Cinnamon bun!
What the heck are you doing out in the woods?
I asked you 20 minutes ago to take these drinks around for us.
Oh. Oh!
"around for us"!
I thought you said "walk to the zoo and back."
Gah!
Finn,
Cinnamon bun's gonna tend the juice bar now.
I have a special job for you.
As ooo's greatest champion, i'm relying on you to keep
Lumpy space princess from crashing this wedding.
I went ahead and deputized you, so, you know, no holds barred.
Got it?
Yeah!
Oh. But what about jake?
Well, honestly, i haven't seen jake this happy in a while.
I kind of don't want to squash his groove.
Hands off, little piggies!
Knock knock!
Hey, tree trunks!
Oh, hey, princess.
Wow!
You look prettier than a sippy cup in a snow bank.
Thanks, tree trunks.
Now listen — i don't want you to worry about a thing.
I've got finn on lsp duty, and we're keeping your ex-Husbands,
Randy, danny, and wyatt, 100 feet apart at all times,
At least until it's time for me to perform the ceremony.
Oh, well, uh, princess —
I appreciate your generosity,
Going to all this trouble to hijack my wedding and all,
But you can't perform the ceremony.
What?
Why not?
Well, i'm sorry, but i just don't recognize your "authority"
On such matters.
I can only be married by his holiness,
The one true king of ooo.
What?
That fraud?
Now, i know his teachings—
That fraud is here?
Uh, why, yes, but —
Oh, dear.
Mama, i'm afraid i've offended the princess.
Oh, nonsense, baby.
She's probably just jealous 'cause you're about to marry
Such a handsome, fine, saucy man!
Oh, but he is a saucy fine bolog-Nah factory!
Mm-Hmm!
I'll tell you what.
I'd like to open up that hood, see how the bolog-Nah gets made!
Mm!
Mama, please!
Please don't call him a saucy, fine bolog-Nah factory!
Bolog-Nah factory!
Oh! My perfect day!
What else could go wrong?
Please go on — describe the next "thought-Form."
Um... L see, like, reddish-Green blotches.
Ah! Ha ha ha!
One year good luck.
I've waited a long time for this, king of ooo.
And now i'm gonna expose you in
Front of everyone for what you really are.
Yay!
H-Hey, barkeep, can i have another one of these ciders?
Sure!
Hey, little robot, how you doing?
I am the best!
I love weddings, i love flowers, i love i-O-O-O-O-O-O-Ove!
Hey, did you know i used to be married to tree trunks?
N-O-O-O-O-O-O!
Heh, yeah.
It was just me and t.T.
We had some wild times back in the day.
Did you know i once took her to play tennis?
N-O-O-O-O!
Yep. Tennis.
I took her to one of those,
Uh... Paddles or whatever, you know?
No.
Yeah, she left me.
She said i was stifling her spirit.
I mean —
You know, what — not enough tennis for you?
No...
It's starting!
The ceremony is starting!
Oh, no!
I'm missing the love!
No!
Uh... Please, stay here.
This is cathartic.
You're a good listener.
Oh.
Okay.
Sweetie, you look so nice.
Shh.
Sounds really sweet.
Lumpy space princess?
Is that you?
Let me go to this part-Y-Y-Y!
Aah!
It's not your party, lsp.
Poor finn.
Don't you know?
Every party...
Is my party!
I'm just gonna look in this guy's blimp,
Make sure everything's in accordance...
With the laws.
Psst!
Sweetie, what're you doing'?
Hmm?
Get out of my way, finn!
Oh, my glob!
You're touching my woman's body!
Okay, dear.
Now up you come.
Don't hurry this.
Here we go.
Whoa, whoa, kids!
Got to finish the ceremony first.
Keep the baby in the basket.
Everyone at the party get ready
'cause here comes a hot bunch of grapes!
Aaaaaaaaah!
Oh, my glob!
We've gathered here on this beautiful day,
Under my life-Giving sun,
To celebrate the enjointment of mr. Pig
And tree trunks, the little elephant.
These two weird animals first...
Oh, i bet some cute weddings are happening over there.
Bmo, you're so nice.
Those flowers look really cool.
Oh, i've had a hard life.
People seem cute.
They seem nice.
But then when you can't stop crying because they beat you
At tennis that one time, they call you a baby!
Yeah, cute nice babies.
Bmo?
Mm-Hmm?
Bmo, would you move in with me?
Do you, mr. Pig take tree trunks to be your ever-Wedded wife,
Forever following the teachings of me,
The true king of ooo?
I do.
And do you, tree trunks...
Do you promise to love mr. Pig forever
And spend the next five years with me in my serenity compound,
Performing simple household repairs,
To have and to hold, in sickness and in health,
In my gated mountain compound?
I...
Everybody get ready...
To pay attention to me!
I-I-I-I-I-I...
I-I-I-I-I-I'd-
Oh!
Ev-Everybody! Hey!
I'm here!
Look at my bouq —
Unh!
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Ahh!
My zep!
Everybody, this wedding is a farce!
A criminal farce!
Hey, just what are you egging at here?
I'll tell you what i'm egging at.
I'm egging at this outdated wedding-Officiant license!
Oh!
Oh, is that what this is about?
You must've found that in my back records.
I have the up-To-Date paperwork right here.
Oh!
What?
Uh...
Hey, wait.
How did you get that?
I could've swore it was locked in my zep.
Nope! Shh!
Nope' nope, nope!
Stop talking! Go to jail!
Oh!
Yeah.
Princess bubblegum, you have gone too far.
We stand together against your tyranny.
Hey, everybody.
Your prison may hold one of us, but it may not hold all of us.
Oh, poor tree trunks.
Wait. Where's my mama?
Has anyone see my —
Oh!
No, mama!
Well, i guess this is it, sweetie.
Oh. Oh, no.
The elephant graveyard is calling to me now.
Okay, hold your horses.
I'm comin'.
Mr. Wait, tree trunks!
Look around!
Everyone we care about is all here together.
Finn, uncle donald,
Banana guard #1, jake, jake jr., everybody!
We could have the ceremony right here.
Hey, yeah!
King of ooo, will you do the honors?
Are you crazy?
That loopy bird is gonna string me up sideways!
You can perform your own dang ceremony!
Kingofooo.Com!
Oh. Oh, dear.
Oh, my gosh.
Tree trunks, did you hear?
Huh?
The king said you could perform your own dang ceremony.
Yeah, that really stung.
But...
But... The king's word is law.
I can perform my own dang ceremony?
Are you up to it, t.T.?
I'll try.
I guess it's time.
A-Are you ready?
Oh, okay. Urn, uh...
Do you, mr. Pig, take me, tree trunks,
To be your beautiful wedded wife?
I do.
And do i, mr. Pig, take him to be your lawful wedded husband,
Tree trunks?
I do.
Then, you...
You may kiss the bride.
Mwah!
Oh, geez.
Let 'em all go, banana guard #3.
Uh... What?
I just can't stay mad at something so cute.
Did she just say "let everyone go"?
Looks like we've got the whole place to ourselves,
If you know what i'm saying.
Mr. Wait. D-Don't you think there might be cameras down here?
I hope so.
This party is so crazy!