank you for inviting me.

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No!
For all intents and purposes,

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they traveled back to an earlier
point in their time.

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Eh, I guess,
but not really.

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I mean, Ice King did it
for real.

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Guy pulled
his fiancée out of time

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from a thousand years ago
using magic.

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Hey, Time, where's
my fiancée, am I right?

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Jake, don't deny
my science!

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This is a time-travel
machine.

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Hyah!

28
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Take me back to when
my ex-boyfriend Brad loved me!

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- LSP.
- What?

30
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LSP, that's not
how it works.

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It can only rearrange
your molecules

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into a previously
logged formation,

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and you need these gloves.

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- Give them to me.
- No.

35
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You witch.
Give them to me now!

36
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No, I'm sorry, but you need
to pull yourself...

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You skunk!

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- Hey!
- You skunk! You skunk!

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You pretty skunk!
You don't know heartache,

40
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with the whole Candy Kingdom
in love

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with your
pretty Bubblegum buns!

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Aah!

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Hear me,
Lumpy Space Princess,

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I will avoid declaring war

45
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on the entirety of Lumpy Space,
ruled by your parents,

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if you apologize to me
immediately!

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I'm sorry-y-y-y-y-y.

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I'm sorry you're so stupid.

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Whoa!

50
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Sheesh.

51
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Everyone in here is a loser.

52
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Nobody's as good as Brad.

53
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Oh, Brad!
Why can't I get over you?

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Have you tried burning
an effigy?

55
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That's what they do
in movies.

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This isn't a movie, Charlie!
It's real life!

57
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Another cucumber water,
your majesty?

58
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What?

59
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Oh, l-I'm sorry for staring,
but, uh, I know you.

60
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W-We used to...

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Everyone knows me.
I'm Lumpy Space Princess.

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No, uh, from high school...

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W-We were lab partners.
I'm Johnnie.

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"Ugly Johnnie"?

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Y-Yeah, you used to call me
that quite a bit.

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Yeah.

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But I can't call you that
anymore.

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Come on. Sit up straight.
Let me see them eyes.

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- Mm.
- Do it.

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Nope.

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Can't call you that anymore.

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So, what brings you to
the Candy Kingdom, Johnnie?

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Business, uh, actually.

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I own my own company, bottling
and distributing lumpy gas.

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Mm-hmm.

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And I'm up for a big contract,
uh, here in the kingdom,

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which could really help
my business "take off,"

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so to speak.
- That's so cool.

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You're like your own boss
or whatever.

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To be honest,
I'm a little nervous

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about this meeting
tomorrow.

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Why, Johnnie?

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I'm bad at talking to
people.

84
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That's because you have
poor posture.

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- Really?
- You got to stop slouching.

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Now look me in the eye!

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Yeah, stay like that.

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Boy, LSP.

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You sure are making me
feel good about myself.

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You feeling good makes me
feel good, Johnnie.

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So, where are you
staying while you're in town?

92
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I'm subletting a friend's
apartment.

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Talk is cheap, Johnnie.

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You should take me there.

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That chair?

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Oh, it used to be over there,
but I moved it.

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Johnnie, it's so nice.

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You've really made it
your own.

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- Thanks.
- Ooh! Records!

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Okay, want to see
something funny?

101
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- Yeah.
- Okay.

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Okay. Sit down.

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Okay, are you ready?

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Yeah.

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Okay!

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It's his face,
but on your body.

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I know! That's the joke!

108
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My friend Melissa and I
came up with that.

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You're smart that you get it.

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Boy, when this evening
started,

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I was feeling so dump trucks,

112
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but now it's like
a hundred forklifts!

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I feel the same way,
Johnnie.

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Do you feel this couch?

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What?

116
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'Cause it's where you're
gonna sleep!

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Seriously, it's getting late,

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and I don't want you walking
home, so I insist.

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I'll be in the other room,
sleeping peacefully...

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and dreaming about you.

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Johnnie!

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Thank you for everything.

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Johnnie.

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Go to bed already.

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You have a big day tomorrow.

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Good night.

127
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Rise and shine!

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I hope you like pancakes,
'cause I got...

129
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oh.

130
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I guess she'll be the one
who got away.

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Looking for someone?

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- You're still here!
- 'Course I am.

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Now make me some breakfast.

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Okay, Johnnie, good luck
at your meeting,

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and remember,
I'll be right over there

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sending you good vibes

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while you're wowing
Princess Bubblegum.

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Sending you good vibes.

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Yo. Why are you
so confident, man?

140
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Aren't you nervous to meet
the Princess?

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Nope. My GF Is back at my place,
sending me good vibes.

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Johnnie's friend has
so many movie channels.

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Ha-ha!
That movie was so dumb.

144
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Oh, poop! Johnnie's meeting!

145
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Wonder how it went.

146
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Johnnie!

147
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Oh, Johnnie, you're home!

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How'd it go?

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Oh, don't keep me
in suspense, Johnnie!

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I did it, babe!
I landed the sale!

151
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Johnnie, that's wonderful!

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And I couldn't have done it
without you.

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I know!

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And here's the best part...

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she wants me back
at the castle tonight

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to go over the contracts
during a royal dinner.

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Oh, my glob!

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It's gonna be so nice to have
dinner inside the castle.

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It's been awhile.
- Oh. No.

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L-It's a business meeting,
not social...

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just me and the Princess,
I'm afraid.

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- What?
- LSP?

163
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So, Bubblegum thinks she can
horn in on my territory,

164
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sip from my soup after I cut
all the onions?

165
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Yo, think again, tranch.

166
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Who... who are you
talking to?

167
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So, how are you
enjoying your time

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in the Candy Kingdom?

169
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Oh, it's just great.

170
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I met this amazing purple girl
at the Candy Tavern.

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That's wonderful, Johnnie.
Now, tell me...

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Oh, Johnnie.
"Ugly Johnnie."

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Through my tender love,
you have metamorphed

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into beautiful
Johnnie butterfly.

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Every relationship,
I gamble with my heart.

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I go all-in because the payoff
is true love.

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I see you
when I close my eyes.

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And thinking of you makes
my mind feel light.

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All my problems fade away,
and I can't help smiling.

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To let someone you love go
into the arms of another

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takes a big person.

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I don't know if I can
be that big.

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Aah. Aah.

184
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We're under attack!

185
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Can I help?

186
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No, hide yourself
beneath the tablecloth.

187
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There's cyanide-laced gum
under the table.

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Chew it if you hear raiders
break down the door.

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Okay.

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Hi, Johnnie.

191
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What are you doing here?

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I'm going to time-travel you
back

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to when we first met
at the tavern,

194
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back to when you loved me,

195
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so we can have
a second chance.

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What?

197
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Aah!

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Manfried, where
are the banana guards?

199
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Take a chill pill, Princess.
I handled it.

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What did you handle?

201
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You know. Someone drove
their car in the door,

202
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but no one was driving,

203
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and it exploded,
so I handled it.

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Mm.

205
00:10:04,653 --> 00:10:07,349
Don't chew it, don't chew it,
don't chew it!

206
00:10:14,797 --> 00:10:16,355
Johnnie?

207
00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:18,764
Come on. Sit up straight.

208
00:10:18,834 --> 00:10:20,165
Let me see them eyes.

209
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,962
- Uh...
- He's not here.

210
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What?

211
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,537
But I sent him back.

212
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The sphere would've had
to log his molecules

213
00:10:27,743 --> 00:10:30,507
before you engaged
the time-travel function.

214
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Well, then where is he?

215
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I don't know.

216
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Then if he's gone,
can you send me back

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to before I met him

218
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so I won't have to remember
this heartache?

219
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If that's what
you want.

220
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Do it. Do it!

221
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You witch!
Give me them to... what?

222
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What? Where are we?

223
00:10:55,671 --> 00:10:57,502
You asked me to
use this.

224
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Don't touch me!

225
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You pretty skunk!

226
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,143
You don't know heartache,
with the whole Candy Kingdom

227
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in love with your Bubblegum
buns!

228
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This party is so crazy!
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