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Ripped By mstoll

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Jake?

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Jake?

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- Hey, man.
- Hey, dude.

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You still thinking
about...

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Yeah.

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Yeah? Me, too.

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Princess Bubblegum's
ready for us,

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so we should go.
- Okay.

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Just give me a few more
months in here

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and I'll be ready.

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It's okay, man.
Just... just play it off.

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Just make
a-a normal face.

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See? Normal face.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for coming.

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We may begin the ceremony!

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Thanks for bringing us
along on the trip, Peebs.

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Yeah.
It's unfortunate we can't enjoy

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some of these cool things
we're passing by,

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but I guess we could do that

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the next time
we're in the Desert of Wonders,

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whenever that is!

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We're on a mission
to collect samples only.

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I want to start
colonizing this area

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by the end of the year.

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You are killing me, PB!

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James, give
a readout on fuel.

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Right away, Princess.

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Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop!
Beet!

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We have a surplus of fuel,

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so after we collect samples,
we may explore.

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Yeah!

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I'm glad James is
on this trip.

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Hey, James,
thumbs up, buddy!

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Dude, James is kind of,
uh, goofy.

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I wasn't gonna
say anything, but yeah.

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Maybe when we get
to know him better,

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it'll be charming.

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James, slow down.
We're here.

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I'm registering
mondo mega rads down there.

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I'll ready the radiation suits
upon landing.

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Excellent.
Take us down.

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Hold on to your sack lunch!

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Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt!

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Okay.

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You guys collect as many
surface samples as you can...

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rocks, plants, dirt,
anything.

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Mostly looks like
it's just dirt here.

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This will be fun.

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Jake, open up the basket.
I'm gonna make a shot!

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Do it!

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Chk-chk! Whoop!

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Ha ha!

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Wah-wah!

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Hmm.

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Aah! Ach!
Brownstadt!

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Guys, run!

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James, speed up that
sack lunch!

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Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt!

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Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt!
Vrrt! Vrrt!

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Ugh!

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Whoa! Ugh!

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Ugh!

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Everyone okay?

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Huh?

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Oh, my garf!
What are they?

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Uh, they're toxic creatures
from another time.

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Okay, let's see...

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suspension's all donked,
navigation's lost,

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and the ship's legs
are kaput.

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We're dead in the water.

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Chk! Ah-oogah!

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Oh, yuck! Come on!
Manners!

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Gotta brain out
the situation.

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Those goo monsters will barf
their way through the hull

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in mere minutes.

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Finn, what should we do?

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Uh... let's radio
for help.

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Good idea, but looks
like the radio's kaplowed.

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Pbbt! I can fix that radio.

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Mrow-row-row!

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Pling!

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With this!

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It's a lucky coin!
Bam!

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When I bust out my coin,
great stuff happens,

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like when I was chosen to go
on this mission

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with you guys!
Hee hee hee hee hee!

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Mnh. Mnh.
James, that's not helping!

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- Don't panic, baby.
- Yes.

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James is very resourceful.
He'll work it out.

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Vrrt! Veet! Vrrt! Vreet!

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Vrrt! Gzzzh! Jzzt! Bwr!

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Look, Princess...
I invented a coin-operated

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coin screwdrive-e-e-r!

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See what I mean?
Good job, James.

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Come on, guys.

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Let's take inventory
of the emergency gear.

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Lucky coin strikes again!

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Hey, Preebros,
I know things seem bad,

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but I'll figure out
a plan.

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I know, Finn.

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Dude, I found us some flares!
I saved us!

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Right on!

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Hey, dudes,
the radio is fixed!

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Good grod!
I love you, James!

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I knew you could
do it, James!

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You know, James, I wasn't
sure about you at first,

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but you're okay.

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Thanks, Jake.
I wasn't sure about you, either.

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Chk-chk.
- James...

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the radio's
still not working!

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I'm not getting any signal.

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What the skunk?

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James, it's all
sanched up!

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James is like, "wha?"

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It was working just
a second ago, I swears!

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I went, like,
"choo-choo-choo!"

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And the radio was like,

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"pch-choo-whichoo-whichoo-
whichoo-whichoo,"

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and then I was like...

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I take it back.
This guy's totally cuckoo!

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This is my cuckoo face.

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He did his best,
you guys.

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Right, right.

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Okay, time for plan "B."

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James, pass me them flares.

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Chk-oo! Boop!

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A flare for my liege.

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James, where are
the flares?

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What?

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May... maybe they're, uh,
invisible flares.

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Finn, PB,
can I speak to you

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in the other room,
please?

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You want to do this
trust-huddle style, buddy?

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Mm.

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So, what's all
the hubbub?

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What's up
with that James dude?

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Yeah. Do you think James could be
breaking things on purpose?

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No.
James wouldn't do that.

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Wake up!
Dude's a saboteur.

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- It's not James.
- What's not James?

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I got lonely up front.

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I wanted to see
what y'all are up to.

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Hey, that gives me
an idea.

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Me, too! Vrrt!

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Just kidding!
I don't have any ideas.

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Diversion.
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Diversion.

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Time to set up
a diversion.

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- You see anything, bruddah?
- Ah, I got bunkus.

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Wait.

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If we jam up to that cliff face,
I think we can climb...

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Whoop.
More goo bros.

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What the...

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Yah!

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That won't hold them
for long.

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It can't end like this.
I got a lady and five kids!

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I thought I'd outlive at least
one of them!

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Here, man. Take this.

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Your lucky coin?

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Yeah, man.
It always keeps me calm.

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Who shot that flare,
James?

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We don't have
time to point fingers.

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You're right.

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There's only one way out
of this jam.

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One of us has to eat
the big one

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so the others can survive.

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And I'm gonna be that one.

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I'll run up there,
get the creatures to chase me,

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and while they're busy noshing
on my teen-boy body,

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you three
can climb to safety.

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Don't try to talk me
out of it.

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I got crystal certainty.

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This is what it means
to be a he...

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Wha?

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James, we need to talk.

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So, what do you say?

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Sure thing, Princess!

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Byong!

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Ugh! Huh?
Why did...

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Jake?

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Wh-Where's James?

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Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt!

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James!

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Aah! James, look out!

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Ohh. PB!
What's going on?

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Finn, I need to explain
something really heavy.

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I was the one who sabotaged
all your escape plans.

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I calculated the chance
of success

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for every possible
escape plan,

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and none of them
were going to work.

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You said it yourself...
there was only one way out.

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Someone was going to have
to eat the big one

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to save the others.

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James did something
really noble to save us.

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But I wanted to do it.

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Why didn't you let me?

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There's a reason.

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With this sample of James,
I can clone a new one.

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He's candy, but you're not.

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I can't clone another you.

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Whoa.

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I made the best
choice available.

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James served the candy kingdom
on a dangerous mission,

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and even though he is gone,

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and it's super sad,

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I would like to honor
James...

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with this new James
I whipped up in the lab!

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Jeet!

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Here you go, James...
an award for bravery.

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Let's hear it for James!

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Is this right or wrong?
I can't tell.

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Hey, cool.
Did I do something cool?

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Do I do something
cool?

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I don't know, man.

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Here's your coin, James.

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Gzzt!

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Wow! This day keeps getting
better and better!

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Ehh.

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Vrrt. Vrrt.

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Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt.

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Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt.

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Vrrt. Vrrt.

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This party is so crazy!

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