1
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Tickle, tickle, tickle!

2
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Wakey, wakey, wake!

3
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Yoo yoo yoo yoo yoo yoo

4
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Wow.
That was really something.

5
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Really something.

6
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- Sure, i'll hold.
- Thank you for your time.

7
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Hello? I'd like to take
a few minutes of your time

8
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To tell you about an amazing
vitamin supplement.

9
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But first,
just let me ask you,

10
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Do you ever feel
that no matter what you eat,

11
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You're still
tired and sluggish and...

12
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Filled with nagging anxiety
and doubt and —

13
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Root beer guy, get your head
back in the game!

14
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Hello, ma'am. I'd like to take
a few minutes of your time —

15
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Hello?

16
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What we need is to cut out
the middle man.

17
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- Hey, root beer guy.
- Hey.

18
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Dude, we should start
our own place.

19
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Next stop,
lollipop park estates.

20
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This is good.
What is this?

21
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Candy.

22
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Hmm.

23
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Oh, i've got a closing argument
tomorrow, root beer guy.

24
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I knew there was trouble,

25
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I could smell it
on the hot evening breeze.

26
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Fortunately for me,
trouble is my favorite thing

27
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Because i'm joe milkshake.

28
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I kicked down the door with one
swift, decisive motion.

29
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No.

30
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With one swift
and decisive motion,

31
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I kicked down the door.

32
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No.

33
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"the door was kicked down
by me swiftly

34
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With not many motions

35
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But a whole lot of decisiveness
was used by me

36
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That was apparent
to everybody."

37
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Ugh.

38
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Aaaaaaaaaah!

39
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Hmm.

40
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What are you doing?

41
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Let me go!

42
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No!

43
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Yeah!

44
00:03:04,666 --> 00:03:07,044
- Hey. Hey, are you awake?
- Not really.

45
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Well, this is gonna
sound crazy,

46
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But i think i saw princess
bubblegum get kidnapped,

47
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And the perpetrators
were that finn and jake.

48
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Okay, sweetie.

49
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That sounds like
an interesting dream.

50
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- But it did happen.

51
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You need to eat something
before you go to work,

52
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And you can't keep falling
asleep at your typewriter.

53
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It's bad for your back.

54
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Besides, i miss you at night.

55
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I'm sorry, sweetie.

56
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I couldn't stop thinking about
that weird stuff

57
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I saw last night when i was
peeking through the bushes.

58
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Ugh!
Peeking through the bushes?

59
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You've been warping your mind
with all this mystery stuff.

60
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I swear, sometimes i think
you love that novel of yours

61
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More than you love me.

62
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You've been working on it

63
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Every night for 10 years,
and for what?

64
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Look at me, root beer guy!

65
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I'm a cherry cream soda,

66
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And i have the same needs as any
other cherry cream soda

67
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Or even
diet cream soda!

68
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I didn't know what to say,

69
00:04:07,270 --> 00:04:10,399
But joe milkshake
never was a talky guy.

70
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On my way to work
that morning,

71
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I decided to lake a second look
at the crime scene.

72
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Hmm.

73
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Lake butterscotch?
Hmm.

74
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Root beer guy!
Root beer guy!

75
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Root beer guy!

76
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How many bottles of product
you sell this month?

77
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Zero.

78
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Great! Least you can
count to zero!

79
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You know, maybe if
you'd give me the new leads...

80
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You haven't earned
the new leads.

81
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It's easy to do when you have
all the leads.

82
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- Exactly.
- Hey, root beer guy.

83
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It's all about the leads.

84
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See? I told you!
It's candy stucco.

85
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Stucco feels great.

86
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Hmm. When you're right,
you're right.

87
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All right, you two.

88
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What were you doing last night
with princess bubblegum?

89
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- Uh...
- Hmm...

90
00:05:04,327 --> 00:05:06,079
We were home last night.
- Yeah.

91
00:05:06,162 --> 00:05:07,914
We were doing that...
Thing.

92
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That was a great thing
we were doing at home

93
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With no other witnesses.

94
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But we're each other's
witnesses.

95
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Yeah!
- But i saw you.

96
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Look, man, you didn't
see nothin'.

97
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Hmph!

98
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Mr. Banana guard, you've got
to arrest those guys!

99
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Come on!

100
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These are the guys!
They're kidnappers!

101
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You have to arrest them
and find out

102
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Where they're
hiding princess bubblegum.

103
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Princess bubblegum?
She's right around the corner!

104
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Oh, princess bubblegum!

105
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Yes?

106
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I think some banana guards

107
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Wish to speak with you.

108
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Where are those banana guards?

109
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- Your highness!
Greetings, your majesty!

110
00:05:53,585 --> 00:05:56,304
Your skin is looking
lovely today.

111
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Oh, thanks!

112
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It's really, really orange!

113
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Ugh!

114
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I've been using this new, uh,
marmalade spray-On tan.

115
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Yeah. Cinnamon bun...

116
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Bingo-Bango.

117
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This was my lucky break.

118
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With one decisive motion,
i kicked down the door.

119
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So, uh, being tan is
my thing now.

120
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Quickly, i scanned the room
for the —

121
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Oh, man.

122
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"caramel court,"

123
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"cotton candy crescent."

124
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"lollipop park estates" —
bingo-Bang—

125
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Aha! Huh?

126
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Bingo-Bango.

127
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Bonsoir, monsieur.

128
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Would you
like me to turn down the bed?

129
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Uh, look what i've got.

130
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The security tape will show

131
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That finn and jake kidnapped
princess bubblegum.

132
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Finn and jake
would never do that!

133
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Oh, yeah? Prepare to have
your mind blown...

134
00:07:01,402 --> 00:07:03,325
After i put this tape
in the vcr,

135
00:07:03,404 --> 00:07:05,452
Just to make sure i got
the right one.

136
00:07:05,532 --> 00:07:07,785
I'm pretty sure i did!

137
00:07:09,661 --> 00:07:10,833
Hey, yes! This is it!

138
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- Aaaaaaaaaah!
- Bingo-Bango!

139
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I've got to get to the —

140
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Are you in the tub, sweetie?
I'm going out!

141
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I've got to get this tape
to the banana guards

142
00:07:21,756 --> 00:07:24,851
Or the newspaper
or maybe the d.A. Or something.

143
00:07:24,926 --> 00:07:27,145
Hey, root beer guy.

144
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You were not supposed
to view this tape.

145
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But — but how did
you guys know'?

146
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I told them.

147
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That's right.
I did it for us!

148
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Oh, this thing is eating you
alive, root beer guy!

149
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But it's all i've got.

150
00:07:44,154 --> 00:07:47,954
Hey, this looks kind
of personal.

151
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Hmph.

152
00:08:05,508 --> 00:08:07,010
Mr. Pudding —

153
00:08:07,093 --> 00:08:08,686
Oh, you can just call me
"buck."

154
00:08:08,761 --> 00:08:10,013
Uh, buck, those —

155
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No need to be formal here,
son.

156
00:08:11,973 --> 00:08:13,350
Those guys who were
just in here —

157
00:08:13,433 --> 00:08:14,935
Can you tell me
what they bought?

158
00:08:15,018 --> 00:08:16,941
Well, let's see —

159
00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:19,899
A shovel, a saw,
some plastic bags,

160
00:08:19,981 --> 00:08:24,361
Some duct tape, a bludgeon,
a mop, rubber gloves.

161
00:08:24,444 --> 00:08:26,492
Say, mr. — buck,
do you know anything

162
00:08:26,571 --> 00:08:28,494
About this
lake butterscotch?

163
00:08:28,573 --> 00:08:31,372
Right nice spot,
lake butterscotch —

164
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Miles from where anyone could
hear a person scream,

165
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If a person were
screaming for some reason.

166
00:08:36,414 --> 00:08:38,166
Creepy now that
i think about it.

167
00:08:38,249 --> 00:08:40,502
Nothing up there these days
but some abandoned cabins.

168
00:08:40,585 --> 00:08:42,508
Nice place to hide a body

169
00:08:42,587 --> 00:08:44,635
If you were into
that sort of thing.

170
00:08:44,714 --> 00:08:47,217
Son, now, what are you doing
in my pickup truck'?

171
00:09:09,572 --> 00:09:11,199
- Yeah?
- Don't hang up!

172
00:09:11,282 --> 00:09:12,704
I'm root beer guy.

173
00:09:12,784 --> 00:09:14,286
I'm the guy who kidnapped
princess bubblegum.

174
00:09:14,369 --> 00:09:16,121
Yeah, yeah. I wrapped her
in a carpet — yeah —

175
00:09:16,204 --> 00:09:17,877
And i'm gonna dump her
in lake butterscotch!

176
00:09:17,956 --> 00:09:19,503
I'm completely insane!

177
00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:22,802
But you still have time
to stop me.

178
00:09:22,877 --> 00:09:26,882
Get up to lake butterscotch
right now, banana guard.

179
00:09:28,466 --> 00:09:30,434
And i took a boat out
after 8:00.

180
00:09:30,510 --> 00:09:32,057
Emergency!

181
00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:35,265
Quickly, to lake butterscotch!
Wee-Ooo! Wee—

182
00:09:36,891 --> 00:09:39,565
Wee-Ooo! Wee-Ooo!

183
00:09:39,644 --> 00:09:41,271
Wee-Ooo! Wee-Ooo!

184
00:09:41,354 --> 00:09:42,731
Ugh!

185
00:09:42,814 --> 00:09:44,691
Wee-Ooo! Wee-Ooo! Wee-Ooo!

186
00:09:44,774 --> 00:09:47,402
Use the licorice lace lasso!

187
00:09:48,945 --> 00:09:51,118
Whoa!

188
00:09:51,197 --> 00:09:52,995
Oh, my word! Get those guys!

189
00:09:53,074 --> 00:09:54,701
They're my accomplices!

190
00:09:54,784 --> 00:09:56,912
- Oh. Okay.
- I got it!

191
00:09:58,288 --> 00:09:59,961
Busted, you boat crimer.

192
00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,088
It's...

193
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,760
Finn and jake?

194
00:10:04,836 --> 00:10:06,554
Well, guys...

195
00:10:06,629 --> 00:10:08,882
It looks like you caught us.

196
00:10:08,965 --> 00:10:11,434
Okay, princess.
You can come out now.

197
00:10:14,971 --> 00:10:17,895
Princess!

198
00:10:17,974 --> 00:10:21,524
Oh, yeah.
It is the princess.

199
00:10:23,521 --> 00:10:25,319
Congratulations!

200
00:10:25,398 --> 00:10:26,820
Whee! Whee!

201
00:10:26,899 --> 00:10:29,698
You were so good
at solving the case.

202
00:10:29,777 --> 00:10:31,324
Um, what case'?

203
00:10:31,404 --> 00:10:33,077
The fake kidnapping.

204
00:10:33,156 --> 00:10:35,534
To test the candy kingdom's
security system?

205
00:10:35,616 --> 00:10:37,289
We didn't solve that case.

206
00:10:37,368 --> 00:10:40,872
But if you weren't following
the clues i left, who was?

207
00:10:40,955 --> 00:10:43,049
Um...
It's root beer guy.

208
00:10:43,124 --> 00:10:46,219
Then why the jumping jay
is he in handcuffs?

209
00:10:46,294 --> 00:10:47,967
Uh, he went boating.

210
00:10:56,429 --> 00:10:58,477
That was a great night,
baby.

211
00:10:58,556 --> 00:11:00,479
We haven't danced like that
in years.

212
00:11:00,558 --> 00:11:02,560
I'm so proud of you,

213
00:11:02,643 --> 00:11:05,487
Mr. Captain
of the banana guards.

214
00:11:40,473 --> 00:11:42,726
This party is so crazy!