1
00:00:24,910 --> 00:00:31,910
Ripped By mstoll

2
00:00:45,455 --> 00:00:47,548
Your butt is mine, Joshua!

3
00:00:47,624 --> 00:00:50,149
What? My butt?

4
00:00:50,226 --> 00:00:51,158
Weird.

5
00:00:51,227 --> 00:00:52,353
Where are we?

6
00:00:52,429 --> 00:00:53,919
This is my yoga room.

7
00:00:53,997 --> 00:00:56,022
And this is your new home.

8
00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:57,225
Downward, dog!

9
00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:58,130
Ouch!

10
00:00:58,201 --> 00:01:00,066
Welcome to revenge, Joshua.

11
00:01:00,136 --> 00:01:02,366
You'll never see your
loved ones again.

12
00:01:02,439 --> 00:01:05,169
Everything you need for
survival is booby-trapped.

13
00:01:06,509 --> 00:01:07,840
Huh.

14
00:01:07,911 --> 00:01:10,744
Now I'm gonna gank your blood
the way you ganked mine!

15
00:01:19,189 --> 00:01:20,417
Boo-yah!

16
00:01:20,490 --> 00:01:21,923
How does it feel, dog?

17
00:01:21,992 --> 00:01:23,425
How does it feel that
I've juiced your body

18
00:01:23,493 --> 00:01:25,654
and turned your blood
into Man-dazzle?

19
00:01:25,729 --> 00:01:27,492
Mm. Not that great.

20
00:01:27,564 --> 00:01:29,327
I feel weird in my skin.

21
00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:32,365
Wait. Is that it?

22
00:01:32,435 --> 00:01:34,733
Yeah, but I could
get used to this.

23
00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:36,203
What? No!

24
00:01:36,272 --> 00:01:37,705
You have to suffer!

25
00:01:37,774 --> 00:01:38,638
Okay.

26
00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:40,141
No "Okay"!

27
00:01:40,210 --> 00:01:41,142
When I say something,

28
00:01:41,211 --> 00:01:43,202
you're supposed
to disagree, okay?

29
00:01:43,279 --> 00:01:44,371
Okay.

30
00:01:47,817 --> 00:01:50,217
You're causing tension
in my neck and shoulders.

31
00:01:50,286 --> 00:01:51,753
I'm gonna go stretch it out.

32
00:01:51,821 --> 00:01:54,619
You stay here and suffer.

33
00:01:54,691 --> 00:01:55,521
Okay.

34
00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,091
Jake?

35
00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:02,794
Drat.

36
00:02:02,866 --> 00:02:03,992
Hmm.

37
00:02:04,067 --> 00:02:05,091
Ah!

38
00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:10,469
Hey, Lady.

39
00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:12,701
Listen, your husband got
abducted by Kee Oth the demon.

40
00:02:12,776 --> 00:02:14,243
Jake?

41
00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:15,140
Yeah, your hubby or...

42
00:02:15,211 --> 00:02:16,644
boyfriend or whatever.

43
00:02:21,618 --> 00:02:23,609
Yo, my Korean is
not that good.

44
00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:24,812
Can you just
get over here?

45
00:02:24,888 --> 00:02:27,118
We need to find a way to Kee
Oth's dimension, Shipshiyo.

46
00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:32,218
All right,
that sounds affirmative.

47
00:02:32,295 --> 00:02:33,489
See you soon. Bye.

48
00:02:52,916 --> 00:02:55,009
Just kidding.
I got a girl!

49
00:02:56,152 --> 00:02:57,813
Lady Rainicorn!
Yeah!

50
00:02:57,887 --> 00:03:00,151
Mm.
That don't look right.

51
00:03:01,124 --> 00:03:01,954
That's better.

52
00:03:02,926 --> 00:03:03,756
Excuse me.

53
00:03:03,827 --> 00:03:05,226
Hmm?

54
00:03:05,295 --> 00:03:06,455
Down here.

55
00:03:06,529 --> 00:03:07,359
Hi!

56
00:03:07,430 --> 00:03:08,419
Oh, my fun!

57
00:03:08,498 --> 00:03:09,590
I thought you was a rock!

58
00:03:09,666 --> 00:03:10,724
I'm not a rock.

59
00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:11,892
I'm a little buddy!

60
00:03:11,968 --> 00:03:13,196
Can you get off me, please?

61
00:03:13,269 --> 00:03:15,032
Whoops! Sorry.

62
00:03:15,105 --> 00:03:16,163
It's okay.

63
00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,137
Cool.

64
00:03:17,207 --> 00:03:18,231
You want to be friends?

65
00:03:18,308 --> 00:03:19,400
I'd like that!

66
00:03:19,476 --> 00:03:21,410
I've never had a friend.

67
00:03:21,478 --> 00:03:23,036
Whoa, seriously?

68
00:03:23,113 --> 00:03:26,776
My species spends its
first 12 years sleeping.

69
00:03:26,850 --> 00:03:28,112
I just woke up today!

70
00:03:31,121 --> 00:03:32,986
Hello?

71
00:03:35,458 --> 00:03:37,585
I'm just gonna pretend
you're sleeping.

72
00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:42,488
Whoop! She's here.

73
00:03:42,565 --> 00:03:44,760
I thought my body was
hopping up and down,

74
00:03:44,834 --> 00:03:46,563
but I was sitting still.

75
00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:49,363
What is it, Lady?

76
00:03:55,845 --> 00:03:56,675
What?

77
00:03:58,748 --> 00:04:01,114
Uh... something "skip."

78
00:04:01,184 --> 00:04:02,173
I don't know.

79
00:04:02,252 --> 00:04:03,184
Just play it, BMO.

80
00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:05,653
Jake? Finn? Jermaine?

81
00:04:05,722 --> 00:04:07,053
Whoever is watching this?

82
00:04:07,123 --> 00:04:08,112
Dad!

83
00:04:08,191 --> 00:04:10,318
I just opened up an
unexplored cavern deep in the

84
00:04:10,393 --> 00:04:11,826
underground grasslands complex.

85
00:04:11,895 --> 00:04:13,556
Please refer to my
chart system, okay?

86
00:04:13,630 --> 00:04:15,063
I'm in Cave 73H.

87
00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:16,655
In case I am
overtaken by an enemy,

88
00:04:16,733 --> 00:04:17,927
I need you to
retrieve my corpse.

89
00:04:18,902 --> 00:04:20,164
Hey, Lady.

90
00:04:20,236 --> 00:04:21,669
You asked me to
make you a video...

91
00:04:22,939 --> 00:04:24,406
BMO, skip! Skip!

92
00:04:24,474 --> 00:04:25,805
saying JTD won't

93
00:04:25,875 --> 00:04:26,933
change his doggie ways...

94
00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:31,542
That should be good.

95
00:04:31,614 --> 00:04:33,013
Okay, I love you, girl.

96
00:04:33,082 --> 00:04:34,344
I hope you liked it.

97
00:04:34,417 --> 00:04:35,441
Bye!

98
00:04:36,553 --> 00:04:37,952
over here, you see?

99
00:04:38,021 --> 00:04:39,613
The second half of
the tablet, I believe.

100
00:04:39,689 --> 00:04:41,452
Now, if I put this
together with mine,

101
00:04:41,524 --> 00:04:43,458
I should be able to create
a portal to the demon

102
00:04:43,526 --> 00:04:44,584
Kee Oth's dimension

103
00:04:44,661 --> 00:04:46,322
and trap him in a
circle of holy water.

104
00:04:46,396 --> 00:04:47,761
Okay, here we go.

105
00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:49,730
Perfect!
Okay, let's see...

106
00:04:49,799 --> 00:04:51,994
"Kee Oth zaple myrups pama"

107
00:04:55,205 --> 00:04:58,265
Okay, this is scene one,
take one of "Heat Signature 2."

108
00:04:58,341 --> 00:04:59,433
Ready?

109
00:04:59,509 --> 00:05:00,567
Action!

110
00:05:00,643 --> 00:05:04,204
Father, it's been a year
since I was on the submarine,

111
00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:06,373
but I still hear the screams.

112
00:05:06,449 --> 00:05:07,780
I was forced to choose

113
00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:11,377
the lives of my men
or the entire planet!

114
00:05:11,454 --> 00:05:12,978
What would you do?

115
00:05:13,056 --> 00:05:14,318
Tell me, father!

116
00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:15,652
I'm a mess, man!

117
00:05:15,725 --> 00:05:17,090
Oh!

118
00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,821
Wait, what do I say?

119
00:05:18,895 --> 00:05:20,760
Mm, check, please!

120
00:05:20,830 --> 00:05:21,728
No!

121
00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:24,493
Hold on, BMO.

122
00:05:24,567 --> 00:05:26,865
I feel like we need to watch
more of this video for clues,

123
00:05:26,936 --> 00:05:28,267
but you got to
promise me that

124
00:05:28,338 --> 00:05:30,363
I'm not gonna see any
more weird Jake stuff.

125
00:05:39,148 --> 00:05:41,116
Okay, high five.

126
00:05:41,184 --> 00:05:42,845
Play it, BMO.

127
00:05:42,919 --> 00:05:44,477
Mm, guess what, Lady.

128
00:05:44,554 --> 00:05:46,545
This dirty dog
needs a bath.

129
00:05:46,623 --> 00:05:47,453
Whoo!

130
00:05:47,523 --> 00:05:48,353
Aaaah!

131
00:05:48,424 --> 00:05:49,254
Aaaah!

132
00:05:49,325 --> 00:05:50,724
Aaaah!

133
00:05:50,793 --> 00:05:52,021
This stinks!

134
00:05:52,095 --> 00:05:52,925
What do you mean?

135
00:05:52,996 --> 00:05:54,258
Come on, Joshua!

136
00:05:54,330 --> 00:05:55,422
Back in the old days,

137
00:05:55,498 --> 00:05:58,023
you would've been up here
trying to take me apart!

138
00:05:58,101 --> 00:05:59,193
Uh, what?

139
00:05:59,269 --> 00:06:01,760
That's my Dad, Joshua,
back in the old days.

140
00:06:01,838 --> 00:06:03,499
I'm his son, dude.

141
00:06:03,573 --> 00:06:04,938
Shoot.

142
00:06:05,008 --> 00:06:06,737
Where is he?

143
00:06:06,809 --> 00:06:07,741
He's dead, dude.

144
00:06:07,810 --> 00:06:09,368
Don't make me get
emotional about it.

145
00:06:09,445 --> 00:06:11,106
Then why are you being
such a wimp then?

146
00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:13,205
Come on up here and beat
on me like your Dad would.

147
00:06:13,283 --> 00:06:14,807
Okay, that's weird.

148
00:06:14,884 --> 00:06:16,078
What's weird?

149
00:06:16,152 --> 00:06:17,449
You want to get beat up?

150
00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:18,646
That's weird.

151
00:06:18,721 --> 00:06:20,712
I'm not doing
your weird biz.

152
00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:22,690
You won't fight?

153
00:06:22,759 --> 00:06:23,657
Nope.

154
00:06:24,961 --> 00:06:26,656
Heh-heh.

155
00:06:26,729 --> 00:06:27,559
What the...

156
00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:29,097
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

157
00:06:29,165 --> 00:06:30,063
Oh, my gosh!

158
00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:33,265
Hi. I'm Samantha.

159
00:06:33,336 --> 00:06:35,463
I'm Jay T. T-The dog!

160
00:06:35,538 --> 00:06:36,630
I'm... I'm Jake.

161
00:06:36,706 --> 00:06:38,606
Only one can
survive my pit!

162
00:06:38,675 --> 00:06:40,836
This bozo tried
stealing my blood, too!

163
00:06:40,910 --> 00:06:43,708
So youse better duke it out
and see who gets to live!

164
00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:46,647
But I haven't seen
a man-dog in years!

165
00:06:46,716 --> 00:06:50,482
And now the universe has
dropped one into my arms.

166
00:06:50,553 --> 00:06:52,145
Whoa, Lady.
No way.

167
00:06:52,221 --> 00:06:53,745
This boy is got.

168
00:06:53,823 --> 00:06:55,814
But fate has brought
us together!

169
00:06:55,892 --> 00:06:58,827
The stars have paired
you with a goddess!

170
00:06:58,895 --> 00:07:01,659
I like the way you talk,
but you are crazy.

171
00:07:01,731 --> 00:07:03,699
Kill or be killed,
you two!

172
00:07:03,766 --> 00:07:07,668
Yes, if I'm so crazy,
then let's fight!

173
00:07:07,737 --> 00:07:09,432
No, girl, we can bounce
out of here.

174
00:07:09,505 --> 00:07:11,370
My friend Finn will
save us any second now.

175
00:07:11,441 --> 00:07:13,636
I don't wait for rescue.

176
00:07:13,710 --> 00:07:16,270
I conquer till
I am conquered...

177
00:07:16,346 --> 00:07:19,577
by love or by the hand
of an adversary.

178
00:07:19,649 --> 00:07:21,879
Well, I guess we're gonna
have to fight then.

179
00:07:21,951 --> 00:07:23,282
Yaah!

180
00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:31,683
Okay, take your time.

181
00:07:31,761 --> 00:07:34,025
I got to do my daily
sun salutations.

182
00:07:36,532 --> 00:07:38,056
Release me, Joshua!

183
00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:41,431
I'll show you!

184
00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:47,998
Blech!

185
00:07:48,077 --> 00:07:50,272
Dude, your blood is harsh!

186
00:07:51,447 --> 00:07:54,507
That's 'cause I been
drinking so much holy water.

187
00:07:54,584 --> 00:07:56,017
It's in my blood, sucker!

188
00:07:56,085 --> 00:07:58,315
And naturally, I got to go
to the bathroom like crazy.

189
00:07:58,388 --> 00:07:59,753
Be right back!

190
00:07:59,822 --> 00:08:03,223
If I can't suck you,
I'll suck myself's blood.

191
00:08:08,798 --> 00:08:10,288
Taste it, scrub!

192
00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:12,592
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

193
00:08:13,803 --> 00:08:15,202
Man, I can't believe it.

194
00:08:15,271 --> 00:08:16,568
I got to weewee again.

195
00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,237
Would you like to
rate this video?

196
00:08:21,310 --> 00:08:22,504
No time, BMO.

197
00:08:22,578 --> 00:08:23,875
Let's go find the
cave from the video.

198
00:08:23,946 --> 00:08:25,379
Maybe we'll find
more clues there.

199
00:08:38,294 --> 00:08:41,024
"Kee Oth zaple myrups
pama mancakes."

200
00:08:42,265 --> 00:08:43,459
Whoa.

201
00:08:51,307 --> 00:08:52,934
Jake?

202
00:08:53,009 --> 00:08:53,907
Yeesh.

203
00:08:53,976 --> 00:08:54,840
Eh?

204
00:08:56,012 --> 00:08:56,842
Jake?

205
00:08:56,913 --> 00:08:57,743
Finn, yes!

206
00:08:57,814 --> 00:08:58,678
Help me!

207
00:08:58,748 --> 00:09:01,342
Jake!

208
00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:03,112
This is not hugging!

209
00:09:03,186 --> 00:09:04,210
It's fighting!

210
00:09:04,287 --> 00:09:05,276
Fighting!

211
00:09:05,354 --> 00:09:06,480
Jake, what do I do?

212
00:09:06,556 --> 00:09:07,614
Should I kill him?

213
00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:08,918
With what?

214
00:09:08,991 --> 00:09:10,515
With this!

215
00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,117
Demon blood!

216
00:09:12,195 --> 00:09:13,184
That's right!

217
00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:14,695
Demon blood beats demon!

218
00:09:14,764 --> 00:09:16,698
Uh, that is not correct.

219
00:09:18,968 --> 00:09:20,265
Oh, yeah!

220
00:09:20,336 --> 00:09:21,598
Give me that
blood, stupid!

221
00:09:23,573 --> 00:09:26,633
Whoaaaaaaa!

222
00:09:26,709 --> 00:09:29,542
Lady, don't break
the circle of protection!

223
00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:32,944
Aw, geez.

224
00:09:33,015 --> 00:09:34,710
He's sucking my
sword off its hilt!

225
00:09:36,219 --> 00:09:38,449
Yeah!

226
00:09:38,521 --> 00:09:40,352
Your circle can't
stop my sucking!

227
00:09:40,423 --> 00:09:42,516
Now I have your demon blood,
as well!

228
00:09:42,592 --> 00:09:44,116
Except it's not
demon blood.

229
00:09:44,193 --> 00:09:47,060
It's a frozen grape juice that
was blessed by the priest.

230
00:09:49,866 --> 00:09:51,493
Cold.

231
00:09:51,567 --> 00:09:53,831
Bless this sword, Fodder!

232
00:09:53,903 --> 00:09:55,803
Mm. Check, please!

233
00:09:58,074 --> 00:09:59,041
Mmm. Grapy.

234
00:09:59,108 --> 00:10:00,473
Wait.

235
00:10:00,543 --> 00:10:01,908
Aaaaaaaaaah!

236
00:10:04,213 --> 00:10:05,271
My blood!

237
00:10:05,348 --> 00:10:06,372
Whoo!

238
00:10:06,449 --> 00:10:07,416
Coward!

239
00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:08,450
Whoop!

240
00:10:08,518 --> 00:10:09,348
Hey, hey!

241
00:10:09,418 --> 00:10:10,510
Lady!

242
00:10:10,586 --> 00:10:12,076
Let's go, bros!

243
00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,418
Samantha, you can come,
too, I guess.

244
00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:16,481
Very well.

245
00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:22,229
You've returned
me to my world,

246
00:10:22,298 --> 00:10:25,426
so I recant my
oath to destroy you.

247
00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:26,729
You made an oath?

248
00:10:26,802 --> 00:10:27,769
Okay.

249
00:10:27,837 --> 00:10:30,101
Let's fight
again sometime.

250
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,402
Nah, I'll just
stretch into a tree.

251
00:10:32,475 --> 00:10:33,339
Hmm.

252
00:10:33,409 --> 00:10:36,344
Took long enough for you to
stretch out of that pit.

253
00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:44,884
Psh! Please. Not even.

254
00:10:47,623 --> 00:10:50,387
Uh, because Kee Oth
was right there!

255
00:10:50,459 --> 00:10:51,892
A-and there were traps.

256
00:10:51,961 --> 00:10:53,895
I didn't have no blood
this whole time,

257
00:10:53,963 --> 00:10:55,362
so I'm totally
out of it.

258
00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:58,397
Jake?

259
00:10:58,467 --> 00:10:59,297
Whew! Sorry.

260
00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:00,426
I got a little
light-headed.

261
00:11:03,773 --> 00:11:05,070
I love you, too, Lady.

262
00:11:05,141 --> 00:11:05,971
Yo, guys.

263
00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,202
I still love
Flame Princess.

264
00:11:07,276 --> 00:11:08,834
Okay, big hug.

265
00:11:08,911 --> 00:11:10,242
Hug!

266
00:11:40,509 --> 00:11:42,409
This party is so crazy!

267
00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:55,170
Ripped By mstoll