1
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- Good morning, Princess!
- Aah!

2
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Finn, you scared me!

3
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I am sorry, Princess!

4
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What are you doing
here, Finn?

5
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Since I got out of my
last relationship,

6
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I've been slacking
on the job.

7
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So I'm rededicating my life
to protecting, serving,

8
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and meeting your every need.

9
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Jake said I was acting bananas
about the whole thing

10
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and wanted no part of this.

11
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It's 5:30
in the morning.

12
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That's right,
Princess.

13
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I'm getting back on the job
hard-core,

14
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giving 100% of my being,
all for you.

15
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Thank you.
That's very nice.

16
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No need to thank me, PB.
It's my job.

17
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Heh.

18
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Thank you.

19
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How am I doing
at my job, Princess?

20
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Am I crushing it?

21
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Yes, but can you
move just a bit?

22
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No, no, like...
out of the way.

23
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Oh!

24
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Okay, what else
do I need?

25
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Aw, dang it.
I forgot we're out of milk.

26
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Now I have to go get it fr...

27
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B-B-B-B-Buh!
I got it!

28
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Hyah!

29
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Milk. You wanted milk.

30
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Finn, I thought
you went home.

31
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Yes.
I do regret the slow return.

32
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But I assure you, this is the
highest quality milk available.

33
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It's mink's milk.
I milked a mink.

34
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100% dedication.

35
00:02:09,572 --> 00:02:11,335
No limits to what I'd do
for you.

36
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I'd throw Peppermint Butler
off this balcony if you asked.

37
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Sorry, Peppermint Butler.

38
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Just joking,
but kinda sorta not.

39
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You're really
going over the top here.

40
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Take it easy.
Princess' orders.

41
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Okay, I'll just
rest here.

42
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No, no. Resting on the job
is not resting.

43
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Go somewhere where
you can relax.

44
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Yes, Princess.

45
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Hyah!

46
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Hup! Hup! Hup!

47
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Hmm.

48
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Wow, PB.

49
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Sure is a nice day
to be outside.

50
00:02:59,655 --> 00:03:02,021
Hey, watch what you say
about PB, bro!

51
00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:05,618
Talk garbage about PB
one more time, bro...

52
00:03:05,695 --> 00:03:08,220
see what happens!

53
00:03:08,297 --> 00:03:09,594
Hold on one sec, PB.

54
00:03:09,665 --> 00:03:12,793
I got to deal with a real
tough guy over here.

55
00:03:13,936 --> 00:03:15,801
You got one last chance
to apologize

56
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before I dishonor you
like you did m'lady.

57
00:03:18,608 --> 00:03:20,542
All right, bro,
have it your way.

58
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Hyah!

59
00:03:22,178 --> 00:03:24,237
Where's your pants, bro?
Where's your honor now?

60
00:03:24,313 --> 00:03:26,247
Everyone's laughing
at your undies.

61
00:03:26,315 --> 00:03:28,715
It's real uncomfortable.
What's up?

62
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Heh.

63
00:03:32,054 --> 00:03:33,715
Whoa!
Wowzers!

64
00:03:33,790 --> 00:03:36,384
No!

65
00:03:36,459 --> 00:03:38,427
Did you drop this car
on m'lady, bro?

66
00:03:38,494 --> 00:03:40,086
Leave this dump now.

67
00:03:41,664 --> 00:03:43,256
You dropped a car
on m'lady, bro.

68
00:03:43,332 --> 00:03:44,924
Now I gotta restore
her honor.

69
00:03:45,001 --> 00:03:46,263
Hope you're wearing underwear.

70
00:03:47,336 --> 00:03:48,860
Huh?

71
00:03:50,139 --> 00:03:50,969
Uh!

72
00:03:52,508 --> 00:03:54,476
Whoa. Dude's got awesome powers.

73
00:03:54,544 --> 00:03:56,171
Hey, dude, you got
awesome powers!

74
00:03:57,346 --> 00:03:59,439
Ra-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!

75
00:04:01,751 --> 00:04:03,116
You gonna kill me, bro?

76
00:04:03,186 --> 00:04:04,118
No...

77
00:04:04,187 --> 00:04:05,779
instead I will pluck out
your eyes

78
00:04:05,855 --> 00:04:07,379
with the point of my sword

79
00:04:07,457 --> 00:04:09,152
and whenever you try to see
stuff,

80
00:04:09,225 --> 00:04:11,090
you will think only
of me...

81
00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,684
Rattleballs!

82
00:04:12,762 --> 00:04:15,390
Aaaah!

83
00:04:15,465 --> 00:04:18,093
Do it! I ain't a baby!

84
00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:20,533
Do it, bro-o-o-o!

85
00:04:25,341 --> 00:04:26,933
You have a warrior's spirit...

86
00:04:28,077 --> 00:04:30,272
something I haven't seen
in a long time.

87
00:04:30,346 --> 00:04:32,211
But your swordsmanship
is pbht!

88
00:04:32,281 --> 00:04:36,115
You should learn to master your
weapon before you draw it.

89
00:04:36,185 --> 00:04:37,618
What?

90
00:04:37,687 --> 00:04:39,552
You're just gonna tell me
I'm terrible and walk away?

91
00:04:39,622 --> 00:04:42,489
Teach me sword stuff, man!

92
00:04:49,432 --> 00:04:50,899
I know you're back there.

93
00:04:50,967 --> 00:04:52,195
I brought you a muffin.

94
00:04:52,268 --> 00:04:54,702
I don't eat muffins. I'm a robot.

95
00:04:54,770 --> 00:04:56,795
Look, I know
you don't know me

96
00:04:56,873 --> 00:04:58,067
and we got off
on the wrong foot,

97
00:04:58,140 --> 00:05:02,304
but please, dude,
teach me how to use the sword.

98
00:05:02,378 --> 00:05:03,276
Ple-e-e-ase.

99
00:05:04,981 --> 00:05:06,642
- You okay?
- No.

100
00:05:06,716 --> 00:05:09,685
When I was a young robot,
I went horseback riding...

101
00:05:09,752 --> 00:05:11,549
no one taught me
how to post.

102
00:05:11,621 --> 00:05:13,384
The horse took a crazy jump,

103
00:05:13,456 --> 00:05:15,720
and I came down
on the saddle hard.

104
00:05:15,791 --> 00:05:18,658
One of my gumballs
bounced up inside me...

105
00:05:18,728 --> 00:05:21,720
it's been lodged
in a weird spot for years.

106
00:05:21,797 --> 00:05:24,027
Oh. Here...

107
00:05:25,167 --> 00:05:26,532
Errr!

108
00:05:26,602 --> 00:05:28,365
Eh...
More to the left...

109
00:05:28,437 --> 00:05:30,098
Getting closer...

110
00:05:30,172 --> 00:05:32,037
Closer!

111
00:05:32,108 --> 00:05:33,541
Hoh!
You got it!

112
00:05:35,611 --> 00:05:37,238
Thank you!
- Yeah.

113
00:05:37,313 --> 00:05:39,804
Perhaps you feel a sense of
indebted obligation to me?

114
00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:43,682
Yes, I will teach you
the sword stuff.

115
00:05:43,753 --> 00:05:47,189
Lesson one... block my eggs.

116
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Yut.

117
00:05:49,191 --> 00:05:50,658
Yut.

118
00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,353
Ha! Got one!

119
00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:55,788
Egg-cellent!

120
00:05:59,702 --> 00:06:02,136
Whoa!

121
00:06:02,204 --> 00:06:03,501
Ooh!

122
00:06:03,573 --> 00:06:05,803
Ooh! Ooh!

123
00:06:11,681 --> 00:06:13,012
Yeah!

124
00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:14,549
That's right. I can take it.

125
00:06:14,617 --> 00:06:16,778
Yeaaaah!

126
00:06:18,888 --> 00:06:20,651
You have done well today.

127
00:06:20,723 --> 00:06:22,588
You've felt the sting
of the yolk,

128
00:06:22,658 --> 00:06:25,218
endured the sizzle
of the mini BBQ.

129
00:06:25,294 --> 00:06:28,263
Perhaps you are ready to learn
my secret technique.

130
00:06:28,331 --> 00:06:30,196
Secret technique!

131
00:06:30,266 --> 00:06:31,733
Watch.

132
00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:35,370
What the?

133
00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:36,928
The shadowless thrust.

134
00:06:37,006 --> 00:06:38,496
Your blade must be
swift enough

135
00:06:38,574 --> 00:06:40,337
to slice the air between you
and the target,

136
00:06:40,409 --> 00:06:43,037
removing all wind
resistance.

137
00:06:44,347 --> 00:06:46,281
Now you try.

138
00:06:48,351 --> 00:06:50,342
Again.

139
00:06:54,190 --> 00:06:56,954
So, am I a master
swordsman now?

140
00:06:57,026 --> 00:07:00,587
You will be, if you train
this hard every day...

141
00:07:00,663 --> 00:07:02,597
for 10 years...

142
00:07:02,665 --> 00:07:04,394
And get a robot body.

143
00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:05,559
Oh.

144
00:07:05,635 --> 00:07:08,035
So, uh, why you livin'
in this dump?

145
00:07:08,104 --> 00:07:10,800
You should be out in the world
savin' fancy ladies and junk.

146
00:07:10,873 --> 00:07:13,740
That, my friend,
is a long tale...

147
00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:16,039
which I will tell you now.

148
00:07:16,112 --> 00:07:19,104
It was a much wilder time
in the Candy Kingdom.

149
00:07:19,181 --> 00:07:22,116
I was a member of an elite
robot police force

150
00:07:22,184 --> 00:07:24,209
created by
Princess Bubblegum.

151
00:07:24,286 --> 00:07:26,254
Her previous attempts
at law enforcement

152
00:07:26,322 --> 00:07:28,222
had been a bunch of goofs.

153
00:07:28,290 --> 00:07:29,552
Stop him!

154
00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:33,254
Go! Go! Go! Go!

155
00:07:33,329 --> 00:07:36,298
Our righteous swords cut
a swath through the chaos.

156
00:07:36,365 --> 00:07:38,526
But we were too successful.

157
00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:45,106
Unfortunately, we were still
programmed for violence.

158
00:08:02,258 --> 00:08:03,452
Oh!

159
00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:05,756
One, two, one, two,

160
00:08:05,828 --> 00:08:09,127
one, two,
one, two.

161
00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:11,689
Okay, robots, all the number
ones go stand

162
00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:14,167
on that platform
over there.

163
00:08:14,236 --> 00:08:16,431
And all the number twos
just turn around

164
00:08:16,505 --> 00:08:18,302
and face the wall.

165
00:08:18,374 --> 00:08:19,841
And no peeking.

166
00:08:19,909 --> 00:08:23,208
We were programmed
to follow her commands 100%.

167
00:08:23,279 --> 00:08:24,507
But through sheer force
of will...

168
00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:26,275
Nnnnnng!

169
00:08:26,348 --> 00:08:30,375
I was able to overcome it.

170
00:08:30,453 --> 00:08:33,115
We had been judged too dangerous
to stay operational

171
00:08:33,189 --> 00:08:36,215
and sentenced to death.

172
00:08:36,292 --> 00:08:41,059
Number twos,
chop, chop.

173
00:08:50,773 --> 00:08:53,071
I alone escaped...

174
00:08:53,142 --> 00:08:56,134
while my compatriots became
minimalist furniture.

175
00:08:56,212 --> 00:08:58,077
Ah, sorry.

176
00:08:58,147 --> 00:09:00,741
I've lived as a fugitive in
this junkyard ever since.

177
00:09:00,816 --> 00:09:04,308
That is why you must never tell
Princess Bubblegum about me.

178
00:09:04,386 --> 00:09:06,013
If she ever found out...

179
00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:09,854
she would have me destroyed.

180
00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:12,223
Rattleballs
is still what?

181
00:09:12,294 --> 00:09:13,886
He asked me not to
tell you,

182
00:09:13,963 --> 00:09:16,363
but I could not break my oath
to serve you m'lady, 100%.

183
00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:19,697
Captain Root Beer Guy,
assemble my guard.

184
00:09:25,741 --> 00:09:27,333
Hello, Princess.

185
00:09:27,409 --> 00:09:28,740
Sorry, Ree-B-Z.

186
00:09:28,811 --> 00:09:30,642
My oath to the Princess
comes first.

187
00:09:30,713 --> 00:09:33,204
But once you two talk it out,
she'll see you mean no harm.

188
00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,682
Banana guards,
destroy!

189
00:09:35,751 --> 00:09:37,218
- So be it.
- Wait!

190
00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:40,187
Cha-a-a-a-rge!

191
00:09:40,256 --> 00:09:41,518
Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!

192
00:09:41,590 --> 00:09:44,286
Ugh!

193
00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,191
Cha-a-a-a-a-r...

194
00:09:48,831 --> 00:09:51,629
Rattleballs!

195
00:09:55,871 --> 00:09:58,271
R. B., don't!

196
00:09:58,340 --> 00:10:00,535
You think I'm dangerous,
Princess?

197
00:10:00,609 --> 00:10:02,099
Dang right I do!

198
00:10:02,178 --> 00:10:04,373
You killed
all my banana guards!

199
00:10:04,446 --> 00:10:07,040
No, Princess, look!
They're only bruised.

200
00:10:08,584 --> 00:10:09,710
Hey, you hit me.

201
00:10:09,785 --> 00:10:12,982
I no longer crave mindless
violence.

202
00:10:13,055 --> 00:10:15,819
I have found peace
in meditation, gardening...

203
00:10:15,891 --> 00:10:17,722
egg throwing.

204
00:10:17,793 --> 00:10:20,591
I hope time has also made you
less bloodthirsty, Princess.

205
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,563
But do with me as you will.

206
00:10:22,631 --> 00:10:24,565
In my heart,
I still serve you...

207
00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:26,362
100%.

208
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,262
Bigger pimples mean bigger dimples,

209
00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:30,703
so mash up your mush...

210
00:10:30,773 --> 00:10:32,331
Ahem...

211
00:10:32,408 --> 00:10:34,467
Okay, everybody.

212
00:10:34,543 --> 00:10:36,841
I took care of Rattleballs.

213
00:10:36,912 --> 00:10:39,312
Ooh, wow. Cool.

214
00:10:39,381 --> 00:10:41,042
Show's back on.

215
00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:51,987
Everything's settled.

216
00:10:52,061 --> 00:10:53,722
I don't have to go back
on my order,

217
00:10:53,796 --> 00:10:56,458
and you can protect
the kingdom from the shadows.

218
00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:58,124
Thank you, Princess.

219
00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,293
That's marginally better
than hiding in a dump.

220
00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:04,028
Wait.

221
00:11:04,106 --> 00:11:06,233
- Hmm?
- I dub thee...

222
00:11:06,308 --> 00:11:08,401
Sir Rattleballs!

223
00:11:40,809 --> 00:11:47,800
This party is so crazy!
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